Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Flower of the Leylines
Yun Yizi rejected Biaozi's kindness, and said that he had not yet found a Taoist companion, so it was inconvenient to drink such a good wine, and asked very tactfully: "Biaozi Daoyou, after you drink this wine, how do you deal with physiological reactions?"
"What is a physiological reaction?" Biao Zi didn't understand, but he felt that the term Yun Yizi said was a bit interesting.
Yun Yizi was stunned for a moment, and then explained: "Physiological response is a state of tension in which an individual is subjected to external stimuli and causes the body to react. ”
"So that's what it means, that is, when you're hungry, you'll scream, and you'll subconsciously close your eyes when you smash your fists, right?" Biaozi, who is a doctor, understands it at a glance, and there is even a glimmer in his eyes: "You are a very good term, it seems that you have a lot of talent as a doctor." ”
Yun Yizi waved his hand and said: "No, no, it's just standing on the shoulders of giants." ”
The giant named Huaxia, although five thousand years in this immortal world is only a moment, but the technology tree is always different, each has its own strengths.
"Although you Confucians like to talk around the bush, what you say is still quite nice. ”
Biao Zi politely praised, and returned to the original topic: "As for the physiological reaction you just said after drinking the Hundred Whips Wine, as a healer, it is very simple to control this. Besides, as a seeker, that kind of thing only gets in the way of my punches. ”
Women only affect the speed at which I throw punches!
Well, it's worthy of a biaozi!
After Biaozi finished speaking, he seemed to think of something again, and looked at Yun Yizi in surprise: "Little brother Yuliang, are you ......?"
"Stop, stop, I'll just ask. Yun Yizi hurriedly interrupted, and emphasized: "There is no unspeakable secret, and I don't have any thoughts about that for the time being, but I just saw that Biaozi Daoist friends are so large, so I asked casually." ”
Biao Zi looked at Yun Yizi directly, was silent for a while, and then he whispered: "If the skin is too long, I can make a circumcision for you..............."
"A hundred tongues are speechless!"
A mantra decreed that the world was much quieter.
Yun Yizi thought that his temperament was straight enough, but he didn't expect Biaozi to be straighter, almost saying whatever he wanted, and never hiding it.
Biao Zi yelled for a long time before he found that he was speechless, and looked at Yun Yizi resentfully.
A black iron tower showed a deep boudoir-like resentful woman-like eyes, Yun Yizi couldn't bear it, and quickly withdrew the forbidden speech technique, changed the topic: "Speaking of which, how could Biaozi Daoist come to this deep mountain and old forest?"
Biaozi sat down on the edge of the stove and said, "Well, I fought with a few calves before, and those guys were too chicken thieves, and I was injured, so I just found a place to heal the injury." ”
Yun Yizi also sat down, and was about to talk about something casually, when Biao Zi spoke again: "I didn't expect that I was lucky, I found a flower of the leylines that was about to mature in this mountain forest, and it is estimated that it will bloom in a few days." ”
"What is the Flower of the Leylines?" Yun Yizi asked curiously.
Biao Zi explained: "It is a strange flower that gathers into a singularity and enjoys the water and soil offerings of one side, and finally condenses, which is very rare and is also a healing medicine." ”
Yun Yizi understood, it was a treasure that was born and raised, according to the common sense of the cultivation realm that he understood, shouldn't it be kept secret when he generally found this kind of thing?
However, seeing Biaozi, he didn't know what secrecy was, so Yun Yizi had to remind him: "If you find this kind of treasure in the future, it's better not to tell other people, it will attract unwarranted peeping." ”
Biaozi looked at Yun Yizi and asked very straightly, "Then will you peep?"
Yun Yizi shook his head: "No, listen to what you said before, the flower of the leyline should be the elixir of the doctor, and it should be of little use to me." ”
"It's not of much use to you, but it's still of some help to your sword spirit. Biao Zi pointed to the position of the Xuantong sword in Yun Yizi's arms and said, "Your sword spirit is injured." ”
"Huh?"
Yun Yizi took out the Xuantong Sword and probed into his divine sense, but the duck was still asleep, and it seemed that nothing was wrong.
Biaozi said, "You call it out and take a look." ”
Yun Yizi recalled that the duck was a little invincible last night, and he didn't dare to delay, so he quickly woke up the duck.
【Ga ......】
The duck reluctantly rolled over, unwilling to come out. Yun Yizi had no choice but to forcibly invite the duck out, hold it in his hand and hand it to Biaozi.
Biaozi picked up the duck with one hand and looked at it a few times, the duck felt uncomfortable being lifted, opened his eyes, saw Biaozi's solemn face, and exploded: "Oh! Where did the demon come from!"
The duck struggled desperately, but its wings were caught by Biaozi, and the two duck feet could only keep stepping on the air in mid-air.
Biaozi turned the duck around, looked at it a few more times, and his face became more serious.
"It's anal fissure. ”
After a preliminary diagnosis, Biaozi said.
Yun Yizi was stunned: "Huh?"
"Huh?" The duck was also stunned, and then scolded and said: "Let go of me, you quack, how can Uncle Ben have an anal fissure, and Uncle Ben is a fucking sword spirit, have you ever seen a sword spirit with an anal fissure?!"
Biao Zi said seriously: "I have seen a sword in heaven and earth with hemorrhoids, and it is the first time I have seen a sword spirit with anal fissures." ”
Yun Yizi couldn't help but touch his eyebrows, and the gentleman's mark shimmered, indicating that it was not done by it and had nothing to do with it.
Biao Zi reached out to probe the local area of the duck, and said: "Well, it should be that there was an injury before, and then he used the strength that he couldn't bear, causing the pressure to leak out of this position, and eventually lead to an anal fissure." ”
When the duck heard this, he didn't toss anymore, because in order to protect Yun Yizi's path, he did use the power that he couldn't withstand in his current state.
He had used it a few times before, but at that time, his Origin Power had not been stolen, and it had been fine with the protection of the Origin Rules.
Unexpectedly, after following Yun Yizi, it has only been a few days, not only has the power of the origin been stolen, but also his mother's anal fissure.
Thinking of this, the sensitive parts of the duck shed tears of remorse.
Biao Zi gently patted the duck's head and comforted: "You are lucky, there is a flower of the leyline that is about to mature here, after eating it, your anal fissure symptoms will slowly recover, pay attention to your diet, can you eat?"
The duck replied listlessly: "Can ......"
When Biao Zi heard this, he hurriedly took out the wine gourd on his waist again: "Come on, come on, first pour a sip to nourish your body." ”
"Wine, come on, come on, I'll drink, I'll drink!" the duck lifted its neck, as if resurrected with full blood.
Biaozi broke the stopper and poured it into the duck's beak.
Tons and tons of tons -
The duck's hair can gradually change color through drinking, and after several sips of wine, the original golden duck feathers become extremely red, and from a distance, it looks like a red-skinned roast duck.
"Ahem, ahem... What kind of wine, how fishy it smells, and I feel like it's so hot, why am I wearing a sweater? It's almost summer, who gave me it..."
The duck was a little dazed, and the red feathers on his body began to fall off.
Yun Yizi's eyes widened: "Biaozi Daoyou, what's wrong with it?"
Biaozi lifted the duck and looked at it, and said, "Oh, it's just undressing, it's okay, maybe it's too hot." ”
"It's shedding!