Chapter 88: Under the Turtle Shell
Damn, this is so poisonous!
Feng Zhiping was so shocked that he almost didn't jump up, he had already remembered who this voice was, it was the senior sister surnamed Zhou of the silly girl, and a thousand thoughts instantly turned in his heart.
Did she find out?
It shouldn't be, the young master pretended to be perfect, and he didn't even change the rhythm of his breathing, how could she find out!
But if she hadn't found out that she had no grievances with her, why did she come to fake Shuang'er's hands to do this?
Or I'll wake up now, and if I do, she'll have no reason to do it.
No, no, she's tempting, she must have suspected me of pretending to be asleep, but there's no evidence, if I wake up now, wouldn't I be in the right place?
Yes, it must be a temptation!
I can't wake up, I must not wake up now, let Shuang'er find out that I was pretending to be asleep, I listened to the full set of words just now, how can I live, young master!
With a heart, Feng Zhiping continued to pretend to be dead, he didn't believe that Zhou Chang dared to make the nonsense come true, and he didn't believe that the stupid girl could bear to do it.
"That's good, that's good, I'll help him scrape off the blood scab now!"
You Shuang'er easily destroyed his psychological defense, grabbed the fruit knife and was about to make a move, the prince was ready to die and pretended to wake up when he saw that the situation was not good, Zhou Chang suddenly stopped.
"Wait!"
Really!
Haha, I know that you don't dare to come to the real thing, it's better than being open-minded, young master, I haven't lost a few times!
Feng Zhiping was full of pride, and subconsciously curled the corners of his mouth.
Zhou Chang looked at it, sneered secretly, and said to You Shuang'er seriously: "Remember to tear as slowly as possible, the slower the better, so that the recovery effect is better, and there will be no scars." You see he's white and clean, and if he leaves a scar all over his spine, what a pity, isn't it? It's not comfortable to touch, right?"
Nuan Shuang'er was already a little solid-eyed, but now she cares about it, how can she doubt her senior sister's words, she nodded with a red face: "Yes." ”
After speaking, he realized that something was wrong, and he didn't follow: "No! What can't be touched, senior sister, you are talking nonsense again!"
Zhou Chang smiled and raised his hand to say goodbye, and raised his chin to signal the start.
Glancing at her senior sister, You Shuang'er grabbed the knife and turned around, looking at Feng Zhiping fiercely.
"Big villain, it's all your fault, even my senior sister has become unserious by your side! Now I'm going to teach you a lesson, no, it's to save you, although you can't hurt it, but I'll still try to be lighter, I'm calling it revenge with virtue! When you wake up, you must thank me, you have to kneel and thank me, you know? Hey, I'm so stupid, you can't hear it now, let's wait until you wake up!"
You Shuang'er knocked on his head, raised the knife and was about to move.
Feng Zhiping couldn't bear it any longer, and a spirit opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was a small face full of surprise.
"Big bad, you're awake!"
You Shuang'er cheered, and then felt that something was wrong, revealing suspicion.
"Wait, why did you wake up so coincidentally? You, did you wake up early? What did you hear, say!"
Damn, wake up!
Glancing at Zhou Chang, who was smiling treacherously, Feng Zhiping was depressed, and secretly said that he was really exposed.
"Tell me, did you hear something?!"
You Shuang'er held a sharp knife and silver teeth in his hand, as if he wanted to choose someone to devour, Feng Zhiping's heart trembled, and he quickly took out his life's acting skills and piled up a blank face.
"Why are you here? Huh, where is this? Who am I? What's wrong with me?"
The knife slipped from his hand, and You Shuang'er grabbed Zhou Chang with red eyes: "Senior sister, he, he seems to have hurt his brain!"
Zhou Chang didn't speak, he seemed to be smiling, You Shuang'er gradually understood something, and turned his head suspiciously: "Are you pretending?Are you lying to me?!"
Damn, it's done!
Feng Zhiping hurriedly remedied, shook his head, slapped it twice, his blank eyes gradually turned clear, and he smiled embarrassedly.
"I'm sorry, I seem to have slept for a long time, I'm a little sleepy, and my mind is not very clear. ”
"Really?"
"It's more real than real gold!"
"How do I feel like you're lying to me?"
"Absolutely not, look at my eyes, how sincere!"
You Shuang'er really looked closer for a while, nodded, and the suspicion faded away, and he threw a handkerchief when he got up.
"There's eye droppings, wipe it. ”
Feng Zhiping took it with a smile and glanced at Zhou Chang with a slight smugness.
Zhou Chang rolled his eyes and was about to expose it, Feng Zhiping hurriedly changed his eyes to forgiveness, and said with a smile: "Hey, Senior Sister Zhou! I haven't seen you for a long time, you are getting more and more beautiful, and there are a lot of people who turn back on the road, right? I heard that people often send flowers to Mochizuki Peak, and the object is you, right? Definitely! In addition to Fairy Han, Mochizuki Peak can have such a great charm!"
There is no woman who doesn't like others to praise herself, especially her appearance, although Zhou Chang was reluctant, she was still very useful, secretly scolded this kid for having a sweet mouth, and showed a smile after glancing at it lightly: "Hugh is talking nonsense, people can't laugh to death when they hear it." ”
Feng Zhiping responded with a smile, secretly relieved, and suddenly felt a murderous aura again.
Looking up, the silly girl gritted her little silver teeth and glared angrily, trembling in her heart, and hurriedly used a killer move.
"Cuifen, what's wrong with you? Do you think I'm not right?"
The killer effect is superb, You Shuang'er really put away her anger, glanced at her senior sister with a flushed face, and said: "Bah, who is Cuifen, why are you talking nonsense!"
Feng Zhiping grinned, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then what do I call you?"
"Shut up!"
Holding down his nose and mouth together, You Shuang'er was ashamed and annoyed: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll let Master freeze you again! This time, I will freeze you into a popsicle and I won't be able to move for three days and three nights!"
This press was sick and heavy, no different from being hit by a palm, Feng Zhiping was almost not shot to death, and when he heard a certain woman threatening Han Fairy, he quickly nodded and begged for mercy with his eyes.
You Shuang'er didn't let go, and said with a straight face: "Also, in the future, you have to be respectful to my senior sister, and you are not allowed to be inserious, do you hear?"
Hurriedly nodded again, and when he took his hand away, Feng Zhiping rubbed his numb mouth and said aggrievedly: "I'm not disrespectful, is it wrong to praise her for being beautiful?"
Zhou Chang rubbed his forehead with a headache: "Feng Buping, I still like you when I first met, you pretended to be really good at that time." ”
Feng Zhiping hehehe: "At that time, it was raw and now cooked, and it is still with your own family, how pretentious?"
Zhou Chang smiled angrily: "You dare to admit it." ”
"Eh, it should be said that the love is the most sexual, the heart of a child. Feng Zhiping looked serious and not embarrassed.
Zhou Chang was completely speechless, and pulled Layou Shuang'er: "You don't care?"
You Shuang'er thought for a while, and said innocently: "I think what he said is right, Master hates hypocritical people very much, saying that that kind of people are hypocrites, with a brocade crown wrapped in the heart of a beast, and they are even more disgusting than real villains." ”
Feng Zhiping was speechless, did this girl praise herself or scold herself?
Zhou Chang wanted to laugh and scold a few words, but suddenly lost his mood, looked at Feng Zhiping suspiciously, frowned and thought, and secretly said Could it be that this is the reason why he can look at him differently?
"How are you, do you feel anything uncomfortable?" You Shuang'er asked.
Feng Zhiping pointed to his back: "It's not uncomfortable, it's just that the ice on this spine is a little uncomfortable, and it feels like carrying a turtle shell." ”
You Shuang'er knocked on it, and it made a tinkling sound, and suddenly she kept knocking with a smile.
"It's really like a turtle shell, and the sound is so crisp, why didn't you find it so fun just now!"
"Hey, hey, a little sympathy, okay?"
"Don't move, I'm looking for a tune, I'm going to find it again if your posture changes!"
Feng Zhiping was helpless, so he simply lay on the bed and let him toss, all as a little maid to beat the master's back.
Chatting with each other, Feng Zhiping secretly sighed, Han Fengxue is worthy of being a female martial soul with the title of martial god, this layer of ice seems to be thin and brittle, but it is attached to the body like a close-fitting soft armor, and there is no crack in any movement.
Just thinking about it, there was a sudden "click" sound in his ears, You Shuang'er withdrew his hand in lightning, and sat down in a proper manner and squinted at the sky.
Feng Zhiping felt bad in his heart, and when he looked back, he almost didn't get angry.
The ice sheet, which was still smooth and seamless, cracked into several pieces at this moment, and at first glance, it looked like a turtle shell.
"Well, it's a turtle this time. Zhou Chang covered his mouth and teased, squinting with a smile.
"You, Shuang, Er!"
Feng Zhiping yelled, and the little girl got up, pulled her senior sister and walked out.
"That, it's late, it's time to go home for dinner, Master can't see me, I'm in a hurry, I'll come to see you tomorrow, you can take care of your injuries!"
"You come back to me!!"
The girl is not really stupid, how can she obey orders, pull the soles of her sister's feet to smear oil, listen to the voice, and use light skills to escape over the wall.
Feng Zhiping wanted to cry without tears, looked at his back, and then looked at the house, secretly rejoicing.
Fortunately, the gang of hurters is not there, otherwise today's incident will definitely not be able to get over in the future.
It's not a matter of carrying it like this all the time, in case someone breaks in, I really won't be able to see anyone in the future.
With a long sigh, Feng Zhiping reluctantly twisted his body and turned his back to detain the ice, thinking that it would be very difficult, but who knew that a piece would be lifted off with a little effort, and the exposed skin was in contact with the air, which was slightly cool.
"Is it so easy? Isn't it broken by the girl, but invalidated?"
Frowning and lowering his head, he wanted to study the ice in his hand, but he was stunned, the ice in his hand was gone, and he didn't feel it at all, and there was no trace of water on his hand.
Hurriedly picked out another piece, this time staring intently, only to see that the ice flakes that were already close to transparency quickly faded after leaving the body, and disappeared without a trace after just two breaths.
Taking a deep breath, Feng Zhiping looked up at the magic of the martial soul endlessly, this thing looks like ice but it is not ice, how can ice directly turn into air, and it does not leave a trace of water?
It's a pity that it can't be preserved, otherwise making it into a hidden weapon is definitely killing people invisibly, and you can't even find the murder weapon afterwards.
When all the ice on his back was removed, he looked in the mirror, and he was stunned again.
The wounds on the back half of the body are completely gone, and the old scars from the past are also gone, and the entire back half of the body is smooth and delicate like a baby.
Feng Zhiping was stunned for a long time, his mouth was deflated, and he cried.
", how can I see people! Fairy Han, Grandma Han, Ancestor Han, do you want to live the whole thing, make it like this, I, I don't want to be a yin and yang person!"