Chapter 368: Demotion to Heavenly Court

Lu Yan did not hesitate to say a more answer, and he was confident.

The sincerity mirror has been removed, and with the support of Sanxiao Niangniang, even if she lies openly.

"You're lying, the peach can be picked up casually, how come other immortals can't touch this kind of good thing?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily, lying so openly and honestly, it was like they were all idiots.

It's too much of a deception!

"Actually, when I picked up the peach, I was also very puzzled, it was a peach, I actually picked it up!"

Lu Yan said with a smile, thought for a moment and continued: "But when I knew that Monkey King stole the peach orchard, I realized that a monkey stole so many peaches, isn't it normal to drop one or two on the road?"

It's a pity that they don't know the story of the monkey breaking corn, and it would be more credible not to have him, and there are some regrets in their hearts.

It's just that the ghost won't believe this answer, but no one can take Lu Yan.

If you want to use a strong one, just look at the Sanxiao Niangniang behind Lu Yan.

These three are ruthless people who cut off the three flowers on the top of the twelve golden immortals and the five qi in their chests, don't look at the appearance of being soft and weak, they really want to anger them, and they don't know how to die.

The death-like silence of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, the immortals on the scene were all shocked by Lu Yan's shamelessness, is it really good to lie so openly and brightly?

Such an absurd reason, but the problem is that they can't find a reason to refute it.

There is no way to refute it, can they still torture to extract confessions, and the atmosphere has become quite strange for a while.

The Eight Heavenly Gods, the Heavenly Emperors, and Zhou Tian Xingdou all looked at Lu Yan dumbfounded, this person is really powerful, with this mouth, no wonder he wants to eat soft rice, he is simply born to eat this bowl of rice.

I'm afraid it's not a problem to rely on this mouth to live the dead, flesh and bones.

Among them, the most atmospheric is Guanyin Bodhisattva, one of the four great bodhisattvas, a Buddhist walker in the Three Realms, but there is no way to take an ordinary ghost and god, and I am afraid that I want to die.

By now, anyone can see that she lost, and she lost badly.

I was going to use Lu Yan to hit Sanxiao's heart out of the mountain, but even Lu Yan was knocked down, I'm afraid that Sanxiao will officially go out of the mountain next, and I don't know how much trouble it will bring to Buddhism.

"Okay, good, juniors are amazing!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva laughed angrily, he didn't know what to say, and stared at Lu Yan with meaningful eyes: "The world calls Sanxiao Niangniang the three girls of the pit, and the name has a joking meaning, but it can also be seen that the toilet god has the status in the hearts of the world.

Today, the gods and immortals can really understand the power of Sanxiao Palace, not only the third girl of the pit, but also an even more powerful fourth master of the pit. ”

"Thank you Bodhisattva for the compliment, Lu Yan is ashamed!"

Lu Yan waved his hand and said, but he smiled bitterly in his heart, today Guanyin personally gave him the nickname of the fourth master of the pit, I am afraid that it will not be long before it will spread in the Three Realms.

The world will think that he is an old coward who only knows how to pit people, and his reputation is completely stinky.

But fortunately, this is the end of the matter today.

It's just that there is still a trace of worry in my heart, don't look at him so arrogant, it's just an illusion, in order to deal with Guanyin Bodhisattva's step-by-step pressing.

But Buddhism and Heavenly Court are still allies for the time being, and the Jade Emperor hasn't expressed his position yet.

If the other party makes a move, I'm afraid it won't be so easy to deal with!

Things developed as he thought, and the Jade Emperor, who had been silent, coughed twice, which meant that he was finally going to end.

The Jade Emperor first smiled at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "The Bodhisattva is also dedicated to the Heavenly Court, so leave this matter to me to deal with." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva bowed in thanks, slowly took a few steps back, and then returned to his seat, talking to Sanxiao as usual.

Then the Jade Emperor turned to Lu Yan, with a very strange expression on his face, and only then did he say: "Didn't your family master tell you that you have to hand over the things you picked up?"

"It's coming!"

Lu Yan smiled bitterly, he really didn't expect the Jade Emperor to be able to ask him from this angle.

After thinking about it for a long time, he said: "Your Majesty, the little god has no teacher since he was a child, and his cultivation depends on the cultivation method of the words of the heavenly court, if the teacher of the little god is the inheritance, it is the heavenly court." ”

These words are loud and clear, and the hardships of a low-level ghost and god are vividly spoken.

It can be said that those who hear it are sad, and those who listen to it shed tears, but it's a pity! Who is not an old monster who has cultivated for thousands of years, except for watching Lu Yan's performance, he doesn't feel anything.

Then Lu Yan continued: "The name of the peach is known to the world, but the little god has never seen it!

But at that time, I had already eaten half of it, and it was too rude to give it back to the Jade Emperor, so I could only eat it with a cheeky face. ”

"This ......"

The Jade Emperor was speechless, and his words were impeccable, and his words were sincere, so that he couldn't bear to hit this loyal little god.

But in his heart, he felt ridiculous, Lu Yan could never have known that it was Pan Tao after handing it over to Sanxiao, but what the other party said also made sense.

Entangled with the Guanyin Bodhisattva who happened to see a solemn expression, he sighed secretly in his heart, he will use Buddhism next, but it is not bad to snub the heart of Buddhism.

Therefore, Lu Yan had to be punished, otherwise how would the two sides cooperate in the future.

After thinking about it for a long time, he finally made up his mind and said: "Even if you eat it by mistake without knowing it, then you have the crime of negligence. ”

The exit of this sentence also made the gods and immortals completely understand the thoughts of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was still standing on the side of Buddhism.

Not long after, the Jade Emperor finally said: "Lu Yan, the secretary of the metropolitan toilet, did not hand over the peach as soon as he picked it up, although the circumstances are excusable, but the guilt cannot be escaped, and he ordered to be demoted to the mortal world, and accumulate merit in Nanzhan Buzhou, if he can't accumulate five million merits, he will never return to heaven." ”

"Thank you, Jade Emperor. ”

Lu Yan received the order with a "sad" expression, then slowly retreated, patted the angry Bixiao, and turned around with a smile on his face.

stole so many peaches, and stole all the things that the Jade Emperor brewed in the elixir and jade dew, but he was reduced to the mortal world, what is this.

He didn't want to stay in the heavenly court, the human world was the place where he developed, and this time he went to the heavenly court, he had gained enough benefits, enough to develop in the human world.

Then there was a god who reported that Sun Wukong's knife was constantly chopping, and the thunder did not die, and Taishang Laojun personally took Sun Wukong to Tushi Palace for refining.

At the end of the court meeting, Lu Yan followed Sanxiao Niangniang to Sanxiao Palace, with a smile on her face, and she was not sad at all when she was relegated to the mortal.

It's just that Sanxiao is in a very bad mood, and his eyes are full of distress when he looks at Lu Yan.

How can any immortals want to be demoted to the mortal world, which is the place of cultivation in the red dust, I don't know how many immortals have sunk in the red dust.

And the smile on Lu Yan's face just didn't want them to worry.

Speaking of which, Lu Yan is a kind person!

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