Chapter 50: Please enter the urn

"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island. My Fair Lady, Gentleman.

"Jagged wattles, flowing left and right. My Fair Lady, I covet it.

"I can't ask for it, but I can't think about it. Leisurely, tossing and turning.

"Jagged wattles, picked left and right. My Fair Lady, Friends of the Piano.

"Jagged wattles, left and right. My Fair Lady, bells and drums. ”

The second lady turned her back to the flower wall, reciting the verses of the "Guan Ju" section in the "Book of Songs" that her cousin taught her and her sister, while constantly twisting her slender waist.

She could feel that the greedy, **, shameless, lewd, and hot eyes behind her were burning her back.

Because she was secretly lying on the empty flower wall, she turned around when she saw the two of them running towards this side.

Although she didn't know much about the meaning of the poem taught by her cousin who was studying in the school, she seemed to feel that her cousin had said that she was pouring out the feelings between men and women!

This is what his cousin said staring at his big deep eyes, with hot and burning eyes, and looking at his sister in a daze.

My cousin once took the trouble to explain this poem:

"Quarping waterfowl inhabit the sandbar in the river. A beautiful girl is a good spouse for a man.

"The water chestnuts of uneven length, the girl is busy picking left and right. A beautiful and good-hearted girl, she keeps thinking about it when she is awake and asleep.

"I thought I couldn't get it, and I thought about it when I was awake and asleep. I really miss her, I can't sleep after tossing and turning.

"The water chestnuts of uneven length, the girl is busy picking left and right. The beautiful girl with a good heart gestured to her by stroking the qin.

"The water chestnuts of uneven length, the girl is busy picking left and right. A beautiful girl with a good heart, ringing bells and drums to please her. ”

After her cousin left that day, she saw her sister's face red, her eyes lowered, and she looked at the garden in a daze, with a delicate rose waiting to be released.

"Hee-hee............! It's beautiful!"

She heard the laughter and whispering outside the flower wall, but there was no other movement.

"No! how could it be ......?!" she muttered to herself.

Then he raised his head and saw the apricot blossom girl sitting at the staircase of the attic, napping.

The apricot blossom maid heard the sound, glanced around, found the second miss, and said vigilantly: "Second miss, ...... to enjoy the flowers?!"

She smiled, plucked a blooming rose, put it under her nose and sniffed it, closed her eyes, and made a very intoxicated look.

Seeing that she had no intention of coming to the attic, the Xinghua maid put her mind at ease, drooped her head, and continued to dream of Wushan.

While pretending to smell the flowers, she squinted her eyes, and peeked around, only to realize that she was in the wrong position, because the dark light had blinded her last night, and it was difficult to identify it accurately during the day.

At this moment, a pair of butterflies flew in and landed in the flowers in front of her left, and when she looked up, it was exactly the direction she was going.

Immediately up and down gently waved the rose branch in his hand, followed by the butterflies that danced and chased each other.

She could hear the sound of kicking and tapping outside the flower wall, and the sound of rustling clothes against the flower wall.

She knew that they were chasing her figure, not only "poofing" a pleasure.

Then there was a burst of "plop, plop" outside the flower wall, "Oh my god............! Not...... It stinks...... Bah...... Bah......!"

The second lady quickly ran to the flower wall and looked out.

But when I saw Erdan and the others, they fell into the dung pit outside the wall.

Although the pit is only more than three feet deep, it can be dug along the wall, and it is slender, and Erdan and the others can only take care of the top and the feet, and the top is covered with straw mats, and a little thin soil is sprinkled, how can they pay attention.

They never dreamed of such a mechanism, and they fell into the pit in all directions, poured their mouths of feces, urine and feces, climbed up, sat on the ground and wailed.

The second lady covered her stomach and couldn't hold back her laughter, she was so happy in her heart, there was nothing to say!

When I turned around, I saw that at the window of the attic on the second floor, my sister had covered her mouth, laughed so much that her body trembled to one place, and she couldn't stop giving her a thumbs up.

"Erdanβ€”β€”! all blame you, don't we say we can't come, you want to come, it's good now, how can we explain to our mother when we go back............!

A few guys cried bitterly and complained about the second egg.

"How can you ...... it? Everyone eats fried beans, and everyone is in the fryer? I am also a kind intention, let everyone come out for a long time, who would have thought that I met such a vicious woman, it is really the most poisonous woman's heart......! It makes me smell too! What can I do? I think I am unlucky and ......!"

Seeing that everyone was putting the blame on themselves, and that he had become a sinner through the ages, Erdan hurriedly confessed and cleared himself.

"Anyway, we don't care, this god was invited by you, didn't you say that you are very capable, and you cheated last time, and you got a few taels of silver from her mother?!"

"What are you bragging, where are your edges and corners this time, why don't we follow you, go to her house again, blackmail her for a few taels of silver, and go home to have an explanation!

"yes, you're talking!"

Everyone was gossiping for a while, which upset the second egg.

He is now a little remorseful, who let his mother not take care of himself, all day long, now it is okay, the brothers let themselves come forward to seek justice.

Today's matter, I really have to give an explanation to all the brothers, otherwise, I won't be able to be my big brother in the future!

Thinking of this, Erdan got up on the ground, shook his stinky clothes, coughed, and cleared his throat to demonstrate his solemnity.

"Today's matter, I have to let the old Wang family give an explanation, whether it is an apology or a loss of money, it can't be so easy. ”

Speaking of this, the others immediately became indignant, "Yes, ......! You can't suffer such a big loss, there must be an explanation!"

Erdan's status in everyone's hearts suddenly returned to before, "Yes, listen to the eldest brother, what the eldest brother says, we will do ......!"

"This ......!" Erdan scratched his head and said in his heart: What the hell can I do, my own business, or my mother cried and howled to get it, how should this be?!

Erdan didn't know how he got down this step today, crying chicken urine and frowning, almost crying, but in the eyes of others, he was thinking of a plan. Only this kind of person who does not speak easily can be a big brother and can do great things.

Everyone looked at Erdan, waiting for him to open his golden mouth.

"Uh-huh, uh-huhβ€”β€”! Erdan couldn't stop clearing his throat, his eyes kept rolling, making a meditative gesture.

Half a day has passed, and everyone's necks hurt, where is he still there.

"Oh, I said Erdan, are you uncomfortable today? Why are you always talking about it, but you should tell me what to do! We can't always spend time here, it's getting dark, and my mother is still waiting for us to go home for dinner? You are talking......!"

"This ......!" Erdan's eyes showed an angry fierce light.