Volume 1 Asking Yin and Yang Chapter 7 Martial Attack on the Pig Boy
"What are you pulling with him, him, him!" is it unbearable, Shen Qiye rolled up his sleeves and prepared to go up and do it.
Oh?!He forgot, his clothes now have no sleeves.
But it's not embarrassing, I wiped the arm guard, which can be regarded as a show of determination.
Xiao Yu'er was even more so, hearing the other party say this, her little face turned red with anger, and she looked at her eldest brother in a blink of an eye, asking for support.
"It's just three things, you don't need to endure it anymore!" Shen Ye also nodded slightly.
The onlookers immediately flashed a circular open area for them, and the big stone just now was not broken, and everyone no longer cared. After all, what better performance could be more exciting than a street brawl in Jinyiwei?!
Everyone's eyes consciously shifted their attention, but Li Xiaowolf, who was watching everyone on the side stage, was undecided, and the audience dispersed, and they were stunned and relaxed. The big hammer in his hand was put down casually, and his attention was also turned to that side, but he never thought that his senior brother Chen Ergou thought the same, and only five of the ten fingers that were originally holding the big stone on his chest remained. Holding the stone and trying to straighten up slightly, the other hand was propped up on the ground, where did I think that I had a close contact with my junior brother's sledgehammer!?
As the old saying goes, ten fingers connect the heart.
As a result, there was a pig-killing scream in front of the Confucius Temple, and half of the visitors to Xuanwu Lake heard the terrible scream!
"Ah!!!!!???! I'll drop my own mother! Li Xiaowolf!!!I'll fuck your mother!!"
This scream can be described as earth-shattering, and the waterfowl on Xuanwu Lake are all frightened to fly a flock.
Under the pain, Chen Ergou held one of the stones and directly lifted the stone on his chest and threw it away, personally verifying why the potential of human beings is unlimited, throwing a boulder with one hand, this trick can be described as wonderful! It's just a pity that he is no longer the protagonist.
Chen Ergou didn't know that his cry attracted many people and many things. In particular, there is a very special person.
Today's big drama next to Xuanwu Lake is accompanied by this tragic sound
called, that's when it really began.
Several people here were tense and were interrupted by Chen Ergou. But the confusion on his face dissipated, and anger surged back into his heart again.
"What?!, you want to do it, Made, I've eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall, hit me, beat me to death!" the fat boy waved his hand, and five or six servants next to him rushed up.
"Ah, hit !!!" Xiao Yu'er saw a few people rushing up, and actually put on a posture and shouted. Fighting in a group is a matter of momentum, and Pang Gongzi saw that he was outnumbered, so the servants rushed over with courage, even if the other party was Jinyiwei.
But the little sister-in-law's shout startled them, after all, no one knew what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd?
Xiao Yu'er knew that they would react immediately, so he immediately answered and hugged his fists left and right.
"Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, everyone should be optimistic, today I, Shen Xiaoyu, were innocently framed and insulted by this dead fat pig. I beg you to testify, I, Shen Xiaoyu, am not an unreasonable person, but this person is messing around, today, I will convince people with virtue, and return myself an innocent !! eldest brother, second brother!!"
Everyone complained in their hearts: Looking at your situation, the way to prove your innocence is to beat people up?
Although the heart is like this, everyone is very honest, and they take a few steps back, for fear of harming the pond fish.
Hearing Xiao Yu'er shouting, the two brothers had nothing else to do. Just play with her, just shame or something.
The onlookers saw the two brocade guards, and suddenly the black cloak shook and was extremely chic, holding the embroidered spring knife on the waist left and right to cross a one-handed side turn, and after turning over, he knelt directly face to face and knelt down with his right leg and rolled over his leg one by one, and the two returned to their original positions, standing together, and the horse stepped together, and the hand action was one person to push the palm, and one person was more than punching.
Shout "Ha!!"
The little fish in front heard the shout, heard the news, and shook the cloak, and the chic two back flips and a somersault were firmly stepped on the thighs of the two brothers, and then the left foot lifted and stood on one foot, hand up, and made a move - white crane wings!
The three of them combined, and shouted in harmony "Golden Scale Three Buzzards!!"
Shen Ye: "Sword Light Sword Shadow True Gentleman, Shen Ye!"
Shen Xiaoyu "Thousands of brocade clothes are unique, Shen Xiaoyu!"
β.....β
When it was the second brother's turn, he didn't say anything, and Xiao Yu'er hurriedly reminded in a whisper, "Brother, brother, hurry, registration number." β
"None, ruthless iron hand blood hero, Shen Qiye"
"Please advise!"
Uniform movements, skillful incisions, these few tiger-backed bear-waisted family members are really stupid, this, these people are not out of a theater garden, but this flying fish suit, embroidered spring knife, I'm afraid that it is, I'm afraid that it was stolen from the yamen of the town government, right?
For a while, several people looked left and right and lost their minds, and looked at the master behind them.
"What else do you see, my Liu family can't raise you for nothing?" "Come on, let me kill them!" This fat boy was supervising the battle in the back, and when he saw his subordinates, he was stunned and scolded.
The crowd that had gathered because of the performance of the eighteen iron men in the Lao Lin Temple is now more, and the upward trend is unabated. Now more than 100 people are looking forward to the follow-up development of both sides, but....
"Wait!" Shen Xiaoyu shouted, there was definitely always something missing. jumped off his brother's lap and ran to the side of the uncle who was holding an erhu.
"Uncle, change the tune for me, I want to βββ "Horse Racing"!" After that, he put a few copper coins directly into the bowl of the middle-aged uncle who was sitting next to the willow tree and pulling the erhu, and then returned to the field without looking back, showing his white crane wings. The uncle didn't know what he meant at first, but seeing that this girl had a generous hand and a free and easy personality, he was inconvenient to ask, straightened up, shook his wrist and slowly picked up the erhu.
"Today, our Shen brothers and sisters are going to have a three-eagle war fat pig!?" This is Xiao Yu'er's last words before the war, it's not that I'm unreasonable, you are pressing step by step, and you are quite unreasonable. Then I don't care who you are, now Lao Tzu is just a Diao Min, and he only understands one sentence:
Fists divide victory and defeat, and violence determines the truth!
The sound of erhu started, tearing apart the surrounding air like scissors, and there was no sunshine in this square inch of the world, only violent storms.
Shen Qiye took the lead, and when he flew up, he kicked the evil servant who rushed to the front, and his power was so great that he directly kicked the body that weighed more than one hundred and eighty pounds out and smashed the person behind him. Then he grabbed the fist that swung at him with his right hand, and pulled the person closer, one knee to the top, and then the other.
And Shen Ye was strolling leisurely, walking slowly, with his left hand behind his back, facing the enemy with one hand, pinching, pulling, pulling, and twisting, and the person who came was his arm bone broken, and fell to the ground howling.
Shen Xiaoyu: During the fight, there were hundreds of moves, and I didn't forget to report the name of the move, the "serpentine step" approached the last evil servant, and a move "Broken Melon Fist!" hit the temple, and then a "broken jade kick", and directly put down.
The five family members with tigers on their backs and bears on their backs all fell to the ground in an instant. The offensive was as fast and neat as the rhythm of the famous erhu song "Horse Racing" played by his companions, so that others had no time to react.
The bow swayed back and forth, and the rapid string sounds flew out, as if hearing the sound of iron hooves, as if thousands of horses were galloping forward. But at this time, these beautiful notes are a life-threatening talisman from hell for this obese Liu Gongzi.
"Mantis Fist!", "Scorpion Palm", "Cunning Rabbit Attack!"
Listening to the crisp and sweet voice shouting out the names of strange moves, Liu Fat Gongzi was beaten and retreated. But it seems that he has learned a little foreign kung fu, but he is obviously not proficient, his fists and feet are waving, and dancing with his hands and feet is an extremely rigid move, which is used but cannot be prevented, and it is of little use. is full of fat and a thick layer of fat, which has resisted him for a long time.
Xiao Yu'er didn't have the brutal strength of the second brother, she hit the fat pig many times, but it was like hitting cotton, and the strength was all unloaded by his fat meat, which could not cause real damage.
However, Shen Ye here was very happy to see this. Although her little sister is in martial arts, she has always lacked actual combat experience, and it just so happens that this obese Liu Gongzi acts as a perfect human flesh sandbag to practice her hands.
Although Xiao Yu'er is not a martial arts wizard, his talent is not bad, and a few tricks "Flying Eagle Spreads Its Wings!", "Black Tiger Pulls Out Heart!", "Angry Crow Pounce" is still ineffective, and he is anxious. was thinking about how to break the enemy, but saw the eldest brother's lips slightly open in the afterglow, and said a word to her.
"Qiao!"
As if something had been shattered, Xiao Yu'er had a lot of thoughts in her heart.
"Yes, the eldest brother said that the second brother is to prove the Tao with strength, and to break the mirror with martial arts, what he wants is to be unstoppable, and what he practices is to be arrogant and domineering. I can't learn it no matter what, soldier, tricky, martial arts, skillful, and all I want is ......" In the middle of the fight, I had an epiphany, and my heart stopped water, and I was no longer impatient.
Everyone saw that the handsome little girl brocade guard was in full swing, pressing the fat boy to beat, but they didn't think that she suddenly jumped back two steps to open the distance, and everyone was extremely puzzled.
Liu Gongzi, who looks like a fat pig, is also puzzled. Suddenly, there was no punch on the body, and I was puzzled, and the hands that were protecting my face were withdrawn, and I saw the little girl coming straight to her, shouting the name of the move - "Little Fish Slide Shovel!!"
Then he had severe pain in the calf bone of his left foot, shook a little, and knelt down on one knee.
Xiao Yu'er saw that the blow was successful, and he was happy in his heart, "This is the moment I am waiting for!"
The little fish immediately stood up, stood up and took the trick "Chopsticks fork the pig's head!!", and the two jade fingers went straight to the pair of tricks of the fat pig.
"Ah!!", Liu Gongzi's round fingers like pig's trotters arrived late to protect his eyes. Then there was a huge pull force on the back collar, and the bucket-thick waist was pressed against something, and then the feet were off the ground, and he was weightless in an instant!
Xiao Yuer shouted out a winning move, "four or two dial a thousand catties"!
The petite body dragged the fat boy weighing more than 200 pounds to an over-the-shoulder fall, and a group of talented and beautiful men and women who watched the excitement had a big mouth and couldn't close it for a long time. With such a picture, there is only one word left in everyone's hearts - breathtaking!!
The pig-like Liu Gongzi fell to the ground and made a huge noise, and was smashed to pieces, humming and chirping in his mouth, unable to say a complete sentence, and it seemed that he had really become a dead pig.
At this time, the song "Horse Racing" is more than halfway through, and it is in the middle of the section where the bow is abandoned and the strings are plucked.
"Huh!?Uncle, why don't you pull it?" Xiao Yu'er won a big victory, but when he was festivating, he found that the erhu sound had indeed suddenly disappeared without a trace.
"Girl, the money given is only enough to pull here, if you want to listen to the back, you have to add money!" The middle-aged uncle touched the erhu distressedly and replied quietly.
β.........β
"Smack!!
It was the sound of everyone's hands clapping on their foreheads, and the three Jinyi guards proved the circulating sentence in a short period of time: play to play, make trouble, don't joke with Jinyiwei!
And this person, in a short period of time, has proved one thingβββ there is such a strange thing in this world!!
Getting back to the point, Xiao Yu'er was about to step forward to make up for his two feet, but a coquettish shout came from afar.
"Stop !!"
The sound was like a cold wind on a high mountain, cold and pure, not mixed with anything else, and like a clear spring under the valley, cool and deep, just a sound, but like an oracle, people heard like a spring tinkling, flowing into the heart, from head to toe, extremely cool, dissipating the scorching heat of July at once, and even the nameless heart fire of the midsummer was faintly suppressed.