Chapter 239: If the Mountain Doesn't Come From, I'll Lean on It!(2-in-1)
The fourth day of Jiang Ping's return.
The sky is high and the clouds are light, the wind is smooth, and it is a good day for barbecue.
Morning.
Jiang Ping pushed open the window and saw the smell of fireworks, the yard that had been reduced to a barbecue stand, and Wu Xiaoyun who was pouting and happily tinkering with charcoal fire.
"Lovely young lady over there, is there anything you need to serve?"
Jiang Ping asked with a shy smile.
"No, get out!"
Wu Xiaoyun replied unceremoniously.
But Jiang Ping is no one, if he wants face, he can still live to this day.
So he replied:
"Okay, right now. ”
Saying that, he didn't even leave the door, jumped out of the window directly, and walked to Wu Xiaoyun's side, smiling.
It's just that she lives like a wolf grandmother looking at a delicious lamb, ready to start with a mouth.
Wu Xiaoyun frowned, pointed at Jiang Ping and didn't speak, Jiang Ping replied:
"I've made a new sauce, the ultimate perverted spicy, do you want it?"
Wu Xiaoyun's accusatory words suddenly stayed on his lips, and Jiang Ping was heard to continue:
"This so-called ultimate perverted spicy, but I carefully selected the devil's red pepper, made it with a special technique, the entrance is on fire, swallowed like a scorching sun, just one bite, it makes people smoke and get soaked. ”
"Hoo ......"
With Jiang Ping's words, Wu Xiaoyun seemed to feel the scorching breath coming to his face.
"Yes!"
After finishing speaking, Wu Xiaoyun stomped his feet in annoyance.
"Don't think you can buy me with something delicious, this girl is not this kind of person!"
Jiang Ping nodded in agreement:
"That's not it, who doesn't know that Miss Wu Xiaoyun is an iron-clad woman, where can a little barbecue be bought.
Daifuku, onboard!"
Since learning from Lao Qiu, Long Dafu, who is still a little edema, walked out with a big tray.
Open the tray, and a large bowl of red hot oil on it, accompanied by a faint aroma of sesame oil, is very tempting.
"Grandma, please. It took Childe a night to concoct this last night, and it took a lot of effort to concoct it. ”
"Dafu, this little hard work doesn't need Miss Wu to know.
Isn't it just that I haven't slept all night? My generation of diners, for the sake of a good meal, what is the matter with sleeping less than one night. ”
Jiang Ping looked inadequate.
"Put it here, and let the old man's meat cut a little more today. ”
Wu Xiaoyun raised two fingers and said extremely hard:
"I'm going to eat two hundred more skewers today!"
An hour later.
"Hiccup~"
Wu Xiaoyun burped and greedily sucked the last trace of meat foam on the skewer.
wiped his hands under Jiang Ping's service, and then lay on the double recliner that had re-declared sovereignty and said lazily:
"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. Say, Jiang Xiaochu, what do you want from me?"
Although she is greedy, she still knows the truth that she has to pay for a meal.
Since she ate so well today, she didn't mind agreeing to Jiang Ping's small request.
"Look at what you said, is your previous relationship with me to be full of requirements?"
Jiang Ping pulled a horse and sat aside, smiling as brightly as a dog's tail:
"It can't just be a friendly exchange between friends, a meal, it's a big deal. ”
"Okay, then I won't help you. ”
"Don't!"
"Hehe......"
In Wu Xiaoyun's disdainful eyes, Jiang Ping pretended to be a little embarrassed and said:
"Actually, there's a small problem. ”
Say. ”
Wu Xiaoyun squinted and touched his little belly, but he always felt that there was still something missing, and then he felt that his hands were icy.
"The new black tea drink, iced, spicy, delicious. ”
When she opened her eyes, she saw Jiang Ping handing over a strange cup and a bamboo straw from Long Dafu's hand.
"Goo-goo-goo......"
Wu Xiaoyun couldn't help but take it and tasted it, and his eyes lit up immediately.
"Delicious. ”
"Hehe, special secret recipe, quality assurance. ”
Jiang Ping said without hesitation.
But she didn't expect Wu Xiaoyun to be embarrassed, she took a sip and drank it while wondering:
"You've been so nice to me today, do you have any bad intentions for me? I'm not the kind of person who just wants to eat a little bit.
And I heard Dafu say before, some people especially like a soft and weak little girl like me, but in fact, they have a bad stomach, are you too?"
"I'm not!"
Jiang Ping was almost ruined by this sentence, and then his eyes swept Wu Xiaoyun's figure again without leaving a trace.
Phew!
and what strange things did Long Dafu, a bastard, say to Wu Xiaoyun during the time he was gone.
I don't know if people's hearts are mixed, so it's not easy to fool?
Long Dafu, who was waiting for Gongzi's orders in a corner, suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck and couldn't help sneezing.
"Are you not interested in me?"
Hearing this, Wu Xiaoyun stared at Jiang Ping and asked.
"Of course not......"
Jiang Ping, who could see that Wu Xiaoyun's eyes were gradually becoming dangerous, immediately changed his words:
“...... Yes, it's just that you're so cute, how can I deserve it, hehe......"
Wu Xiaoyun nodded with satisfaction:
"Even if you are self-aware, you know that this girl is naturally beautiful and has an extraordinary temperament, and there is no one in this world who can match me.
Don't have such unrealistic thoughts, or I will be embarrassed to eat your food in the future. ”
"So, these are also what Dafu taught you?"
Jiang Ping said expressionlessly.
Wu Xiaoyun smiled: "That's right, Dafu said it very well at the time, I remember a few words."
Yu Linglong is not wrong at all, this is a good big brother. ”
"Hehe......"
"Sneeze ......"
Long Dafu rubbed his nose and muttered:
"Why do you catch a cold, it's not very windy here. ”
For a while, the space stood still for a while, and only the sound of Wu Xiaoyun gurgling bubbles kept ringing in his ears.
At this time, Jiang Ping, who finally slowly recovered his state, remembered the topic:
"I just want to ask you, you said that you had a good relationship with Tianzun before, how good is it?"
Wu Xiaoyun held a bamboo straw in his mouth, poked at the cup, and said very casually:
"It's just a very good kind. ”
"Very good, very good, can you be more specific, for example, if you usually say something, will she try to listen to it?"
Jiang Ping asked cautiously.
"Listen, how can you not listen, she has to listen to whatever I say. ”
Wu Xiaoyun almost didn't cross his waist and laughed loudly, indicating that he was awesome.
"What Tianzun is not Tianzun, in my eyes, it is not a matter!"
Although it sounds unreliable, Wu Xiaoyun has really never told a lie so far.
For a while, Jiang Ping couldn't help but swallow his saliva, feeling that a layer of golden light suddenly lit up on Wu Xiaoyun's body.
It has thighs written on it, also known as the word backer.
The so-called mountain does not come, I rely on it.
As long as you have the heart to run fast, you don't have to worry about the backer falling, and you can even change it at any time.
After the retreat of the Seven Nights Middle Road, Jiang Ping was very insecure.
But halfway through the cause of the Thirteen Kingdoms, Jiang Ping was reluctant to let go for the time being.
And a few days ago, Shangguan Tianbao came with news that there was another moth, and he couldn't free up his hands for the time being, and now he can be described as under great pressure.
But if he gave up like this, he would have to slap himself in the mouth.
So after a few days of deep thought, Jiang Ping resolutely betrayed his hue, no, it should be a temperance, it's not right, it's talent.
That's right, talent, the art of selling your body without selling your body!
And Wu Xiaoyun is Jiang Ping's carefully selected betrayal object, an invisible mountain.
In the Thirteen Kingdoms, is there a stronger backer than the Tianzun Palace?
Look at the People's Medicine Alliance, Tianzun's words have made them get through the initial difficult period and become the current behemoth.
Jiang Ping felt that he did not hook up with Yu Linglong, renew the fate of his previous life, and became the son-in-law of Tianzun, which was a little disappointed.
But now it seems that giving away a Wu Xiaoyun seems to be a little more profitable.
If Wu Xiaoyun had a relationship with the legendary Tianzun, then this realm would not have gone sideways in the future.
Here, Wu Xiaoyun was a little impatient by Jiang Ping's words.
"What the hell are you trying to ask?"
She was almost drunk with the drink in her hand, and she felt that her stomach was almost hungry, and it was time for a second round of barbecue.
"If you have something to say, don't bother me to continue the barbecue. ”
So Jiang Ping thought about it and quickly cut through the mess:
"It's just that I'm in a little trouble, I want to ask you to help send a message to Tianzun and see if I can talk about it.
I want to do something in the name of Tianzun.
Don't worry, there is a lot of filial piety to me, and there are benefits on your side, you can have whatever you want. ”
"Really, what do you want?"
Speaking of this, Wu Xiaoyun was interested.
Collect benefits, especially the benefits of Jiang Ping.
Although this guy can cook a lot of delicious food, he usually doesn't get angry with her.
This time he must be in pain in his heart.
"It's more real than real gold!"
Jiang Ping gritted his teeth and said, he was ready for heavy bleeding.
Isn't it just to serve a little aunt and grandmother?
The eldest husband can bend and stretch, and when his culinary exchange association is established, the experience points will roll in.
When there is more happiness, there will be no more suffering.
Wu Xiaoyun's eyes rolled, and the lion opened his mouth.
"Is it okay to be my own chef? I can eat whatever I want!"
A few meals and a few meals are nothing, only a long stream of water is king.
How could Jiang Ping agree to this condition, he was just selling his talent, not his body.
So he made a decisive counteroffer:
"Three meals a day, I'll cook for you for three months in a row!"
"Three meals, three months, three three get nine, three hundred and ninety-twenty-seven, two hundred and seventy meals!"
Wu Xiaoyun pinched his fingers and almost agreed on the spot.
Usually, if Jiang Ping cooks a meal for her, she has to deduct it from her previous share.
There weren't a few meals left.
She had been thinking about when she would be able to add it, but she didn't expect Jiang Ping to send it to the door by herself.
However, seeing that Jiang Ping bargained so happily, Wu Xiaoyun forcibly suppressed the urge to agree, and said with a dry mouth:
"It's too low, add a little more. ”
Jiang Ping's face was dark at that time.
You're about to come out, and you dare to say it's too low.
What about conscience?
I thought you were just a greedy snacker, but I didn't expect it to be a maggot with a black heart.
"I don't have to add more. ”
Jiang Ping stood up, looking mighty and unyielding, and snorted coldly:
"It's a big deal, just shoot it in two, and I, Jiang, am not easy to bully. ”
"Plus, there are other benefits. ”
Wu Xiaoyun said a little coquettishly.
"What's good?"
Jiang Ping's tone softened.
"That's it, well, that's ......"
Wu Xiaoyun scratched his head, and for a while he didn't think of what benefit he could give Jiang Ping.
"Hehe, I now deeply doubt the correctness of what you said to me before, it turns out that you are a little liar. ”
Jiang Ping reciprocated with a sneer.
"Damn, you dare to underestimate me!"
Wu Xiaoyun jumped up from the recliner in anger and rolled up his sleeves.
"Hey, what do you want to do?
Jiang Ping looked panicked, although this guy was not of high rank, but the means left by Tianzun on her were too powerful, and it was still very simple to beat him.
Unexpectedly, Wu Xiaoyun was so angry that he just wandered back and forth on the ground, muttering in his mouth:
"Good good, good good, there must be good!"
"There you go. ”
Wu Xiaoyun patted his head, suddenly thought of something, and regained extreme confidence on his face and said:
"I've already thought about the benefits, but your previous offer was too low. I'm going to have it for half a year!"
At the same time, he muttered in his heart.
In half a year, Jiang Ping's foundation should be almost hollowed out, and he should have tasted anything delicious, and then he would turn around and go back to the mountain, and then no one would be seen.
Whatever he does, it's none of his business.
As long as I don't hear it, it hasn't happened.
I'm a genius!
A smile appeared on the corner of Wu Xiaoyun's mouth.
"Good fellow, you've doubled it for me all at once. ”
"Rest assured, great value for money. ”
I saw Wu Xiaoyun solemnly take out a palm-sized snow-white token from his arms, with the word Tianzun written on it:
"This is the Tianzun token of Tianzun Palace, holding the token is like Tianzun coming in person, and you can mobilize all the power of Tianzun Palace.
Are you saying that's enough?!"
Wu Xiaoyun raised his nose angrily, and then threw the token at Jiang Ping's body.
"it!"
Jiang Ping hurriedly took it, and as soon as he started it, he felt a magical power spreading through his body.
Then a prompt is decisively skipped in front of the field of vision.
[You come into contact with the Martial Arts Divine Stone, and your own martial arts artistic conception is condensing at a slow speed......]
The token made of the Martial Dao Divine Stone is still so big?
I guess if I sleep with my arms in my arms, I will be able to condense the sword intent by myself.
Grunt!
What is the identity of this?
I thought it was just a gold-plated thigh, but now it's evolved into pure gold.
Jiang Ping only felt that happiness came too suddenly, and his hands trembled a little:
"That's it for me?"
"Well, I'll give it to you when I say it, doesn't this girl talk or not, but remember, I'll pay it back in half a year." ”
Wu Xiaoyun said.
"Enough, enough. ”
Jiang Ping nodded with a smirk.
Made, from today onwards, will have the token tied to his head, he must be the prettiest boy on the street.
"Okay, okay, don't bother me with the barbecue, remember to let the old man cut some more meat, today's seasoning is delicious, I want to add one more round." ”
"Absolutely enough!"