Chapter 28, Playing the Evil King of Tengu
After the Tengu Evil Lord exposed Lei Xue'er's marriage talisman, his vigilance soared, and a variety of coping plans were born in his heart. No matter what the Tengu Evil Lord had, he could never have imagined that there would be a scene that would overwhelm him.
This was the first time that the Tengu Evil Monarch had come into contact with Lei Yuanji, and before that, he had never dared to believe that there would be such a person.
As an elite monk of the Thunder Clan, Lei Yuanji ignored his face and knelt directly in front of the Tengu Evil Monarch, begging for the Pickle Girl Divine Skill. The Tengu Evil Lord secretly felt sorry for himself, this ThunderClan warrior in front of him, as the elite of the clan, would there be a lack of suitors in the ThunderClan?!
Lei Yuanji, the elite of the Thunder Clan, has set a very bad example. Lei Yuanji's behavior made the Thunder Clan monks become zombie-like existences. These zombies stared at the Tengu Evil Monarch, their eyes glowing green as if they were staring at blood, and they wanted to devour the Tengu Evil Monarch in the air.
After Lei Yuanji's action, after three or two breaths, the Heavenly Dog Evil Monarch was crowded with eager Thunder Clan monks. The ThunderClan monks wept bitterly around the Tengu Evil King, praying that the Bubble Girl God in their mouths would teach the Dog Evil King a one-and-a-half-trick formula to help them get out of the bitter sea of singleness.
I don't know what's going on, the warriors in the ThunderClan have all become hungry ghosts, and they are eager to learn about the pickle girl magic skills in Lei Yuanji's mouth. In fact, the Tengu Evil Monarch didn't know that most of these knowledge-hungry Thunder Clan warriors in front of him were Daoists, and the most extreme ones were a few great-great-grandsons.
The Tengu Evil Monarch would never have thought that the ThunderClan warriors who knelt in front of him and prayed for the Pickle Girl Divine Skill would still have three generations of grandparents!
In the face of the mad ThunderClan warriors, the innocent Tengu Evil Lord has no way. In the eyes of the Tengu Evil Lord, he can only explain carefully and eliminate the misunderstandings in it, so that the crazy ThunderClan monk can return to normal.
In the face of the unreasonable demands made by these ThunderClan warriors around him, the Tengu Evil Monarch is bigger than two, how does he know what pickling skills he has, these monks are not difficult for strong men. If the pickled girl has skills, he is precisely the innocent teenager who needs to learn these skills the most.
The Tengu Evil Monarch looked stupid and cute, and carefully explained to the ThunderClan warriors, "Cultivate as a ThunderClan brothers, don't be difficult for you anymore, I don't have any experience in picking up girls, and I'm still an innocent and beautiful boy." If you really have this kind of skill, you must teach it to me, I really need to use this skill to please Sister Cher. ”
The Tengu Evil Monarch didn't know that when he mentioned Lei Xue'er at this time, it would only add fuel to the fire and make the group of crazy ThunderClan monks in front of him even more crazy.
Tengu Evil Monarch is very depressed, he has lived so much, and he has not come into contact with any beauties in total, so why did he suddenly bear the name of a pickle girl god. If this big black cauldron is firmly buckled on his head, it will be even more difficult for him to clean it up when the time comes.
As long as he thought of the specific meaning of the name Pickle Girl God, the Tengu Evil Lord felt bitter in his heart. The Tengu Evil Monarch was worried, if he had confirmed his name, how should he explain it to his sister Xue'er. What's the matter, his sister Cher won't like a prodigal!
What makes the Tengu Evil Monarch depressed is that no matter how he explains it, he is just an innocent teenager, where does he know what skills to pick up girls, and the group of crazy ThunderClan monks in front of him naturally choose to ignore it.
This group of Thunder Clan monks originally came to find fault. It was strange that the ThunderClan Monk could listen to the quibbles of the Tengu Evil Lord.
Listening to the Tengu Evil Monarch's sincere explanation, the group of Thunder Clan monks still held the thighs of the Tengu Evil Monarch and did not let go, crying bitterly and begging for the Pickle Girl Divine Skill. The group of Thunder Clan monks, each of whom was an actor, performed with emotion and touching hearts.
"God from heaven, you have mercy on me! I have lived for hundreds of years, and I have not even held my sister's hand, begging you to rescue me from the sea of suffering!"
"That's right, you even caught up with His Highness Xue, you must have some special skills...... Great God, you are merciful and merciful enough to help ThunderClan out of misery, and please help me, an old bachelor, out of the sea of misery!"
"Great god, if you don't let go of your mouth today, and pass down a move and a half, I can't afford to kneel down for a long time!"
Listening to those ThunderClan monks, one by one from the sky, the Tengu Evil Monarch was covered with black lines, and his whole body was sweating profusely. He'd rather go all out and fight than deal with this unreasonable group of ThunderClan warriors alone. Hell gods, fucking pickle skills, if he knew this, he wouldn't be struggling with how to talk to Sister Cher every day and couldn't sleep at night.
The so-called Stretch Out Your Hands and Don't Hit the Smiling Face, in the face of those Thunder Clan monks who are eager for knowledge, there is no reason for the Tengu Evil Lord to force their hands and blast them away directly.
Lei Yuanji, as the initiator, saw that the general trend had been achieved, and withdrew from the encirclement in a chic manner. Lei Yuanji took out a folding fan, fanned it casually, and looked at the tengu evil monarch who was in the center of the crowd and was sweating profusely with a wicked smile, with a hint of successful tricks.
Lei Yuanji was not without pride in his heart, "Hmph, even if you cultivate to the sky, you will be invincible to the Thunder Clan, and it will be difficult to solve the current dilemma." Ah, I, Lei Yuanji, am really a genius to come up with such a perfect revenge plan. ”
Some pearls of ThunderClan in the distance, looking at those ThunderClan warriors who performed poorly, couldn't help but laugh. The Tengu Evil Monarch couldn't see the group of weeping ThunderClan monks clearly, how could these ThunderClan pearls not understand. Reading the Book House
As the benefactor of ThunderClan, the Tengu Evil Lord descended from the sky to help ThunderClan repel strong enemies and maintain the supreme glory of ThunderClan. Naturally, their Thunder Clan couldn't take revenge, because the other party abducted the pearl of the clan and turned their faces and didn't recognize people, and they faced each other with swords.
However, the Tengu Evil Lord quietly abducted the ThunderClan Pearl, and as an ordinary ThunderClan monk, he couldn't swallow the breath in his heart. The Tengu Evil Monarch has a shield of great kindness to the ThunderClan Monks, so that ordinary ThunderClan Monks can only cooperate with Lei Yuanji to act, turning into a hungry ghost in the middle of lust, and deliberately embarrassing the innocent-looking Tengu Evil Monarch.
In the distance in the secret realm of the ThunderClan, Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu looked at the Tengu Evil Monarch who was almost driven crazy by the ThunderClan monks.
Lei Qiansheng stroked his beard and couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, Lei Yuanji, this kid, this hand is playing beautifully." This Tengu Evil Monarch has a monstrous ability, and now it is like an iron fist hitting cotton, and there is nowhere to exert his strength. ”
Lei Qiangu also spoke, "Actually, I like this extraterrestrial boy more and more. If you don't have your own cultivation, you can kill the invincible Dream Demon Lord alone. This little guy has been teased for so long, and he still patiently explains to those vexatious crowds, this patience is beyond your reach. ”
Listening to Lei Qiansheng, Lei Qiansheng groaned a little and said seriously, "Yes, this is a pure child, and it is easy to reach an extremely high cultivation realm. ”
Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu carefully calculated in their hearts, none of the elite cultivators of the entire Thunder Clan could compare to the outstanding young man of the Tengu Evil Monarch.
Unbeknownst to the Tengu Evil King, he had unknowingly conquered two big men who had a pivotal position in the ThunderClan. In the hearts of Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu, they have completely recognized this cheap Taoist couple chosen by His Highness Xue.
A farce is staged in the ancestral land of the ThunderClan, and everyone understands the twists and turns, and this is where the main tengu evil lord is kept in the dark. He patiently explained, his mouth was dry, and his voice was almost hoarse, but in the end it still didn't have any effect. The group of ThunderClan monks just kept his thighs loose and insisted on letting him teach him some pickling skills.
The Tengu Evil Monarch felt like crying, as if in the realm of ThunderClan, he couldn't escape the big black cauldron of the Pickle Girl God. The situation is pressing, and at this time, the Tengu Evil Monarch also has to think about how to eliminate the doubts in Sister Xue'er's heart.
The Tengu Evil Monarch doesn't care about the opinions of the people in the world, but he has to deal with it carefully, so that the sister Xue'er in his mind can't be misunderstood.
In the end, it was Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu who came forward and ended this farce.
Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu, as the rotating elders of the Thunder Clan, can only watch the drama secretly, and naturally they can't be in the same stream with the crazy Thunder Clan monks. They said that they were leaving to prepare for the victory banquet of the war, and naturally they could not return for too long.
When Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu reappeared in the square again, looking at the group of ThunderClan monks who were crying bitterly, they couldn't help but be furious, "You juniors, you are so angry with me, you have simply lost all the face of the ThunderClan." You have the image of a hungry ghost like this, what do our heroes think of us?!"
Listening to Lei Qiansheng's scolding, the group of Thunder Clan monks who were making a show immediately put away their magical powers, and immediately sat cross-legged one by one, making an image of careful healing.
Such a change made the Tengu Evil Monarch stunned, this group of monks, turning their faces faster than turning books!
Such a Thunder Clan cultivator made the Tengu Evil Monarch have to doubt the authenticity of their previous actions, "This group of old foxes, they couldn't be playing tricks on the master just now, right?!"
Such a thought suddenly popped up in the mind of the Tengu Evil King, and he couldn't get rid of it.
With such a question, the Tengu Evil Lord casually unleashed a secret method of bloodline detection. The Tengu Evil Monarch saw a bearded man who had just almost cried and died, and it turned out that the heirs had a healthy bloodline, and they were obviously all ancestors and ancestors.
Such an example was not an isolated case, the descendants of these monks in front of him were all very vigorous, and they could not be the poor worms who could not find a Taoist companion like they claimed.
This discovery made the Tengu Demon Lord stunned, "I'll go, it's okay to do this?, I let them teach a lesson in this way?!"
The Tengu Evil King, who discovers the truth, has mixed feelings and doesn't know whether he should want to cry or laugh. This group of Thunder Clan monks, the way they teach people, is really unusual.
Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu did not delve into the farce presided over by the Thunder Clan monks, and directly began to preside over the celebration ceremony of the war, completely ignoring this farce.
The Tengu Evil Monarch, who had already suffered a loss, was sensitive to the fact that this farce should have been tacitly approved by the two seniors in front of him. The Tengu Evil Lord couldn't help but be speechless for a while, this is really a group of unreliable people!
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