Chapter 34 I have no death

Two teeth, blood flowed from the mouth of the broken goddess, and her face was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum.

"You dare to scold the city god?"

Ma Shenpo's mouth was vague, and a pair of eyes stared at the boss, the pain of this broken front tooth was something she had never imagined.

"What's wrong with scolding him?"

Su Yang threw Ma Shenpo on the ground and said: "To be able to marry a people's daughter with lust, if this order is given by the city god, then the city god is mediocre and absurd, if this order is not given by the city god, it means that he does not know the person, so his temple officials act recklessly." Either way, you should be scolded!"

As soon as these words came out, the wind howled in the entire City God Palace, the green smoke swirled in the hall, and the yarn paper that was blown shook loudly.

Seeing this, Sun Li looked left and right, looking around.

"You...... You ......"

Ma Shenpo stared at Su Yang, gritted her teeth for a while, and said, "Aren't you afraid that the City God Lord will condemn you?"

"Hahahaha......"

Su Yang laughed out loud without any scruples, and said: "Smart and upright are gods, and mistakes are corrected in time, this is smart, and mistakes are not protected, this is integrity, with these two, it can be called a local city god, if there are no these two points, it is just a mountain and forest wild ghost, I am a good man, how can I be afraid of this mountain and forest wild ghost?"

is more capable than tongue, Su Yang really doesn't instigate her, as long as she grabs a foothold, she can go back.

What Su Yang wants to discern now is whether the Chenghuang who wants to marry Sun Li is worthy of this position.

If Chenghuang finds out his mistake, does not protect his shortcomings, and punishes Ma Shenpo, then he can be regarded as a god and is worthy of the position of Chenghuang, but if he does not correct it and continues like this, it will be no different from a wild ghost, Su Yang is not only not afraid, but also dares to fight.

"Do you dare to say that Chenghuang is a wild ghost in the mountains, forests?"

The horse goddess shouted in a hoarse voice.

"If you take it out of context, I don't bother to argue with you. ”

Su Yang was indifferent, grabbed the red thread from the ground, and threw it directly on her body like Ma Shenpo before, and said: "Breaking your two teeth is to punish you for talking nonsense about matchmaking**, if you continue like this, it will not be two teeth next." ”

The teeth of the car and boat shop, innocent should also be killed, the teeth in this include the matchmaker, and the matchmaker with ** should be killed, but it is not the time yet.

Ma Shenma's face was distorted with pain all the time.

Pain is divided into 12 levels in modern times, for example, the pain of the appendix is considered to be 11, and the pain of childbirth is considered to be 12, but in addition to this pain, there is one that is considered to be the first pain in the world, which is trigeminal neuralgia.

The trigeminal nerve is the largest nerve in the face, which manages sensory information throughout the face, and the three branches of the nerve are the eye, upper lip, and lower lip.

Su Yang pulled his teeth, which was the trigger point of the trigeminal nerve, and deliberately violently broke the two teeth of Ma Shenpo, and also made the fracture suppress the nerves, and the pain at this time can be described as numbness on the whole face, and he couldn't even speak for a while.

Walking to the corner, Su Yang took out the wooden doll and asked Ma Shenma: "Why don't you give money when you buy this thing?"

What is the function of this wooden doll, Su Yang is very curious.

Ma Shenpo closed her eyes and closed her eyes, muttering as if she was reciting a mantra.

Look for trouble!

Su Yang raised his hand, intending to throw the wooden doll on Ma Shenpo's face, interrupting her series of incantations, but this hand was raised in mid-air, and suddenly he felt a strong force firmly lock his hand, and when he looked back, he saw that the military judge in the City God Temple jumped out of the mud at some point, holding Su Yang's wrist with both hands.

At the same time, the wind in this hall was gusting, and the civil judges and various officials were also visible in the hall.

"Bold mortals, on this Chenghuang's birthday, at the temple fair, dare to be disrespectful to Chenghuang!"

"How dare you go wild in the City God Temple! Beat the temple officials!"

Many officials stepped forward together, took Su Yang's hand, clamped Su Yang's legs, and held Su Yang's whole person in this hall.

The judge recounted the decree on the side, and said: "Ignorant mortals, scolding God, today I will cut your blessings and reduce your lifespan!"

"Oh?"

Su Yang wanted to break away directly, but when he saw the life and death book, he stabilized it for the time being, but he also wanted to see what a wearer like him should be in this world, and whether there was a name and surname on the life and death book.

"How so?"

The judge muttered: "The list of the people in this Yishui County is recorded here." ”

After flipping through the book of life and death, there was no person in front of him, which made him very strange, and he looked at the daughter in front of him, and there was no record in this book of life and death.

"Let go!"

The judge immediately shouted, one may be wrong, the two people are different together, the people who are not recorded in the life and death book of their county are either immortals who have escaped from the death register, or the power recorded in the other life and death book, no matter which one, they can't afford to provoke these little miscellaneous fish.

After all, Judge Wen's reminder was a step too slow.

Su Yang silently used the Five Dragons Sting Method, the true qi surged, the red light suddenly appeared from the center of the eyebrows, the purple qi swirled around the whole body, not waiting for the true qi to surge, the red light in the heart of the eyebrows, as soon as the purple qi around the body appeared, it had already made the surrounding ghosts and ghosts call away, and the judge holding Su Yang's wrist in his hand only felt a pain in his hands, and the yin spirit was rushed, and he was originally like an entity at this time, and he couldn't stand.

"The immortals stop their anger, and the immortals stop their anger. ”

The judge bowed his hand again and again, and said: "Ordinary people, there is no magic eye, I don't know that the immortals are here, and if you beg forgiveness, in the future, our city god will definitely prepare a generous gift and come to the door to make amends." ”

The green smoke that swirled in the City God's Hall suddenly dispersed at this time.

The city god shrank directly at this time.

"Generous gifts?"

Su Yang raised his eyebrows and asked, "How thick?"

Judge Wen looked at the statue of the city god, turned back and apologized, and said, "Do everything we can." ”

provoked the immortals, they really can't afford to bear the sin.

"Alas......"

Su Yang sighed and looked at the City God Hall.

Just wanted to have a vigorous fight with them, try Zheng Xiong's judge's penmanship, his own Imperial Five Dragons Method, these ghost judges actually admitted it so quickly, which made Su Yang have a sense of loneliness with a long sword and a long sword.

"Shangxian, this temple official doesn't know what to do, and if he offended you, he handed it over to you for disposal. ”

Judge Wen said again, jumped up, and returned to the clay sculpture.

It's lonely.

Su Yang sighed with his hand, looked down at the horse goddess who was just reciting the mantra, held the wooden doll in his hand, and asked, "What does this wooden doll doll do?"

Ma Shenpo stared at Su Yang with both eyes, and said in a hissing voice: "Since you have this thing in your hands, why do you knowingly ask? Of course, this thing is used to restrain the soul." ”

After the soul is put away, it can be used to refine magic weapons, which can be used to confuse, transform, become smaller and bigger, track and seek enemies, and this wooden doll is the treasure that restricts the soul.

"How do you use it?"

Su Yang was ashamed to ask, something like this was not recorded in the Xuanzhen Jade Book or the secret method, and it was unknown to his cheap master.

Ma Shenpo continued to retreat "without a trace", and said a spell to Su Yang, saying, "This is all done by the snake demon to confuse the living soul recently, I only knew about it by chance." ”

Got to know by chance?

"What kind of accident?"

Su Yang asked again.

Ma Shenpo was retreating, but after all, she held the threshold, and with a smile on her face, she laughed twice, and said, "It's not a coincidence, my husband is a snake demon, and he told me this...... You two, I have remembered your face clearly, and I will definitely take revenge and come back! Let the two of you be the same as Jia Yuanwai, and the woman will sell ...... according to the door."

Before she finished speaking, Ma Shenpo's mouth was full of severe pain, and this trigeminal neuralgia was enough to make her face numb, and she almost fainted in pain.

"You wait!"

Ma Shenpo stood up, stretched out her hand to press the door, and said to Su Yang: "I don't care what your identity is, but I will let you have no place in Yishui County!"

Su Yang stared at Ma Shenpo and asked, "Are you going to use worldly power to get along with the two of us?"

"Not bad!"

The Horse Goddess's face was contorted, and she shouted in disgust: "But it's not just the power of the world......"

Ma Shenpo slowly pushed open the door, outside this gate were pilgrims, Su Yang wanted to kill her, and he couldn't do it in front of the public, as for the Yin God Evil Method, it couldn't be used under this bright day.

"You just let her go?"

Sun Li looked in the direction of Ma Shenpo and frowned, if such an old woman went out, she didn't know how much trouble she would cause them.

"I can't kill her, I'm going to pay for it." ”

Su Yang jumped on the altar and stood in front of the statue of the city god, seeing that the statue of the city god was more than two meters high, and the outside was plated with a layer of gold, he reached out and knocked on it, and the inside should be copper.

Transporting the Five Dragons Sting Method, Su Yang lifted the statue of the city god with both hands, and threw it at the horse goddess with all his strength.

Hearing only a whistling sound, Ma Shenpo turned her face vigilantly, and saw that the statue of the city god flew straight towards her, boom, and smashed directly on her body, for a while the bones were all wasted, and the five organs were completely destroyed, before dying, I looked at Su Yang holding the doll, and was silently reciting the spell she had taught at the right time, only to feel that the moment the god was dead, the soul was sucked away, and it entered the doll directly.

"Ma Shenpo is a powerful and blessed person in our Yishui County, greedy for the silver of the City God Temple, and harms Jia Yuanwai's family...... All kinds of crimes, too many to mention, today Chenghuang knew about it, and the manifestation took her in!"

Su Yang, who stepped out of the door, shouted.

The people outside are all believers, and after seeing the statue of the city god flying out of it and directly smashing the horse goddess to death, they have already knelt on the ground to burn incense and paper, and at this moment, when they heard Su Yang say this, they were even more convinced.

In the past, this horse goddess was powerful and blessed in the city, so that the people were in awe, for fear of provoking her, so that they would suffer calamity, and now the city god will accept the horse goddess, so that they only feel that the sky has eyes and retribution for the spirit.

Su Yang was also laughing.

If you kill Ma Shenpo directly, you will inevitably get into a lawsuit, and using this method avoids dealing with officials.

Su Yang just wanted to live a peaceful life of cultivating immortals.