24 And wine will be entered
It was night, without Lu Xiaobu's noise and the fat aunt's autumn waves, Lao Bai and Xu Tianran, who were rare and quiet, sat on the threshold respectively, looking at the stars and the moon, and Lao Bai did not forget to spit out smoke rings.
Xu Tianran asked casually: "Lao Bai, what kind of product do you say I have? I can have a tie with Zhu Qi, a master of three grades, so I can get three grades." ”
Lao Bai smoked and drank heavily, "If you don't step out of the avenue, it's not worth mentioning." ”
Xu Tianran stood up, slapped Lao Bai's back, and asked flatteringly: "Lao Bai, then compared with the young talents in the world, is it not much worse, otherwise how can I be accepted as an apprentice by such a powerful master as you, and I can also be favored by Mr., which means that my talent is as high as a hundred floors." ”
Lao Bai took a sip, "I'm sorry, if you have talent, you won't know anything, how much we have paid to get through your tricks, do you know? Lao Tzu's big cellar wine was all moved away by that Lao Li, not a drop left, do you know what it's like to have no drop?"
Xu Tianran remembered this stubble, and the massage immediately became more attentive, and changed the topic: "I can't practice the swordsmanship taught by Lao Li, and I can't get started, is it that Lao Li deliberately teased me and gave me a fake swordsmanship." Otherwise, with my smart head, tenacious style, and desperate temperament, I can't practice any exercises. ”
Lao Bai said with a smile: "When you have all the tricks, you will be able to find the feeling of getting started, besides, that set of swordsmanship must at least start with a product, and you weigh your own catties." ”
Xu Tianran was speechless, Mr. was always elusive, and his figure suddenly appeared behind Xu Tianran, with his hands on his sleeves like an old man basking in the sun in the village, and he didn't have the demeanor of a scholar at all.
Xu Tianran turned around, he couldn't treat Mr. badly, and hurriedly pinched his shoulder, Xu Tianran secretly thought in his heart: These two old men are vinegar jars, I am really bitter, it is not easy to make rain and dew stained.
Lao Bai took a sip of wine and scolded: "Are you the emperor or something, and the rain and dew are even wet." ”
Xu Tianran stuck out his tongue, stopped speaking, and concentrated on patting the two bad old men's ass, "Fortunately, Lao Bai didn't cripple me today, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to massage Lao Bai and Mr. I'll loosen your waist so that you two can compete fairly and hug your fat aunt. ”
After saying that, Xu Tianran ran away with a smoke, and after three breaths, he heard the screams of the young man in the green shirt being beaten away, and he didn't know who did it. The young man who fell on the butt of the stable and blossomed shook the grass roots on his head, and could only say to Ah Huang: "Ah Huang, you are still the best, never beat me, I will definitely marry you a virtuous mare in the future." is not like those two who are disrespectful to the old and waste the fat aunt's youth in vain. The boy thought about it, and it seemed that the fat aunt was no longer young.
Xu Tianran looked at the sky and muttered, "When will I be able to walk the rivers and lakes?"
The gentleman shook his head, "When I grow up, my mind drifts into the distance with the girl's footsteps." The two of us are bad, and the old man may not be as important as the little girl in white, and one toe is not as important. ”
Lao Bai grinned and said: "Old Wu, it's too sour, children are like young eagles, naturally they want to spread their wings and fly high, it's hard to be like an egg, covering it in your stomach every day, and then the fresh egg will stink when you cover it." Besides, it's not wrong to like women, it's hard to be an old bachelor like the two of us, when we were young, we couldn't take our eyes off when we saw a beautiful girl, and we couldn't walk. ”
The gentleman squinted and smiled: "This is the reason, but there is inevitably a trace of melancholy in my heart, just like raising a daughter, I raised it and raised it with great difficulty, and I became someone else's daughter-in-law." ”
Lao Bai said angrily: "We are raising a son, Lao Wu, who has been confused so early." But it's better to raise a daughter, although the son is around, the heart is on the daughter-in-law, even if the girl is not around, the heart will be more worried about the old man. ”
The gentleman pondered for a moment, "Lao Bai, I didn't realize that what you said was very reasonable, or let's find Lao Hua, and turn Xu Xiaozi into a girl while it's still too late." ”
Xu Tianran, who was chatting with Ah Huang in the stable, shuddered for no reason, and seemed to have a murderous aura.
Lao Bai laughed, "If Xu Xiaozi hears it, he will cut off the teacher-student relationship with you." ”
As soon as Mr. stretched out his hand to grab it, Xu Tianran was inexplicably pulled back to the house, Xu Tianran felt murderous and stiffened.
Lao Bai raised his head and took a big sip of wine, "Your husband wants to make you a girl, if you agree, we will help you find a way." ”
Xu Tianran suddenly cried and fell to the ground, and the male duck's voice was extremely harsh, "Sir, my mother still has to rely on me to inherit the ancestry, and the old Xu family is my only seedling, and there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest." You have clicked me, you have trapped me in a situation of disloyalty and unfilial piety, how can you bear it, sir?"
The gentleman said with a bright smile: "Then bring your daughter-in-law back in the future, remember that Mr. will give Lao Bai and Mr. a female doll to hug." ”
Xu Tianran was granted amnesty, "Thank you for the grace of Mr. Bu Ka, the student will definitely seduce back when he sees a pleasing girl when he walks the rivers and lakes, and he will bring him back to see Mr. and Lao Bai as soon as he has a daughter." ”
The gentleman waved his hand and said, "Don't be poor, tomorrow you go to retreat, now half of your body has been dredged, and the remaining half is dredged while the retreat is being held." Lao Bai has chosen a retreat location for you, and he will never let you down. ”
Hearing this, Xu Tianran felt that the hairs on his whole body were trembling, Lao Bai would not let himself down, Xu Tianran looked at Lao Bai's smiling expression, and his heart was like ashes.
The next day, Lao Bai took Xu Tianran to the cliff deep behind Tianma Mountain, and a waterfall flowed straight down from the Baizhang cliff.
Lao Bai stopped, his hands were sealed, and within a radius of ten miles, like a small world being isolated, Xu Tianran's heart moved slightly, and Shu Dao flew out of the spiritual vein, hovering over Xu Tianran's shoulder.
Lao Bai took off the gourd on his waist and took a big sip of wine, "In the next three years, you will sit at the bottom of the waterfall, relying on the washing of the waterfall to refine your physique. ”
Lao Bai's fingers moved slightly, and the sun-looking stone flew into the deep pool of the waterfall from the top of Tianma Mountain, and the extremely huge stone showed its sharp corners in the pool, and Lao Bai said in a deep voice: "I have found a place for you to stay, and when you will be able to get out of the customs when you fish up the stones." By the way, quit your gluttony, you can't restrain the urge to eat as soon as you see meat, don't look at this as just a small problem, it is taboo to walk in the rivers and lakes in the future, as long as there is a weakness, it will be taken advantage of, and you will live by absorbing aura in the past three years. ”
Xu Tianran screamed, "Sir, I am only thirteen years old, although I am fourteen years old according to the algorithm of my hometown, but when I am still growing my body, if I don't eat meat, I will be malnourished and not grow up, I will be short in the future, where to find my daughter-in-law, how can you hold my little granddaughter." ”
Lao Bai said helplessly: "You can now not rely on grains and grains to absorb energy, you can rely purely on aura." Lao Bai casually threw Xu Tianran and fell on the Wangri Stone, Xu Tianran was suddenly pressed by the waterfall on the stone and couldn't move, the water was soft and rigid, and the waterfall broke the green mountain, the power of the waterfall was terrifying, Xu Tianran took advantage of the power to slide down the stone, and never thought that Lao Bai had set a ban on the Wangri Stone, so that he could not leave a step.
Lao Bai took a big sip of wine, and his voice exploded like thunder: "Temper your body for three years first, and see where you can go after three years, and when you scoop up the Wangri Stone, the ban on this piece of heaven and earth will be lifted, and you can go home." ”
The huge sound of the waterfall echoed in his ears, Lao Bai's voice instantly suppressed the sound of the waterfall, Xu Tianran remembered every word in his heart, he couldn't sit up and couldn't say goodbye to Lao Bai, so he was angry and dantian, and a stinky fart sounded like a bell, which was regarded as saying goodbye to Lao Bai.
Lao Bai shook his head, the boy was still a teenager.
The young man in the green shirt who was firmly pressed on the stone by the waterfall, silently ran and burned to kill, the heart of Shu Dao has a spirit to dig a hundred points, a hundred points are the meeting of a hundred veins, through the whole body, the vastness of Xu natural hundred points is incomparable, like a vast ocean, and the big blasphemy excavated by Shu Dao is also the most of the three hundred and sixty-five big blasphemy. Baihui acupoint is hundreds of miles wide, 5,000 miles long, Xu Tiantian's consciousness is slightly moving, Shu Dao incarnates a thousand zhang body, the mountains and rivers are broken under a stick, even if the great desecration is unprecedented, Shu Dao is not in a hurry or slow, get along with friends for several years, Shu Dao and Xu Tiantian's mind are connected to an unprecedented tacit understanding, under the waterfall, a teenager spit out a mouthful of blood, and the blood stained the waterhole, like a blooming red flower.
The aura here is extremely sufficient, Xu Tianran devoured the aura of heaven and earth, tempered the meridians with the aura of heaven and earth, visible to the naked eye, Xu Tianran's body became stronger at a rapid rate, and the waterfall beat the young man's physique like a hammer, Shu Dao has waved out a hundred sticks in just one cup of tea, Xu Tianran and burned it, at this time the young man's body was as soft as a piece of red-hot iron, and it became more and more solid under the tempering of the waterfall.
After a month, the Baihui Acupoint was blasphemed, and Xu Tianran was able to raise his head.
After three months, more than 20 points were passed, Xu Tianran could struggle to sit up, like a monk chanting the scriptures, seemingly motionless, but in fact, the body was like a mountain and river cracking, Shu Dao is getting bigger and bigger, one stick after another is getting faster and faster, the young man keeps his mind, and the slightest mistake will cause chaos and go crazy.
Half a year later, Xu Tianran stood up with both hands against the waterfall, stood up tremblingly, and was pressed on the stone by the waterfall, Xu Tianran stood up again and again, and was suppressed on the stone by an invisible force over and over again. Xu Tianran wanted to scold his mother in his heart, this waterfall is definitely weird, otherwise according to Xu Tianran's calculations, he would be able to stand up, and he could even knock the waterfall more than ten steps away with one punch. However, the power of the waterfall is skyrocketing, and if the power of your body does not grow faster than the power of the waterfall, then you will be like a boat sailing against the current, and if you don't advance, you will retreat.
A year later, Xu Tianran finally stood firmly on the sun-looking stone, and from time to time he hit the waterfall with a punch, and the waterfall exploded like a huge thunder, and the water splashed. However, after a punch, the waterfall rose mightily, like Tarzan pressing on the top, and in an instant, he knocked himself down, as if he had lost a fight, and his head was trampled on the ground with his feet. At a certain moment, Xu Tianran felt that the waterfall seemed to have an old white smell, and he didn't know if he was confused, and sometimes teenagers would have this strange feeling.
Two years later, Xu Tianran only had more than 50 points left, and the aura in his body and the strength of his body allowed the young man to finally stand firmly on the Wangsun Stone, and he would not knock himself down if the power of the waterfall skyrocketed. Xu Tianran finally pulled out the bamboo knife, looked up at the waterfall that did not see the source, ran and burned to kill, the qi machine was five hundred miles in an instant, and the aura in the body skyrocketed, just when he was about to swing a knife, Xu Tianran silently withdrew the bamboo knife, and he had not taken out the knife for two years, ready to close the knife and raise the knife. Xu Tianran's murderous aura is like a green snake lingering, Xu Tianran gradually found the method of the momentum of the Shu Road Waterfall, that is, to stabilize the lower plate, wave the bamboo knife to draw a circle with a circular circumference, and the power of the waterfall is circulated in a circular traction, and the scabbard is waved, and the waterfall is like a touch of Changhong going upstream. The method of cutting the circle is extremely difficult, under the waterfall, Xu Tianran devoted himself to studying, and finally realized that he took himself as the axis, took the bamboo knife as the edge, and drew the positive seventeen close to the circle, the power of the waterfall flowed along the direction of the bamboo knife, the knife technique was extremely exquisite, Xu Tianran himself named the seventeenth, and the method of defense was unsurpassed.
The gentleman squinted and stood behind Lao Bai, stroked his beard and sighed: "This son is very good, he can integrate the method of arithmetic into the knife method, and you can't draw a regular seventeen-sided square old man." ”
Lao Bai took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "It is worthy of being my apprentice, and his understanding is the first in the world." ”
Three years later, a green shirt has long been dilapidated, can only cover up the private parts, the original white and pure young man turned out to be a big savage, three years without shaving his hair, plus the clothes are ragged, even the body has moss, green like a green monster. The green monster that was as quiet as a dead tree suddenly opened his eyes and shouted, Shu Dao hung in front of him, and the three hundred and sixty-five points in his body were all connected, and for the first time, the incineration was the first time that the spiritual veins of the whole body flowed along the whole body for a long time, and the qi in the body was seven hundred miles in an instant, and the spiritual air flow of the great rivers and lakes was unimpeded, Xu Tianran took out the bamboo knife and took himself as the axis, and the bamboo knife was used as the edge, and the water of the waterfall was condensed into a huge water ball with seventeen moves. The water ball is as big as a lake, Xu Tianran's bamboo knife that has been closed for three years comes out of the sheath, the knife intent is like a flying dragon attached to the bamboo knife, and the bamboo knife is waved like a dragon lightning crit water balloon, at this time, the waterfall flows backwards, the stone under the foot is broken, and the prohibition attached to the sun-looking stone is broken.
The green-haired monster Xu Tianran finally broke out of the water, stood on the shore, a touch of sunlight shone on his body, Xu Tianran's narrow Danfeng eyes stared at the sun, and handed out a knife, the knife intent rushed straight into the sky, and a storm rose in the sky and the earth.
Xu Tianran finally broke through, recalling the sword method taught by the "White Peacock", silently closed his eyes, operated his spiritual power along the established tricks, and silently recited the mantra of the Drinking Heart Method:
You don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns.
You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk.
Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon.
I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone.
Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink.
Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop.
Sing a song with you, please listen to it for me.
The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time.
The ancient sages were all lonely, and only the drinker left his name.
In the past, King Chen feasted peacefully, and fought wine for ten thousand years.
What is the owner's words, he has to sell the right gentleman.
Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you.
Xu Tiantian's divine sense overflowed, like silk threads pulling the forest gravel, and wherever his mind went, the forest gravel hovered beside him like a flying sword. However, after ten breaths of effort, Xu Yan's natural gas engine was disordered and could not support it, and the forest debris fell to the ground one after another, and Xu Tianran spurted out a mouthful of blood. The green-haired monster Xu Tianran shook his head, sure enough, the Tao is not enough, you can't volley the imperial object, Xu Tianran is not discouraged, and there is a little joy in his heart, not long after, he will definitely be able to learn this imperial sword technique.
The green-haired monster didn't realize that the appearance of his moss was extremely strange, as if these mosses had become his companions over the years, and he was a little reluctant to wash them together. The green-haired monster suddenly looked at the sun-looking stone into debris, and suddenly felt sad in his heart, how could it be broken before he could carry the sun-looking stone, wouldn't it be that the prohibition of this small world would not be opened, and he would be trapped inside, and he would have to wait for Lao Bai to suddenly remember that he would release himself one day. The green-haired monster, who was already a young man, knelt down in front of the waterhole, beating his chest in disgust.