Chapter 72: Tragedy
You Shuang'er was silent all the way, and when she arrived at the door of the small courtyard, she couldn't help it and grabbed Feng Zhiping.
"You pretend to be arrogant and refuse to give up, just to provoke the people who break the military pavilion to duel with you, so as to collect spiritual soldiers to practice?"
"That's right!" Feng Zhiping smiled and nodded, this thought was all that only the two girls knew.
"Nothing else?" You Shuang'er was suspicious.
Uh, Leng girl is so sensitive?
Secretly speechless, Feng Zhiping was ignorant: "Something else?"
You Shuang'er was silent, and only said softly when Feng Zhiping was about to turn his gaze: "You, do you want to leave here like that?"
Well, she really got to see it.
With a grinning face, Feng Zhiping blinked: "What, you can't bear me?"
You Shuang'er turned her face away: "It's not me, it's her." ”
"Really?" Feng Zhiping licked the bear's face and leaned over.
You Shuang'er drew his sword, the bear face twitched, the corners of his mouth immediately became cowardly, and he shrank back in disdain.
Sighing, Feng Zhiping said, "I always have to go home." ”
"But you don't have to be in such a hurry, right?"
"There's no hurry, I didn't want to leave now, I was preparing in advance to make a foreshadowing. ”
"Foreshadowing?" You Shuang'er didn't understand, "Foreshadowing what?"
Feng Zhiping's eyes were gloomy: "Girl, last time I added this time, haven't you seen the thoughts of those old ghosts? Do you think they can let me go smoothly?"
You Shuang'er pouted: "You think you are a golden glutton, as if who rarely keeps you." First, you didn't sign the deed of sale, and second, you didn't worship someone's seat, and there was no one who connected to the master, so you can leave if you want to. ”
"Are you sure?" Feng Zhiping snorted, "I thought you were quite smart, it turned out to be as 'cute' as her." If it is really like what you said, today I asked myself to be expelled from the division, why didn't Kang Tongchuan and Hu Law Enforcement allow it? Is it because I am not in trouble enough? As for you, but I am a miscellaneous servant, and I have injured people by breaking into the gate of the outer pavilion mountain, and I have already been replaced by other miscellaneous servants, so why am I so special?"
You Shuang'er was silent, thinking about it carefully, this was indeed the case.
I grew up in Mochizuki Peak since I was a child, and my master is the famous Valkyrie Han Fengxue, not to mention whether there is a chance to get into trouble, even if there is a trouble, someone will carry it, so naturally there is no need to worry about this.
But Feng Zhiping is different, Hu Lao and Kang Youdao refused several times, making it clear that he was not allowed to quit the sect, how could He De, a little handyman with no roots and no evidence, be treated like this?
"Is it Wu Benshan?"
"Don't even call Uncle anymore?" Feng Zhiping asked funny, "I have always been confused about your generational relationship, you are called Uncle Ma Shang, you are called Uncle Wu, no one cares about the mess?"
You Shuang'er said lightly: "You go and ask her, I don't know them well, and I always call her." ”
After speaking, he glared: "Don't divert the topic, is it Wu Benshan?"
Feng Zhiping sighed and nodded helplessly: "Yes, in addition to him, there is also the Hall Master of the Instrument Yuan Hall." However, the master of the Su hall should not be the main reason, the old man is very tall, he is a 'decent person', and the tricks are also clear, only the old man Wu likes to play tricks, first get me a broken yard, and then take the opportunity to play a cheap trick, forcing me to have no income and a lot of debts, and I have to find a mountain to take refuge!"
You Shuang'er frowned: "Cheap tricks?"
"That's right, cheap trick, very cheap, quite cheap, extremely cheap, so outrageous that I can't wait to smash all the wrinkles on his old face!" Feng Zhiping gritted his teeth.
Seeing that You Shuang'er was puzzled, he said hatefully: "Do you remember the last time there was a fight at the Qiaoxi garbage dump, and I was confined?"
You Shuang'er nodded.
"In addition to confinement, I was also fined half a year's wages and merit points, you know?"
Of course You Shuang'er knows.
Feng Zhi poked his head out of the way, stared into the girl's eyes from a close distance, and asked gloomily, "Guess, how many merit points have been deducted from me by the old things of the Law Sect Hall?"
Tilting his neck uncomfortably, You Shuang'er took half a step back and guessed: "It should be cleared, is it not enough to let you use money and goods to make up for it?" ”
"I can't even afford to post it!"
Feng Zhiping screamed, gritted his teeth and said with tears in his eyes: "I went to Tongtian Pavilion to check, those old things deducted me 10,000 points, 10,000 points!
You Shuang'er was stunned, obviously she hadn't heard of merit points and deductions for arrears, and if the part of the errand was large after the clearance, it would be converted into money or labor, in short, it would definitely not let you pay it back.
This 10,000 points, not to mention Feng Zhiping, she was shocked when she heard it.
"Oh, now it's a one-in-one. ”
Feng Zhiping cried and folded his fingers with a sad face: "Last time, I was fined 10,000 again, and today I will be fined, and there will definitely be one in the future." If it goes on like this, it doesn't take much, it is estimated that it will only be a year or two, and the merit points I owe can cover the lessons of any mountain master throughout the year, do you believe it or not?"
Looking at Feng Zhiping in a daze, You Shuang'er suddenly laughed, leaned forward and wiped his tears, and finally held Feng Zhiping with one hand and bent down with his stomach with one hand.
Feng Zhiping was speechless, it was the first time he had seen Leng Shuang'er smile, and he laughed so exaggeratedly, this girl's laughter was too fascinating, did he make her happy because he was unlucky?
It took a long time for You Shuang'er to stop, straighten up and close his eyes and cough lightly, and when he opened his eyes again, he had that cold appearance, and the speed of changing his face without turning made Feng Zhiping stunned for a moment, deeply suspecting that this Nizi Mo was not a reincarnated goblin.
Forget it, young master, I have a lot of adults, and I don't have the same knowledge as a little girl.
Feng Zhiping comforted himself and took out the key to open the door lock.
"I'll go first, and I'll come to see you tomorrow. Throwing down a sentence, You Shuang'er turned around and left, very simply.
"Won't sit down for a while?"
Feng Zhiping didn't come back to his senses, and only after asking did he remember that something was wrong, if he didn't and pee on the thirty boards, he would have to cry and call his mother, this girl came to see that she was ugly!
"I won't use it tomorrow, don't come, I'll break off my friendship with you if you come!"
"It must be there!" Waving his hand without looking back, You Shuang'er quickened his pace, not giving someone a chance to refuse.
Feng Zhiping wanted to cry without tears, holding on to the courtyard door and lamenting again and again.
The old ones are bullied, the little ones are still bullied, why is the young master's life so bitter, why can't he think of coming to this thief's den in the first place?
"Dead girl, you wait! Wait for my miraculous achievements, I will settle these accounts with you one by one, hum!"
Venting forcefully pulled down the lock, kicked the door open, Feng Zhiping strode in, habitually glanced at the yard, and the person froze suddenly.
"W-what's this?"
Blinking vigorously and rubbing it a few more times, what I saw had not changed, and indeed there was a large lump of wet rags piled up by the well, the foam had dissipated, and there was a faint smell of soaphorn powder wafting in the air.
"Could it be, could it be?!"
Feeling bad, Feng Zhiping rushed to him in a few steps, squatted down and picked them up one by one, and the more he turned his hands, the more trembling he became.
"Holy, who did this! My clothes!!
The inexhaustible grief and indignation in the wailing, these rags are the dirty clothes he is ready to wash!
They were just a little dirty at first, but now they're all strips of rotten cloth, and there is an empty jar lying next to it, and only a little foam is left when the jar is full of soaphorn powder.
No wonder the smell in the yard will last for a long time, you must know that the taste of soaphorn powder is very light, but the "murderer" who killed that day put a whole can, and it was a big loss, or it was all a paste!
That's not all, it doesn't seem that the killing of a thousand knives is not washed by hand, but to save trouble and stir it vigorously, the clothes are ordinary fabrics, how can they withstand such destruction, and they are already strong if they are not turned into scraps.
As for the murderer, think about a certain woman who just seemed natural but left in a hurry, and then think about this woman only provoked the conversation when she arrived at the door, laughed exaggeratedly, and interrupted the action of opening the door several times without a trace, Feng Zhiping gritted his teeth.
"You Shuang'er, I'll fight with you!!"
rushed out of the courtyard gate, where was there a girl's shadow outside, carrying a sword and wandering around three times with nowhere to vent, so he could only return to the courtyard full of anger.
Kicking the courtyard door and squatting in front of the "corpse" again, Feng Zhiping twitched his face and carefully picked it up, trying to find a few pieces that could be rescued as a piece.
Flipping through it, the most complete piece is like a super-long version of urine mustard seeds, and the front chest and back can't be separated, let alone made up, so I have no choice but to give up.
Sitting on the ground, he looked at the sky with grief and indignation, and suddenly felt that he was not so angry.
The disaster is the death girl, but the root is herself, if she hadn't made a joke to let her wash her clothes, her poor clothes would not have suffered this misfortune.
Speaking of which, the most surprising thing is that the girl can really do her own laundry.
Is it washed by a cold girl or by a warm girl?
Is it out of guilt or is it something else?
Shi Ziye pondered for a long time, and felt that the two girls should have a share, it is estimated that it was the hand of the warm girl who moved first, and clumsily poured a jar of soap horn powder, and then the cold girl who couldn't stand it directly drew her sword and came to a violent scrubbing, and then, there was no more.
The reason is that guilt is one thing, and the relationship is also good, but the point is because I am handsome enough!
If it is replaced by Lao Dong Yu Daring's style, unless it is a sister and daughter-in-law, no matter how good the relationship is, no matter how good the relationship is, which girl is willing to wash their clothes, and they have never done this job?
Their "masculinity" is unbearable for the average person.
"Young master, this charm, tsk~!"
Feng Zhiping shook his head, he has always been good at optimism about himself, and he praised himself without skin and face, and he was in a good mood.
When I looked down and saw the mountain-like "rag", my emotions fell to the bottom again, and I was worried.
"Tongtian Pavilion owes a lot of debts, and I can't get out of the mountain gate, I can't buy some if I want to, black-hearted old ghost Wu, you're trying to force me to death!"
"Alas, I can only borrow someone, and if my mother knows that I am pitiful enough to ask someone to borrow clothes to wear, I will definitely cry. ”