Chapter 708: The Scum Sparrow
Shen Tianqi flicked his sleeves, and the red beauty finches: "So handsome..."
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi looked at the guards around him who were looking at him with blank eyes, and immediately spoke: "Brothers, let me ask you, how did Lord Tianniang die?"
The guards looked at Shen Tianqi with blank eyes, and Shen Tianqi waited quietly with his hands behind his back.
Finally, one of them plucked up the courage and said, "We don't know how she died, we were only in charge of driving the carriage, but there was a scream in the carriage, and when we opened the curtain, Tianniang died." ”
Shen Tianqi nodded slightly, "Not bad." ”
Another person plucked up his courage and said, "We don't know how we died, we only know that a mosquito flew into the carriage, and there was a scream in the carriage, and when we lifted the curtain, Tianniang died." ”
Shen Tianqi frowned, "This imitation is a bit excessive..."
So, another person said: "At the beginning of the game, we were driving the carriage, and suddenly a black bear hit it directly, directly knocking over the carriage, and when we reacted, Lord Tianniang hiccuped." ”
Shen Tianqi's eyes lit up, "It's a bit new." ”
Someone spoke up again: "At the beginning, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, the entire heavenly court was shrouded in darkness, and a majestic voice sounded, 'Die!' As a result, Lord Tianniang died." ”
Shen Tianqi pointed at him and said, "Just choose your answer, it's very brainy!"
The Immortal Emperor was a little puzzled and said, "Boss, why are you asking them this?"
Shen Tianqi said: "Help you make excuses, and besides, so many people have seen it, you have to find a way to shut their mouths." ”
The Rational Immortal Emperor nodded and said, "Oh, yes." You want to do it. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Shen Tianqi said with a dark face: "What do you want to do? Why can't you do something?"
The Immortal Emperor said truthfully: "People are very panicked, they don't want to use their brains, they don't want to use their hands. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
I'm special!
Shen Tianqi's forehead was full of black lines, and he said speechlessly: "Then this matter, how are you going to let me settle it?!"
The Immortal Emperor said: "As long as you can settle it, I don't care no matter what tricks you use." ”
"Boss, I'll call you Boss, Boss for Life, you must not leave me alone. ”
"Now I have fallen into a deep self-reproach for violating my principles. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi had no choice but to say to the gang: "This 11 billion, you take it, we don't want a cent, but how Tianniang died, you all have to say that it was caused by a bear crashing into the carriage." ”
"As for you, when the time comes, you will follow the Rational Immortal Emperor and temporarily include the supernumeraries of our Chaotian Gang first?"
The people are naturally overjoyed, and they can take the money, and they have settled down, so why not do it? More importantly, Tianniang has been squeezing them for a long time, and their hearts have long been full of resentment towards Tianniang.
Seeing them coaxing like this, the Immortal Emperor shook his head slightly and said, "After all, there are still people who are lost." ”
Since then, the world has become unreasonable. ”
"Because, too, I am defiled. ”
"I'm no longer noble. ”
"I've also become unpatterned. ”
"Oh, my heart hurts. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Neurotic!
Shen Tianqi ignored the Immortal Emperor and turned to leave.
"Wow, wait..."
The red beauty sparrow chased after it, but Shen Tianqi ignored it, and the red beauty finch continued to chase...
Chasing, chasing, chasing...
The two of them came to the Iron Pillar Island...
"Ah, how did you get here?"
Red Beauty Finch said with a surprised face.
Shen Tianqi looked at him and said, "Sparrow." ”
A hint of rosy appeared on the face of the red beauty finch, and she said shyly: "I hate it..."
"Childe... Don't tease/play with people..."
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Looking at such a nymphomaniac's red and beautiful finch, Shen Tianqi couldn't help but be a little speechless, this is your sister, it is really different to change her face, look at this woman's face, when she once turned into a blue iron pillar, she told herself seriously that she was not an appearance association!
But now!
Oh!
Not a single punctuation mark can be trusted.
"Sparrow, you..."
"Oh, don't call me a farrow... I'll be embarrassed. ”
The red beauty finch replied shyly.
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Xiao Hei said directly: "Old lady, can you listen to my boss first?"
Red Sparrow: "???"
"Old... Mother... door..."
“???”
The red beauty finch stared at Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei suddenly felt a chill, and immediately changed his words: "Sister Finch, my eldest has something to tell you." ”
"Well, it's kind of knowledgeable. Don't force me to be angry, I'm angry, I'm scared myself. ”
The red beauty finch said lightly.
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"There's some elixir here, if you take it, your injuries will heal. ”
Shen Tianqi took out some elixir and said.
"Ahh How can this be done? Oh, this must be so valuable, right?
Red Beauty Finch looked 'refused', but her hand was very sincere and picked up the pill and took it.
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Ah, it's so comfortable, I feel a warm current in my stomach. ”
"Childe, you're too warm, aren't you?"
The red beauty finch said shyly.
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi sighed and said, "Finch, I think you..."
"Ouch, why are you still called a finch! If the son doesn't dislike it, can he call me a daughter-in-law?"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Where's your finch's face?!
Shen Tianqi planned to disclose his identity directly, but seeing that the red beauty finch was so obsessed, he couldn't help but want to test him.
So he looked around and said, "Here, the environment is very good." ”
"It's mainly because of you that the environment has become so good." ”
Shen Tianqi asked, "I heard... You live with Blue Iron Pillar?"
"Who did you listen to? Such unrealistic news?"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Unrealistic?
Dead Sparrow!
Shen Tianqi continued: "Hehe, it doesn't matter who you listen to. ”
"Where's the Blue Iron Pillar? Don't you live with the Blue Iron Pillar?"
Red Beauty Bird sighed and said: "I don't know where the master is, the master once told me that if something happens to him, let me find another master, and now the entire heavenly court is his wanted warrant, with his skills and character, eighty percent of him died outside, right?"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
You're paralyzed!
Scum Sparrow!
When did I tell you that?
In an instant, Shen Tianqi's heart was cold...
He can see it, this beautiful red finch...
On the one hand, he is deeply trapped in his own appearance and can't extricate himself, on the other hand, he is very disgusted with the appearance of Lan Tiezhu...