Shen Tianqi took a deep breath, this...

How to explain it?

I can't explain it!

I am serious about popularizing science with you, but you think I'm talking nonsense.

Shen Tianqi deeply felt the sadness that education was not universalized.

The crooked-mouthed Immortal Saint opened his mouth at this moment: "Ugly B, you listen to me." ”

"Let me explain to you what the golden ratio is?"

"Since ancient times, men have loved gold and beautiful women, but gold is the favorite of men. ”

"And if a woman has done beauty with me, then her face will be as bright as gold, and a man will love her as much as gold. ”

"Isn't gold beautiful? ”

"I have made beauty women here, and they are more beautiful than gold in the eyes of men. ”

"It's called the golden ratio!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

He cracked in an instant!

GodTM's explanation is too liberal arts, right?

Shen Tianqi was deeply shocked.

But then he said angrily: "Young TM force, finches, burn him, burn him!"

However, the red beauty finch said, "Master, you wait a while, let me ask a few questions." ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

God's TM wait a while?

Are you the master, or am I the master?

Can there be a bit of prioritization or something?

The crooked-mouthed fairy saint smiled crookedly, "Hehe, are you moved?"

"If your heart is moved, come here~"

"Lying on the operating table, the kitchen knife in my hand will give you plastic surgery. ”

Shen Tianqi shuddered, this line is a bit terrifying...

"First, how much does it cost?"

"Second, if you don't do well, can you get the money back?"

"Third, do you think I can save it?"

"Fourth, when you do it, does it hurt?"

"Fifth, do you want to get anesthetized?"

"Sixth, what if I sneeze?"

"Seventh..."

"Eighth..."

"Thirty..."

"The fiftieth..."

"The hundredth..."

Crooked Mouth Immortal Saint: "???"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

The crooked mouth immediately interrupted her and said, "This finchman, I won't do this operation of yours." ”

"I would never do it. ”

"Your nonsense is a bit much. ”

"If you want to change me, you have to believe in me unconditionally. ”

"Moreover, you don't become an adult, how can you let me operate on you?"

"I'm not a veterinarian, I'm a beautician. ”

The crooked-mouthed Immortal Saint's gaze looked at Shen Tianqi at this time, and he said, "Ugly B, make a friend, how about I use a knife on your face?"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"Don't waste your time here! Hurry up! Pay the money!"

"Give me all your money!"

"Otherwise, I want you to look good!"

"Can you change the subject again?!"

"Please answer my question head-on!"

Hearing Shen Tianqi's words, the crooked mouth Immortal Saint seemed to be unable to help it, and immediately said coldly: "I advise you to be kind." ”

"The one lying on the operating table at the moment, you can't afford to mess with. ”

Can't be provoked?

Shen Tianqi is happy, and he can't afford to provoke it.

Anyway, it was the Yuantong Immortal Emperor who would take the blame at that time, so he said angrily: "Can't afford to provoke it?" Looking at the entire Heavenly Court, who dares to provoke the Yuantong Immortal Emperor?!"

"Even if it's the Heavenly Emperor sitting inside, you have to give Yuantong Immortal Emperor some face!"

"You are just a crooked-mouthed immortal saint, dare to rap here?!"

"Burn him!"

"Roar!

The red beauty finch swept the flames again.

"Ahhhh

The crooked-beaked fairy saint rushed forward with his knife and became entangled with the red beauty finch.

Shen Tianqi took advantage of this time and was not idle, and he smashed the places that should be smashed.

"How can it be!"

The crooked mouth fairy saint was furious, only to see that he didn't know where to take out a firecracker, and shouted in his mouth: "Crooked mouth firecracker, a cannon to the sky, sister and sister come to meet!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

What?

What is this?

Your slogan is too arrogant, isn't it?

Sure enough, a shot soared into the sky, and the appearance of his crooked mouth immortal saint appeared in the air.

After a while, Shen Tianqi heard the voices of a group of women outside.

"The crooked-mouthed fairy saint set off a crooked-mouthed firecracker! He must be in trouble! Once, he used a knife in my face, and he was kind to me, and I promised to help me if I had something. ”

"Sister, so am I. It was the Crooked Mouth Immortal Saint who made me beautiful, so I am very grateful to him, this time the Crooked Mouth Cannon has not been fired for thousands of years, and the Crooked Mouth Immortal Saint must have encountered difficulties!"

"Sisters, whoever dares to hurt the crooked-mouthed Immortal Saint, we will fight with him!"

"The crooked mouth immortal saint is the source of our beauty!"

“...”

Immediately after, hundreds of women, including Immortal Kings, Immortal Monarchs, Immortal Venerables, and Immortal Saints, all rushed over.

Shen Tianqi's complexion changed slightly, this Nima's can also be?

The crooked-mouthed Immortal Sage sneered and said, "You don't really think I'm just a beautician, do you?"

"This is the capital of my crooked mouth immortal saint!"

"You ugly B, you died in the beating of this group of beautiful sisters and sisters, and it is also an honor for you ugly B!"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi gritted his teeth and said, "Que'er! The yin qi here is too heavy, I really can't stand it." Let's go!"

Red Beauty said: "Master, run away, run away, what kind of yin qi are you talking about?! I think your reason is fake." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi grabbed the neck of the red beauty finch and rammed into the beauty salon, and disappeared in an instant.

The crooked-mouthed Immortal Saint rushed out and said to a group of sisters and sisters, "Sisters, catch him!"

"He hurt my hand!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"Did you hurt his hand?"

Shen Tianqi asked Xiang Hongmei.

"No, he has a knife in his hand, and I'm not stupid." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Ah! How dare you hurt the hand of the Crooked Mouth Immortal Sage! The hand of the Crooked Mouth Fairy Saint is a magic weapon for us to become beautiful!"

"Damn! The crooked-mouthed Immortal Sage's hand is not an ordinary hand, it is the hand with a scalpel! These two people are simply too mad!"

"The first day of the Crooked Mouth Immortal Saint, don't worry, we will avenge you!"

"Ahhhh

"We will always be the true fans of the crooked mouth fairy saint!"

“...”

Shen Tianqi listened to all this in his ears, and then suddenly came to his senses: "It turns out that he is touching porcelain!"

The red beauty finch said unwillingly: "Master, this is too hateful!"

"It's framing us! If we do, that's it!"

"But we didn't do anything, and he framed us!"

"I can't take it!"

"Give me back my innocence!"

Shen Tianqi said with some pain: "It's still innocent!"

"There are a lot of them, and they have the final say. ”

"If you're not convinced, turn around and fight them. ”

The red beauty finch immediately turned around and said, "Okay! Master! This is what you said! I fought it!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"You stupid farrow!

"No! I can't take it!"

"Pretty beautiful red sparrow!"

"Oh my God!

Shen Tianqi: "......"