Chapter 32: The Stone of Enlightenment (Pseudo)
After the misunderstanding was resolved, the three of them sat down, only Frog took out the tribute tea from the Lieming Palace, Biao Zi contributed a set of exquisite tea sets given by the Mo family, and Yun Yizi also contributed a mouth.
"Good tea, good tea!" Yun Yizi exclaimed.
The frog shook his head: "No, no, you have to praise this tea, I like to listen to Confucian disciples bragging!"
Biao Zi looked at the frog, then at the tribute symbol on the tea pot, and said, "But, even if Lao Yu praises what is good about this tea, what does it have to do with you?"
"Why doesn't it matter, what comes out of my pocket is mine!" the frog was very confident.
Biao Zi smiled and asked, "Don't you usually show up at night?
"Well, that's a long story. β
The frog spoke, took a sip from the teacup, and made a gesture of preparing to expand the words carefully.
"You're being hunted down again, who is it this time?" Biaozi didn't give him this chance, and directly fast-forwarded to the end.
This made the frog a little unhappy, and he frowned and said, "You person, are you also straight?"
Biao Zi was stunned for a moment, as if he was caught in a memory, and then brewed his emotions again, ready to speak.
"Don't, don'tβ"
"Biaozi Daoyou, no, no!"
The frog and Yun Yizi got up at the same time to persuade, and Biaozi answered, without saying the words he was brewing.
The two couldn't help but glance at each other, and Qi Qi breathed a sigh of relief.
"So who's after you?"
"It's me. β
As soon as Biao Zi finished speaking, a handsome figure fell on the eaves of the broken temple, tall and elegant. There was no crown on his head, only a large and neat back comb, and a three-foot-long comb in his hand.
His appearance is quite similar to Chow Yun-fat.
Biaozi looked up and stood up excitedly: "Oh! You came just in time, I was looking for you to help me get a haircut recently." β
"I'll talk about haircuts before and after. Fa Ge responded softly to a biaozi, and then his expression was solemn, and he glared at the frog: "Hand over the spirit stone, I can not blame the past." β
The frog got up and raised his hand, and there was an extra palm-sized stone in his palm, which was covered with dense patterns, and he didn't know what it did.
"Tell me what it's for, and I'll give it back to you. β
Yun Yizi glanced at it, and a message immediately appeared in his mind:
γEnlightenment Stone (Pseudo)γ
[Description: Take it and meditate, and you can immediately experience the pleasure of going mad.] γ
Good guy, Yun Yizi sighed in his heart, and hesitated when he looked at the pseudo-enlightenment stone in the frog's hand again.
Let's take a look at what's going on, maybe the pseudo-enlightenment stone is a fake made by a frog to deceive the singer.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" The blue tendons on Fa Ge's forehead provoked, and due to the slight agitation, a few messy hairs appeared on his neat big back.
Fa Ge was keenly aware of the change in hairstyle, and quickly picked up a comb to comb those strands of hair neatly.
The frog raised his left hand and stretched out two fingers to make an oath: "If I lie, I will get hemorrhoids!"
"You already have it! Look at the sword!"
Fa Ge didn't intend to waste his tongue with him, and after combing his hairstyle, he made a decisive move.
The long comb in his hand turned into an unsheathed long sword in the blink of an eye, and the shadow of the sword was sandwiched with the whistling of the wind, and the bell rang with lightning speed, so that we would not be swept towards the frog with the momentum of the oars!
The frog was faster than the sword that sang the song, and even before he was in the ascendant, the frog had already fled, leaving only an afterimage in place.
Yun Yizi and Biaozi were very close to the afterimage of the frog, and Fa Ge's sword momentum smashed into the air, but it did not hurt the two of them, which shows how exquisite Fa Ge's control of the sword momentum is.
"You're embarrassed to do it with a friend here?" said a frog from a tree in the distance, shouting loudly towards the song on the edge of the clearing.
Without saying a word, the wrist flipped, and the unsheathed long sword changed back to the shape of a comb again. With the other hand, he pressed on the comb and flicked it at the frog in the tree!
Zheng β
The low sound of the piano sounded suddenly, as if there was an invisible big hand, holding a ring ruler, with a sense of admonition, and struck the frog on the head.
When Yun Yizi saw this move, his eyes lit up, the way of Confucian admonition!
"Hey!
The frog cursed, and a third hand suddenly appeared on his chest, squeezing it towards the void, and the sound of the piano stopped abruptly.
The hair on the back of the song is a little messy.
"Aside from the door, if you have the ability, you will face me head-on!" Fa Ge's wrist turned again, the long comb turned into a sword, and his momentum also climbed several times at this moment.
"The skill has cooled down, farewell!"
I saw a flash of golden light, and the frog disappeared in place.
Biaozi didn't know where to take out a piece of watermelon, and while gnawing it, he came over and asked, "What is the stone in his hand, which makes you so anxious?"
Fa Ge put away his momentum, and replied while arranging his hairstyle: "Actually, I don't know what it is, a year ago, an unknown layman suddenly visited our Kunlun faction, claiming to be a friend of our former head Dugu drunk, and then took out the stone for us to keep temporarily. β
Biao Zi wiped his mouth and muttered, "How does that thief frog know that the layman has put something in your Kunlun faction?"
Fa Ge sighed: "It's a while ago, I don't know who made the rumor, saying that our Kunlun faction has hidden a fairy stone, as long as we get the approval of the fairy stone, we can open the tomb of the true immortal through the guidance of the fairy stone." β
Yun Yizi couldn't help but speak: "There shouldn't be any true immortals in the world, right?"
"Actually, there have been this. Biao Zi answered, and explained: "After all, the human world is the beginning of all worlds, and the first saints of the three religions were all born from the human world, and the true immortals naturally existed. β
"I see. β
Yun Yizi muttered softly, then looked at Fa Ge, motioning for him to continue, Fa Ge continued: "Not long after the news spread, the major forces in the Central Plains sent people over, they were still on the way, and the thief frog stole the stone first, I have been chasing it for a while, and I don't know what happened to the Kunlun faction now." β
Biao Zi asked, "Hasn't Dugu drunk come out of Yaochi yet?"
"No, I'm afraid I can't stop so many forces from besieging it just by breaking the string. Fa Ge shook his head, speaking of which, he wanted to give up chasing a frog and go back to guard Kunlun.
Yun Yizi saw Fa Ge's worried expression, thought about it, and said, "There is a sentence that I don't know if to say or not." β
"Tell me. Biaozi snorted.
Yun Yizi said: "The stone in the hand of the frog before, it is called the Enlightenment Stone, but it is not genuine, if you hold it and meditate, you will go crazy." Of course, it is not excluded that only the frog himself made a fake, which was used to shake the song and Taoist friends. β
Fa Ge's face changed: "You mean, if you meditate with it, you will go crazy?"
"Yes. Yun Yizi nodded, and couldn't help but ask more: "Could it be that someone from your sect has taken it to meditate?"
"Crazy Ling, I hurt you!"
The big back of the song suddenly became messy, which shows how complicated his mood is at this time.