Ten miles outside the east gate of Jianzhou City, large and small camps are dotted around, seemingly chaotic, but hidden mysteries, secretly in line with the ranking of the heavens and the earth, and the most central one is naturally the tent of the commander of the Chinese army. At this time, Huo Yunsheng, the eight-foot-tall Xuanwei General with a face like a heavy jujube, was sitting in the handsome tent sulking. Niu Mandi handed over his brother-in-law Lin Beihe to him, wanting his brother-in-law to follow him to the battlefield to make some achievements.

So Huo Yunsheng put Lin Beihe under his big tent and took it with him, but he didn't expect that when he went out to inspect the camp, Lin Beihe took advantage of such a kung fu to raise 500 people to challenge the city, but he was cut down by He Changhu with a drag. When I left, Lord Niu told me that I must take Lin Beihe well, and now that Lin Beihe's head is still in the hands of the enemy, how should I explain to Lord Niu and Mrs. Niu?

The night was dark, Huo Yunsheng was bored, and he poured two bowls of wine and drank it. How could I think that the more I drank, the more sober I became, and I couldn't stop beating the drum in my heart, Lord Niu said, his father-in-law is such a son, and the whole family is spoiled like a baby. Although Lin Beihe is skilled in arching and horses, he has been arrogant since he was a child, and when he set off, Niu Mandi was still worried that his brother-in-law would not listen to the order, and he also untied his sword and handed it to himself, what should I do now?

After thinking about it for a long time, there was no good way, Huo Yunsheng had no choice but to drink another bowl of wine, put the wine bowl on the desk, and lay down on the desk. Huo Yunsheng just lay on the desk, only to hear the pro-soldiers outside say loudly: "Report to General Xuanwei, Captain Hao waved the flag and asked to see him!"

Huo Yunsheng raised his head from the desk and said, "Then call him in!" The soldiers outside the tent agreed.

There was not much time, and outside the tent, a captain wearing silver armor and a sword hanging from his waist lifted the curtain and walked in, and saluted with his crossed hands: "The last general Hao Shaoqi, see General Xuanwei!"

Huo Yunsheng waved his hand, "Captain Hao doesn't have to be polite, please sit down! It's so late, why don't you sleep?"

Hao Shaoqi found a stool and sat down, and said with a slight smile: "The last general knows that General Xuanwei is upset about the death of Captain Lin, but there is an accident, and there is no way to do it, alas, as the saying goes, if the crockpot is not broken from the well, the general will inevitably die in battle, and no one can do anything about this kind of thing in battle, and the sword and gun are silent......

Huo Yunsheng waved his hand in annoyance, interrupted Hao Shaoqi's words, and said with a wry smile: "Can I tell Lord Niu and Mrs. Niu this? Yes, Lin Beihe didn't listen to my general's orders, resulting in his own defeat and death, but as the main general, I am also responsible, now that I am an orthodox soldier, Lord Niu may not do anything to me, but after a while, Lord Niu will not touch me? I don't know!"

Hao Shaoqi said loudly: "General, you can use He Changhu's head to replace Captain Lin's head back, and after proper disposal, transport it back to Luye City, no matter what, you have to let him have a whole corpse, which can be regarded as an explanation to Lord Niu." ”

Huo Yunsheng nodded and said, "That's the only way!" Okay, just listen to you, you go and collect He Changhu's head in a wooden box, and I will personally go to the city tomorrow and propose to Tang Jiusheng, the king of Wei

I don't think he will disagree with the change of head, so it should be an explanation to Lord Niu and Mrs. Niu. Alas, waving the flag, I have to trouble you to help me draft a letter to Lord Niu, I am now so confused that I don't know where to start writing. ”

Hao Shaoqi stood up and arched his hand: "The last general obeys the order, the last general will do it immediately, please rest assured general!" As he spoke, he bowed again and withdrew from the tent. After Hao Shaoqi went out, he used a black wooden box to hold He Changhu's head, preparing to exchange it with Tang Jiusheng tomorrow, and drafted a letter to Niu Mandi in Huo Yunsheng's tone.

That night, Hao Shaoqi handed over He Changhu's head to the two pro-soldiers, and asked the two of them to look at He Changhu's head, and the two pro-soldiers were very unhappy in their hearts, thinking to themselves What kind of errand is this? In the middle of the night, we arranged for the two of us to guard a human head, how panicked was this? But there was no way, and the tasks assigned from above could not be said that I would not do it, right?

The two pro-soldiers also had a way, secretly got some wine, and the two of them secretly scolded the street while drinking, and after drinking some wine, they became bolder, and they were not so afraid of guarding the head. The two of them drank and drank, and they became a little taller, and one of the soldiers scolded: "Even if his mother is the brother-in-law of the master, the enemy is also used to you like your father, your mother, your sister and brother-in-law?

Another soldier smiled and said: "Don't worry about him, don't do our business, anyway, our captain arranged for the two of us to guard the head of the person surnamed He, let's just guard it! Ming'er changed back the head of the surname Lin, and our captain still can't give us two some silver flowers?"

Another lieutenant scolded: "Just like slamming the door, and giving you some silver flowers, you don't dream, if you don't let you pay the silver to bury the surname Chang, you will already burn high incense!" The two were complaining, they felt a pain in the back of their heads, their eyes were dark, and they couldn't help but faint.

When the two of them opened their eyes again, it was already dawn, and when they looked at the black box containing people's heads on the table, there was no trace of it. The two of them were frightened at that time, and they still want to exchange this human head for Lin Beihe's human head today, what are they going to exchange it for now? The two of them looked at each other anxiously, turned over the table and under the table, and searched before and after the camp tent, but there was no shadow at all.

It happened that Hao Shaoqi also woke up, came out of his tent, and saw that the two pro-soldiers were looking for something in a panic, and asked in surprise: "What are you two doing?" Seeing that they couldn't hide it, the two pro-soldiers fell to the ground together, begging the captain to spare his life, saying that He Changhu's head was missing.

Hao Shaoqi was also startled when he heard this, and when he calmed down and thought about it, it was impossible for the soldiers on his side to hide a human head, it was meaningless and useless. The only possibility is that the city sent a high-ranking man to steal the head back from the camp. Thinking of this, Hao Shaoqi hurried to the Zhongjun tent.

As soon as I arrived outside the Chinese military tent, I heard Huo Yunsheng in the military tent scolding a few pro-soldiers, the scolding was extremely ugly, the ancestors were scolded all over again for eighteen generations, and those pro-soldiers did not dare to fight back. Hao Shaoqi

He said loudly outside the tent: "The last general asks to see General Xuanwei, and he has something important to return!"

Xuanwei General Huo Yunsheng said angrily: "Come in! You don't need to report it from behind, and you can't look at these wastes!"

Hao Shaoqi lifted the curtain and entered the Zhongjun tent to take a look, and was startled, it turned out that Huo Yunsheng was bareheaded, sitting behind the desk and angry, with a big bald head like a heavy jujube, how to look at it and how festive. Hao Shaoqi suddenly wanted to laugh, but quickly held back and arched his hand: "General, who are you?"

Huo Yunsheng scolded: "The general was drunk last night, but someone entered the military tent in the middle of the night and shaved my hair! Damn, this group of wastes kept watch outside the tent all night, and they didn't even know that there were people in the military tent, if the general's head was cut off, he didn't know how he died, do you say that he was wronged or not?" It turned out that Huo Yunsheng scolded these soldiers for this matter.

Hao Shaoqi replied with a distressed face: "General, this is not surprising, my two personal soldiers guarded He Changhu's head, but I didn't expect that the black box with the human head was stolen in the middle of the night, and it was taken away with the black box, do you think it's ridiculous?" Huo Yunsheng heard this, almost vomited blood, and dared to love that his military camp was a toilet, and others could come and leave if they wanted.

The two of them were staring at each other with big eyes, and someone outside shouted in a panic: "Report, report General Xuanwei, the small, the small one has something important to come back to!"

As soon as Huo Yunsheng heard this panicked movement, he must have been fine!

The person outside the military tent agreed, lifted the curtain and came to the military tent to see the outfit, which captain's personal soldier should be. As soon as the soldier looked up and saw the main general sitting barehead behind the desk and sinking like water, he was startled at that time, and opened his mouth and said: "The little one is a general! General, the big thing is not good, my captain's head has been cut off!"

Huo Yunsheng took the case and said angrily: "Let's be clear, whose head was cut off?"

The man hurriedly said: "General Qiyu, the little one is the subordinate soldiers of Captain Qiu Zhengli, when I got up this morning, I found that my captain was lying on the marching bed, bleeding all over the ground, only his body and head were gone. The little one was frightened, so he hurried to report to the general!"

Huo Yunsheng was annoyed and ashamed, picked up the quiver on the table and smashed it at the soldier, and scolded angrily: "What's the use of raising you bunch of waste? What's the use of all of you? The enemy comes and goes freely in my camp, killing whoever he wants, and shaving the head of the general! This is a naked provocation! Ignoring the defense of my big village as nothing!"

The soldier was hit by the quiver, but he did not dare to move, so the arrow made a loud noise and scattered all over the ground. Huo Yunsheng pulled out his waist knife and shouted hoarsely: "Gather men and horses for me immediately, the general will go to attack the city now! Tang Jiusheng, you bastard, you are really too deceitful! There is a kind of action that you use with me in front of the battle with a clear sword and a gun! What kind of ability is it to send people to sneak into the village?"

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