"Ergouzi damn, is your son okay?"

Shen Ping'an said a little anxiously.

"Look at you, you are in a hurry, when you married your wife, you were not so anxious!"

Shen Tianqi's mother said angrily.

Shen Ping'an subconsciously said: "I couldn't marry such a beautiful wife at that time." ”

However, as soon as the words fell, Shen Ping'an subconsciously shuddered.

Immediately afterward, a sharp pain came from his lower back.

"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts..."

"Spare your life!"

Shen Ping'an begged for mercy.

"Today is my son's big day, he is in the cave room, you stand in the room!"

Shen Ping'an's face quickly collapsed and said, "Ergouzi, me, give me another chance to speak!"

Shen Tianqi's mother pinched even harder, "Do you think I'm a little girl?

"The county magistrate of Qingyang has arrived!"

Someone reported.

"Visitor, visitor. ”

Hearing this, Shen Tianqi's mother stopped pursuing it and picked up the guest with a smile.

"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"

The county magistrate of Qingyang has a golden ornament behind him, such as golden longevity peach, diamond diamond, etc...

The color of the local tyrant gold makes people feel a sense of pride!

"The Emperor of Heaven is really, he just left me yesterday, and he is going to get married today. ”

"Alas, I knew I was with him!"

"Lord Emperor of Heaven and his father, Lord Emperor of Heaven and his mother, congratulations! You will be able to hold your grandson soon!"

The county magistrate of Qingyang said with a smile.

Shen Ping'an smiled and said: "The county magistrate said that he was joking, this son and grandson has his own children and grandchildren." I am never in a hurry to hold my grandson, and I never rush my son!"

"As you know, I'm still very kind to my son. ”

Shen family: "......"

King Kong God of War and others: "......"

"That..."

The county magistrate of Qingyang leaned over and asked softly, "The object of the Heavenly Emperor's marriage is called Hongyan, right?"

Shen Ping'an and his wife raised their eyebrows and asked, "Yes, what's wrong?"

The county magistrate of Qingyang said with relief: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, just call Hongyan!"

Shen Ping'an asked quietly: "Magistrate Qingyang, tell me honestly, where has my son been in Qingyang County?"

"This... It's inconvenient to say. ”

The county magistrate of Qingyang was embarrassed and said, "After all, I am working under Lord Tianqi. ”

"Oh, what's so inconvenient to say?"

"I'm his father, this is his mother, you say yours, I'll beat mine. ”

Qingyang County Magistrate: "???"

"Actually, I didn't go anywhere, I bought some clothes, bought some jewelry, had a meal, and went to Lichun Courtyard. ”

Speaking of this, the county magistrate of Qingyang said firmly: "But don't worry, Lord Tianqi didn't do anything, where did he go to find someone." ”

Shen Ping'an and his wife didn't believe it, they thought that the county magistrate of Qingyang must be afraid of Shen Tianqi's identity before saying this!

Their son must have gone to Rishunin to do something!

Get?

Who are you looking for?

Looking for Zhenzhen? Looking for love?

Looking for loneliness?

Shen Ping'an and his wife warned themselves to be calm!

It's okay to teach your son a lesson when you're done getting married!

"The crown prince of the Great Qian Dynasty, Hongye, has arrived!"

"Song Junwan, the princess of the Great Qian Dynasty, has arrived!"

"Wu Yuanze, the crown prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty, has arrived!"

Here came three more distinguished guests.

The county magistrate of Qingyang consciously stepped aside, because he knew very well that his level was not enough!

"Oh! I don't see you for a day, like every three autumns!"

The county magistrate of Qingyang greeted the King Kong God of War.

But no one paid any attention to him.

It's embarrassing...

"Why?"

Calm heaven humanely.

"What?"

The county magistrate of Qingyang was a little confused.

"Yes! Why!"

Xiao Hei also spoke.

"What, why?"

The county magistrate of Qingyang said curiously.

"yes, I can't figure out why!"

King Kong God of War said.

Qingyang County Magistrate: I'm TM!

I'm not on the same channel as you, are I?!

Bu Zhi sighed and said, "Do you know why?"

The crowd looked at him.

Bu Zhi said: "I'm just waiting for your answer." ”

"Cut!"

The crowd rolled their eyes.

The county magistrate of Qingyang said: "What are you doing here?"

Xiao Hei said: "I was thinking, 1 plus 1 is equal to what. ”

Qingyang County Magistrate: "???"

The county magistrate of Qingyang said: "Isn't one plus one equal to two?"

"No, no, no, you're wrong. ”

The calm celestial said: "We are counting one plus one, under what circumstances does it not equal two!"

The county magistrate of Qingyang said in confusion: "What are you doing with this?"

"Today, the Emperor of Heaven is married, but there is no fluctuation in our hearts. ”

Xiao Hei said: "The Emperor of Heaven empty gloves white wolf, no, empty gloves crocodile, not right, empty gloves dragon crocodile, not right, in short, Lord Emperor of Heaven empty gloves woman, don't spend a penny." We were depressed. ”

"So we're thinking about life, thinking about philosophy. ”

"One plus one doesn't equal two in the above case!"

The head of Qingyang County twitched, today Lord Tianqi got married, and you are thinking about philosophy here!

How boring you are!

"I see! One plus one doesn't equal two in the wrong case!"

The King Kong God of War looked suddenly enlightened.

Qingyang County Magistrate: "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

"Three plus three doesn't equal three in the wrong case!"

The calm celestial man said: "How much is one plus one equal to two? No, no, definitely not." The answer is definitely not that simple !"

"One plus one is not equal to two in the wrong case, and it is not equal to three in the right case." ”

"That is to say, it is not equal to two nor equal to three, it is very likely to be in the middle of this,"

“2.5？”

Xiao Hei pondered.

The corners of the county magistrate's mouth twitched, I haven't seen him for a day, why have these people become fools?

Bu Zhi's eyes lit up and said, "I know how much one plus one is!"

"What is it?"

All eyes were on him.

"It's equal to infinite non-circulation. ”

Everyone: "???"

"Do you think, when you have one wife, it's 1, and when you have two wives, it's 2, so if you calculate, when you have a thousand wives, isn't it equal to 1,000?

Step knows the complacent way.

Others are lost in thought.

"Humph!"

At this time, Bu Mingxiao sneered and said, "It's really a bunch of young people, and they don't even know how much one plus one equals." ”

The crowd looked at him, "You know?"

Bu Zhi was unconvinced: "Gan Master, you can tell me about it, one plus one equals how many." ”

Bu Ming said lightly: "It's equal to 100!"

Everyone: "???"

Bu Ming chatted: "

Solution: Let the first 1 be a chopstick and the second 1 be a hole. ”

"One chopstick and one hole, that's 10. ”

"However, adhering to the basics, the logic of the masses, the basic operation of one plus one equals two. ”

"So, one hole has to be added to one more hole, that is, there are two holes. ”

Then 1 plus 1 equals 100. ”

"Got it?"

The crowd fell into deep thought.