"Smack!" the thick ribbed leather whip of the water serpent soaked in salt water, slammed past the faces of the people, and whipped on the deck with a violent sound.

"After dipping in salt water, and then pumping to separate the flesh and bones, the stew is crispy and soft, and the taste is excellent!" An old dragon clock, a strange monster with a narrow face full of green skin folds, looked at everyone greedily, rolled out his long forked tongue, licked around his hairy mouth, and "ticked" to the ground.

"It's not good, the stew is too old! It's still shaved, and it's more slippery to steam it white and tender. "Steamed and steamed, brushed with sauce, grilled and eaten to be crispy!" "You guys are young and don't know anything. Fresh meat pays attention to the original word 'fresh', cut directly into thin slices, and eat raw with bloody juice, that fresh and sweet and smooth, don't mention it!"

Kong Jiuyan's hairs stood on end when he heard this, and he hurriedly transmitted the voice to Kong Junzi: "Listen to what they mean, it seems that they are planning to eat us?"

"It's eating you, not me. The purple bamboo folding fan was inserted crookedly behind his collar, and the two eyeballs appeared and turned around disdainfully, "This is an old trick of the bamboo forest amusement street, in fact, it is a way to give you benefits." The more you suffer, the more you can reap the benefits. Don't you hear that 'only when you suffer hardship can you become a superior person?'"

Kong Jiuyan nodded suddenly, Xie Xuan on the side was impatient, and shouted with a big grin: "You spirits, don't talk nonsense, whether it's frying and cooking, leather whips and candles, Ben Shao is all about it! Hurry, hurry! Come quickly, snort Ben Shao is not a man!"

The folding fan shook slightly, and Kong Junzi snorted coldly: "Xie Xuan, this kid is too cunning, it's clear that he is grabbing benefits from you! The so-called Great Dao Competition, this kind of opportunity must be grabbed! You kid also put a few beautiful words, anyway, bragging doesn't want silver." ”

Kong Jiuyan was a little embarrassed: "The family motto of the ancestors, the gentleman has nothing to fight, and he must be courteous and humble......"

"I'm sorry!" Mr. Kong chirped, "You stupid boy, do you want to make people underestimate the prestige of the Kong family? It doesn't matter if you lose face, how can you lose the face of your family? You can't be so selfish!"

It makes sense. Kong Jiuyan hesitated, coughed a few times, and said with a twisted expression: "If the heavens want to descend on the people, they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies." Brothers and sisters of the spirits, please come and eat, and the little life is sweet. ”

"Jiuyan, let's let Ben Shao come first! Spirits, don't you do it yet?"

"Brother Xie Xuan, why don't you try it first?" Everyone, please prepare pots and pans, stove firewood, ......."

The spirits looked at each other, could these two humans have lost their minds and rushed to be eaten? Strange, there must be something weird! The red-haired monkey spirit stared at Xie Xuan and the two of them scrambling, scratched the cockscomb head, and suddenly became suspicious in his heart.

The spirits hulled around, whispering, speculating, and their colorful eyes flashing with a scorching glow of cunning, sinister, or wisdom.

"With the rich experience of eleven months and twenty-five days in the three hundred and sixty-ninth years of decay, there must be fraud in it! There must be fraud!" The green-skinned old monster narrowed his eyes and shook his head, his eyes revealing an insight into the world.

The spirits nodded secretly, each with a thoughtful expression.

"This must be a trap! It's a vicious trap! The Terrans like to do this!" said a fat-headed, big-eared black fish spirit, "I've been fooled!" he pointed to a scar on his chin with tears in his eyes, "A long, long time ago, I swallowed a delicious earthworm in the river, and you see, I was caught by a hook and broke my face!"

"It's a pity, our beautiful man. The spirits sighed in unison.

"The words of the Terrans have always been untrustworthy. A donkey spirit lowered his head, wiped his moist eyes, and said astringently, "I think back then, when I was in my prime, there was a beautiful human man who kept saying that he wanted to marry me, saying that race is not a problem, gender is not distance......"

A stone monster on the side wondered, "But you're a donkey." ”

"That's why I believe that this is true love!" the donkey spirit clamped his legs, covered his crotch and wept, "but who would have thought that he was going to cut my donkey whip and cure the disease!"

"The Terrans are really scheming and ruthless!" the spirits were indignant and scolded.

"Is it really tempting us to take the bait?" the red-haired monkey spirit racked his brains for a while, and hesitated, "It's better to scare them first, test the truth and reason, and then make a calculation." ”

"Brilliant plan, brilliant plan!" the spirits chimed in.

The red-haired monkey spirit then ordered: "Lianxin monster, you can sense human emotions, I'll see you later!"

A little monster shaped like a spider with thirteen eyes on his face proudly waved his thin legs: "I'll do something, don't worry!"

It didn't take long for a huge four-legged copper ancient square tripod to be carried out, filled with extremely wild ice spring water, a stove with rainbow mud set up below, and dry firewood from snowflake wood, lit with a scorching incense fire, boiled and boiled, and the strange fragrance drifted around.

Sure enough, it's a blessing rather than a curse. Kong Jiuyan took a deep breath of mellow fireworks, and suddenly felt refreshed. Ding, water, fire, and firewood are all treasures in the world, and most of them are used for cutting hair and washing marrow.

"I heard that the meat of the human race is the most fragrant, you can taste it this time, haha!" The leather whip of the red-haired monkey spirit pointed at everyone and roared fiercely, "How many of you, who will go to the pot first?"

The thirteen eyeballs of the Monster trembled suddenly, shooting out long and crystalline pink spider silk, sticking to everyone.

Kong Jiuyan said with a straight face: "I don't dare to ask for it." ”

Xie Xuan pursed his lips: "You guys are too cold, aren't you?"

"Do you want seasoning?" the green-skinned old monster was stunned for a moment.

"Hurry up and serve the ingredients! We're in a hurry, the monk is busy. Xie Xuan looked impatient, of course it takes strange flowers and plants to cut the hair and wash the marrow, these spirits are procrastinating, how can they have the previous Cyclops?

The red-haired monkey spirit's eyes flashed, and he suddenly screamed: "Okay! Then stew you first!" He grabbed Xie Xuan's robe collar with his hand, and made a gesture to throw it into the Gu Ding, observing the change in Xie Xuan's expression from the corner of his eyes.

"This ...... Brother Monkey Spirit, how about I enter the pot first?" Kong Jiuyan blushed and said hesitantly, "This...... I have less meat, and I'm more tender, so I stew faster. ”

"This little meat is firm and chewy, and the more you stew, the more fragrant it is!" Xie Xuan grabbed the conversation, cutting hair and washing the pith is naturally the first pot with the best effect, and the later ones can only bubble the dregs of medicinal herbs.

"Flesh that is too hard will break your teeth. ”

"There's too little meat to fill your teeth!"

"I'm more slippery. ”

"I'm fuller!"

A dry spirit looked at Xie Xuan, and then at Kong Jiuyan, hula and then formed a group, and turned their heads and ears.

"It must be a trap!" "No doubt about the trap!" "Despicable humans are playing with barbs!"

Lian Xin retracted the spider silk strangely, and the thirteen eyes looked around at his companions, and his expression was cold and proud: "There is no fear in their hearts, and they do not lie. They really want to be eaten by us!"

The spirits were in an uproar, and the red-haired monkey spirit gasped: "Sure enough, it's a conspiracy of the human race!" He turned his eyes wildly and fell on Meng Mengda, a charming female monkey spirit?

The red-haired monkey spirit roared angrily, flicked its leather whip, and the jellyfish tentacles that bound everyone retracted and retracted to the bottom of the boat.

"Humans are not welcome here, you get off the boat! immediately!" the red-haired monkey spirit decisively ordered, causing a round of applause from the spirits. The green-skinned old monster nodded secretly, this is not tempted, keep his heart, and the future is promising.

Everyone was confused, and Kong Jiuyan said strangely: "Why did you change your hexagram halfway and stop eating us?"

"No," the spirits said in unison.

"What are you kidding?" Xie Xuan frowned, "You must eat!

"No, we resolutely don't eat!" the spirits shook their heads in unison.

"Ben Shao's clothes are almost off!"

"It's useless if you take off your pants, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it!"

Xie Xuan glared dissatisfied: "You guys are playing us?"

"Who the hell is playing whom?" The spirits all showed disdain in their eyes, forcing us to fall into the trap, are we stupid?