Without waiting for Jiang Ping's reaction, Wu Xiaoyun had already started the barbecue business by himself, and his movements were skilled, and he looked like a veteran.

Well, she can even conjure up meat skewers.

"Give!"

Wu Xiaoyun grilled a handful and gave Jiang Ping a small meat skewer.

Jiang Ping took it, and then said in a daze:

"Can you change anything here?"

Wu Xiaoyun shrugged his nose angrily, took a big bite of barbecue and said:

"Of course, as long as I've been in contact with it, I can conjure it up, this is my world, I have the final say. ”

"Then why don't you just conjure the barbecue and go through the trouble of cooking it?"

Wu Xiaoyun: "......"

Jiang Ping: "......"

"Jiang Xiaochu, I hate you a little. ”

Wu Xiaoyun looked at the barbecue in his hand, and after all, he was not willing to throw it on Jiang Ping's face, but ate it all in one go.

Jiang Ping smiled and hurriedly lowered his head to eat the skewers.

It tasted exactly the same as what he had eaten before.

Long.

Jiang Ping was about to take out a flower from the stick, and Wu Xiaoyun said a little angrily:

"Jiang Xiaochu, I have something serious to do when I came to you, you give me a good listen. ”

"Uh-huh, I'm listening. ”

Jiang Ping hurriedly nodded, with a good student style of looking at the nose and the heart with his eyes.

At this time, don't mention who was roasting meat with an excited face just now, and it was easy to be beaten.

Seeing Jiang Ping so acquainted, Wu Xiaoyun said:

"You should have guessed my identity?"

Jiang Ping originally wanted to pretend to be stupid.

But seeing Wu Xiaoyun's expression, he knew that he dared to pretend to be stupid, and she dared to really beat him stupid.

So he nodded decisively: "The old man Tianzun is in front, how dare I be presumptuous." ”

Wu Xiaoyun said angrily: "I think you are too presumptuous, if you meet another me, you just wait for your spiritual thoughts to be annihilated." ”

"Yes, my aunt and grandmother are kind-hearted, spare my life, and I will repay me. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Ping's heart was relieved.

It turned out to be just a thought on his mind, and he thought his soul was being pulled in.

So what else is he afraid of?

Wu Xiaoyun immediately stretched out his finger and said to Jiang Ping:

"Then pull the hook!"

Jiang Ping was about to stretch out his finger, but saw Wu Xiaoyun take his hand back again, and said with a resentful look:

"You told me before that you wanted to come to Tianzun Palace to find me, but in the end you didn't come at all, you are a deceitful puppy. ”

Jiang Ping touched his head and sneered: "Wangwang." ”

Wu Xiaoyun's originally tense little face instantly broke the gong, and became crying and laughing:

"It's worthy of the Jiang Xiaochu I know, and it's still so shameless. ”

Jiang Ping arched his hand, his expression was self-contained, indicating that he had praised it.

"Okay, okay, this time it's really serious. ”

Wu Xiaoyun's expression became extremely serious, and even Jiang Ping was a little nervous:

"Since you can come in here, the four servants should have found you, right?"

Jiang Ping nodded: "Hmm." ”

Wu Xiaoyun suddenly squeezed his eyes and teased:

"How about the daughter-in-law I chose for you?"

Jiang Ping nodded conditionally: "It's good, it's pretty and smooth, huh?"

He looked at Wu Xiaoyun and was speechless: "What about the serious things you said?"

Wu Xiaoyun said thoughtfully: "This is a first-class serious matter, they don't serve as your daughter-in-law, how can you do things for me."

I told them that you are their future father-in-law, and you don't have to change it.

The marriage contract is all made. ”

"Marriage contract? Who gave me the marriage contract, did you ask me?"

"I ordered it, I only wanted to give you two, but when I thought that the four of them had never been separated since they were children, I had to give them all to you.

I know you like this genre the most, I'll give you four at once!"

Wu Xiaoyun looked like you hurriedly came to praise me, which made Jiang Ping can't help but have a hint of delusion.

It seems that the Wu Xiaoyun in front of him is still the snack guy who chased him all over the yard to cook, not the high-minded and mysterious Lord Tianzun.

"Huh. ”

Jiang Ping chuckled, and his voice suddenly became more magnetic:

"My unmasked mother told me a word, pie will not fall from the sky, if it does, there must be poison hidden in it, and if you eat it, you will be gone.

If it was Wu Xiaoyun in the past, I could think that she might do something ridiculous for my meal.

But now you are Lord Tianzun, so you don't have to pretend, after all, I'm quite tired from acting with you. ”

So all of Wu Xiaoyun's laughter froze on his face at once, and then all of them converged, and there was a hint of coldness on his face:

"She's right, you're really good. ”

Although his physical appearance has not changed, the petite Wu Xiaoyun at this moment has given Jiang Ping the height of a giant, full of a sense of oppression.

He smiled bitterly: "That's because I know how to advance and retreat, there are some things that I shouldn't take, and I won't do it." ”

Tianzun nodded slightly: "She said the same thing, she said that although you usually look shameless and lewd, and you are very horny, you can peek at her if you have nothing to do, but you have a very low limit in doing things, so I chose you." ”

Jiang Ping: "......"

I'll just think you're praising me.

"What did you choose me for?"

"Be the ...... Emperor"

Hearing this, Jiang Ping's heart and liver jumped a little, and he felt that his face turned red, so he listened to Tianzun continue:

"You have no hope, and I don't want to provoke those old guys, but the world is about to be in chaos, and if you enter the world to fight for the dragon, you have this qualification. ”

Jiang Ping didn't know that this was the first time he was speechless today.

After a long pause, he pointed to himself and said:

"Lord Tianzun, take a closer look, what do you see on my face?"

Tianzun shook his head.

Jiang Ping immediately said loudly and seriously: "Here there is a waste written on the left, a lazy one written on the right, and a cowardly character engraved in the middle."

I don't know how He De can be valued by your old man, but I really can't afford this big responsibility.

If you really think I can do it, you might as well kill me now. ”

Anyway, losing this slightest thought, at most dizzy and unenergetic, and finally languishing for ten days and a half months, it is a big deal to ask him for half a small life.