Chapter 285: Be Prepared
Bai Xiao did not question the other party's conclusion.
Although this ring-bearer's actual combat ability was not the top among the Demon Dao masters, Bai Xiao always felt that he could fight her back and forth now...... But the vision of the master is not comparable to that of the student.
Since Ying Shuangxue has concluded that Lao Zheng will die soon, most of the problems are really serious.
“...... The solution?"
Nuno said: "If you break up with him, the problem will be solved." ”
Bai Xiao glanced at Nuo Nuo and decided to block this person temporarily.
Ying Shuangxue sighed and said, "Although the black maid's words are not good, the truth is probably not wrong. I have investigated Zheng Liming's information in the Brilliant Valley, although his lifestyle is highly unhealthy, but after all, he is also a demon master, his physical body has been strengthened, and he can still afford to toss, and after years of living habits, his body has also formed a certain resistance, that is, immunity...... Even if he is left alone and let him get fatter and fatter, at most he will live for one or two decades, compared to his life expectancy, one or two decades...... Nor is it intolerable. But he just tossed so much, and the loss was too great!"
Bai Xiao frowned, realizing that the problem might indeed be his own.
Zheng Liming's use of the power of the ancients was so costly...... No wonder he seemed in a hurry when he left.
But why?
Bai Xiao was not surprised that there was a price to be paid for using the power of the ancients, but he was surprised that the price was so heavy.
Zheng Liming should be very aware of the burden he has to bear, but he still spares no effort when training, so that the whole person is like a withered body, what is he trying to do?
This question also made Ying Shuangxue feel puzzling.
"Speaking of which, I have always felt strange, Zheng Liming was such a good person, why did he give up on himself and stop being a man? Do you feel that human beings have limits? I have carefully checked his information in Brilliant Valley, and it should be said that his growth history is still relatively smooth, but suddenly one day he gave up his human form as if he had a great understanding, and his weight swelled more than twice in just half a year, and then increased sharply every year...... The situation back then was somewhat similar to what it is now, so I suspect that he has a tendency to self-destruct. ”
"So I think maybe he could be tied to the bed and force-fed, but he was actually a little happier...... If you hadn't been in the way, maybe he would have put on a generous and righteous face in his heart!"
Bai Xiao thought about it carefully, and he really couldn't completely deny this possibility. After all, a demon master who is willing to turn from a handsome young man into a fat spokesperson can't be understood with common sense, and it is very likely that he has any eccentric fetishes.
And Bai Xiao has not had much contact with Zheng Liming, and he is not too familiar, so his temperament can only be inferred from his recent performance...... Then Bai Xiao's conclusion is that it makes sense that Zheng Liming has a masochistic fetish.
"Bullshit!"
While several people were discussing, Zheng Liming's greasy roar suddenly came from the room.
Nuo Nuo glared at Bai Xiao with a reproachful face: "Let you kick the door, is the gossip being heard now?"
Ying Shuangxue sighed: "I forgot to 'close the door', we are also concerned about it." ”
Considering that these two people have just been forcibly swept away and force-fed, and Zheng Liming has been harmed mentally and physically respectively, this concern is really a new way to interpret the four words!
While speaking, Zheng Liming had already staggered out.
As soon as they went out, Ying Shuangxue and Nuo Nuo were obviously breathless, and the black maid trembled even more, as if she had witnessed the destruction of her ideals.
"Won't you...... That's an exaggeration!"
Ying Shuangxue also straightened her eyes, looked at Zheng Liming, who had swelled back to the level of 30 years old, swallowed, and said, "This is simply a miracle of human body......"
"Don't be a miracle! we've all wasted our efforts!" Nuno said in despair, almost crying, "Although the inevitable outcome of losing weight is to rebound, but this is too fast!"
Ying Shuangxue said: "Maybe this is his consciousness as a fat man, he has completely transformed himself into the shape of a fat man! Perhaps, we should learn to accept his consciousness......
Nuno was horrified: "You are crazy, fat and thin, but it's not the same when you turn off the light!"
"You guys are enough!" Zheng Liming roared angrily, "I don't need your self-inflicted kindness, let me go!"
As he spoke, the space in front of the entire house shook slightly.
This is a symbol of the complete wrath of the master of the space-time domain, similar to drawing a sword out of its sheath, just waiting to drink blood.
The two women who were kind enough to meet Zheng Liming's masochistic requirements had finally seen the world, and knew that they would really have a big fight if they didn't leave, so they hesitated for a while, and finally quit.
There is no need to force Lao Zheng to death at the door of his home.
"However, Master Zheng Liming, we will come back again!"
"Don't come back!" Zheng Liming flicked his wrist angrily and knocked out a ripple of space-time shock, but it was easily swallowed up by Nuno in a shadow.
Zheng Liming is still too weak after all, he is only 30 years old, and his strength is still at 30 years old, that golden realm is a great achievement, and he is still in a confused period of master realm.
But after all, he sent away two big troubles, Zheng Liming's expression relaxed significantly, and then he looked at Bai Xiao and said, "There are a lot of problems?" Okay, I can't sleep this night anyway, let's have supper, I'll tell you about it." ”
For this kind of strange man who was just on the verge of life and death and immediately thought of supper, Bai Xiao could only say convincingly: "Okay, I'm indeed hungry." ”
Zheng Liming took Bai Xiao back to the house, and pointed to the door, the door that had been ravaged by Lan Lan and Bai Xiao respectively, returned to its original position as if time and space had been reversed. Then he reached out to the kitchen...... only to find that many high-oil and high-sugar ingredients that should have been resurrected from the dead have not returned.
Zheng Liming gritted his teeth: "That damn black maid actually played root devouring for me...... Come with her!"
With that, he walked back to the storage room in the back room.
Of course, the mountains of sugar, oil, meat, and other things that used to be piled up have been replaced by vegetables, coarse grains, fish, and chicken breast.
Zheng Liming didn't look at these foods that symbolized health, and as soon as he raised his hand, he lifted them all out, revealing a smooth floor that had been carefully cared for.
Seeing that the oil stain that had once been stained was gone, Zheng Liming let out a sigh of the death of his comrade-in-arms, and then leaned down and dropped a drop of grease containing ultra-high concentration of magic energy.
Suddenly, the floor seemed to melt as if snow, and in the sound of boiling, a deep passage was revealed below.
"Hah, sure enough, this place has not been found. Zheng Liming showed a hint of a smile, and then hooked his fingers, and in the deep passage, a few oiled paper bags slowly flew out.
When I opened the package, I saw dozens of chicken thighs neatly stacked inside, all of which were in a state of "time and space freezing", and the crispy and hot when they came out of the pot were still retained!
Bai Xiao couldn't understand this kind of behavior of digging holes in his underground to store grain!
Zheng Liming explained: "Qualified demon Taoists, you must learn to be prepared, don't you think this spare supper will solve the problem?"
Bai Xiao struggled for a moment, nodded, came to one, and asked a question casually: "No dipping sauce?"
Zheng Liming sneered: "What dipping sauce do you want for fried chicken!
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Zheng Liming, a diehard member of the original flavor, quickly ate three packs of fried chicken and restored his body shape to the age of 32.
When he came out of the storage room, he already needed to use the magic power of the space-time domain to avoid destroying the door frame.
After returning to the living room, Zheng Liming sighed again, his favorite flagship cushion...... Although it was still left in the living room, it was cleaned by the maid, and it was also embellished with a rich flower perfume, and there was no oil stain left.
Looking at the unrecognizable cushion, Zheng Liming said: "I kind of understand how you felt when you watched your girlfriend lose her memory. ”
Bai Xiao also looked at the fresh cushion and couldn't say a word for a long time.
"It's really remarkable that you kid was able to shake his spirits and start all over again when he faced the situation of things and people...... I'll learn from you, and start all over again. ”
As he spoke, Zheng Liming lay down on his back and groaned as he pressed the cushion with incredible weight.
"Then, let's get down to business and talk about me...... As you can see, I do have a tendency to seek death. Zheng Liming patted his fat belly self-deprecatingly, "Of course I know the fate of overeating, even if I have the supernatural powers of the biochemical domain, I can't stand the wear and tear over the years, but this is my way of survival." Otherwise, I would not have been able to restrain myself from pursuing immortality. ”