Chapter 358: Rabbit
In absurd stories, rational people never end well.
Lu Xun looked at the hellish apocalyptic battlefield around him, and Bai Xiao's invitation to break through the shackles of the camp echoed in his ears...... I can't convince myself that I agree with the rationality of this virtual world.
Although I am a little sorry for those teachers who have Buddha's light on their heads, it is obvious that this plot is about to become a comedy.
And since it is a comedy drama, generally speaking, people who seriously calculate the pros and cons and weigh the pros and cons often become harlequins. Lu Xun has lived for 17 years, and no matter how good his mentality is, he doesn't want to play a clown in front of everyone, so he ......
He took a deep breath, countless calculations and trade-offs shattered in his mind, and finally, with his intuition, he smiled and said, "That's right, friends should help each other, then take me to see yours...... No, I guess it's my city. ”
As soon as the words fell, Lu Xun suddenly felt a strong throbbing in his heart, as if he had resonated with some indescribable things in this vast virtual world, and this resonance was like a blazing flame that could ignite the blood in the human body.
Countless fragmentary images flashed in front of Lu Xun's eyes, most of them blurred, but they could vaguely see hundreds of thousands, or even millions, of people from all over the Western Continent gathered on a scarlet land, building their own homes brick by brick.
The process was accompanied by countless difficulties and obstacles, but with the concerted efforts of everyone, a city that was beginning to take shape was finally built on the red soil, and at that moment, the entire Western Continent seemed to be boiling.
The flickering of the picture lasted for a short time, and Lu Xun only felt that in an instant, the illusion in his mind disappeared without a trace, but he clearly realized that some memories in his body that had been inherited for more than a thousand years had awakened...... And these memories are precious to any descendant of the Lu family.
This is especially true for Lu Xun.
So much so that the smile on his face almost couldn't help but bloom.
Lu Bieli, you like to call yourself the descendant of the overlord and the successor of Lu Hao the most in your life, but have you ever resonated with the memory of your ancestors?
It's just that I, the incompetent heir who is not in your eyes, have the treasure you have always dreamed of...... I really want to see your expression at this point.
Although this is just a crooked attack, Lu Xun's decision to accept Bai Xiao's invitation to help him build a city on flat ground at that moment did resonate with Lu Hao.
Obviously, for the overlord of the Western Continent, the decision to make the capital of Red Mountain was not out of complicated considerations, but a very simple overlord's intuition.
The personalities of Lu Xun and Lu Hao are undoubtedly very different, even if they are also judged based on intuition, but there will be countless differences in thinking and details, but Lu Xun has resonated with the blood of the ancestors because of this, which is really a bit of a joke, but life is like this, and luck is also a part of life.
So I really want to thank Bai Xiao for the invitation...... So, after the test, invite him to your home to play.
Hehe, when the time comes, you have to prepare flavored food that can satisfy Bai Xiao's appetite.
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"It's disgusting, that smile!"
In the air, the old woman in the middle of purgatory squeezed the folds of her face into a chrysanthemum-like shape, and made a sound of disapproval.
"It's like a fox spirit who has stolen food! Qingyue, you get out of the way, I'll kill him first!"
On the other side, Qing Yue, whose hands turned blood-red and each controlled a realm of virtual reality, gasped a little hurriedly, jokingly: "This is afraid?"
"Jokes, you're not afraid, what am I afraid of? It's just a matter of cleaning up the insects that can't be seen...... By the way, you're all panting like this, just admit defeat and beg for mercy a little briskly, for Xiaobai's sake, I will give you a good time. ”
Qing Yue smiled: "In this virtual world, even if you kill me once, what can it mean? I have been fighting with you until now, and the battle points have already been brushed to the full value, even if I commit suicide immediately, the final settlement score can be at the top of the grade...... It's you, although it seems that nothing happened, but forcibly playing the role of a demon Taoist as a witch Zhu, the toys given to you by Her Royal Highness the eldest princess should be almost at the limit, right?"
The chrysanthemum texture on the old woman's face suddenly doubled: "You are still as unlikable as ever!"
Qingyue smiled heartily: "You are as cute as ever, in fact, I have always liked ...... over the years"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense! Today I'll let the male fox go for the time being, and I'll kill you first!"
The next moment, in the middle of the White Night City, the earth seemed to be given life, and a majestic mountain rose from the ground, the top of the mountain took on an incandescent color, and the magma brewing in the depths of the earth erupted, dyeing the sky red.
Qingyue flickered rapidly in midair, dodging the lava like a light bird, and the old woman on the other side didn't mind letting the lava stain her body, but each piece of red-hot lava would only merge into her body, making her rickety body stronger.
The battle is still raging.
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In the nascent testing ground, the battle situation has become more and more bizarre.
Bai Xiao successfully abducted the undoubted number two person in Qingyue's camp, and asked him to run to Baiyuan to be the acting city lord and retake the path of the ancestors.
Qing Yue is still fighting to the death with the mysterious old woman, and because the battle process is extremely amazing, her battle score has been brushed to an unbelievable state, standing in Qing Yue's personal position, even if White Night City is completely sunk into the abyss, it can no longer become the capital, and establish a magic academy, Qing Yue herself can accumulate enough points to rank at the top of the grade...... What's more, the reinforcements from Serpentine Pass are coming at the fastest speed, and the strategic situation is also very good for her, the only problem is that the White Night City in history that is still brilliant after the war has been completely finished.
At this time, even the most senior script writer has given up control of the entire virtual world at this time, desperately grabbing handfuls of fallen hair, letting out nervous smirks, and looking to be completely reduced to a broken flesh human form.
The rest of the backstage staff also explained the intricacies of the situation in their own ways.
More than 80% of the first batch of workers have been eliminated, most of them were carried out on stretchers by volunteers, and the substitutes who rushed up have also begun to show a lot of attrition.
The backstage of this nascent testing ground is like an efficient meat grinder, churning one enthusiastic staff member after another into tattered dolls and spitting them out.
But even so, the Red Mountain Academy still mobilized batch after batch of personnel, rushing into the meat grinder without hesitation, trying to stop the beast-like gears from rolling with flesh and blood.
There is no other reason.
It's really that the bounty offered by Red Mountain Academy is too high......
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When batches of college tutors and volunteers outside the hospital did not hesitate, on the ground, in Hongshan College, there were also a group of people who were bored.
In front of the main entrance of the golden academy, two young instructors in pale blue robes each posed in a languid posture, one leaning against the door wall, and the other languishing long.
"It's boring......"
"yes, I really want to see it live. ”
"Well, I want to go and see it too, it is said that the backstage is particularly miserable, and Senior Sister Chen has vomited four or five times......"
"Senior Sister Chen Ming, wow, I want to go too, I don't know what that serious senior sister looks like when she vomits......"
"You're too twisted, aren't you?"
"It's better than being a wax figure here, really, how could you be so unlucky to draw the lottery that stood guard in place. ”
"Luck is also a part of life, just as a rare welfare vacation, you can get a part of the overtime pay, and there is nothing important, it is better than those seniors who are tired and vomiting blood. ”
"That's ...... too"
Before the words fell, the two blue-clothed tutors couldn't help but stumble and almost fell to the ground.
The earth is shaking.
Although it was only for a moment, the obvious shock wave still shook the human body unsteadily, and a palpitating rumble was heard from the depths of the earth.
"What, what's wrong?!"
"No, it's an accident at this time?!"
The two blue-clothed tutors were stunned for a moment, and after glancing at each other, the lazy look on their faces was swept away.
According to the duty manual, the two of them each unfolded the Book of Mystery and issued an emergency alarm to their immediate superiors.
And the feedback from the boss made them a little confused.
"Got it...... Don't worry, just keep standing your feet. ”
The two mentors, who had just joined the academy and didn't know anything about many things, had no choice but to close the book of confusion with doubts and continue to poke in front of the golden gate as humanoid ornaments.
In their minds, however, the confusion grew more and more accumulated.
What's going on?
And in the academy's duty room, the senior Jin Sui tutor who was in charge of temporary security also sighed helplessly.
"What's crazy about that rabbit who likes to burrow, and she can't wait to turn into rabbit soup as soon as she gets out of the cage!?tell her that if she goes crazy again, we're going to put the original poem!"
Behind him, a young female tutor couldn't help but cover her mouth: "Captain, you are too cruel, that little guy will really be made into rabbit meat soup!"
"Of course, it's a joke, just because of us stinky fish and rotten shrimp, how can we be qualified to support the original poem...... But with the rabbit's temperament, just hearing the name of the original poem, it should be a lot more honest, it is said that when I first came to the college, I was branded with a permanent psychological shadow by the original poem. ”
After a pause, the head of security half-closed his eyes, replacing his five senses with his magic senses, and feeling the changes in the surrounding environment.
"Well, it should be no problem, the earth has calmed down, we just need to ......"
Before the words fell, a new round of agitation passed from under his feet.
There is no need for a gatekeeper to issue a warning signal, what is happening underground in the Red Mountain Academy is already clear at a glance.
The woman who served as an assistant looked worried: "Captain, what should I do?"
“...... What else can I do, I can only take action myself, tsk, it's not a good idea to drill the rabbit hole at this time and be stationed in the academy. ”
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And in the underground part of the Red Mountain Academy, a delicate and slender rabbit is digging down at an alarming speed, destroying and melting one historic underground palace after another into soft mud.
Hongshan College has a long history of 1,800 years, and only part of it is presented on the surface, as early as when Lu Hao built the college, the college already had a huge underground complex. After countless generations of expansion and transformation, the underground part is actually so large that it is comparable to the shadow city of White Night City.
It's just that thanks to the management of Zhu Junshen, the current dean, most of the dungeon is in a semi-abandoned state due to lack of funds for maintenance.
But now, Red Mountain Academy no longer has to worry about the maintenance of the dungeon.
Because a rabbit like a wild boar has destroyed all the history and glory of the underground!
"No, it's not enough...... It's not deep enough, it has to be dodged deeper, a little deeper!"
"That thing is coming, they are coming, all of them are coming!"