Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Jade Wrench That Blows a Rainbow Fart

After the voice in her ears sounded, Yulansi's whole person was in a very confused state.

I couldn't help but start pondering.

Why is it that all the things you own that have given birth to intelligence are like this-

Odd.

People's wisdom is either cute.

Or boo.

And his own either doesn't care about people and refuses to communicate, or he is a eunuch with a strange tone.

Psychological shadows.

It cast a shadow on her heart.

I'm afraid I won't want this kind of sapient thing again.

"Senior sister, do you want to continue shopping?" Zhen Ning saw that Yulansi's face was slightly strange, thinking that there should be something wrong with this spiritual wisdom.

"Forget it, let's go back. Yulansi didn't care about the jade wrench, but she really didn't have the idea of going shopping.

She wanted to go back and figure out what the hell it was as soon as possible.

Zhen Ning also understood, although she was curious, she was very understanding and didn't ask too much.

went to pick up Xiaoxue and returned to Leihuan Peak, Zhen Ning left first without staying long.

This made Yulansi feel a little more good about Senior Brother Zhenning, and a little less defensive.

Maybe I thought too much about it before, after all, Senior Brother Immaculate takes care of himself very much, Senior Brother Zhenning will pay more attention to himself, and I think it's no different from Senior Brother Immaculate.

Thinking of this, I didn't think much about anything else.

Help Xiaoxue put the contents of the storage bag in the kitchen, turn around and prepare to go back to the room.

But when I think of the moon golden wheel in the room......

Hmm-

Since they all have wisdom, is it possible to communicate?

But she didn't know what was going on with the jade wrench now.

If it's not a good thing, wouldn't these two wise people get together and go to heaven?

ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツNo.

So simply went to the room next to the yard.

I pinched a dust removal technique and cleaned it up, and then I found a place to sit.

During this period, Jade Wrench Finger never spoke, nor did he act as a demon.

Yulansi was worried that she wouldn't be able to put this thing in the storage bag in front of Senior Brother Zhenning, which would cause her to be very embarrassed.

ー( ̄~ ̄)ξThat's right, there is already a psychological shadow.

So I kept it in my hand all the time.

Fortunately, this thing is cold and cold, and I didn't sweat it.

When you're done, you start asking, "Okay, what the hell are you?"

"The little one is the little gang, the master's most loyal slave, and it is also an honor to be the slave of the master, and the little one is willing to go up the sword mountain and down the fire for the master......" and a series of sycophants.

This rainbow fart made Magnolia a little suspicious of life.

I didn't expect that there is really a rainbow fart in this world that is so vulgar but extremely pleasant.

And, it's a wrench.

Which of the dumbest people does this point to reason?

ヾ(・ω・`。 )

But rainbow fart, that's good, hehe.

But—

"Stop. ”

But no matter how nice the rainbow fart is, you shouldn't listen to it too much.

What if it really floats.

"You spirits...... It's all like this?"

What is the fat thing about the golden wheel in that month? Can a spiritual creature have a variety of personalities?

As a result, hearing this, Jade Wrench suddenly sighed very anthropomorphically.

"Back to the master, this matter is a long story, the little one was originally a slave in the harem of the Sun Kingdom, no, I accidentally swallowed a jade wrench, and then that's it. ”

Magnolius: "......"

(°ー°〃) Finished?

No-

Is this called a long story?

Why is it too long to make a short story?

I love to listen to stories, and I have a lot of time, so it's okay to talk slowly.

Convex (艹)

"You mean, you swallowed the jade wrench and became the wisdom of the jade wrench?"

Why is this so unreliable? But in the realm of cultivating immortals, everything is possible.

"Back to the master, it doesn't count, the small one was choked to death by the jade wrench, and when he died, he saw a ball of light, and then that's it. ”

Magnolius: "......"

(¬з¬)σ

The rainbow fart just now is pretty good.

How can you get down to business?

Could it be that the eunuchs in this palace are a group of beings who only know how to blow rainbow farts?

Okay, this kind of unscientific thing, Yulansi doesn't know how it was formed, and it is estimated that only a big guy like the master can explain it.

Therefore, for the time being, I will not investigate how the eunuch became a spiritual wisdom.

"Then what's the use of you?"

Then this thing is not for her, so old-fashioned.

The size of this jade wrench is obviously more suitable for a man's hand.

"The little ones don't, no, I don't know. "The voice is a little weak.

Magnolius: ...... Is it really an ornament?

(=′ー`)

It's okay, I'm used to it.

Anyway, there is a moon gold wheel that seems to be very awesome, but it doesn't bother with itself.

Another jade wrench that can blow rainbow farts, but has no eggs, is quite harmonious.

╮(〉_〉)╭In short, it's useless.

"Then why do you want to recognize me as the master?" she was only a rookie in the third layer of the Qi refining period.

There is obviously a real person next to it.

Could it be—

What kind of protagonist aura does he have?

But if the protagonist's aura attracts this kind of thing, it's better not to.

This question, the jade wrench thought for a while before he said weakly: "The little one feels very kind when he looks at the master, and he feels that the master is very kind-hearted, virtuous and virtuous, and talent......ed."

As he spoke, he began to blow rainbow farts.

It seemed that seeing that Yulansi didn't let herself stop, the voice of Yulan's finger became smaller, and then she shut up.

Yulansi listened to these praises and did not float.

Instead, he lowered his head and pondered.

This guy didn't answer himself positively, could it be that he chose himself or because he was weak in cultivation?

"Are you recognizing the Lord because of my Thunder Spiritual Root attribute?" Yu Lansi asked directly, the only thing that could be valued by people on her body might be this Thunder Spiritual Root.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Jade Wrench was silent.

And then: "I heard that there is no one in ten thousand thunder spiritual roots, and the future is immeasurable, and I will definitely be able to become an immortal......"

That's what it means.

However, the jade wrench finger only felt the power of thunder and lightning on the other party's body when Yulansi was close, although it was weak, but the thunder and lightning already had the power of destruction.

Such an existence, as long as it does not die in the middle of the journey, will surely soar.

Now that they have all admitted it, there really is nothing more to say.

However, whether the moon golden wheel recognizes itself is also because of this reason.

In this way, Yulansi felt that she would not be able to contract any messy stuff in the future.

Although she doesn't have a golden finger, the thunder attribute does have a relatively promising growth prospect.

And it is one in ten thousand, and it is already her golden finger.

She felt that she might have the attributes to attract these messes, so she didn't want to make trouble for herself in the future.

I don't know if the contract can be canceled if something with wisdom can cancel the contract.

But—

"You're quite literate, one set at a time. This boastful idiom is also slippery.

"The little one was a talented girl with his master before, and those of us who were slaves wanted to please our masters, but we didn't have to learn more. ”

When Jade Wrench said this, he also felt that if he wanted to be called a master in the profession of a eunuch, it was not enough to know the current affairs and have the ability, and he had to be able to slap the horse.

It's just that I didn't expect to use things that could go to school when I was a human being, and I actually used them when I was a wrench.

"It's not easy to be a eunuch these days. ”

When Magnolia thought of her hard life as a programmer, she expressed sympathy.

Sure enough, it's hard in all walks of life.

"That's right......" Jade Wrench couldn't help but say that this hit her bitterness.

Magnolius: ...... not

Jade Wrench: ......

(* ̄rǒ ̄) Why did you sigh?