Chapter 29: Smart Toilets (Ask for Recommendations/Ask for Reviews)
Entering the bathroom of the Divine Domain, the vigilant expression on Lu Yan's face disappeared, and only this bathroom in the whole world gave him a sense of security.
Slumped on the Taishi's chair, his body still emitting white smoke, like a large humidifier, while the hapless demon hid under the dresser and shivered.
Everything was so harmonious and reassuring, and Lu Yan's mood had never been better.
"Being promoted from the eighth rank and completely eliminating the impact of the Li family's extinction is an unexpected joy. ”
Lu Yan's face was full of smiles, especially since he had discovered more about the promotion of ghosts and gods last night.
After Gong Cao sent the yellow watch that promoted him to the Yin Division, his divine position seemed to have been unsealed in some way, and countless mysterious forces poured into his body around him, forcibly raising his realm to the eighth rank.
It does not involve the incense he has accumulated, that is, Yin Si directly uses his power to raise his level.
"It seems that the legend of the god list is true, but the control of ghosts and gods like me is not strong, and they are only intercepted at the level, and if they want to be promoted, they must obtain the permission of the Yin Division. ”
This discovery was a little difficult for him to accept, which meant that the fate of the ghosts and gods was completely in the hands of Yin Si.
The ghosts and gods of the mortal world are unified by the Dongyue Emperor, and the emperor set up the seventy-two divisions of Dongyue to manage all the ghosts and gods in the mortal world, and all the ghosts and gods are selected, transferred, and promoted are controlled by the Dongyue Emperor.
According to his vague knowledge, as well as some legends in his previous life, Emperor Dongyue should also be subject to the list of gods, which can be described as layer by layer, and Shinto is a complete system.
"It's no wonder that the major sects and immortal Dao look down on the Divine Dao, it's not without reason, no matter how strong the strength is, they must be subject to the God List. ”
Lu Yan thought in his heart that if he wanted to be completely free, he had to get rid of the control of Shinto, and thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at his body, and his eyes became more and more hot.
Regardless of whether the rumors of his past life are believed or not, the physical body will be one of his hopes of breaking free from control.
I am more and more glad in my heart, mortals have a lifespan, his soul is sealed as a god, and his body will automatically rot, this is the rule of heaven and earth, and the bathroom comes from another world, and the rules are avoided in the dark and retained.
However, these are all things in the future, and Lu Yan still focuses on what can be improved at present.
Picked up the "Toilet God Notes" on the table, which was densely recorded with the standards of incense and divine power, as well as some extended research.
Although the god position can be processed automatically, there is no statistical and calculation function, and every time you view, you must use the god position to carefully calculate, which is not intuitive.
It is very inconvenient for him to be accustomed to all kinds of smart devices, so he intends to transform it and create an artifact that has never been seen before.
When Lu Yan came to the toilet, the toilet lid above flashed with red light, as if to show its superior pride.
That's right, it's a smart toilet.
Not only can it automatically flush after use, but it can also automatically spray water to clean the fart after solving gastrointestinal problems.
Of course, he didn't care about any of this, and it always felt weird to be a real man being swept around by a column of water on his ass.
What he wants is the electronic equipment in the smart toilet, since it can realize automatic flushing and playing music, there must be computing equipment (CPU) and storage equipment in it, and many things are very convenient with these two things.
It should be noted that the computer consists of two parts: hardware and software, of which the hardware mainly includes four parts: computing equipment, storage equipment, input equipment, and output equipment, and computing and storage are the core of the core.
Disassembling the electronic devices inside the smart toilet is not a complicated circuit board exposed.
The computing and storage devices used in the smart toilet are naturally not very powerful things, but he doesn't care, what he wants is a copy of the computing and storage module, as for the specific use, is there anything better than the god position?
Thinking of the god position, Lu Yan stopped his hand to disassemble the electronic equipment, this toilet is not simple, anything can be flushed away, in case the dismantling destroys the strange ability of the toilet, it will be worth the loss.
After thinking for a moment, a red light appeared on his hand, which merged with the circuit board, and the circuit board after fusing the divine power emitted a wonderful light, and the god position and the circuit board were inexplicably connected.
"Successed"
Lu Yan was pleasantly surprised, the divine power can provide support for combinators and memory, and constantly improve the computing and storage capabilities through divine power, which is not only energy, but also connects various components.
Using his will to control this Shinto version of the computer, which is much more advanced than those smart devices such as IoT in his previous life.
He couldn't help but think of the smart speaker he bought in his previous life, and many functions still had to be commanded by him, compared to his artifact version of the computer.
Phew, garbage!
After solving the problems of input, computing, storage, and energy, there is another key problem that has not been solved, and that is the output display.
There was no good way to project it directly into his mind for the time being, so he needed to find a replacement monitor temporarily.
He was stumped by this question, this was a world similar to the ancient Dao Manifestation World, where could he find a monitor.
Frowning as he paced through the bathroom, he was momentarily stunned when he looked up.
In front of him was the dresser, and in the middle of a huge mirror appeared a stunned and handsome face.
Lu Yan patted his head, and he forgot about this!
"Since it's an artifact computer, there is no fixed connection between storage and output display, and it can be transmitted through divine power, in terms of transmission efficiency, is there anything comparable to divine power?"
In his previous life, he had already developed to a wireless connection, and he was still thinking about finding a cable, and spells were omnipotent.
Reaching out and sliding forward, a divine power connected the toilet bowl to the dresser, and with a thought, the picture began to appear in the mirror.
It is the classic movie "Journey to the West" in his previous life, the familiar scene is intoxicating, the only deficiency is that there is no sound, although there is a sound in his memory, it cannot be projected.
He set his sights on the smart toilet, which can automatically play music when flushed, indicating that there are speakers inside.
The divine power automatically spread to the speakers, and the familiar sound finally came to mind.
"My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me, I guessed the beginning, but I can't guess the ending. ”
Familiar picture, familiar voice, Lu Yan's eyes couldn't help but moisten, I thought that there was no connection with the previous life, but I didn't expect to use this operation to reproduce the picture of the previous life.
In the past, when he saw people who hadn't returned home for a long time, he felt hypocritical when he burst into tears after returning to his hometown, but now he doesn't know where he can understand other people's feelings in that realm.
"Why are you so sad!"
Lu Yan said quietly, directly fast-forwarding the picture, but he was still upset and simply canceled the movie.
Then the expression on his face became serious, if he wasted so much effort just to watch TV, then he would be too boring!