Chapter 106: Picking up a mother-in-law for nothing

The giant eagle fell because of the sudden sharp pain, but after falling not far away, it stabilized its body and began to fly upward, hoping to shake off the fat man by swinging its body sharply.

The harder the eagle flung it, the tighter the fat man squeezed, and the giant eagle let out an angry and helpless scream.

Although the fat man's current situation is very dangerous, Yun Yi couldn't help but laugh at the thought of the fat man stubbornly picking at the giant eagle's sticky and slippery valley road in order to avoid falling.

The giant eagle rose very hard, and it was also very difficult, every time it shook its wings, it needed to endure indescribable pain, and before it flew far, Yun Yi heard the fat man start to scold, first scolding the giant eagle and his mother, and then even Yun Yi also scolded.

The reason why the fat man is so out of shape is that he is afraid of the second place, and more importantly, he is caught in the wrong position, the giant eagle is already incontinent, and the eyes are squirting shit, and the fat man hangs behind the giant eagle's buttocks, and the shit is all sprayed on his face.

Yun Yi urged the crane to chase the giant eagle at full speed, but he couldn't catch up, and the fat man saw that the distance between the crane and the giant eagle was getting farther and farther, so he panicked, and waved the bloody sword with his right hand, and slammed it towards the belly of the giant eagle.

The giant eagle let out a terrible scream, and its body fell sharply, and the blood mist that shot out in mid-air was quickly blown away by the strong wind.

Seeing this, Yun Yi hurriedly ordered the Immortal Crane to swoop down.

Although the giant eagle was wounded by the sword, the injury was not fatal, and in a moment it began to flutter its wings and climb towards the clouds, and the fat man followed the giant eagle up and down, so frightened that his soul flew away, and he screamed for his life.

Taking advantage of the giant eagle's inconvenience at this time, the crane swooped down to close the distance, and its claws reached out to lift the fat man's shoulders, and then rose upward. The giant eagle was dragged down by the fat man behind him, and suddenly felt his body light, and his wings vibrated sharply, and he soared upward.

"If you want to run, no way!"

Seeing that the giant eagle actually slanted up from the crane's side, Yun Yi immediately lifted his breath and got up, pinched the trick with his left hand, gathered his qi with his right palm, and slapped it towards the giant eagle's ribs with a palm wind like a stormy wave.

The giant eagle was hit by a five-thunder slap, and suddenly the feathers under his ribs flew wildly, and the flesh and blood were blown out of the boss, and his body slanted, and he fell straight down with a miserable scream.

Yun Yi was not spared, when the giant eagle leaned over, he was slapped down by the giant eagle's wings, and at this time he had deviated from the landing trajectory, and failed to land on the crane's back as expected, but fell sharply downward at the same time as the giant eagle.

At the critical moment, the fat man let out an exclamation, and the crane also screamed and changed the flight course to come to the rescue, but at this time it was already very close to the ground, and it was difficult for the crane to catch him.

The situation was critical, Yun Yi didn't think much about it, he unloaded the aura under his feet, and the aura went up out of the Lao Palace, wrapped up the wings of the giant eagle, and then pulled himself onto the giant eagle's body.

When he was about to fall to the ground, Yun Yi's qi rushed to the spring, buffering the fall, and the giant eagle was rushed to the ground by the aura emitted from his feet, making a deafening bang.

The crane that followed closely behind hurriedly spread its wings to cushion the fall, and at the same time released its claws and threw away the fat man, before landing steadily.

"I'm fucking it!" the fat man was thrown into the mud and turned over with a mouthful of muddy and dead leaves.

The demonic aura on the giant eagle's body has not yet dissipated, which indicates that it is still alive, but it has also been smashed, and it is already unconscious at this time, and blood overflows from the wounds on the abdomen and ribs, exuding a strong smell of blood.

The fat man's appearance at this time was very unsightly, the thin on his face couldn't dry for a while, he squatted down and grabbed a handful of rare earths and wiped two handfuls indiscriminately, walked up to the giant eagle with his sword, and slashed two swords at the giant eagle's head in a row.

"Almost, it's dead now. Just as the fat man was about to cut the third sword, Yun Yi stopped him with a loud voice, and hitting the same target three times with the blood sword would awaken the sword soul of Jairus, and he didn't want to make any more trouble.

"Damn!" the fat man walked aside with a wrinkled nose and continued to wipe the unwiped shit stains on his face.

Yun Yi glanced at the fat man, saw that his five fingers were stained with blood, and picked up a branch to pick up the feathers behind the giant eagle's tail, and saw that the flesh and blood at the entrance of the giant eagle valley were blurred, and the surrounding area was covered with blood and feces stains, and he couldn't help laughing.

"Laughing, laughing!" the fat man tilted his head and glared at him.

"I'm afraid you're even using the strength to breastfeed, come and see what this looks like. Yun Yi grinned.

"His grandmother's, this smell of stinks!" the fat man frowned and spat twice.

Yun Yi gloated and snickered when he saw this, he originally thought that the giant eagle just pulled the fat man in the face, but now it seems that things are not so simple, after all, the fat man was so frightened that he cried and called his mother, and his mouth was not less open.

The fat man wiped his and wiped his gray face, spitting and spitting so that his mouth was almost dry, and it wasn't over, and he squatted on the ground and picked his throat and retched.

Yun Yi turned his head to look at the crane, and saw that it cut open the belly of the giant eagle and took out the inner pill to swallow, so he beckoned the fat man: "Okay, okay, let's go." ”

"Where are you going?" the fat man didn't raise his head, but just shook the hawl on his fingers.

"Don't fucking pick at it, your hand is the one that just picked at its eyes. Yun Yi frowned and looked at the corpse of the giant eagle.

The fat man's eyes widened when he heard this, he turned his head to look at the giant eagle for a long time, and held back a sentence: "I'm ...... fucking day"

"Where do you live now, I'll go with you, you pack up, and we'll go back to Middle-earth." ”

"Go back?" the fat man was stunned, "Then what about my mother-in-law and child?"

"What?" Yun Yi was stunned when he heard this.

"I couldn't tell for a while. The fat man laughed.

"Lao Tzu is crazy to find you dog, you fucking married a wife here and had children?" Yun Yi glared at him with squinted eyes.

"I've been looking for you for a long time, but I haven't found you! I think you have a lot of ideas, and you can definitely find me. The fat man smiled shamelessly.

"Then let's go, and bring it back to Middle-earth. Yun Yi said.

The crane flapped its wings and rose into the air, the two jumped on the crane's back, the fat man pointed the way, and the crane flew straight to the northwest.

"Hey, how did you get involved with the Buhu Kingdom and the Molu Kingdom?" the fat man asked.

"It's not for you to be a dog, Lao Tzu promised to help the country fight the evil horse Taiguo, so that they can keep an eye on your whereabouts," Yun Yi waited for the fat man, and said angrily, "Who knew that I had been busy for so long, and you ran here to enjoy Qingfu." ”

The fat man laughed dryly: "Dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas." ”

Yun Yi glared at the fat man and slowed down his tone: "Son or daughter?"

"Daughter, daughter. The fat man smiled, "Others get married at the age of fifteen or sixteen, I am one year older than you, and I am twenty years old this year, so I have a daughter, which is too late." ”

The fat man's words are perfunctory, but what he said is also true, at this time, most families get married relatively early, except for the children of some large families who are a little later, and then the old bachelor who is too poor to marry a daughter-in-law is too late.

Although Yun Yi didn't count the fat man again, he frowned, Middle Earth must go back, whether the fat man will go back is still two words, after all, he is now a husband and a father, and with concern, it is not as good as before.

Seeing that he was silent for a long time, the fat man asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing. Yun Yi waved his hand, "Why are you going to help Yama Taiguo?"

"They promised us great benefits. ”

"You guys?" Yun Yi looked sideways, he was not interested in what benefits the Yamatai Kingdom had promised.

"We, O vassals. ”

"Who the fuck are you marrying?"

"The princess of the Bow Kingdom, what's wrong?"

Yun Yi was stunned when he heard this, he thought that the fat man was just marrying an ordinary widow woman, but he didn't expect that he was still a princess, and it was unlikely that the fat man would go back with him.

"What's wrong?" asked the fat man.

"It's okay, I'll take you to the ground. Yun Yi patted the fat man on the shoulder.

"What are you doing, we just met, why do you want to say goodbye to life and death. The fat man heard the sound and began to get anxious.

"Now that you have a home, you can't run around with me anymore. Yun Yi said, although his tone was very calm, but his heart was not calm.

"Fart, marry a beggar and marry a beggar, she has to listen to me, let's go back together." The fat man raised his voice.

"Tell me how you got married to a princess. Yun Yi waved his hand to interrupt the fat man's words.

The fat man told him in great detail about what happened after he came to the country, when he first arrived in the country, the fat man's situation was also very bad, in this unfamiliar overseas country, he was very flustered when he lost contact with Yun Yi, and the language barrier made him almost suffocated by words, and eating became a problem.

The fat man was hungry, and began to steal things, at first others didn't care, and there were many times when someone reported to the official, and the official arrested him a few times without catching it, and he was injured a lot, which alarmed the army of the vassal country, and the army sent people to arrest him, and the fat man hid in Tibet, but the hero couldn't stand the crowd, and he was still caught.

The fat man was thought to be arrested by the people to kill him, but he didn't think that people would give him a big girl, and he entered the cave room in a daze, knowing that he later learned the Japanese language and knew that it was the princess who entered the cave room with him, and this is the meaning of the king of the vassal country.

"How did you come to be Taishi?" Yun Yi asked again, the fat man was only too easy to cultivate, and it took more than a year to get to Taishi, too fast.

"I was chased by them tightly, and I was so frightened that I scurried up. The fat man said, scratching the back of his head.

"Tai Shi Xiu can still be caught by them? You fucking patronize and eat, right?" Yun Yi patted the fat man's belly, I haven't seen him for more than a year, this guy has gained weight again, and he can keep it for the New Year, obviously he is offered by the bow to the country as an ancestor.

"Taixuan cultivation was only done at the beginning of this year, and it was only at the beginning when I was arrested, and they set me a trap at the beginning, put something I don't know in the wine, and covered me. ”

"Do you regret it?" Yun Yi asked.

"Pick up a wife for nothing, what do you regret?" the fat man grinned.

Yun Yi knew in his heart when he heard this, the princess of the bow country should look quite thoughtful, otherwise this guy would not be so happy.