Chapter 313: Shizi is really crazy
The prince was unwell and could not get out of the carriage, so the carriage symbolically passed over the brazier and entered the city gate.
The people who had gathered spontaneously cheered when they saw the horse caravan enter the city gates, and the sound rose higher and higher, reaching its extreme after the appearance of the troika.
Don't get me wrong, the cheers are not for Feng Zhiping, maybe some people are indeed happy that the prince has returned safely, but today's protagonist is not him, but the big chela carried by the last wagon made of two carriages side by side, and Feng Moxiu who slowly landed.
The huge claws pressed heavily on the car board, and the wheels made an overwhelming creaking sound every time they turned, the south city gate was already very wide, but the big claws were too wide, and they still couldn't get in, Feng Moxiu had no choice but to go out in person, and fly it over the city and fall directly into the city.
Seeing that the crab claw weighing thousands of pounds was easily carried by the sword marquis from the sky with one hand, the county king and a group of officials and squires were full of shock, not to mention the people of Quanzhou, the big people had to hold the people and didn't need it, cheering and screaming and complimenting and admiring the mountains and seas of people thrown over, the atmosphere at the city gate was extremely hot, and the sound waves rushed straight to Xiaohan.
"The Sword Hou is the Sword Hou, it's really..."You Wanxiang shook his head with emotion, and swallowed back the last three dirty words that did not match his identity, and the envy on his face was undoubtedly revealed.
The surrounding officials and squires felt the same way, and no matter what they thought before, they were replaced by awe at the moment, looking at the figure that slowly fell to the ground like a god.
There are no immortals in the world, but there are strong martial arts powerhouses, although Feng Moxiu has not yet cultivated to the extreme of martial arts, but in the eyes of ordinary people, in the eyes of those who don't know martial arts or just have a little internal strength to prolong their lives, he is a god.
Someone once said that in the face of absolute power, all conspiracies and tricks are floating clouds, and those who try to hit stones with eggs will eventually be crushed, and Feng Moxiu Xiaolu has successfully done this single-handedly, even if he doesn't have this idea at all.
He was just a little worried.
"It's still too big. Seeing that the big claw smashed his lips, he muttered secretly in his heart, "I knew that I should keep the piece on my body, how can I move this to my home, it's not easy to put it." ”
The big claw is the lobster demon, in addition to Feng Moxiu brought his son back to Tianyuan, this trophy naturally did not let go, returned to the mainland and flew directly to Dongping County without landing, and carefully divided the mountain-like lobster demon into three parts, the largest one was sold by a familiar trading house, and the shrimp head, a shrimp claw and a copy of the best shrimp meat were sent to the capital to curry favor with the emperor, and he took the remaining shrimp claws and a cart full of shrimp meat to embark on the journey home.
The shrimp meat is easy to rot without the protection of demonic power, and it was eaten by the entourage within a few days, and there is still a little demonic power left in the shell of the shrimp claw, ready to be taken home as a souvenir to share with his wife and children.
It's a pity that he misestimated the width of the city gate, and forgot that this thing is not something that normal people can put down at all, although the Hou Mansion is large, there is no large enough courtyard to accommodate it.
"I can only put it in the back garden for the time being, but I just cleaned it up again, hey, I have to tell her well, just say that the stinky boy wants to eat, and I can't bring it all back." ”
Jianhou secretly glanced at Feng Zhiping's carriage, threw the pot to his son without hesitation, smiled contentedly for a while, and suddenly secretly said pity in his heart.
The most valuable thing on the lobster demon is not its shell and meat, but its demon pill, but unfortunately he didn't have time to stop it, and watched it unravel his demon pill, and all the majestic and essence of the demon power was returned to the thief.
"It's still not fast enough, if that guy comes, he should be able to grab it, right?"
The figure of someone and Lei Xiaojian appeared in his mind, Feng Moxiu quickly took two sips, with a gloomy face, secretly scolding himself for being confused, and actually remembered the shameless guy.
At this time, the convoy had come to the street in front of the Hou Mansion in the cheers of the people, and saw a group of people standing at the door from afar, looking forward to it, and seeing the delicate figure in full costume at the head, his heart softened, and he whipped the horse and galloped, jumped off the horse and held the arms of his beloved wife.
"Madame, you..."
"Where's Ping'er?"
Sheng Yan didn't even look at him, and stood on tiptoe to look at the carriage that fell behind, his face full of impatience.
Feng Moxiu's smile stiffened, and he glared fiercely at the family and maids around him who couldn't bear to smile, and then approached the front and said in a solemn voice with some grievances: "Madam, I said I was back!"
Sheng Yan looked at him at this time, and then gave him a fierce look: "Go back, go back, why do you have to hug and lift high? You are not a child, I can't lift such a big person! Or do you want me to give you a warm hug? If you want to hug you back to the house, what kind of body is it to hug and hug in public, and I am not one of those dusty women by the river, I can't be embarrassed if you are free and easy! I ask you, what about Ping'er, is it in the first car?"
His gaze turned back into the distance, and the thin rouge color on his face didn't know if he was talking too quickly or something else.
The sarcasm like a cannon beat Feng Moxiu into a frosty eggplant, but he didn't dare to talk back in front of his wife, so he hurriedly secretly handed an inquiring look to Sheng Yan's eldest maid Qiao Xiu.
Qiao Xiu is the personal maid brought by Sheng Yu from her mother's family, she is the same age as Sheng Yan, she has served her since she was a child, and she is the person who is most trusted by Sheng Yan and knows Sheng Yan the most.
After Feng Moxiu made it clear that he would not accept her into the house, Sheng Jian took charge of the family in the house and found a good match, this good match is not someone else, it is Chen Ding, who has followed Feng Moxiu for most of his life and has won the trust.
is different from Chen Ding, who shows people with a black face, Qiao Xiu's seven-trick mind and eight-sided exquisiteness, she is very comfortable in the mansion, and the whole mansion is happy, respectful and awe-inspiring to her, of course, because of her husband, she is still a little more awe-inspiring, and she is not only loyal to Sheng Yu, but also Feng Moxiu's strongest backup at this time.
Seeing that Hou Ye was secretly looking at him, squeezing his eyebrows like an ignorant young man, Qiao Xiu smiled and hurriedly gritted his teeth to hold back, glanced at his wife, and then snorted towards the carriage, and finally put the thumbs and index fingers of his hands in a circle, and gestured again, and then looked at his nose and nose and no longer paid attention to it.
Feng Moxiu instantly understood, and his toothache was terrible.
I obviously wrote a letter, and I explained all my thoughts and plans, but I was afraid of making my wife angry so I said hello in advance, why is my lady still with this attitude today.
Helpless, he could only surrender his gaze to Aunt Shen, who was one position behind, she got along best with Sheng Yan and was like a sister, and at this time he could only rely on her to resolve the embarrassment.
The clinker eyes were about to burst, and the carriage was almost at the door, but Aunt Shen still looked at her with a gentle smile, as if she was puzzled by his hints.
Feng Moxiu was about to blow up, and was about to go out and come by himself, when Feng Zhiping's carriage slowly stopped in front of the door, a gust of fragrant wind brushed by, and his delicate body hit him intentionally or unintentionally, and Mrs. Sheng trotted towards the carriage without looking back with her skirt.
"Madam, slow down, he's fine, don't worry!" Feng Moxiu was startled, for fear that she would fall, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help, and leaned closer and whispered, "Didn't I write to you, he's really fine, we are..."
As he was talking, the door opened, and Feng Zhiping got out of the carriage.
Sheng Yan glanced at his footsteps and suddenly froze, Feng Moxiu looked up and was startled, and then froze in place.
The most pitiful thing is Niu Chunhan, he follows the most, the car door he opened, the curtain he lifted, the young master stretched out his arm and he held it easily, and he was slandering the prince for being too delicate, and when he looked up at the face that came out of the curtain, he was dumbfounded on the spot. Nature
I saw Feng Zhiping's cloak spreading, his pupils gathered and scattered, the big snot pulled out a goose-yellow mustache above his mouth, and he kept keeping a hala in his mouth, dripping down the tip of his chin, making spots on the placket.
He was stunned, when he saw Shizi's gaze wander and fell on his face, the corners of his mouth hooked a perverted smile, and after two snorts, he shouted in a milky voice: "Hanhan, Da Hanhan~!"
Niu Chunhan was really cold, a cool air rushed from the tail bone to the top of the head, and he subconsciously wanted to fly up and kick the person away, but fortunately remembered that this was the young master, and he didn't care about the disgust, so he quickly got the person out of the car with half a hug and half a hug.
"My son!!"
Sheng Yan screamed, pushed away Feng Moxiu and took a few steps forward, but as soon as his feet stopped and his head was raised, he fell down, and he fainted on the spot.
Feng Moxiu was dumbfounded, and when he saw his beloved wife fainting, he was half frightened to death, and rushed up with an arrow to hug the person.
"Lady, what's wrong with you, wake up, come on, find a ghost hand and open your hand, don't stand stupidly, go and !!"
Everyone was frightened stupid by the sudden change, and only woke up when they heard Feng Moxiu's roar, and hurriedly called people to call people, help people, and move chairs and water to be busy, Qiao Xiu pushed away Feng Moxiu and hugged Sheng Jian with tears in his eyes, and pinched her while calling "Miss" lightly.
You Wanxiang and the others followed behind, they were also dumbfounded, and after they woke up, they glanced at each other, and they all muttered in their hearts that Jianhou didn't deceive people, the prince was really crazy, and he was not crazy.
Happy events turned into bad things, and almost became mourning, how could everyone still have any thoughts of "rejoicing", but it was not impossible to go at this time, so they could only stand in place awkwardly, ready to wait for a moment to ease before leaving.
The most embarrassing thing is Niu Chunhan, who is holding the young master, he has become the focus of the audience, and all kinds of eyes are cut on his body like knives, which is very uncomfortable.
However, he also completely confirmed his guess, these two masters are cheating, the young master was fine before entering the city, why did he become dormant when he arrived here, what else could he be if he didn't pretend?
Sure enough, Feng Zhiping secretly pinched his arm, and took the opportunity to rub his nose on him and whispered, "Cooperate with me." ”
Niu Chunhan really didn't want to cooperate, he just wanted to die, he didn't understand, among the two thousand soldiers who were with him, how could the young master just pick him.
Just because he took a stubble and said two warm words?
Isn't that child's play?
It was useless to think more, the young master spoke, and it was very likely that it was what the Hou Ye meant, so he could only do it.
Moreover, this is also a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for him, an opportunity to break away from ordinary generals and get close to the core of the Sword Marquis Mansion.
The idea was made up in an instant, and the consternation on his face naturally turned to Sheng Yan, and quickly turned into sadness.
He rolled up his sleeves and wiped his nose for Feng Zhiping, sighed and said, "Young master, we're home, come, go and see Madame, remember to be obedient, don't be naughty." ”
The guard he had reprimanded was nearby, stupidly watching the two of them put on a show, confused.
Isn't the young master good, why is he crazy?
Wasn't it quite spiritual to sneak away that night, when did you go crazy?
Niu Chunhan is a smart man, most of the guards present that night were personally transferred to other places by Chen Ding, and immediately returned to the camp after entering the boundary of Quanzhou City, only his team and a few people were transferred to Feng Zhiping's car as a new guard, feeling the gaze, worried that this stupid boy who didn't know whether to live or die would show his feet, he quickly glanced sideways.
"Why are you stunned, why don't you hurry over and help the young master!"
"Don't, I just want Da Hanhan!" Feng Zhiping twisted his body and made a fuss, and the big snot rubbed hard against Niu Chunhan's body.
Knowing that the young master was not worried about others, but only believed in himself, Niu Chunhan was excited and worried, he was afraid that Hou Ye and Shizi would kill everyone else except him in order to cover up the truth.
There were hundreds of people present, and it seemed that it was difficult to solve, but in fact it was very simple to deal with, and a small "accident" during the exercise could be solved completely.
It's useless to worry about it anymore, it's not something he can control as a small person, so he can only find an opportunity to slowly test it in the future to see if he can do something.
Just thinking about it, Feng Zhiping suddenly left him and stood up straight, his eyes began to look around in a daze, and muttered: "Where is this, why am I here, am I not in the carriage?"
When his eyes fell on Sheng Yan, Mrs. Sheng happened to wake up, and Feng Zhiping rushed over with a scream, but was held up by several family members and prevented from approaching.
"Mother, what's wrong with you, are you sick? Damn, you dogs, get out of the way for me, stop me from looking for death?!"
The family members are dumbfounded, why aren't people stupid at this time, is the young master's illness coming from a while?
Niu Chunhan was also shocked by Feng Zhiping, but the worry just now was put down.
Whether he guessed his mind or not, in order to prove to himself, the "intermittent madness" created by Feng Zhiping proved one thing, he would not extinguish his mouth.
Those people's lives were saved.
When the onlookers saw this scene, they thought of something else.
Shizi is really crazy, but not completely.
Some people even have an extra sentence in their hearts.
Mother Xipi, it's better to be completely crazy, why leave a damn hope!