Shen Tianqi said: "Why did you react so calmly?"

Hongyan said: "You have several past lives, I know all of them." The one called the Earth must also be where you were in your previous life. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Is the world numb to the word past life?

There was no reaction at all.

Hongyan suddenly looked at him and said, "Are all your previous lives single?"

Shen Tianqi immediately said solemnly: "Yes, you are my first love!"

Hongyan thought for a while and said, "Is it because you didn't look good in your previous life, so no woman can look at you?"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Shen Tianqi said unconvinced: "I'll just tell you this, the woman who chased me in my previous life can be lined up from the East China Sea to the Northern Barbarians, spanning five continents and covering a vast territory." ”

Sometimes if you don't brag about it, women don't know how hard it is to get their man.

Hongyan blinked, "So I'm very attractive?"

Shen Tianqi thought for a while, "You are the only one who chases very diligently. ”

Hongyan: "......"

Hongyan and Shen Tianqi didn't know what was going on, and their eyes suddenly became confused when they looked at each other.

Shen Tianqi said: "The clothes I just put on are now going to be taken off again?

Hongyan also gasped and said, "Yes, this has been going on six times since we woke up. ”

Just when the two of them were about to fight, someone outside the door suddenly shouted, "Is anyone home?"

"Ding!"

Shen Tianqi and Hongyan were a little puzzled.

"Anyone?"

The two of them are happy, they are bored and have been looking for someone to talk to.

Shen Tianqi and Hongyan barely lifted their spirits, and then walked to the door.

Then in unison, "What are you?"

Yes, the person in front of you is not a person at all.

Because it's a cloud.

A white cloud.

"My name is Zhang Erpao. ”

"Oh, Zhang Ercang? I haven't heard of it, but I've heard of Zhang Dacang. ”

Shen Tianqi said.

Hongyan said: "You're a cloud, right?"

Zhang Erpao said: "No, I'm Mengling. ”

"Dream Spirit?"

Shen Tianqi and Hongyan glanced at each other.

"What's that?"

Zhang Erpao replied: "It doesn't matter what I am, the important thing is that you can do me a favor?"

The two were curious, and Shen Tianqi said, "What's the hurry?"

Zhang Erpao replied, "Let me suck your essence!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Shen Hongyan: "???" 1

They had never seen such an impudent request!

It's so straightforward!

Seeing that the two were silent, Zhang Erpao immediately said, "Two of you, I'll give you money!"

Shen Tianqi replied: "I'm not short of money. ”

"Really? I don't believe it. ”

Zhang Erpao said: "Do you know how fortunate I am to save some pocket money? Do you know how expensive the bride price is in the sky? It's not bad money, who do you think you are?

Zhang Erpao continued to chatter: "If you don't want to be sucked by me, just say it, and say that it's not bad for money!

Shen Tianqi seemed to have grasped the point, "Are you from the clouds in the sky?"

Zhang Erpao immediately said angrily: "Have you ever seen a cloud from the ground?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Hongyan said with some excitement: "Can you let me touch it?"

"Humph!"

Zhang Erpao immediately snorted, "My white and pure body, why can you touch it if you want? Unless... You give me *** anger!"

"do you suck?!"

Shen Tianqi said with a dark face.

Zhang Erpao pondered for a while and said, "If you have spirit in your fart, it's not impossible to think about it. It's just that the price is a bit low. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Go, go, don't stand here, go back to your heavens. ”

Shen Tianqi said angrily.

Originally, there was a person who came over, and he still wanted to chatter, but who knew that this person named Zhang Erpao would come up and ask for his spirit!

Joke!

Is it what you want?

If you want it, I won't give it yet!

Although, I'm a lot.

Zhang Erpao took a deep breath and immediately said, "Since I have noticed that you have a lot of essence, I am willing to pay twice the price, that is, ten Q coins for you." ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"What's that?"

Shen Tianqi's body that was about to turn around stopped again, looking at him a little confused.

"I said I'd pay twice the price for half of your essence!"

"What do you buy it with?"

"Q Coins!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Well, this time I'm sure I heard me right.

Shen Tianqi asked, "Where did you come from?"

"I came from heaven. ”

Zhang Erpao said proudly.

"Tell the truth!"

Shen Tianqi said with a dark face.

Zhang Erpao was stunned, "I really came from heaven." ”

Shen Tianqi asked again, "From which world are you from?"

Zhang Erpao wanted to beat him up, but he thought of the question of essence, and immediately replied: "I am from this world!"

Shen Tianqi sighed, and then said, "Okay, you can go." ”

Zhang Erpao: "???"

What about playing?

That's it?

Tease me?

Let me roll after asking?

What did you take me for?

Tool man?

No, tool cloud?

Zhang Erpao was angry, and immediately said: "I will bring you soft ones, but you insist on eating hard ones!"

Shen Tianqi and Hongyan were stunned for a moment, and Shen Tianqi replied, "Do you want to say that you don't eat and drink when you toast?"

Zhang Erpao said angrily again: "What does hard and soft have to do with drinking?"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Illiterate!

Chiguoguo's illiteracy!

Shen Tianqi didn't bother to talk to him anymore.

Originally, I thought that he was a cloud from the sky of the earth, and the business of a certain news company had been carried out to the sky, but now it seems that he is thinking too much.

What essence does a cloud need!

It's a hooligan!

Thinking of this, Shen Tianqi said, "You can go." ”

"Hehe? Come as soon as you are called, and go as soon as you are summoned!

Zhang Erpao said angrily.

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi was also happy, "What's your name?"

"Dream Rump pretended to be Sven. ”

"Is your father's name Dream Rumpu and I am Jianguo?"

"Hmph! My father's name is Dream Rump Superficial Serious. ”

Shen Tianqi immediately smiled.

"Alright, alright, for the sake of your name, let's go. ”

Zhang Erpao said: "Are you frightened by my name? That's why you begged me to leave?"

Shen Tianqi shook his head slightly and said, "It's purely like a sand sculpture talent I knew in my previous life." ”

"I feel a little nostalgic, that's why I let you go. ”

"Let me go?!"

Zhang Erpao immediately blew up, it really blew up, his body turned into a handsome boy, no more than fifteen years old, and he glared at Shen Tianqi angrily at this moment: "If you offend me Zhang Erpao, the consequences are very serious!"

Shen Tianqi looked at the barrier on the door, and immediately hooked his fingers, "Come here!"