Chapter 293: Wang Bufan
In the source village under Shifeng Mountain in southern China, there is a young man, his name is Wang Bufan, he is one of the reincarnations of the angels of the Garden of Eden who saved the world and helped the people by the will of the two gods.
Wang Bufan is a showman, he is smart and wise, and he is alert, but he went to the exam several times, but he was finally nameless, and gradually, Wang Bufan saw clearly the corruption of officialdom and the darkness of the scientific field, and it was better to have talent than wealth, so he hated those corrupt officials and corrupt officials.
When Wang Weixue, the king of the court, was ordered to patrol the heavens, inspect the people, punish the evil and promote the good, and everyone expected it.
Wang Bufan happened to hear someone talk about this incident, and suddenly a ghost idea popped up in his heart, and this was a rare and good opportunity! Why not take advantage of this and pretend to be Wang Weixue to inspect the locality, so that he can live an official addiction, and second, he can take the opportunity to punish those corrupt officials who harm the people, so that he can vent his anger for the common people......
Wang Bufan said this idea to four good friends who had never met him with the same talents, young people, they are all curious and competitive, although they know how to play this trick and take the risk of killing their heads, but they all know that the extremely smart Wang Bufan, no matter what happens?
In the area of southern Xinjiang of China, there is a local folk custom, every year on the night of the 15th Lantern Festival of the first lunar month, a "lantern official meeting" will be held, a person will play the "lamp officer", with a flower feather on his head, wearing an official uniform, sitting on a chair, carried by several people who play the role of an errand officer, and go to inspect along the streets and alleys. It is said that during the inspection, if there is a quarrel between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, brothers, and concubines of someone's family, or a quarrel between neighbors, the "lamp officer" will also be "interrogated" and judged, and it is authoritative, and if there is any trouble in the future, the "judgment of the lamp officer" will prevail.
This year, Wang Bufan recommended himself, and on the night of the Yuanxiao Festival, he played the "lamp officer", and his four good friends volunteered to play the errand soldiers.
Taking this opportunity, Wang Bufan customized a set of official uniforms worn by the second-class officials of the imperial court, and his good friends also brought the escort clothes for the entourage, and on the night of the Lantern Festival, their five good friends had a very good time.
As soon as the Lantern Festival is over, people begin to go about their own livelihoods.
Wang Bufan and his four good friends also quietly prepared to pretend to be Qincha.
Wang Bufan first made a big official seal with yellow wax, which was coated with gold dust on the outside, shining as if it were real, and then he asked the blacksmith master to cast a "Shangfang Sword", and finally, he imitated the font of Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) and forged a "holy decree", and then, this "Qincha" lord took several of his retinue and "took office" seriously.
Wang Bufan rode a tall horse, and several of his "guards" followed, they went out of the southern border of Xinjiang, changed into the official uniform of the "minister of the Qincha" and the escort clothing of the entourage, marched all the way to the northwest, through the state and county, everywhere they went, they were warmly received, and the governor, prefect, and county order were all respectful, which can be described as extremely beautiful.
Wang Bufan took advantage of the prosperity, investigated and dealt with the corrupt officials in several prefectures and counties in western Xinjiang, and opened a warehouse to release grain, compassionate the people, and then prepared to "return to Beijing to restore life", on the way back, when passing through the original town of Python Mountain, it happened that Wang Weixue came here for the inspection of micro-service, true and false, accidentally bumped together, Wang Weixue gave an order, Wang Bufan and others obediently tied their hands and were taken into prison.
Pretending to be a messenger, swaggering and deceiving, this case is extraordinary, Wang Weixue did not dare to deal with it without authorization, so he wrote a memorabilia, handed it over to a military attache who accompanied him, led 50 soldiers, and quickly escorted Wang Bufan and others into Beijing and handed them over to the emperor Tongqing (doppelganger) to deal with in person.
Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) was greatly surprised when he saw Wang Weixue's recital, there was such a bold person in the world, pretending to be a messenger, it was really going against the sky! Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) decided to personally interrogate the criminals to see what kind of character this Wang Bufan was?
Wang Bufan was calm in front of the emperor Tongqing (doppelganger), revealed his life experience one by one, and confessed to pretending to be a chincha.
Emperor Tong Qing (clone) Long Yan was furious and said: "Since you are a talented and scholarly person, you should be loyal to the monarch and serve the country, but now, you have done such a rebellious thing, where can you tolerate it!
Wang Bufan knew that his head would definitely not last long, and he thought in his heart: "Horizontal and vertical are all dead anyway, why bother with a nest of money? Today, I want to take this opportunity to have a good time with Emperor Lao Tzu, and if I die, I will also die with style!" So, he said to Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) unhurriedly: "The villain is a criminal Tiantiao, and he dies without complaints, I only hope that the Lord will be extra gracious and allow me to leave a suicide note to my family......"
The emperor Tongqing (doppelganger) pondered for a moment and said: "This is the normal feeling of people, and I will grant you what you want." Come on, untie him. ”
However, Wang Bufan said: "Long live Lord, there is no need, the villain is a serious prisoner on death row, how can he be loosened? ”
After hearing this, the emperor Tong Qing (clone) asked in surprise: "Wang Bufan, how can you write if you cut your arms upside down?"
Wang Bufan said: "It's okay, the villain has his own way, please give me paper and ink." ”
Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) ordered someone to take the four treasures of the study, and ordered the attendants to study the ink, dip the pen, and put it in front of Wang Bufan, Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) was very curious, he wanted to see how this strange prisoner tied his arms to write a suicide note?
Wang Bufan calmly walked to the table, stretched out his tongue, licked and licked on the inkstone, and then wrote the four big characters "Emperor's Grace" on the paved paper. The font is smooth and stunning!
The erudite and knowledgeable emperor Tong Qing (clone) who loved the art of calligraphy was stunned for a moment, I really didn't expect that this criminal could write such good words with his tongue!
Tong Qing (doppelganger) was secretly admiring in his heart, and Wang Bufan spoke again: "Long live the lord, the villain has committed an unforgivable crime, and it is a great fortune to be able to see the emperor before he dies! The villain has been reading poetry since he was a child, although he is not full of money, but he also knows a little about the subset of scriptures and history and poems, but the villain's article is not in the eyes of the examiner, and he has tried and failed, and there is no way to serve the country. I'm about to be a ghost now, and I don't have a chance to take the exam in this life, so I ask Lord Banzai to test me in person, and after the villain dies, I will be satisfied......"
Wang Bufan used his tongue to write such good words, and the emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) had already seen that he was not a vulgar person, and now he asked to test him in person, if he had no ink on his chest, how could he dare to be so arrogant? Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) thought of this, so he agreed to fulfill Wang Bufan's wish. After pondering for a while, Emperor Tong Qing (clone) said to Wang Bufan: "How do you answer the questions?"
Wang Bufan replied: "Long live the Lord said it would be good." ”
Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) said: "Wang Bufan, I came to ask you, how many people are born in a year in the whole world?"
Wang Bufan replied, "Two of you." ”
"I ask you again, how many people die in a year?"
"Two. ”
"Today, I will kill you, how many people will die?"
"Two. ”
The emperor Tongqing (doppelganger) asked: "Wang Bufan, before I killed you, you said that two people died, and after you were killed, why did you still die two people?"
Wang Bufan replied: "Long live the lord, in this year, no matter how many people are born and how many people die, they are nothing more than men and women, in addition, is there a third?"
Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) nodded and said, "I have a second question, I am the lord of the Hua Kingdom, the lord of the Ninety-Five, how much wealth do you calculate?"
This question is not as good as the first one, and it is simply difficult to answer it accurately! I am afraid that even the minister of finance of the imperial court cannot say how much wealth the Qing Kingdom has! However, to his surprise, Wang Bufan replied without the slightest thought: "30,000." ”
The emperor Tongqing (doppelganger) said: "What? 30,000? My dynasty has a lot of money, it's hard to count, Wang Bufan, why do you say it's only 30,000?"
Wang Bufan said: "Sage Yun, there are three treasures of princes: cities, lands and subjects. Long live the three treasures of the Lord, one is the whole country's 'long live the mountain'; the second is the unification of China's 'thousands of miles of rivers and mountains'; The third is that the subjects are 'united as one'. Long live the Lord, with this '30,000' wealth, what more do you want?"
After hearing this, the emperor Tong Qing (clone) laughed and said: "What a 30,000! Wang Bufan, a good answer! What a genius!"
Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) Longyan Dayue, this Wang Bufan, his name is Bufan, and he is indeed extraordinary! He is not only courageous and knowledgeable, but also has quick thinking, and it is not a pity to kill such a rare talent? Therefore, Emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) immediately ordered his attendants, untied Wang Bufan, personally sat Wang Bufan on a rosewood chair, and said: "I cherish talents, and pardon you for your innocence! Give you two hundred taels of silver, and ask you to return to your hometown, continue to study hard, and wait for the spring exam to start, and strive to win the list!"
Wang Bufan kowtowed, thanked the emperor Tongqing (doppelganger) of Longen, after leaving the palace, touched his head, still growing well, but now he is really a little scared! After walking at the gate of the Hades Palace, it was like a dream to go home alive......
After Wang Bufan returned to his hometown, he closed his door, studied hard day and night, and in the spring of the second year, he took the exam, in this scientific examination, Wang Bufan won the champion, and was appointed by the emperor Tong Qing (doppelganger) to the prefect of Nanhai City, after taking office, he was determined to be an honest and honest magistrate, and did more good things for the benefit of the country and the people, and lived up to the vast imperial grace......