Chapter 196: An embarrassing toss
There was a voice in the cotton coat: "Sister, don't forget! Your cotton coat is made of a snow lotus; you should understand that it has spirituality; when you think of me—you understand!"
My sister didn't know what she knew, and she shouted, "Come here! My sister is so lonely by herself!"
The cotton clothes flashed, and Bang Zun came down from above, and changed to his previous appearance and said, "Sister, I will accompany you from now on!"
"What about the women over there?"
"What a kindness! People don't want you anymore, why are they still worried about others?" Bang Zun flashed a painting with his hand, and there was a evening Zun inside, and next to it were snow lotus, Bang Zun, and white beauties......
The sister frowned and asked, "Why are there so many honors?"
"Snow Lotus has taught me to be separated, and as many women as there are in the future, I will become as many respects as I want, and won't the problem be solved?"
The sister stretched out her thumb and praised: "Snow lotus is so ingenious! Not only can it tolerate so many women, but it also teaches the beloved to be a doppelganger, and women will not have to be widowed in the future!"
There were sounds from the picture, as if singing, there were snow lotus, white beauty, big bird, but there was no mouse girl in sight, the sister looked carefully, and there was a statue beside one of them, a total of six people, all showing beautiful smiling faces.
Everyone seemed to be in balance, and all the contradictions disappeared, and the sister shouted inside, "Are you all fertile?"
As a woman, who doesn't answer, "Yes, sister, don't you?"
"Joke: I'm pregnant with a baby, and I'm still asking such boring words?"
The white beauty shouted from afar: "You don't know until you have to check whether you are pregnant, don't show off at every turn!"
Snow Lotus's understanding is different: "A woman has nothing but to show off with her baby, especially a baby who is pregnant with a prince, and everyone who understands knows that when she gives birth to a boy, she is likely to get the right to inherit the throne." ”
The sister faced the snow lotus and shouted, "I'm not showing off;
The big bird exclaimed, "Who would know if you didn't show off? ”
Snow Lotus came up with a very ugly sentence: "Female ghosts will not be pregnant! ”
The sister took this opportunity to announce to everyone: "I am not a ghost, I am an authentic fairy, if you don't believe that you are pregnant, you can find a doctor to find out." ”
Snow Lotus smiled and said, "The doctor doesn't need to look for it now, I just want to check it and let everyone know it." ”
The sister shouted to her, "You should check it out, who is infertile?"
Bang Zun opened his mouth and said with a smile: "I hope that all of them are fertile and give birth to a large number of boys, one cannot inherit the throne, and one can inherit." ”
The white beauty has been vague in her heart, and asks, "Is the prince real?"
Bang Zun held back a smile and replied, "There is no palace, only the tribal cave mansion." ”
"It's called the prince, sisters, everyone has been deceived! The prince is fake?"
Bang Zun didn't expect the white beauty to betray him, so he stared at his eyes and asked: "How can there be a palace? My father, the king of the Southern Wilderness, can also be regarded as a king who can fight well;
"There is no royal palace, living in a cave, also called the king, it's so funny!"
Bang Zun pulled down his horse and asked, "Do you understand? Which tribe leader is not a king? Have you ever heard of the Yellow Emperor tribe? A tribal leader with no more than 60,000 troops calls himself the Yellow Emperor?"
"You're mistaken! There is only the Emperor, not the Yellow Emperor!"
The sister shouted in the opposite picture: "You can give up if you doubt! The prince was raised by me, you don't want it, I want it alone;
Snow Lotus hesitated a little and said, "Since the prince's identity is unknown, let's not say anything about it until we get things clear." ”
Otori thought differently: "Whether it is a prince or not, I am determined! Since you marry me, you will always be a prince." ”
The white beauty asked suspiciously: "My sister's pregnancy has not been examined?"
Snow Lotus said without thinking: "No need to check! If it is a fake prince, then everything you do will be meaningless." ”
The sister shouted into the picture, "Who else doubts that it is not the prince?"
The white beauty held her hands high, the snow lotus stretched out her hand and retracted it, and finally held it high, and the big bird did not raise her hand, but still said: "I want a good man, whether he is a prince or not?"
The more Bang Zun looked at it, the cooler his heart became, and his body shook a few times, and all the doppelgangers in the picture flew over, burrowed into his body, and became a person.
My sister shouted, "I am a female ghost, I am a male ghost, you fairies, don't squeeze in in the future—people and ghosts have different paths!"
The white beauty did not speak, the snow lotus did not squeak, but the big bird said, "I am a beloved person, and I care about other people's ghosts; As he spoke, he flew over the picture and landed in front of Bang Zun.
My sister showed a sour face and asked, "Do you want the ghost too?"
"Sister, if you dare to ask for it, I will dare to ask for it;
Although Bang Zun has some comfort in his heart, from the perspective of women, the best fairy taste is Xue Lianhua, followed by the white beauty; everyone understands: Snow Lotus has the breath of a lotus fairy; and the white beauty is purely feminine, each has its own merits; what is puzzling is that these women have an affair with Bang Zun and are willing to leave......
It stands to reason that the concubines declared by the prince cannot be changed, but because they are not in the tribe, these women are not subject to the authority of the tribe, and they give up when they say they give up.
The big bird wanted to comfort: "Beloved, if you want to open something! It should be the woman who suffers; maybe you are pregnant with a child and you are still so stubborn, let them go!"
The more he listened, the more sad he became, and he burst into tears in front of everyone, wiping it and saying, "It's better to be a sister! ”
The sister hugged Bang Zun tightly, wiped away her tears for him and said: "The snow lotus is mysterious, with her own blue sky; the white beauty is charming, it is a wild flower on the hill; only the sister has taken root beside you, and there is a baby for the two of us; we find a place that people can't see, and live together sweetly, and within ten years, there will be a lot of them around." ”
The big bird first declared: "And me, where you go, I will follow?"
The sister asked, "I'm a female ghost, and you're not afraid?"
"Don't be afraid, my sister has been attached to my body for a long time, and I don't feel afraid!"
Bang Zun is still not at ease, so he has to ask: "Are you pregnant?"
The big bird shouted into the picture again: "Hey—Snow Lotus—aren't you a doctor?
The white beauty tightly grabbed the hand of the snow lotus and shouted: "No need to check!
Snow Lotus's hand was pulled out of the white beauty's hand and said, "Even you have to check, in case you are pregnant with a child and leave him, the child will become a single-parent family." ”
The white beauty thought for a moment and said, "You also need to check, the sweetness lasts the longest, and if it does, how to deal with it?"
Seeing that they didn't mean to come, Bang Zun took his sister's hand, looked at the picture and said, "Goodbye; ”
The picture flickered and disappeared, and the big bird regretted it, saying, "In the end, it was not checked." ”
The sister thought about it: "There are doctors everywhere, you don't have to have a snow lotus checkup!"
Suddenly, in front of my sister, Snow Lotus and the white beauty appeared, saying, "Check for my sister first, then for the white beauty; ”
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