Chapter 292: On the Five Elements Mountain Road, the second master was very disappointed
Five Elements Sword Peak, on the mountain road in the outer room.
At this moment, on the mountain road at the foot of the Outer Room Mountain, there is a handsome man in a green shirt leaning against the mountain wall, staring up at the southern sky.
The man's face was a little pale and slightly weak. His long hair remained half-tied, tied only with a torn cloth band, which looked a little sloppy.
This person is Luo Yu, who has disappeared for ten years and returned once.
Luo Yu's heart was red, obviously thanks to his mother-in-law-to-be...
Recalling his previous experience on the reef of the Star Sea, Luo Yu sighed helplessly.
He made a three-fingered appointment with the queen of heaven, and he took it one by one.
In the first finger, he relied on his strong demon body to resist, and he was hit hard, but he didn't worry about his life.
And after he deliberately hinted that the other party should point finger at him on the head and ridicule the benevolence of the queen of heaven. The queen of heaven under the rage really pointed at his face!
But that's exactly what he's looking forward to.
Because his mask is indestructible because it is transformed by the Heavenly Sword. Although he used his mask to block the second finger of the queen of heaven, the huge finger strength caused him a lot of internal injuries. Until this moment, my brain was buzzing and dizzy.
And the incomparably powerful finger in the end was successfully dodged after he escaped into the Five Elements Cave Heaven.
In this way, he finally suffered the three fingers of the queen of heaven without danger. I thought that I could redeem the agreement, but who would have thought that the queen of heaven, who was high up and was the lord of the Illusory Heavenly Palace, would actually play Lai Pi? I just didn't want to recognize myself as a good son-in-law with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor!
In short, it is not suitable to be her fast son-in-law.
Such a backsliding behavior is simply despicable. Isn't it just taking advantage of his own cultivation and his future mother-in-law's identity, and he is shameless and forcible to play a bull's house?
Although the queen's move is extremely disgraceful, as a five-good young man in Shanhai, out of the bottom line of maintaining the morality and etiquette of Shanhai, he has to use his three-inch incorruptible tongue to prove how good he is, and how his mother-in-law is a scoundrel ...... without a bottom line.
But the result is... , the red-faced and red-eared queen imposed a stinky problem on him with a sharp mouth and sharp teeth!
Thinking of this, Luo Yu smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I'm obviously arguing on the basis of reason, witty, right?"
With a wry smile for a while, Luo Yu showed a touch of helplessness.
But although the queen said so, she didn't do things too well. I guess I'm afraid that he's a treacherous boy and will put bad water everywhere, Huo Huo's reputation, right?
At the same time, it was also agreed that if he could come out on top in the upcoming Heavenly Spirit Dao in the Illusory Heaven Palace and prove his strength, she would never hinder the two of them from becoming Taoist couples.
It is said that the Queen of Heaven briefly described that this Tianling Wendao was held in Wendao Mountain, Lingzhou, a competition for the younger generation of the Tianling clan. What the specific situation is, then we have to wait until we go to Lingzhou to know.
The queen of heaven left, and took away the reluctant Bai Lianxing by the way. And he was so hard that he had to return to the Five Elements Sword Peak alone.
He didn't return for a long time, he didn't fly into the sky with a dragon, nor did he go straight to the back yam garden with Edgeworth, but chose to walk on the mountain road. For Luo Yu, this move can be regarded as a kind of release for the rest of his life, a kind of act or ritual of willingly stepping into the mountains outside the mountain.
Can... , often the imagination is beautiful and full of meaning, but in practice, it is a little unsatisfactory... The most important thing is ~ tired!
Because at this moment, he has serious internal injuries and looks a little weak. Mountaineering is such a physical work, for Luo Yu at this moment, it is simply boring.
No, he had not been gone for a while, and then he leaned weakly against the mountain wall. I was constantly stirring myself up, 'Isn't this a living sin, how good and comfortable is it to ride the dragon...?'
Thinking of this, the corners of Luo Yu's mouth curled slightly, revealing a deeply disapproving expression, and he deceived himself and explained: "Anyway, I'm leaving..."
Saying that, he paused slightly, and at the same time glanced at the foot of the mountain only a few feet away from him, and then he hid his embarrassment, touched his chin and nodded solemnly: "En... It's been a long walk! It's time to ....... ”
But just as Luo Yu was about to give up walking and switch to the Dragon Palace, there was a faint sound of conversation above the mountain road!
When Luo Yu heard this, he suddenly changed his decadent and powerless state, and sneaked behind the rocks at the corner of the mountain road......
......
Outer room mountain road.
Two young men, one large and one small, very similar, were walking down.
The boy-like man, neatly dressed, holding a pine tail whisk in his hand, was arrogantly lecturing the older man beside him.
The older man had a gray face, and he should have been quite handsome, but at the moment his face was blue and purple, and his long shirt was even more torn.
Obviously, this young man is Xu Hengxuan, who was beaten by the crowd outside the dense forest in the back mountain.
And the young man holding the dust beside him is the second dog who imagines the appearance of the young Xu Hengxuan.
Yes, Xu Hengxuan, who was beaten by someone, was rescued by the second dog who passed by.
No, Xu Hengxuan, who was not careful, caused the anger of the public, and could not stay on the mountain any longer, so he was ready to follow the second dog down the mountain and hide for a while.
At this moment, the second dog was constantly teaching Xu Hengxuan a lesson, and Xu Hengxuan listened silently.
I saw the second dog walking while looking at Xu Hengxuan, who was hanging his head beside him, and said angrily: "Look at your cowardice? What about the strength that was desperate with people at the beginning? If it weren't for the second master passing by, your kid would have died a ball, you let me down too much." ”
Xu Hengxuan glanced at the two dogs silently, then retracted his gaze, and hesitated: "They are immortals, I am just a mortal martial artist, how can I be an opponent?"
When the second dog heard this, he casually raised the dust, knocked Xu Hengxuan fiercely, and scolded: "Immortals, what's wrong with the immortals? Second master, why am I not afraid of them?"
Xu Hengxuan touched his head and said depressedly: "You are a person in the medicine garden, so they naturally dare not make a mistake to you." Besides, aren't you also an immortal?"
"En?" The second dog stopped, looked back at Xu Hengxuan, and then scolded with a smile: "It seems that your kid's brain is not confused, but you can say something wrong, the second master, I look at a humanoid model dog... Forehead... human, but not an immortal, but a demon... Oh no! It's a shemale... Not right either!. ”
After thinking about it hard, the second dog waved his hand very irritably and said: "Hey~ No matter, anyway, the second master is not a human, nor an immortal, but a demon." ”
Xu Hengxuan stared at it speechlessly, constantly scolding himself and humiliating his second dog.
In the end, he nodded and concluded very seriously: "Hengxuan knows that you are a dog demon who can only become an immortal. ”
When the second dog heard it, he nodded without thinking about it: "Well, it's good." ”
But after a while, he fell into deep thought, always feeling that something was wrong, and while walking, he gestured to himself, muttering: No~! Second master, why am I a dog? I am a serious phantom cloud beast! But the master and the little master both call me a second dog... This... Could it be that I~ am really a dog?"
So, the second dog, who had a small brain circuit, was stunned in place, and then in order to verify it, he changed back to the appearance of the phantom cloud beast, and asked Xu Hengxuan, who was surprised: "Xu boy, do you think the second master looks like a dog?"
Xu Hengxuan looked at him in surprise, and the two dogs instantly turned into a giant wolf with four legs and snow-white fur like a trick.
Seeing this second master, who had to be a man tall, he immediately shook his head and denied: "It's not like it, you are obviously a tall and mighty wolf dog." ”
When the second dog heard Xu Hengxuan praise him for being tall and mighty, he was immediately happy.
I saw that he couldn't help but wag his big tail, and at the same time grin and keep stretching out his long tongue, looking extremely cheerful.
Xu Hengxuan saw the virtue of the two dogs, and the majestic momentum went to seventy-seven eighty-eight in an instant. He suddenly frowned, and in a trance, he felt that the second master in front of him was really the one raised by Engong... Big dog!
At this moment, the second dog has changed back into a human form, and he is looking at Xu Hengxuan happily.
I saw him standing at the bottom of the mountain road, stood on tiptoe, patted Xu Hengxuan's shoulder with a puzzled face, and then said stinkily: "Xu boy, the second master looks at you very pleasing to the eye, or you can go out to the world with me and break through the rivers and lakes." ”
Xu Hengxuan frowned when he heard this, and then walked silently towards the bottom of the mountain, and said without looking back: "The gentleman is a word, I will definitely worship the ghost face as a teacher." ”
"Hey~ stubborn temper!" Ergouzi carried a big tail to whisk the dust, followed the footsteps, and said angrily: "Apprenticeship, apprenticeship, you know apprenticeship." To tell you the truth, my master disappeared ten years ago, and his life and death are uncertain, so you will die of this heart. ”
Trample~!
The footsteps fell heavily, Xu Hengxuan turned around and glared angrily: "You are talking nonsense! The old-timer who is famous for martial arts is the master of the ghost face, with his old man, how can Engong be unexpected?"
Ergouzi pursed his lips, rolled his eyes and said, "What about martial arts~ Huh! Xu boy, you disappointed me too much~ You actually believe those hearsay?"
Saying that, after the second dog looked around sneakily, he stretched out his thumb and whispered to Xu Hengxuan: "Tell you, my master is this in the medicine garden." ”
Seeing that Xu Hengxuan frowned and was puzzled, he then stretched out his five fingers in turn and said: "The master is the boss of the medicine garden, the ancestor is the master's junior disciple, the second in line, and the little master is the master's maid, the third ........"
Looking at the two dogs who were holding their fingers and didn't know what to do, Xu Hengxuan only felt that he was really incomprehensible for a while, so he directly interrupted: "What does this have to do with what we said?"
"What's the matter? Hmph~ stupid, stupid!" Ergouzi scolded: "You pig brain, you still want to apprentice? Tell you, the relationship is big! This shows that those loose cultivators on the mountain do not know the truth, and what they say is not true, and they can be more trustworthy." Besides, if it weren't for the disappearance of the master, the little master and the people in the medicine garden wouldn't have the kung fu to fight the second master and me, and the second master would be able to be chic outside for ten years?"
When Xu Hengxuan heard this, he immediately fell into contemplation, if it is really as the second dog Dao Ye said, the ghost face is missing and life and death are uncertain, then ......?
But suddenly, he asked in confusion, "Since your lord is missing, why don't you look for it, and why don't you look for the people in the forest?"
The second dog suddenly laughed.
I saw that he left the puzzled Xu Hengxuan, walked along the winding mountain road, and walked towards the bottom of the mountain and said, "So there is a reason why you disappointed the second master." Xu boy, you must understand that the so-called loyalty of you human beings is actually an invisible shackle, which requires the sacrifice of freedom. How can I, a demon born to run freely, be restrained by shackles?"
As he spoke, the two dogs swept the dust, turned around and swept Xu Hengxuan's eyes, and called: "Come on! Go to his mother's apprenticeship; Come ~ and go to the rivers and lakes freely with the second master, the second master is lacking a little brother before and after the saddle. ”
Xu Hengxuan shook his head, and said in a deep voice and flatly refused: "No, I want to be a disciple of Engong, he is auspicious, and he will come back one day!"
When the second dog who was hanging Erlang was swinging his sleeves down the mountain, he sneered: "It's been ten years, and I'm back a fart!"
Looking at the figure of the second dog who disappeared at the corner of the mountain road, Xu Hengxuan frowned and showed a trace of displeasure, and said to himself: "A demon is a demon, even if it turns into a human form, it is difficult to change the beast nature." If you don't have education, you're still a shemale who doesn't know loyalty after all. ”
So saying, he was about to step along.
And at this moment, in the direction of the corner of the mountain road, there was a miserable howl and a strange sound of 'bang bang' from the two dogs!
Judging by years of experience, Xu Hengxuan is extremely familiar with this. Obviously, the second dog was flattened, punched and kicked....
Without waiting for Xu Hengxuan to be shocked for a moment, he saw that the second dog was already a fart and urine, and his figure rolled out upside down the mountain road, and he was lying at his feet on all fours.
I saw that the two dogs at this moment were the same as him, their faces were blue and purple, and they kept humming, and they reached out to hug the crook of his legs, and looked up in pain and complained: "It's all... What you crow's mouth said~, the second master was beaten... You're too much for me...... I'm disappointed~uh..."
After saying that, the second dog fainted like this!
Xu Hengxuan looked at the scene in front of him in surprise, he was not an ordinary man who knew nothing about the cultivation realm.
On the contrary, during the time he was in the Outer Room Mountain, he had not heard these Outer Immortals talk about the knowledge of the Cultivation Realm. Naturally, he also understood that the two dogs in front of him were demon beasts that were only good at speed.
But sometimes, just because you know the truth, people will feel even more surprised!
I never thought that the second dog, who was a fourth-order demon master, would be beaten so violently that he fainted in such an instant!
Who is the sacredness of the people?
Whew~ It seems that the sound of an extremely comfortable exhalation sounds!
And at this moment, although Xu Hengxuan didn't see a figure appear, he could hear a sparse shout from the corner of the mountain road.
"TM~Happy!"