Chapter 16 Fellows from the Northeast
A month later, Canglan College had already completed its enrollment work, and the gate had been repaired, as if the bombardment of Canglan a month ago was just an illusion.
The sun is shining and the sun is rising. Zhang Yi wore mechanical armor and walked on the streets of the Canglan Imperial City.
"Third Elder, the person who attacked the academy has been found in the Imperial City. A student hurriedly walked to the Elder Division of the Runway Academy to report what he had seen to the Elder.
"These gangs of thugs really didn't take my Canglan Academy seriously, and at this time, they dared to appear openly in the Imperial City, call the law enforcement team, and follow me to arrest the villains. "The third elder is a hot-tempered person, and he happened to be out of the academy on the day of the bombardment, otherwise he would have been killed a long time ago. Coincidentally, all the high-level officials of the academy were summoned to the palace by Emperor Canglan that day, so they gave Zhang Dacang and others a chance.
Zhang Yi looked at the three elders and others who were menacing, and without saying a word, a cannonball was fired, and the wings behind the dragon armor were opened, Zhang Yi fired cannonballs while flying, and the cannonball explosion had no power, but it was extremely smelly, and streams of yellow-green smoke rose up, and after a while, the entire Canglan Academy and the eight surrounding streets were surrounded by stinky bombs, and refused to disperse for a long time. Until the night, the surroundings of Canglan Academy were still disgusting.
Canglan Academy left some elders to guard the academy, and the rest were all on vacation until the stench dissipated.
The stench lasted for three days before it dissipated, and the teachers of the academy returned to the academy one after another, but it was less than an hour before Zhang Yi came with a stink bomb, he came, he came with a stink bomb. For another three days, the high-level leaders of the academy and the bigwigs of the Imperial City were about to be tortured and go crazy.
After the stench cleared, a 20-meter-high banner was erected in front of the gate of Canglan Academy, which read: "As long as you don't release stinky smoke, we will agree to whatever you ask." ”
Zhang Dacang and a few people rolled on the ground with a smile holding their stomachs in the Xuanwu ship, and the sugar girl looked at the few people who couldn't stop laughing, and she was also happy in her heart, it was really like things to gather people in groups, Zhang Yi, who was usually silent, could actually come up with such a bad method.
Zhang Yi was wearing Zilong armor and walking on the streets of the Imperial City, and the people around him saw Zhang Yi quickly covering his mouth and nose and fleeing in a hurry. "The Stinky Fart King is here, everyone run. ”
Zhang Yi's wings behind him flapped slightly, and the muzzle of the cannon was facing the gate of Canglan Academy, and the dean of Canglan Academy led all the elders and teachers to wait for him: "Little friend, be merciful, if you have any requests, we will try our best to meet them, and we hope that our subordinates will be merciful." ”
"We just want an explanation, are you afraid of the heavens and dare not admit us to the hospital. Zhang Yi's tone was full of grievances.
"This matter is wrong with my Canglan Academy, I hope Xiaoyou understands, although my Canglan Empire is one of the six empires, but we can't provoke the world. "The dean also has a hard time, and he really doesn't dare to provoke it.
"Is there really no room for maneuver?" Zhang Yi is still working hard.
"Little friend, it's better to do this, this jade plate is for you, you can go to Shengzhou Academy with the jade card, if there is any academy in the Fairy Spirit Continent that can compete with the Outer Heavens, then only Shengzhou Academy, with my friendship with Shengzhou Academy, I should accept you into the hospital." ”
Zhang Yi asked east and west, and the dean desperately explained that all the elders had said all the good things, and the teachers almost kowtowed to send Zhang Yi, a plague god, not a stinky god.
The Xuanwu ship flew over the Canglan Imperial City, and Zhang Yiyi saw that the matter was almost over, and arched his hand to everyone: "Then I won't bother anymore." Zhang Yi flew into the Xuanwu ship. The magnetic voice of Zhang Cannon's cannon came from the Xuanwu ship: "Thank you Canglan Academy for the gift, it is worthy of being one of the six major academies, the richness of the treasures in the treasure house, hey, it is poverty that limits my imagination." After saying that, the Xuanwu ship turned its speed to the maximum and disappeared into the sky in an instant.
The dean's hand trembled and pointed in the direction of the treasure house: "Go and take a look." ”
After hearing the loss of the treasure house, the dean successfully fainted, and let everyone shout, but he didn't wake up.
In fact, Zhang Dacang and the others didn't take too many things, Zhang Dacang and the others used the magnetic field jammer to evade the guards, and came to the treasure pavilion, and all the first to eighth floors were in the bag, but the ninth layer of prohibition is different from the first eight layers, and it will not be opened for a while and a half, Zhang Dacang had to retreat with his saliva in his mouth: "There must be a treasure in the ninth layer, super baby." "Zhang Dacang hated himself, hated himself to death.
The Jedi Ice Plain was millions of miles away from the Canglan Imperial City, and the Xuanwu ship traveled at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour for a full twenty days before it arrived.
The world in front of me is crystal clear, this is a world of ice and snow, even the air can cleanse the soul. In the distance, a snow-capped mountain towers into the clouds, and the cold mist at the foot of the mountain is beautiful.
"Put away your high technology, from today onwards, we will be doing penance here, and now everyone will dig an ice cave for shelter. "Sugar Niuniu twisted her ass and stared at everyone, after more than two months of repair, Tang Ying's Yuan Shen recovered most of it, if anyone is disobedient, it will be a Yuan Shen whip on the body, whip on the body, and it hurts in the soul.
Isn't it just digging an ice hole? It's not simple. Everyone had this idea and dug for a week. The ice here is harder than Xuantie, but God is fair, digging ice in an environment of minus 100 degrees for a week, and the flesh of several people has grown considerably. Of course, except for Zhang Cannon, his physical body is already very strong.
Zhang Yi faintly has the feeling of breaking through the Yuan Baby, but after the Yuan Infant realm, it does not mean that he can break through when he cultivates, this requires understanding, he needs to understand the Avenue of Heaven and Earth, there are three thousand avenues of heaven and earth, as long as he realizes one, he can break through the Yuan Baby, set foot in the real realm of cultivating immortals, and transform into a god.
Zhang Cannon conducted a decomposition test on the ice of the Jedi Ice Field, the ice here is not ordinary, it can neither refine weapons, nor can it refine armor, and it can't even be used for medicine, and it will be poisoned if you drink it after melting. After drinking, the whole person became extremely slow, not only moving slowly, but also running as slowly as an old cow.
The only thing to be thankful for is Zhang Yuan, Zhang Yuan has not cultivated at all, he is too young, too young is not good for cultivation, the best age for cultivation is twelve years old, you can refine your body before the age of twelve, it is Zhang Yuan who has never cultivated, after coming to the Jedi Ice Field, it is like a whirlpool center, and endless cold energy is crazy to gather towards Xiao Zhang Yuan. Zhang Yi said that he was protecting his sister, but in fact, he was rubbing Yuan'er's cold aura, and everyone didn't break it.
I thought that the first person to break through the Yuan Infant should be Zhang Yi, but I didn't expect it to be him.
It's been so long, and the Jedi Ice Fields have always been the same kind of weather, the sun is always vague, and the continuous light snow never stops. On this day, several people were cross-legged to comprehend, a cloud of calamity condensed on the top of Wu Liuliu's head, Wu Liuliu's dark spiritual root absorbed the cold attribute, there was a great change, and the spiritual power full of dark aura was more concealed after combining the cold spiritual power, dark, cold, hidden, and unknown. Wu Liuliu's breath gradually disappeared in everyone's perception, even the sugar girl's release of the Yuan Shen Detection could not detect Wu Liuliu's breath, and Zhang Dacan's thermal energy detection could not show Wu Liuliu who was close at hand.
"Liuliu won't die, right?" Zhang Dacang screamed and was about to pounce. was bitten by the sugar girl's trouser leg, Zhang Dacang moved too fast, Tang Niuniu didn't have time to stop Zhang Cannon, so she had to bite Zhang Cannon's trouser leg to stop him.
Tang Niuniu raised her little paw and pointed to the dark clouds in the sky: "He's enlightening, don't disturb, let's stay away, be careful of being struck by thunder." ”
Everyone withdrew five hundred meters and looked at Wu Liuliu from a distance. The clouds of calamity gathered more and more, and a fierce thunderbolt slashed down, without giving Wu Liuliu any preparation. Wu Liuliu under the thunder tribulation did not move at all, and the blue-purple tribulation thunder flickered and then disappeared without a trace.
One, two, three...... When the ninth thunder tribulation was over, Wu Liuliu slowly stretched and stood up.
"What a thunderstorm, it's nothing. As soon as Zhang Dacang's words fell, a thick thunderstorm came down, and everyone reacted quickly and stayed away from Zhang Dacang.
Just when everyone thought that Zhang Dacang had an epiphany and broke through, they only listened to the heavenly clouds: "You talk a lot." After that, another thunderbolt struck, and Zhang's cannon completely turned into an explosive head.
"Brother Lei Zheng has a smooth journey, and he doesn't send it off slowly. Zhang Dacang gave up his hand again, and made a gesture again, and sent off the thunder robbery.
"Don't talk too much in the future, be careful that the next time you cross the catastrophe, I will give you a few more times. "It seems that the thunder tribulation is also a joke.
The clouds of calamity slowly dissipated, and he said indignantly in his heart: "Why do others cross all kinds of majestic and beautiful women, and when they come to me, they have become thunderstorms, and they are laughed at by stupid boys." The more Lei Zheng thought about it, the more angry he became, and in the last second of dissipation, he gave Zhang Dacang another blow.
"If it weren't for the sake of having to cross the catastrophe in the future, I would like to give you a Gagaburu, a ku, and a Hasa. Zhang Dacang jumped to his feet and shouted.
What he didn't know was that his words made Lei Zheng cry. Lei Zheng: "He's also a traverser, a library." ”
Wu Liuliu's face was calm, usually Wu Liuliu talked the most, could it be that Lei Split broke his brain.
"Don't touch it, I already know the way I'm going, Cannon, and I'm going to be a man who walks in the dark, and people will feel cold and shiver when they hear my name. "At this moment, Wu Liuliu has an illusory feeling in the eyes of everyone, if you don't look carefully, you won't feel that there is a person here, and when you look carefully, you can't see that there is a person here.
"That's what I felt, cold night. "Cold darkness - cold nights.
"Six-six, you want to be a killer. Zhang Dacang said Wu Liuliu's thoughts. "It's very suitable to be a killer, but the name Wu Liuliu is not very suitable for a killer, it's not imposing to say it, and it's not bluffing. ”
"Cold night, my feelings, are also my name. Wu Liuliu said solemnly, very proud in his words.
"Wu Hanye, doesn't that mean that there is no cold night?" Zhang Dacang is always so unable to speak.
"If I don't want to pay attention to you, you're a stupid X. Wu Liuliu turned and left.
"Everyone, work hard. Before Zhang Dacang's voice fell, the clouds reappeared. Zhang Dacang was frightened: "Big brother, I didn't say anything bad about you, why are you here again." ”
"Where did you cross over? He didn't pay attention to Zhang Cannon, but asked directly.
Zhang Dacang is blinded, what's the situation?
"What kind of monster are you?" Zhang Dacang felt that he was being turned upside down, which was even more terrifying than crossing by himself.
"Lao Tzu is not a monster, Lao Tzu crossed over from the earth, what about you?" asked Qi Yun again.
"Hey, I'll go, fellow. "This is really in response to that sentence, out of the province, the province is full of fellow villagers, out of the country, the people of the country are all fellow villagers, and after crossing, the people of the earth are all fellow villagers.
"I'm from Northeast China, and you're from Nagada?" said Zaiyun, still speaking in dialect.
"Emma, the fellow has tears in his eyes when he sees the fellow. I'm also from the Northeast. ”
A group of people just looked at Zhang Dacang and Zhengyun in a daze, and the more they chatted, the hotter they became. What is this, is this the secret of Zhang Cannon's transformation?
"Big brother, wait for me, I'll do my job first, that little girl is going to be killed. The cloud of calamity released a small thunderbolt and pointed at the ice cave where Zhang Yuan was.
"You still have human nature, don't you? Yuan'er has just passed her fifth birthday, why are you so immoral and smoking?"
"Don't worry, I can't take care of our relationship. The Northeast Lei Tribulation pointed at Zhang Yi: "You go over, Lao Tzu should be a live Lei Feng today, take you to pretend to be X, and take you to fly." ”
It was originally nine thunder tribulations, in order to bring Zhang Yi to install X, the Northeast thunder tribulation was slashed more than forty times, and Zhang Yi still didn't understand the Tao.
Lei Zheng was about to be driven crazy: "Don't you have a brain? Feeling the combination of thunder and lightning and cold, do you understand Han Lei? IM, Li Lei." IM, Han Meimei. Li Lei married Han Meimei, Han Lei. ”
Zhang Yi didn't understand what Li Lei Han Meimei was, but the combination of thunder and lightning and cold completely broke through the last trace of fog in Zhang Yi.
"Ahh
"Are you ready, big baby? ”
Zhang Yi, who was struck by thunder tribulations one after another, smoked all the time, and after twenty-seven thunder tribulations in a row, Zhang Yi was no longer human. But Zhang let out a hearty and happy laugh: "Haha, I figured it out." In fact, Zhang Yi is not enlightened, but has figured out the enmity between himself and his sister. If you have revenge, you will take revenge, so why suppress yourself.
From today on, the silent Zhang Yi has become a joke, and the talkative Wu Liuliu has become a silent cold night.