Chapter 428: I Suck!
Meanwhile.
Chen Dongyang and Qi Xiuyuan Dugu Huayue also came to him.
Chen Dongyang said with emotion: "Uncle Shen, in just one day, you have experienced life and death, and we have also experienced joy and sorrow, which really caught us off guard!"
Shen Tianqi said helplessly: "It's all just a misunderstanding..."
"No!
"It's fate!"
"You die, we cry, you live, we laugh. ”
"This is fate, blessing. ”
"If you die and we laugh, it's a bad fate. ”
"So Uncle Xiao, we are fate!"
Chen Dongyang said excitedly.
Shen Tianqi: "......"
You're a forced fate, right?
Dugu Huayue said: "Uncle Shen, it's good that you didn't die, but then again, who is spreading the news of your death?
Shen Tianqi shook his head helplessly and said, "To be honest, I don't know how I died. ”
Dugu Huayue said: "Too many things happened on this day, first there were rumors that the head of the sect was taken away, and then the disciples of the Yin Corpse Sect appeared, and then finally said that you were dead." It's a messy day. ”
Shen Tianqi also sighed, yes, can it not be messy?
As soon as things are messed up, there is no clue.
Even Shen Tianqi was confused, how could he return to Lingyun Gate and have more trouble?
At this time, Qi Xiuyuan took out stacks of albums and said to Shen Tianqi: "Come, little uncle, sign your name." ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi vaguely remembered the fear of being dominated by Qi Xiuyuan's paintings, so he had to say helplessly: "Why do you want to sign again?"
Qi Xiuyuan said seriously: "Little uncle, don't you know, after you die, how precious your signature painting is." When you were alive, it wasn't so precious, and after you died, the price went up!"
"I regret that in my heart! I've sold thousands of copies, why didn't I keep a copy for myself?!"
"Of course, I want you to paint now, and I'm definitely not here to make money. Rather, in case you are not there one day, I look at your signature to relieve lovesickness. ”
Shen Tianqi said with a dark face: "God's lovesickness..."
And Qi Xiuyuan said: "So, Uncle Xiao, sign it, sign it, and the income will be fifty-fifty when the time comes." ”
Shen Tianqi immediately said: "If you don't sign it, you won't sign it, and you won't sign it if you die." ”
Qi Xiuyuan looked at Shen Tianqi seriously and said, "Actually, junior uncle, I have always had a secret hidden in my heart. ”
"Oh?"
Everyone looked at him curiously.
Qi Xiuyuan blinked, trying to secrete some tears, but he didn't squeeze out a single tear after blinking for a long time, but he still said affectionately: "Actually, my original surname is Shen..."
"My father's surname is Shen, and my mother's surname is Qi. ”
"Actually, I've always had my mother's last name..."
"As for why I don't have my father's last name..."
As he spoke, Qi Xiuyuan blinked desperately, but his mother's eyes were dry, and not a single tear came out.
Everyone looked at him expressionlessly.
Qi Xiuyuan looked up at Shen Tianqi, "Uncle Shen, actually, I am your biological brother who has been missing for many years!"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Others: "......"
At this moment, a sound was heard in the distance.
"Son!"
"Brother!"
"Young Master!"
"Two dogs!"
“...”
Immediately afterwards, the villagers led by Shen Ping'an and Zhang Genbao rushed over one after another under the leadership of the disciples of Lingyunmen.
They didn't cry like that, but when they came to Shen Tianqi, they were all stupid.
One by one, they all looked at him with red eyes, but there were three points of confusion, three points of astonishment, and four points of stagnation in their eyes.
Shen Tianqi was also a little stunned, isn't it, why are the people of the whole village here?
Shen Tianqi slowly raised his hand and said, "Hello folks, I'm not dead." ”
"Ahhhh
The villagers subconsciously screamed and took a step back.
"Corpse!"
"Stand back!
Chu Changfeng was forcibly pushed out, and then glared at Shen Tianqi angrily and said, "In the Lower Xuanfeng Heavenly Venerable Chu Changfeng, don't be rampant with the two dogs who cheat the corpse!"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Dad, mother, fellow villagers, I'm still alive!"
Shen Tianqi said helplessly.
"No, no, no, my son is dead! There is an endless stream of wreaths being sent! So, you must have cheated the corpse!"
Shen Ping'an shuddered and said, "Son, you're calling it back to the light, right?
"Oh, you can't cheat the corpse until it's done! I swear, I'll never whip you with a shoe again in my next life. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Ergouzi, I'm your Uncle Zhang, you... You stand there and don't move... If you have something to say..."
"Now that everything in Tianqi Village is on the right track to cultivate immortals, you can go with confidence..."
"But, you can't cheat the corpse! This makes your Uncle Zhang very frightened!"
"Changfeng, him!"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Dad!"
Hongyan opened his mouth and said, "Tianqi is really not dead!"
"Oh, not dead? Well, since Hongyan said so, then he must not be dead. ”
Shen Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yes, Hongyan said that the second dog is not dead, so he must not be dead. ”
Zhang Genbao also said, "Don't worry, it's not a corpse, the second dog is alive and well!"
Shen Ping'an said: "Sure enough, it's a cheap name to feed!"
"Tianba, why don't you change your name to Sanzi?"
Shen Tianba: "???"
Seeing that his father and mother and the villagers reacted so hastily, Shen Tianqi was speechless.
Why?
You don't believe what you say.
And what your wife said, you believe it?
And!
Do you believe just one sentence?
Isn't this change too hasty?
When they learned that the second dog was not dead, everyone looked at An Ning Peak.
They had noticed the unique and growing scenery of this Lingyun Gate before, but the sadness spread to their hearts, so they didn't have time to look at it.
But at the moment, it really looks like a different scenery.
Although Anning Peak is inhabited by three people, it is definitely the last peak for the development of the natural environment.
"Is this Wonderland?"
They muttered, indulged in it.
Suddenly, a person took a deep breath and said, "This is immortal qi!
"Ss the fairy breath too!"
"Woc! Suck slowly, I can't suck it!"
So, the villagers began to inhale the fairy qi in large gulps.
Shen Tianqi said: "Everyone, this is just ordinary air, not immortal qi!"
Zhang Genbao said: "Ergouzi, you don't understand this, right? You have lived here for a long time, so you are naturally accustomed to the air here. And as soon as we come to Lingyun Gate, we can feel that the air here is different from that under the mountain!"
"Suck!"
"I'll suck!"
Shen Ping'an was also happy to do it until, he let out a loud fart...
The crowd looked at him: "???"
Then collectively bent over: "Gross!"