Three chapters become sheep

The two of them were full of energy, dignified appearance, one was dressed in a cyan bullet flower dark pattern brocade suit, wearing a free scarf on his head, and a short sword at his waist, his appearance was fresh and handsome, his eyes were bright, and he looked more enthusiastic and lively;

The other person looked calm, holding a sandalwood folding fan, wearing a white cloud flying goose fine brocade robe, and a white hosta inlaid with precious stones was inserted in the bun.

Every gesture is filled with a faint scent of orchids.

These two sons are by no means ordinary people in terms of appearance, dress or temperament, Xiao Yan did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute with fists, and thanked: "In Xia Xiao Yan, thank you for the rescue of the two sons!"

The man in white smiled and said, "They are both sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, and this little favor should be deserved." Xiao Shaoxia's martial arts are amazing, even if you don't need to be reminded by the two of us, you will definitely be able to dodge. ”

Xiao Yan hurriedly waved his hand: "If it weren't for Gongzi's help, he would have already gone to meet the King of Hades at this time! Dare to ask Gongzi's surname? If there is a chance in the future, he will definitely repay him!"

The man in white shook the folding fan lightly and smiled slightly: "No, the surname is Su, such a trivial matter, there is no need to repay it, if there is fate, goodbye to the rivers and lakes!"

"Good!

The two nodded, turned and disappeared into the crowd.

Xiao Yan looked at the figures of the two leaving, and was stunned.

For some reason, he always vaguely felt that this son had a somewhat familiar feeling.

How could it feel familiar when they first met? He shook his head, thinking that he was too careful.

"Hey, Banzha, what are you doing in a daze?" Qi Zehui walked for a long time and saw that no one was following, so he turned back and patted Xiao Yan's shoulder.

Xiao Yan kicked the former's ass without saying a word, and scolded: "You are embarrassed to say it!"

After being full of wine and food, Xiao Yan and Qi Zehui came to a relatively secluded teahouse to escape the heat, listened to the storytelling and calmed down, and then told Fang Cai's story one by one.

"Tut-tut!" Qi Zehui gritted his teeth and smashed his mouth, "It's really thrilling to look at this way, Brother Xiao, isn't the little brother here to accompany you!"

Xiao Yan gave him a punch angrily and funny, and the two were laughing and scolding, when suddenly two more people came in at the gate next to him.

"Su Gongzi, what a coincidence!" Xiao Yan waved his hand a little excitedly.

Su Gongzi and the others were also a little surprised, but out of politeness, they still smiled and nodded, and then strolled upstairs and sat down in a private room facing downstairs.

"Look, these are the two sons I told you about earlier!" Xiao Yan said with some excitement.

Qi Zehui squinted his eyes and looked at the two people upstairs, and after a long time, he turned his head to look at Xiao Yan, but his mouth was amazing:

"Are you sure those are the two 'sons'?"

"What? uh, what else?"

"I see ......" Qi Zehui lowered his voice, "Those are clearly two girls dressed as men!"

"What......! Xiao Yan was startled, and quickly turned his head to take a closer look. After a while, he looked at Qi Zehui and said with a disbelieving face: "I don't believe it!

"Hey, you have to believe in the master's vision!

Xiao Yan, who didn't find any clues, pouted: "Don't slander others as women as soon as you see a handsome and dashing person! Relax your mind and know that the man who looks better than you in the rivers and lakes has gone to the sea!"

"You look at people too vulgar, you only know how to look at people's faces, but you don't know how to look at people's insides!"

"Oh, what's the inner law?" Xiao Yan became interested.

"Look," Qi Zehui pointed to the bodies of the two people upstairs, "These two people are light and thin, but their chests are slightly bulging, at first glance, they are all beautiful women who come out to play in male clothes, and deliberately wrap their bodies with their breasts so as not to show flaws!"

Xiao Yan tilted his head and stared for a long time, but he didn't see the reason.

"Do you want to bet?" Qi Zehui picked up the teapot and filled the teacup.

"Bet on it!" Xiao Yan discharged ten copper plates and placed them neatly on the table.

"Look!" Qi Zehui smiled, picked up the teacup and walked upstairs.

In the private room, Su Gongzi and the two were sitting opposite each other and listening attentively to the commentary, Qi Zehui coughed lightly twice to attract the attention of the two, and then walked forward with a smile: "Two sons, I am a good friend of the one downstairs......"

"Isn't it just a matter of one sentence? As for chasing it like this, the plaster is still sticky!" said the young man in Tsing Yi on the side quite impatiently.

"Hey, Xiao Yun, don't be unreasonable!" Su Gongzi smiled, "Shaoxia, this is the younger brother, surnamed Zhou, who is a little reckless, if you are offended, please Haihan!"

"Where, where is Su Gongzi, the two of you saved one of my friends, little... It's too late to be happy, how can you blame it for such a trivial matter, isn't that too small-bellied!" Qi Zehui almost said smoothly.

"That's a lot of nonsense......" The boy in Tsing Yi, who was known as Xiao Yun, muttered quietly.

Qi Zehui saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, so he didn't say much, raised the teacup and said: "Meeting is fate, replace wine with water today, and give a glass to the two sons here!"

"Please!" Su Gongzi raised his glass.

"Please!" Qi Zehui laughed secretly, pretending to miss by raising his glass, and poured all the water in the cup on the chest of the boy in Tsing Yi.

The boy in Tsing Yi exclaimed in surprise and quickly stood up to wipe his clothes.

It's not that the two of them can't afford tea, but they can't afford to lose the clothes.

"Ouch, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry......" Qi Zehui's eyes were quick, "I'll help you wipe it-"

He stretched out his hand, quickly reached to the chest of the boy in Tsing Yi, and rubbed it vigorously-

It's! amazing softness!

"Ahh

......

Xiao Yan and Qi Zehui strolled down the street, the latter humming a little song while fiddling with the copper plate in his hand with the swollen half of his face.

It's really a woman dressed as a man...... Xiao Yan was in a daze while walking, not just distressed for the ten copper plates.

If it weren't for Qi Zehui's fast running, I am afraid that he would be split in half by the embarrassed and annoyed "son" in Tsing Yi with a sword.

"Hey hi hi ~ hey hi hi ~ reach out and touch my sister's little hair, race a wool pen ~ reach out and touch my sister's chest, my chest is in your body ~ hey hi hi ~ hey hi hi ~ " Qi Zehui was in a good mood and led Xiao Ding, who was a little dazed, to wander around the city. Soon, he found where he wanted to go -

Casino.

"I'll go play two hands inside, you wait for me here, don't move!" Qi Zehui led Xiao Yan to the wonton stall next to the casino, and said with a smile.

"Got it, got it, get out of here!" Xiao Yan really couldn't understand where those dice were so fun to guess the size.

"Hey, hey, hey~Hey, hey~" Qi Zehui jumped into the casino.

Xiao Yan asked for a bowl of wontons and ate it slowly, and waited for almost an hour without seeing his friends come out, coupled with the high sun and the pressuring heat, he couldn't help but be even more upset.

The sun was high and the streets were empty and there were no pedestrians. At this time, not far away, a man with a nervous expression and a peasant's costume walked quickly towards this place with a sheep.

How could there be sheep in this Yuezhou City? Xiao Yan became interested and looked at the little sheep with great interest.

The sheep was deaf and pulled his head, and seemed to be very disobedient to the farmer's instructions, and his body was either struggling from side to side or dragging backwards, and he insisted on not following his master. The sheep struggled desperately, and the farmer could only pull with the strength of milk, and one man and one sheep were angry with each other on the road, which looked strange and funny.

"Fuck! you've got a face, huh?" the farmer was furious and kicked the sheep in the belly twice. Then the sheep came down to the truth.

The farmer tied the sheep firmly to the side of the road and shouted at the old man at the wonton stall: "Old man, come to a bowl of wontons!

"Okay!" the old man hurriedly added firewood, and the soup in the pot suddenly boiled.

"Old man," said the peasant, "what is the fastest route to the west of the city?"

While cooking wontons, the old man said, "Go straight along this road, turn left and continue walking." ”

The peasant nodded and shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up! Uncle, I'm starving to death!"

Xiao Yan didn't have much heart, but after thinking about it carefully, he suddenly felt that something was wrong:

The locals are dressed up, but they don't know the way out of the city, and their accents are a bit pretentious;

seems to be an honest farmer, but he unceremoniously uses "old man" and "master" in his words.

The man was munching on the wonton as he looked around nervously, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong.

But Xiao Yan adhered to the principle of not talking too much and not doing much, although he was extremely puzzled, he still did not ask.

The sheep was exposed to the sun, struggling and neighing, as if thirsty.

After the peasant finished eating the wontons, his face suddenly changed, he covered his stomach, pointed to the sheep and said to the old man: "I'll go find a thatched toilet for convenience, you must help me take good care of this sheep, and don't feed it water to drink no matter what!

"Yes, yes. The old man nodded resignedly.

Watching the farmer walk away quickly, Xiao Yan dared to look at the sheep openly. The sun was like a big ball of fire, so hot that even those sitting under the pergola could not stand it, let alone a poor livestock?

When the sheep saw that its master was gone, it kicked and bitten, and its crying became more and more violent.

As the saying goes, all things have spirits, every flower and every grass is like this, not to mention a livestock that can understand human nature? Xiao Yan looked at the sheep's painful and anxious appearance, and he really couldn't bear it, so he stood up and poured the water from the kettle on the table into his bowl, and stepped forward to feed the sheep water and drink.

"I can't help it, little brother, didn't you hear what the guest told me just now?" the old man hurriedly stepped forward to stop Xiao Yan.

"I heard that, but what he said was to tell you not to feed me, but he didn't ask me!" Xiao Yan pushed the old man away, "Wait a while, if he wants to find trouble, you can just let him find me!"

The old man walked back to the boiler without saying a word.

Suddenly, there was a sound of a sword unsheathed from behind, Xiao Yan felt a chill in his heart, and hurriedly dodged sideways. The old man's fiery single knife slashed down vigorously, and immediately split the table on the stall in half.

"Boy, tell you not to do too much, but you don't listen! This time you are killing yourself!"

"It turns out that the two of you are in a group!" Xiao Yan sneered, he suddenly understood that what he said before was just a deliberate act, and he said it to himself, an outsider!

When the old man saw that he missed a move, he swept the knife again. Xiao Yan bent down to dodge, a sweeping leg forced the former back, and his free hand took the opportunity to grab the old man's arm, pulling, pushing, the old man's center of gravity was unstable, and his footsteps suddenly became messy.

Xiao Yan didn't care about respecting the old and loving the young at this time, and he turned around and kicked the old man unceremoniously and knocked over the boiler, and the hot water that had just been boiled made the old man scream.

"I'm going to feed this beast today!" Xiao Yan shook the hem of his clothes violently, turned around and put the water bowl in his hand in front of the sheep.

Seeing the sheep gulping down the water, Xiao Yan was also very satisfied, although he couldn't understand why the old man was so concerned about a sheep, he still whistled happily and turned around to leave.

At this moment, an accident happened, and the sheep that had drunk the water suddenly fell to the ground and fluttered, leaving it all around with flying dust.

"What? Is that water poisonous?" Xiao Yan subconsciously touched his abdomen, wondering if he had escaped with this inexplicable physique.

But who knows, when the smoke and dust cleared, where was the sheep lying on the ground, it was clearly a woman!

Xiao Yan was dumbfounded, and hurriedly dragged the disheveled and gray-faced woman into a shady place, and a story that the coachman told him when he was chatting with the coachman not long ago suddenly came to mind:

It is said that in the Jiangnan area, there are many thieves who abduct and sell people, and the methods are strange. One of them is the use of a vicious secret technique in which adults and children are disguised as animals and then taken away in a blatant manner, a technique called "animal making". But this man turned into an animal that could not drink water, and as soon as he drank it, he became back.

At first, Xiao Yan thought it was just a story circulating in the market and listened to it as a joke, but now that he really saw it, he was stunned.

Xiao Yan saw that the woman's hair was scattered and her breathing was weak, so he hurriedly brushed the hair off her face and wanted to pinch her middle, but when he saw her face clearly, he was taken aback again: Isn't this the "brother" of "Su Gongzi"!

After some tossing, this "brother" finally woke up in a daze, and Xiao Yan hurriedly asked, "Miss Zhou?"

When Miss Zhou saw Xiao Yan, her eyes were suddenly full of tears, and she opened her mouth, but her tongue was stiff and she couldn't make any sound. Xiao Yan leaned her against the pillar of the pergola and fed her some water, and then Miss Zhou cried.

Her first words were, "Thief!

Xiao Yan's face was confused, and he hurriedly asked what happened, why didn't that "Su Gongzi" stay with her?

Miss Zhou couldn't hide it at this time, so she cried and told the matter one by one