The guards on the mountain are not strict, after all, under the iron-fisted rule of the Three Holy Mountains, there are few people who dare to make trouble, and even fewer monks from other continents have arrived, and the mountain has been safe and sound for many years, so the big security brothers are usually idle and have nothing to do.

Hua Lanting's disguise did not show any flaws, his height, face shape, appearance and clothing were all the same as the ugly aunt, and the leader of the guards guarding the first entrance could not see through it even if his cultivation was not low.

However, although he has no flaws, he has a flaw.

This aunt lives a poor life, and she opened a small opening in the back of her pants without knowing it, and walked away to reveal a small piece of white flowery buttocks, and was rubbed on her buttocks by the guards when she passed the customs.

Hua Lanting pretended to lower his eyebrows and didn't dare to speak, his heart was broken, what kind of heavy taste is this, even the old and decrepit village woman didn't let go, it was simply unbearable for the uncle and aunt, he secretly wrote down the face of this obscene uncle, thinking that if there was a chance, he must teach a lesson and find back the field where he was harassed by the same sex.

After coming in smoothly, Hua Lanting had the rough topographic map of Sansheng Mountain in his hand, and silently drove the donkey cart with a whip, and walked along the mountain road to the direction of the back kitchen.

According to the limited information obtained, after Abu Shajah and Abu Girlfriend's brother and sister were sent up the mountain as hostages, they first worked as a handyman for a period of time, and then Abu Sharjah was not heard from, and Abu Girlfriend stayed in the cooking place to help cook, and it is said that they have been mixing in it in recent years.

Hua Lanting's first task is to get in touch with Abu's best friend.

The back kitchen is called the stove room in the free Vientiane Gate, and although the Sansheng Mountain is not a temple, it gives the back kitchen the name of "fragrant soup kitchen".

When I arrived at the door of the Xiangji Kitchen, when Hua Lanting was unloading the truck, a big man walked out.

"Yo he, it's Aunt Miao, why are you today?"

"Well, the old man is uncomfortable, his head is very hot, and his whole body is hot, so in order not to delay the affairs of the holy mountain, I have to run for him. Hua Lanting hadn't heard Aunt Miao's voice, and it seemed that this guy was an acquaintance, so he had to answer vaguely.

"Aunt Miao, isn't your voice quite right?" the man glanced at suspiciously.

"Well, probably under the influence of the old man, this throat hurts a lot. Hua Lanting coughed vigorously a few times and covered up.

The man didn't chase after him anymore, and said, "Then hurry up, you still have to sleep in the firewood room for one night, and wait until tomorrow morning to load those sundries before you can go down the mountain, and rest early." ”

The guy stopped talking, but Hua Lanting didn't want to let go of this opportunity.

He tore off a big piece of pig's head meat from the car and stuffed it into the other party's arms, and said in a dumb voice: "His eldest brother, my aunt begs you something." ”

The man peeked around to see that there was no one, put the pig's head meat into his arms, and said with a smile:

"Auntie, what do you have to say, folks in the township, I will help if I can, and don't blame you if I can't help. Let's talk about it first, the price of vegetables, fresh meat and mountain goods, the brothers can't reach out with a little talk, it's best to let your old Wang talk to the deacon. ”

Hua Lanting hadn't thought of the wording yet, but when he heard this, he got down the donkey and said tentatively:

"How dare we bother the deacon, as the saying goes, the county official is not as good as the current management, how did the aunt hear that Abu's best friend, this girl, is now useful for talking in the back kitchen?"

"That's right. The girlfriend is now out. Although her qualifications were too poor to cultivate, so she was sent to the Xiangzhu Kitchen, but she was articulate and discerning, and she was liked up and down in the kitchen and servants, and the deacon also asked her to take charge of some chores. ”

Hua Lanting was embarrassed: "It's just that we can't get in the back kitchen, I have taken a few faces from afar before, and I can't talk closely." You know, I hugged this girl when I was a child. ”

The man took out the pig's head and took a bite, muttering:

"Auntie, you have a good life, it's time today. Originally, I couldn't talk after my best friend and sister came out, but tonight a few stewards got together to play mahjong, and the chef Sandezi asked me to serve, and my brother was useless, so I simply sold your personal favor, so I pretended to be sick and said that I just happened to meet you and let you replace you. Anyway, Sandezi has also seen you, there should be nothing to ask, it's just an errand to serve tea and pour water, as for how to set it, you can see for yourself. ”

Hua Lanting was secretly happy in his heart, and things were really going well.

Sure enough, after the husband brought Hua Lanting in, Sandezi was indispensable, and the village woman who was mixed with Hua Lanting stayed in the house.

After a while, everyone arrived, and Abu's girlfriend was the last to enter the house.

It really scared Hua Lanting at first.

Most of the Arkansas are old and majestic, the eldest son Abu Dhabi is dignified, and the daughter Abu is also handsome and beautiful, but the youngest Abu best friend is a fat man, not an ordinary fat, the waist is a bucket waist, the legs are elephant legs, the neck is almost invisible, only a face is quite delicate, and she belongs to the kind of girl who is fat and attractive.

It seems that the fragrant soup cooks people.

Abu's girlfriend sat down with a bang, the long wooden bench under her almost fell apart, and said heroically: "Brothers, I arrived early, come on, come on, walk at least eight times tonight, and the spirit stone will be traded in cash, and there will be no credit." ”

Chef Sandezi smiled and said, "Don't be so ruthless, be careful that the three of us join forces to deal with you." What is the saying in our Aroma Kitchen? It seems to be called - in the Sansheng Mountain, in the Aroma Kitchen, fire prevention, theft prevention and girlfriends. Rubbing hemp with you, you have to be 120,000 careful. ”

"Who is this arranging this girl, I haven't married yet. Don't be nervous, what is money, that's a bastard, spend it and then earn it. The night was long, and everyone was mainly happy together. By the way, who is this lady? ”

Hua Lanting immediately stepped forward knowing the opportunity: "Best friend niece, have you forgotten? I am Aunt Miao of the old Wang family." ”

"Yes, look at my memory, I think of it, the easternmost part of the tribe, everyone calls you Uncle Wang Wang and Aunt Meow behind your back, I haven't seen you for a long time. ”

The four of them shuffled the cards and began to fight in the city of the four directions.

Hua Lanting poured tea and handed water around the circle, while secretly observing, and at the same time looking at the stubble, mainly to compliment Abu's best friend.

Abu's girlfriend was a little embarrassed to be said, and said casually while drawing cards: "Auntie, what you said is too numb." In fact, this person, as long as he is willing to do things with the strength of playing mahjong, I am afraid there is nothing bad in this world. ”

"Look, what is the spirit of mahjong? I'll tell you. ”

"First, be on call, come when called, be able to fight, and never procrastinate. ”

"Second, concentrate and concentrate, and don't care about the good or bad environment at all. ”

Third, even if you are temporarily behind and complain, you will often reflect and find your own faults and reasons. “

"Fourth, never say die, push it back to the beginning, I believe that sooner or later there will be an opportunity and time to turn the book. ”

"Fifth, regardless of whether the card is good or bad, we must strive to fight in a better direction, and we can start a bad hand to reconcile it is called the ability. ”

"Sixth, no matter who you play with, you will do your best. ”

"Seventh, never dislike doing things for a long time, whoever withdraws first, who is a puppy. ”

After four laps, Hua Lanting found that Abu's girlfriend was indeed quite secretive, sometimes silent and pretending to be deep at the poker table, and sometimes gaging to interfere with the opponent.

For example, once, she was dizzy at the old Sandezi with a card in her left hand and a card in her right hand, and she was thinking hard for a long time, hesitating which one to play in order not to light the gun, Abu's best friend deliberately said: "Sandezi, I suddenly have a doubt, when I heard someone tell me a few days ago, it is clear that there are seven countries in the Seven Heroes of the Warring States, why did Qin Shi Huang only sweep the six countries?"

Sandezi was stunned for a moment, and then reacted and scolded with a smile: "Stinky girl, shake me." You have a good question, you can't have cerebral palsy for 20 years, not even one less day. ”

He was distracted by this speech, and he put down his sore-numbed left arm without using a spoon.

Abu's girlfriend slapped the table, shook the card, and shouted, "Chicken! ”

"Okay, look at it, the front of the door is clear, all the same, seven small pairs, how many ...... count"

"Alas, alas, I don't blame me, if it weren't for you, take a look, my sister would be on the bar to blossom Haidilao, now you can steal the fun, when you are unlucky, less loss is ...... win"

Hua Lanting was not idle, he wanted to find a chance to make friends with Abu's best friend, and he was busy at the same time chattering a few words from time to time, anyway, the people here have lived in the mountains for a long time, and he doesn't know the situation of the tribe like him, so he has nothing to say about the Li family.

On lap eight, the opportunity came.

At this time, Abu's girlfriend killed all sides, and it was already a volume of three, and the other three lost so much that their eyes were green, and they secretly joined forces to fight against Abu's girlfriend, this game, caught up with Abu's girlfriend holding two cards and couldn't make up her mind which one to play.

Hua Lanting knew that the three families were in the game, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so he said:

"I said my best friend, I remember when I was a child, the tribe planted a plane tree in our yard, and you love to climb it to play. At that time, you often said that without the plane tree, you can't attract a golden phoenix, and your aunt knows that sooner or later you will fly on the branches and become a phoenix. ”

Abu's girlfriend blinked her eyes, understood, and slowly put down the "five cylinders" in her hand to be beaten, changed it to a flatbread, and escaped the catastrophe.

After eight laps, Abu's best friend smiled and finished work, and Hua Lanting took the opportunity to say: "Miss best friend, my aunt hasn't seen you for many years, and I haven't chatted enough, I want to talk to you a little more, okay?"

"Okay, come with me. ”

The two arrived at Abu's best friend's residence, and after closing the door, Abu's best friend sat cross-legged on the kang, her eyes blazing: "Aunt Miao, Ming people don't talk darkly, who are you? What are your intentions? There is no one else here, open the skylight and say bright words." ”

When Hua Lanting heard this, he was shocked!

In addition to the hole in his buttocks, what other flaws did he have that Abu's girlfriend could see through and expose his stuffing?