Chapter 15 Men and women are jealous of whom to fight
The queen really took it seriously: "The flower prince is exempt!"
I was so shocked that I almost cried out: Is this stinky virtue still the prince? Could it be that he is the emperor's younger brother?
Shao Jimei knew, but she couldn't be sure, so she boldly asked, "Hey, are you the prince?"
The concubine Niangniang was unhappy, of course she had to shake out his old bottom: "What a prince......!
I was always confused, and I thought that the prince was the prince, but who knew that there were so many exquisiteness? I wanted to beat him up just now, but now I have to avoid it.
As soon as Lord Hua saw them, his eyes lit up terribly, I wonder if there are three wives and four concubines in the family?
Looking at his virtue, he is going to flirt with his sister again! Knowing the identity of others, he still dares to do this, is it too bold?
Shao Jimei is not like others, she will greet those who have status...... I didn't expect this judgment to be wrong—Shao Jimei didn't plan to talk to him.
The queen is different, the situation is urgent, and it is just when she is employing people: "Lord Hua, do you know the emperor's situation?"
I thought he was going to make a show in front of the woman, but he didn't, but he just whispered into the queen's ear for a long time.
The queen mother nodded frequently and asked, "How sure are you?"
Lord Hua didn't count it in his heart, but he had this kind of plan...... Everything we do; it's all for ......
They said for a long time, I didn't understand a word, I really wanted to figure out what it meant?
Shao Jimei seemed to understand, and whispered to me: "Lord Hua wants to do this, and the queen thinks you can give it a try." ”
The concubine was always angry and made a very ugly sentence: "If there is something, it should be placed on the table, and it should not be hidden." ”
Suddenly, a strange voice came: "It's all here, and none of them can escape!"
The queen mother and the concubine shouted in panic: "He's coming! Flee quickly!" As soon as he became invisible, he disappeared.
Shao Jimei could see the little cutie, and followed the queen mother and the concubine next to the flower prince...... In a hurry, he took my hand and hurried after ......
I can't see what this strange voice is, I can't see it, I heard Shao Jimei say: "The head of a dog and a bear, the body of a human being, the five big and three thick, the body has red hair, and I can't tell the difference between a man and a woman." ”
I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "How can monsters have men and women? ”
Shao Jimei doesn't think so: "Since it's a monster, there must be a reason for him." ”
We don't have that much time to argue, I can't see it anyway—she doesn't panic, and says, "The monster has gone after her." ”
I remember she said: "If you want to protect your mother, why don't you go?"
Shao Jimei's attitude changed, and she said: "Now that someone is protected, do you still need me?"
Can I not see such a simple question? She is eating the vinegar of the flower prince! It's strange to say, jealousy for fighting for men is almost the same, and jealousy for fighting for favor is also there?
I'd love to know, what the hell is going on with them, "Himemi, can you let me see the invisible?"
She had to think carefully, turn a big corner, and still say: "Marry me, and you can see it immediately." ”
Isn't this forcing me? If it weren't for a pig, I wouldn't have been able to wait so long! You know? I think women are going crazy!
Shao Jimei understood what I meant, and there were comforting words: "Don't worry, take 10,000 steps back and give birth to a piglet, and I can also turn it into a human." ”
I was already hesitant, didn't I hesitate even more when I heard this?
The sound of fighting in the air sounded, and as soon as the monster got angry, it "quacked" and screamed; another shouted from the Lord of the Flowers; and with a "whoosh", the fan opened.
It's so familiar that everyone can hear it; However, I don't know how to fight? There was a "ding-ding-clang" sound.
Shao Jimei can see it, and she wants to tell me: "His fan is made of iron, and the fan cloth is steel; ”
I was so strange that I couldn't help but ask, "Can flash also be invisible?"
She also said: "Invisible things are invisible to invisible people." ”
There are so many wonders in the world, and he can show me that he has to marry her to help!
Why don't you go to him when Lord Hua is there? Give birth to a few more pigs like herself, and see if Lord Hua dares to touch the flowers and grass? However, she only stared at me, and did not want to look at Lord Hua......
The battle in the air was fierce, as if it had nothing to do with us, listening to the sounds, and being fifty meters away.
Shao Jimei didn't want to go over, and she wasn't so enthusiastic about protecting the queen's mother.
It's hard for me to be bitter, and I open my eyes like a blind man, and I don't know how people beat me.
Shao Jimei shouted in a frightened voice: "It's terrible!
I couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"
Shao Jimei was willing to answer: "Just now the monster turned into a giant, its face was red, it was one hundred meters tall and sixty meters wide, and it was wearing nothing. ”
I was curious and couldn't help but ask, "Is it a man or a woman?"
She is not as shy as the big girl, and she cannot describe it in detail, in the simplest way: "Yes...... You'll never believe ......"
"What do you believe? You're really in a hurry?" and asked again: "Himemi, make it clear, okay?"
She shook her head and opened her mouth slightly, but she couldn't speak.
From her expression, I guessed what a woman would see? Only the big fool didn't understand! What I saw with my own eyes was always at a distance from what I described.
The screams came from the air, especially the voice of the queen mother, who was the most terrifying, I don't know what's wrong?
Shao Jimei stopped squeaking, looked around, put her hand down, and disappeared.
I was stupid and shouted: "Ji Mei, don't go over;
Suddenly, I don't know what it is? Grab me high.
Immediately, the voice of the monster was heard: "See, he's my hostage." "With that, put me in a dark place......
Shao Jimei shouted loudly: "Guinan, don't worry, we will think of saving you!"
How could I not be worried? The fate of being a hostage, everybody knows, and I desperately shouted, "Come on! Please help me?"
Suddenly, my body was hit hard a few times, and the monster's stop voice came: "Don't make noise, stay well, if you are hungry and have lice, just find two and a half pounds to eat, and you can be killed!"
How could he have such a big filth on him, if he bit me, he wouldn't be able to pick up a big bag, and I was scared and screamed, "Let me out—"
The monster was smug: "You think too beautifully! Don't you understand what a hostage is? Let them surrender, and I will let you go." ”
No one else listened to me, but shouted, "Hime-mei, help me! It has lice and eats people, and its eggs are bigger than quail eggs." ”
Shao Jimei didn't seem to hear it, and I shouted it several times, and the same was true.
Anyway, among the pillar-like red hairs, there are countless lice, and you can still hear the sound of chirping.
Suddenly, there was a shout from Lord Hua: "Monster: I caught the hostage, why don't you leave? I'll send you back, take it back, do whatever you want!"