The mortal market is always bustling, and people may be devoting all their energy to their own livelihood, so that people can feel the freshness of life as soon as they step in.

In this way, even if you are a cold person, when you get here, you will add a bit of fireworks for no reason.

The Taoist face reflected the brilliance of the goods, and the ears listened to the enthusiastic selling, facing the morning light, and melted in step by step.

"Very good, very good, you finally have a little popularity. Peach Branch's whole body was covered with the knick-knacks she had bought, and as she spoke, she picked up one again, and stretched out her hand to ask him for money: "Do you know that you were like a fake fairy when you were on the mountain!

"...... "Don't you know whether to mention it or to leak your mouth?" The Taoist pointed to her and asked, "This is all the money I gave, isn't it enough?"

"Ouch, what kind of money is not rich, let's cultivate immortals, how vulgar it is to talk about money!" Tao Zhizhi cheekily continued: "Besides, didn't we say okay, I'll accompany you to eliminate demons, and you will accompany me to eat, drink and have fun?"

...... "You were clearly talking about traveling in the world, how did it become eating, drinking, and having fun?" It's just that the Taoist opened the money bag: "If you want to buy something or stay in the hotel, you can choose one." ”

"......" Momozhizhi didn't want to sleep on the streets, so he reluctantly put the things back in their place, and sighed: "There was once a person who also gave me a lot of strange things, although he always punished me with those things, but I knew that he actually wanted to give them to me, but he was embarrassed to tell me directly...... It's a pity that I left in a hurry and didn't take them with me...... Now that I buy them, they are still the same things, but I don't feel important anymore. ”

“...... The person you're talking about is called Bu Xiao?"

Momozhizhi was shocked: "How do you know?

"Not only do I know, but probably the whole inn knows. The Taoist teased: "...... If you have the ability, you can be quiet when you talk in your sleep at night, and don't shout out. ”

Peach Branch: "......"

"Look, look, it's fighting!"

With a shout, the people who eat melons responded to the call, and converged from all directions, and the Taoist glanced at the place where the crowd was surging, and it was vaguely the archway of the market.

Tao Zhizhi has always been a lively character, and sure enough, when he turned around, the shadow was gone.

The Taoist shook his head, and before he could sigh, he saw Tao Zhizhi running back like another whirlwind, and without saying a word, dragged him to the advantageous position she had just occupied.

Taoist: "......"

After talking about the difference between men and women for a year, she always prevaricated on the grounds that the gods were informal, and if she wanted to say anything, she simply turned into a bad old man and continued to smile with him......

I don't know if the "Brother Buxiao" she called in her dream always has no way to take her......

He couldn't help but think about it anymore, and the few women in front of him pinched and beaten, as if they had reached the limit, and they sat on the ground and cried.

The women all wiped their tears and asked the man in the middle: "Zhang Lang, who do you love?"

The man was at a loss, this coaxed twice, that persuaded twice, and promised again and again that he would give each of them an explanation on the next day.

Only then did everyone understand that it was the man surnamed Zhang who was inattentive and had too close relationships with many women at the same time, and finally exposed his feet and was discovered, which is why he has today.

"No, let's not choose a day, you must give us an explanation today! Let me tell you, today with them without me, with me without them!"

"Yes, yes, so do I!"

"Zhang Lang, you don't need to worry about me, I won't force you today, I'll go back and make some food you like......"

"Huh, you little prodigal, what are you doing here if you don't force him?

"I knew that you treated him like this today, and I wouldn't have come if you said anything!"

"Ouch, you, my sisters tore her mouth for me!"

So, a new round of pinching began.

The crowd said, "Don't fight, don't fight," "Why should women be embarrassed by women!", but no one went up to pull the fight.

Momozhizhi saw that the Taoist pulled her sleeve, thinking that he was going to express his opinion, but he heard him say, "Let's go." ”

Peach Branch was surprised: "...... You've been in charge of a lot of things along the way, what's the matter, this one?"

Taoist: "It is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs. ”

"......" Momozhia thought for a moment and asked, "How about countering violence with violence?"

Taoist: "...... Cannot. ”

"Tsk, isn't it possible for mortals to have three wives and four concubines, what is this jealousy for?" Tao Zhizhi thought that the cactus under the moon was in charge of the marriage affairs of the world, and as his apprentice, he should take care of this matter.

So he was about to go forward to persuade him, but he was pulled by the Taoist: "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to suggest that they live together, spend more money, the man must be willing!"

"......," the Taoist asked, "what about the woman?"

"Don't they all like this Zhang Lang, they must be willing!"

"......" the Taoist asked again, "If that man is your Buxiao, are you willing?"

“...... How could he be Buxiao, is it almost ...... the god of the old abyss" Tao Zhizhi said this, his eyes lit up: "Don't say it, it's really like, hahaha!"

The Taoist only asked, "Are you willing?"

Tao Zhizhi pouted: "Brother Buxiao won't do this to me!"

The Taoist sighed, "They think the same way. ”

Only then did Tao Zhizhi understand that even if mortals could accept three wives and four concubines, in love, they still hoped that they were the only one.

Then you have to start with the man.

So she went up to the man and asked him, "Which of them do you like?"

The man has a gentle and sweet voice, even if he is cold, he can hear a little affectionate, he didn't look at who the person was, he only lowered his head slightly, and he was full of affection, and then he sighed: "Women are all cute." ”

The implication is that they all like it.

Tsk, this scum is so clear, it really looks like the god of the old abyss.

Putting aside the original idea of fulfillment, Tao Zhizhi rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it, when the Taoist pulled again: "What are you doing?"

"He's so promiscuous, like a god I know, in that case, I can't find the right master, let's beat him up first!"

"......" The Taoist looked at her and became inexplicably excited, ruthlessly debunking: "It's not that you can't find it, you can't beat it, right?"

Peach Branch: "......"

The Taoist continued, "You must not have many friends in the Heavenly Realm, right?"

Peach Branch: "......"

The Taoist was about to speak, but Tao Zhizhi immediately surrendered: "Okay, okay, can't I do it if I don't do it?!"

Taozhizhi, who was originally going to fight until Zhang Lang became a monk, piled up an amiable smirk under the piercing heart of the Taoist, ready to convince people with virtue: "You see, from birth to death in this life, people only give birth to one heart, and since it is a heart, it should be given to only one person, are you right?"

Zhang Lang retorted: "Then let me ask you, you have only one mouth from birth to death, why do you love to eat vegetables today and radishes tomorrow, isn't it the same morning?"

“...... Hiss......" Hearing his words, Tao Zhizhi couldn't help but gasp, and said incredulously: "Unexpectedly...... Makes sense......"

After thinking about it, he couldn't think of anything to deal with, and was about to ask the Taoist for help, when he saw that he had already hidden his face and left, as if he didn't know himself, so he couldn't bother to debate with Zhang Lang anymore, and hurriedly got up and chased after him.

"That little Taoist priest over there who covers his face with his sleeves and can't even remember his name, you wait for me!"

“......”

The Taoist once again confirmed in her mind the idea that she had no friends in heaven.

They had just left, and the women had begun their intermission again.

It's crying and crying again, and it's noisy again.

Gu Yuan dragged Xinyue in, and happened to be standing in the position where Tao Zhizhi had just left.

"The host doesn't like to be lively and won't be here. What are you bringing me here for?"

Gu Yuan had to take Xinyue's hand and stop her from leaving: "I'm tired of walking, you should accompany me to have fun." ”

Xu was tired of seeing the women's crying, and some people began to look around, and when they looked, they found that Gu Yuan's head was squatting on a living creature of Wujin and Wujin, and he immediately exclaimed: "Look at it! There is a chicken on his head!"

"Oh, really, but it's the size of a palm, it should be a bird, right?"

"Ah, the chicken has seen it, it's glaring at me!"

"Shhh...... Did you feel a little chilly all of a sudden?"

“......”

"This is the Golden Crow! I don't know if it's okay not to talk nonsense?!Look at your liveliness!" After teaching the two melon-eating people who were opening their mouths, Gu Yuan hurriedly sent a message to the Golden Crow on his head: "Steady and steady, if the leakage of mana suddenly affects the luck of so many mortals, won't you become a golden crow in vain!"

That's right, this golden crow is naturally Buxiao.

Because he couldn't use the immortal body to wander the world for a long time, Bu Xiao didn't want to go back for a while, so Yuan asked him to casually turn into a personal ornament of his, and use the mortal skin he wore from the door of life and death as a tool, and then he could restrain the immortal qi, and he could pretend to be a part of Gu Yuan itself, which would not affect the luck of the mortal world.

But Bu Xiao looked at the mortal skin of the old abyss with disgust, he didn't want to be a hair crown, he didn't want to be a waist seal, he didn't want to hang anywhere, he wanted to stay in the mortal world domineering and noble.

So, he chose to squat on the head of Gu Yuan.

As for the Golden Crow, not to mention the huge size of the real Golden Crow, it was also burning all over its body, but it couldn't really burn the old abyss, so it changed slightly and turned into a small Golden Crow.

It's a pity that mortals, who have no eyesight, actually say that this is a chicken?!

Is there such a majestic chicken in this world?!

If it weren't for the laws of heaven and earth, he would have wanted to jump down and peck at their eyes!

After a long coaxing, Bu Xiao put out the fire, turned his head, and snorted.

He tilted his head, I don't know if it was too violent or how, a hair on his head was up, and he didn't go down for a long time, and several girls had already looked at it frequently with love in their eyes.

Suddenly, a woman screamed, "Ahh

Another round of beating began, and everyone watched as they began to pull each other's hair, saying that everything had happened too bald.

The man in the middle has become a little indifferent from the beginning of the persuasion, but his eyes still show a little distress and powerlessness.

This round of fighting was like a struggle before dying, extremely warm, and from time to time accompanied by the screams of the women, Xinyue said that her ears couldn't stand it, so she pulled her hand out of Gu Yuan's hand, rolled up her sleeves, and without saying a word, she held down the man in the middle and beat him up.

I don't know if it was too rhythmic or too sudden, gradually the "whoop" sound replaced the woman's scream, and then later, the man's roar turned into begging for mercy, and the women finally stopped with a confused face, and when they reacted, they were ready to pounce on the rescue.

"What are you doing? You let go of Zhang Lang, what's the matter with you, you, you, you,

"Where are you from?!Why do you want to beat him?!"

Xinyue heard someone asking, paused, pointed to herself and asked Gu Yuan silently, are you talking about me?

Gu Yuan nodded gloatingly, and Xinyue's eyes staring at the women suddenly changed from sympathy to ferocity.

The women also noticed this change, and their hearts chuckled, and timidity came out, but when the words were spoken, they slowly moved to the man's side.

Zhang Lang finally took a breath, and hurriedly raised his head with tears streaming down his face and called for help: "Xiaocui! Hongying! Osmanthus! Come and help me, I will go to the government to sue this wicked woman! Beat people on the street, is there any royal law in my eyes?!"

Xu had been screaming for a long time, and his gentle and sweet voice was as harsh as if it had been torn, but he still tried to bite the words clearly to express his anger.

However, the women had already retreated, and when they looked at the face that Zhang Lang had raised, they suddenly couldn't move their legs!

The face that was not very handsome had swollen into a pig, and it was still a purple-black, purple-black pig!

The key is that the pig's face was full of tears, very disgusting, and the scene was quiet and embarrassing for a while.

The women, you look at me, I look at you, and they pushed each other: "What, Xiaocui, Hongying, Osmanthus, he just shouted these three people......, right? So, go ye, ye are true love, I ...... I'm convinced!"

After saying that, he ran away with a tattered skirt!

There are one and two, and intermittently someone says, "I didn't call my name either, and I left ......"

In the end, the three named people stood in place, Xiaocui, Hongying, and Osmanthus looked at each other, and humbly complied: "My sisters are very good, my sister is weak and sickly, cough cough, I have to rush home to boil medicine......"

She wanted to leave, but the other two naturally refused: "My sister is modest, the fingering just now is like acupuncture, all according to the acupuncture points, I don't believe in three or five years of hard work!

The three of them originally wanted to compliment each other and let each other save people, but they actually lost their hearts when they complimented each other: "Oh, they are all sisters, so don't say these words again!

"Where, where, my sister's hair is combed in a bun!"

"You're still skilled!"

"You're still pretty!"

"Where, where. ”

"Say?"

"Communication?"

"Very good, very good!"

The three of them walked away together, leaving behind a group of stunned melon-eating people.

Zhang Lang came back to his senses, stretched out his hand, and his nose was dilated with affection: "Xiaocui! Red Ying! Osmanthus! You come back! I swear to this archway, I really love you!"

Torii: "......"

Jin Wu Buxiao: "......"

I never expected the abyss of this ending: "......"

Satisfied Xinyue clapped her hands and prepared to leave.

Zhang Lang didn't change the three of them to turn back, disheartened, looked back at Xinyue, I don't know if he was beaten dizzy or delirious, although he didn't know her, but suddenly felt that putting away the cold and fierce Xinyue was much better than the group of ruthless mothers-in-law who walked away!

So he hugged Xinyue's leg and didn't let go: "You drove them all away! My love is lost! My heart is empty! I don't care, you have to compensate me for a lady!"

Gu Yuan's "Fengyue God" is not in vain, as soon as he heard it, he knew what kind of crooked idea he was playing, and he immediately took out a folding fan and knocked it on the head of Zhang Lang, and the person fainted.

Bu Xiao sarcastically said to him when he saw this: "Yo, it's so heavy? The girl didn't knock anyone out for a long time, what's the matter with you? Aren't you jealous?!"

Gu Yuan: "I dare to think about it, this is already light." Don't you fall in love yourself and think about everyone else?!"

After the two finished fighting, they saw that Xinyue was still standing in place, motionless.

"What's wrong?"

Xinyue looked at the archway with a nostalgic face, looked at the flowery man who fell to the ground, looked at the women who had long since disappeared, and then looked at her hands.

Facing Gu Yuan's puzzled gaze, she pulled the corners of her mouth up again, and said happily: "I remember! This kind of scene has happened before, and the master took this incident as an opportunity to tell me what it means to be dedicated!"

“......”

What happened before meant that there was once a man who was inattentive and was beaten by her, so Yuan was inexplicably a little nervous after thinking about it.