Shen Tianqi was about to vomit blood.

You don't stay stupid!

Didn't you say that men love to talk back?

I'm talking back to you now, why don't you play according to the routine?

"Emperor of Heaven, don't leave me! If you don't let you go to the battlefield, I'll kneel on the washboard for you." ”

Calm the celestial man said with a sad face.

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Kneeling washboard?

What is this SAO operation?

Shen Tianqi took out ten taels of gold and said, "This money is a hundred times that you bought him, and you have already earned it." ”

Sister Zhang's eyes lit up, and Shen Tianqi thought she had agreed, but Sister Zhang said: "If you are willing to give ten taels of gold, then someone must be willing to go for twenty taels of gold!"

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, seek prosperity in stability. ”

Shen Tianqi said with a dark face: "Okay, don't be verbose." Shall I make twenty or two lines?"

Sister Zhang continued to smile and said, "If you are willing to give twenty taels, then someone is willing to give thirty taels of gold." ”

"If you are not in a hurry, you will be rich if you are stable. ”

Shen Tianqi: "!!"

Rich your sister!

Shen Tianqi was impatient, "In this way, I'll give a hundred taels of gold, right?"

Sister Zhang quickened the strength of the fan in her hand, and said happily: "See, you are not even happy to say forty two hundred or fifty taels of gold, directly increase the price to one hundred taels of gold, if you are willing to pay one hundred taels, someone will be willing to pay two hundred taels, and it will be a matter of time before I earn enough 100 million gold!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Earn over, earn over!"

"I'm going to train him a few more skills so that his value can go up. ”

"He can now kneel off the wooden washboard and bend the sterling silver washboard, and the next step is to practice kneeling on the pure gold and diamond washboard. ”

"After the washboard training, I first practiced splitting durian by hand, then practicing headbutting walnuts, and finally practicing hitting nails in the chest. ”

"I will add one hundred taels of silver to him for each skill, and it will be 100 million if rounded!"

Sister Zhang said that she wouldn't let go of anyone at the moment, and Shen Tianqi was also stunned, he didn't expect things to turn out like this.

And the calm celestial man was pale, he didn't know if the value of these cruel items could rise, but his body would definitely be crippled by then.

"Emperor, save me!"

The Calm Celestial let out a final cry.

Shen Tianqi took a deep breath and secretly said something to the calm celestial transmission.

After listening to this, the calm celestial's eyes lit up, and then nodded.

Shen Tianqi looked at Sister Zhang, and then said to Sister Zhang, "Sister, let me tell you something." ”

"What's the matter?"

Sister Zhang said curiously.

"Your pants are off. ”

Sister Zhang subconsciously looked down, and then Shen Tianqi and the calm celestial seized the opportunity to swoop out.

Dumb Virgin: "What a speed. ”

Sister Zhang's black line slid down, "Your Highness the Holy Maiden, why don't you help me stop it?"

Dumb said seriously: "The speed is too fast, I didn't react." This time by all means. ”

"Poof!"

Sister Zhang was suddenly angry, and next time she must be, I don't know if there will be a next time to go.

......

The Calm Celestial and Shen Tianqi had already run out, and the Calm Celestial said admiringly: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, you still have a way." ”

Shen Tianqi waved his hand and said: "Don't be a sycophant, hurry up and follow me to Qixian Pond, and after completing the task, give the holy water to Bu Ming to talk to, and make a quick decision." ”

The calm celestial man didn't understand, and said, "Why don't you send them the holy water first?"

"Doesn't this delay time? October pregnancy October pregnancy, October pregnancy, and now it hasn't even arrived for ten days, what's the hurry?"

Shen Tianqi and the others said, and came to the range of Qixian Pond as quickly as possible.

The Xiantan is a hundred zhang wide, the depth is bottomless, there is a miasma on the Qixian Pond, if others take a mouthful, they will be directly poisoned to death.

In this place, even the powerhouses of the True Immortal Realm had to be cautious and did not dare to go deeper.

"Shhh

As soon as he approached the Immortal Pond, the calm celestial man gasped.

"I can't imagine that there is such a dangerous place in the world!"

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, what are we doing in Xiantan?"

Shen Tianqi first took the Miasma Pill, and then also gave a few Calm Celestials, "This is the Miasma Pill, you can resist the miasma if you eat it." ”

Unexpectedly, the calm celestial man said very arrogantly: "Lord Heavenly Emperor! No, I am a member of the Celestial Clan, although this place is dangerous, but for me it is like walking on the ground!"

Shen Tianqi opened his mouth and said, "We are going to enter the bottom of the Immortal Pond. ”

"You really don't want to?"

The calm celestial man shook his head and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, I have a lot of confidence in myself!

Shen Tianqi nodded, a little envious in his heart, worthy of being a person from heaven, he treated this thing carefully, but people didn't take it seriously at all.

The two of them both flew into the Qixian Pond, the miasma was everywhere, and when they looked down, they could still see the black bubbles bubbling in the Qixian Pond.

"God... Lord Heavenly Emperor! Hurry! Give me the Miasma Pill! I can't hold it anymore!"

At this time, the calm celestial suddenly changed, and said in a loud voice.

Shen Tianqi looked over, but found that the calm celestial had already entered his body, and Shen Tianqi was messy on the spot.

Aren't you very confident in yourself?

Say that although this place is dangerous, it can't help you?

Good guy, I'm bringing you here, you're bragging to me here?

Pit than ah!

Shen Tianqi hurriedly stuffed several miasma pills into the mouth of the calming celestial, and after calming the celestial took it, his pale face gradually disappeared, and he said with relief: "Thank you, Lord Heavenly Emperor, you saved my life again!"

Shen Tianqi was embarrassed, "Didn't you say you didn't need the Miasma Pill?"

Calm Celestial said with an embarrassed face: "I didn't expect this place to be much more dangerous than I thought!"

Come on.

This is another unreliable master.

Shen Tianqi seemed to think of something and said to the calm heavens: "There is a Heavenly Dragon Babu Dragon in Qixian Pond, with a body of 100 zhang and a highly poisonous body, and it is said that it has reached the level of the Golden Immortal Realm. ”

The Calm Celestial took a deep breath and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, are you asking me to fight side by side with you to eliminate him?"

Shen Tianqi was stunned for a moment, and then said with a dark face: "Destroy a hammer!" I mean, when he appears, you are responsible for attracting him, and I will enter the bottom of the Immortal Pond. Got it?"

The calm celestial man patted his chest and said: "Isn't it just a dragon? Even if you reach the Golden Immortal Realm, it's just a mortal dragon, think I'm in the sky, eat dragon meat every day! Lord Heavenly Emperor, you can rest assured, let alone attract him, it's not a big problem for me to blow him up with a fist." ”

Looking at the confident appearance of the calm celestial, Shen Tianqi felt very unreliable, and he said: "You remember for me, don't fight him, just attract him and run somewhere else." ”

The Calm Celestial nodded and said, "I understand." ”