"Drunkard, finally let the poor monk find you!"

At this moment, there was a sudden explosion in the sky, and a loud shout came, and everyone was also attracted by this sound, and raised their heads to look at the sky.

I saw a fat monk driving a big gourd, like a golden glow, running from not far away, this monk was bloated, his clothes were shabby, and nothing was intact.

The fat monk came straight to Ye Chengwei, his eyes were fiery and he glanced up and down at Ye Chengwei, licking his tongue and swallowing saliva from time to time.

The Shen Wei brothers and sisters were stunned, the fat monk's eyes were hot, as if they were looking at a beauty.

"This monk won't have Longyangzhi, right?!"

Shen Wei couldn't help but be suspicious, and Shen Qing also nodded in agreement.

"Well, I heard that some evil monks like to improve their cultivation by collecting yin and supplementing yang, but I haven't heard of those who pick yang. ”

Ye Chengwei was stared at by the fat monk like this, and goosebumps fell to the ground all over his body.

"! Don't stare at the master like this, the master doesn't have that kind of fetish. ”

Ye Chengwei turned around and walked towards the Shen Wei brothers and sisters, and the fat monk followed him closely without saying a word, staring at him like that, Ye Chengwei wanted to punch him in the fat face.

"Whew...... Woohoo!"

If this fat monk just stared at Ye Chengwei like that, it would be fine, after he looked at it for a while, he took the initiative to get close to Ye Chengwei is smell.

The Shen Wei brothers and sisters not far away couldn't bear to look at this fat monk like this, and couldn't help but close their eyes.

"Fat monk, what the hell are you going to do?!"

Ye Chengwei couldn't stand it anymore, he pushed the fat monk away and shouted.

"That's right, it's you, the thief!"

After some careful confirmation, the fat monk said in a firm tone.

Ye Chengwei's face was dazed, he had never seen this fat monk, why did he suddenly become a wine thief?!

"Amitabha, wine thief, return the wine to the poor monk. The poor monk will be merciful and forgive you for the sin of stealing wine. The fat monk continued.

Ye Chengwei's eyes flashed, and he took out a bag of monkey wine from Zifudang, he slowly opened the wine stopper, and the wine was so fragrant that even the Shen Wei brothers and sisters not far away could smell it.

"What kind of wine is this?!"

Ye Chengwei deliberately handed the monkey wine to the fat monk and shook it, smiling slightly.

"Want it?!"

The fat monk's eyes lit up instantly, and he didn't know how many times he swallowed his saliva, and he couldn't wait to reach out and take it.

But just when he was about to meet, Ye Chengwei suddenly took back the monkey wine.

The fat monk saw that he couldn't get the monkey wine, but said seriously.

"Amitabha, Xiaoyou's tricks on the poor monk will be retributed, your words and deeds are seen by the Buddha, maybe one day the Buddha will invite you to the Western Heaven Elysium to taste tea and talk about Taoism. ”

Ye Chengwei smiled faintly and said, "It's not impossible to give it to you, but you have to exchange that thing with me." ”

"Amitabha, the poor monk has nothing else on his body except this shabby robe, could it be that the donor wants to make the poor monk naked......"

As the fat monk spoke, he actually showed a lewd smile to Ye Chengwei.

"I see that gourd on your waist is pretty good, how to change it or not, I'll give you two bags of monkey wine." ”

Ye Chengwei had already noticed the gourd on the fat monk's waist, although it looked ordinary, it was very likely to be a rare treasure.

"Two bags...... Two bags ......"

The fat monk was in a trance, his mouth kept repeating, and he unconsciously took off the gourd on his waist.

At the moment when he was about to hand it over to Ye Chengwei, he suddenly woke up and hurriedly hid the gourd in his arms, for fear that others would snatch it for him.

The fat monk muttered, "My little darling, let alone two bags, even if it is ten bags, I will not abandon you." ”

The fat monk was still muttering, and Ye Chengwei suddenly said, "Then ten bags!"

"Here you go, give me the wine!" The fat monk's eyes lit up, and he threw the gourd in his arms straight to Ye Chengwei.

The fat monk who was muttering just now that he wouldn't change ten bags decisively threw the gourd to Ye Chengwei at this time.

"Actually, I'm just trying to see if you're reluctant to change, you don't really think I'll take so much monkey wine and exchange this broken gourd with you, right?!"

Ye Chengwei coughed lightly, and smiled shamelessly.

"Donor, you...... You are willing to lie to me, a simple monk, and wait for the poor monk to record all your deeds today on this robe, and present it to the Buddha the next day, so that the Buddha can surpass your filthy heart. ”

The fat monk's eyes widened with anger, his eyes were full of anger, he stretched out a hand, pointed at Ye Chengwei tremblingly, and shouted angrily.

"You yourself said that you are reluctant to change the ten bags, I don't help your baby gourd to test whether you are really reluctant? Who knows that before my words fell, you threw the gourd to me, what can I do? ”

Ye Chengwei spread his hands and said a little innocently.

"Bastard!"

The fat monk was so angry that he scolded all of a sudden, as if he suddenly thought of his identity as a monk, patted his mouth, and muttered.

"Amitabha...... Amitabha...... , the poor monk spits filth on a whim, Buddha, you must not take it to heart. ”

"I don't want to drink, you give me back my precious gourd. The fat monk glared at Ye Chengwei and said.

Ye Chengwei hid the gourd in his arms after learning the movements of the fat monk before, and said with a smile.

"Ten bags of monkey wine!"

"No!" the fat monk shouted angrily, the kid in front of him not only deceived his precious gourd, but now he is using the gourd to blackmail himself.

"Hmph, I thought the poor monk had no choice. The fat monk snorted coldly in his heart, smiled at Ye Chengwei, and muttered in his mouth.

"Huh?!"

Ye Chengwei's face changed suddenly, the gourd in his arms vibrated slightly, and he actually sucked the bag of monkey wine he had just taken out.

Shout!

After the gourd sucked the monkey wine in, it flew directly from Ye Chengwei's arms to the fat monk's hand, and the fat monk picked up the gourd and opened it and drank the monkey wine inside.

There was a look of great enjoyment in his eyes, and his chubby face suddenly turned red.

"Donor, children can't drink such fine wine, let the poor monk taste it for you!"

Ye Chengwei was slightly stunned, he didn't expect this fat monk to have this kind of ability, it seems that this gourd is really a treasure, he shouted loudly.

"Someone, the monk grabbed the wine and drank!"

The Shen Wei brothers and sisters were dumbfounded, they didn't expect their life-saving benefactor to be such a scoundrel, and they didn't expect this fat monk to drink.

Shen Qing shouted at the fat monk, "You are a monk from that temple, and you are secretly drinking, I must go and tell you the abbot." ”

The fat monk's expression moved slightly, and he smiled slightly: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart remains." Just a little wine, the old man of the Buddha does not care. ”

The three of them were also choked by the fat monk's words, but they didn't expect that the fat monk would have so many high-sounding reasons for drinking.

"Wine robbers, have the courage to leave their names. ”

Ye Chengwei glared at the fat monk and said.

"It's easy to say, the poor monk is called Wude!"

After hearing this, the Shen Qing brothers and sisters couldn't help but laugh and said, "You are immoral!"