Crazy, boys, girls, young people, to be exact.

At about half past eight in the evening of the same day, people began to make similar posts on the Internet.

said that there were people patrolling the night in their own community or near their homes, all of them were aunts and uncles, and they were all spontaneous!

No, it is not spontaneous, it is initiated by the local branches of the Zhang's Longevity Boxing Association and the longevity boxing groups in various communities!

Oh my God, are you guys listening to Lao Zhang like that?

Isn't it just a ghost? We believe it, we believe it and we can't do it!

Many young people still don't believe this kind of post when they see someone on the Internet, some look down from the balcony, and some go out to read it.

Sure enough, under the street lamp downstairs, a row of uncles and aunts were strolling, chatting and moving their muscles and bones. The one at the head wears an armband on his arm.

It's too far away to see clearly, but it's an armband.

Moreover, this group of uncles and aunts are still trying to persuade some lonely young people to go home quickly.

A barbecue stall in northern China.

"Drink, the barbecue at this place is still good. ”

"Well, we haven't seen each other for almost five years since we graduated, right? Come, try this~" On the pony next to the barbecue stall, two young people were skewering and drinking draft beer.

The owner of the stall was busy, sprinkling cumin and oil on the barbecue. The smell of the charcoal fire, the aroma of the barbecued meat, and the sizzling sound of the meat skewers under the flame, are very tempting.

But while it was roasting, the young barbecue stall owner was stunned.

I saw five uncles and aunts with armbands walking over not far away.

The barbecue stall owner sighed in his heart, what is the situation? Aren't stalls allowed here?

It's also the urban management that doesn't let the stalls be set up, and it's not the community uncles and aunts, right? And I used to barbecue here every day, right?

Looking at the five uncles and aunts who came, the barbecue stall owner was a little confused.

Not only him, but the two young men who were masturbating were also stunned and confused.

"Young man, it's getting late, let's go home quickly. ”

"Yes, you two too, hurry up and go back, there may be ghosts at night. ”

what？

Three people with a black line.

"Auntie, what are you kidding, what the hell are you doing, don't make trouble, I still have to do business. ”

"Auntie, you, should you have read that Zhang Jiangang's announcement and really did what he said? Oh my God, no, how can there be a ghost!" one of the young men who was masturbating was speechless.

"You young man, why don't you believe it? Listen to Auntie, hurry back, it's not a good thing to stay outside so late. ”

"......" young man with a black line.

"Young man, if someone knocks on the door after going back at night, don't open the door, especially if you want to go over ~ knock knock ~ this rhythm, send us WeChat immediately, or shout loudly directly, we will go over as soon as possible." Come on, this is WeChat, scan it. There's a hell to know about it, you have to look at it, you know?"

......The young man cried, and his friend, who had just arrived from out of town, couldn't laugh or cry.

When did we young people become vulnerable?

"Auntie, don't make trouble, you better go home and watch your children. If there is a ghost, you are not afraid that something will happen to the children in the family?"

"It's okay, my son practices Master Zhang's other exercises. And we old people come out to patrol in shifts, and there are people in our community. ”

“......”

"Obedient, don't worry about us old men and old ladies, go back early. ”

"Also, drink less alcohol, the situation is not quite right these days, go back early, go outside and have a look." ”

"......" held the wine glass for a long time, listening to these uncles and aunts take a half-day class, and the skewers of these two young men were cold.

I thought that these uncles and aunts would leave after finishing speaking, and they wouldn't come back later. As a result, after the two of them ate for more than ten minutes, the group of uncles and aunts came back.

"You children, why are you so disobedient, what should you do if something happens to your parents at home? Go back, you see you drink so much~"

“......”

"Pack, boss pack~" Crazy, two young people were forced to pack and take away to eat.

"Don't forget to take a look at the information sent by the WeChat group, don't be afraid of ghosts~"

"......" I know, I know the uncle and aunt, and I will delete the WeChat when I go back!

This is actually quite lucky, both sides are easy to talk, but there are also tempered ones. For example, there were also uncles and aunts who had a quarrel with young people on this night, and even sprayed each other in a hurry and did it.

It's just that I thought it was a one-sided situation, but it turned out that young people were abused!

"For your own sake, you dare to do it! Go back quickly! Be careful, I'll beat you!" a certain old man glared at the bull's eye and scolded, leaving several young people speechless.

Of course, this is just one example. The old people also come from the young people, so if there are any virtuous people among the young people, then there must be some among the old people! No one should complain about anyone.

In addition to the normal streets, even the Internet cafes, bars, and KTVs frequented by some young people are guarded by grandparents and aunts.

What's the situation, didn't you say that the ghost is coming, why are you more excited than us, uncle, aunt?

And it's not just people who are dispatched, but the uncles and aunts use their brains, and even the pets at home come in handy. Countless uncles and aunts in a community pulled out the family's pet dogs and took them on patrol.

Without him, Mr. Zhang said, dogs and many animals are psychic.

It seemed that overnight, the number of old men and women who came out to walk the dog suddenly increased.

At night, in the grove of a university.

"Did you miss me?"

"What do you say, come, hug one~"

"Don't, don't let anyone see it. ”

"How can there be anyone here, but there are a lot of mosquitoes, I have been bitten and packed~ Come, let me hug it." As he spoke, a boy was about to hug his girlfriend in this place where he was turned into a lover by college teachers and students.

"What are you doing, young man?" suddenly came a voice behind him, followed by the glow of a flashlight.

Then, there is the sound of dogs barking.

"Uncle, don't take a picture, dazzling~dazzling~ A normal relationship between men and women, affectionate and polite, uncle~ very pure~" The boy was so frightened that his soul almost disappeared.

The girl was also embarrassed at night.

"Don't stay here, I'm still in the grove in the middle of the night, aren't you afraid of ghosts?Go back to the dormitory~" The uncle also raised the armband as he spoke.

Young people were tossed and miserable.

Although in fact, not all the uncles and aunts have come out, only a small part. But don't forget, it's a big base.

In the two days when Zhang Jiangang was not negotiating, the uncles and aunts of Longevity Boxing stood up and supported the field!

Of course, I believe that and solidarity with Zhang Jiangang is one thing, and it is estimated that these uncles and aunts are also joining in the fun, and they are idle anyway.

In addition, the uncles and aunts don't just go up to pick up people, most of the time they still patrol normally, and sometimes chat with young people.

But once it is late at night, if you find a young person walking alone, the aunts and uncles will definitely go up.

Time was fast, two days passed in the blink of an eye. In the past two days, everyone seems to have forgotten Zhang Jiangang's announcement, and all the patrolling uncles and aunts in their heads are gone.

What about ghosts, what about the ghosts you said, what about your promise to us!

If this continues, the ghost does not come, and we are tossed into ghosts. On the Internet, there were complaints, and even protests, protests against disturbing the people, and protesting against this group of uncles and aunts.

Two days have passed, and no ghosts have appeared as Lao Zhang said in the announcement, but the uncles and aunts have appeared! And if there are really so many ghosts coming to this world as Lao Zhang said, why is there almost no movement on the Internet?

You've seen two or three similar posts from beginning to end, and it's not right in proportion, right, who knows if it's a prank by some ghost writer?

If there were so many ghosts, the Internet would have been chaotic a long time ago.

And even Lao Zhang's Longteng app and official website have been blocked, and the ban has still not been lifted!

Young people on the Internet are complaining.

However, at around 4:40 p.m. on the third day, a piece of news caught the attention of many young people, which frightened them even more.

A certain domestic portal reported that just the other day, the heads of several African countries were attacked, and at the same time Gado ...... And so that there were wars and mutinies in four countries!

In addition to this, according to unknown media in Europe, something similar is happening in Europe!

This news was deleted less than ten minutes after it came out, but it still caused a lot of shock among young Chinese netizens.

Without him, that's what Lao Zhang said in the notice a few days ago!

Of course, some people remembered the announcement when they saw this news, but more did not think too much. After all, Zhang Jiangang was talking about ghost attacks, and the news only said that he was attacked, and the news from Europe did not mention any ghosts at all.

Everyone subconsciously thought that terrorists did it. And West Africa is really chaotic in normal times.

In any case, such a large-scale attack on the head of state still shocked everyone, and it was even hotly discussed on the Internet that night.

And in this atmosphere and rhythm, the night slowly descended~~~