Chapter 83: Whose Script Didn't Have a Harem!
"Brother Guo, what are you doing?" Early in the morning, Xiao Tao carried a fine food box and walked into the small courtyard where Wu Guo lived alone.
It's just a trip back to the Hanging Pavilion, and after a few days of hard work, the little aunt has successfully married the baby, not to mention, but has become a little hero who is in the limelight, wise and brave, and the little girl can't do it now if she doesn't like it!
"I'm writing a script!" Wu Guo stood beside the stone table in the courtyard, his feet standing in a casual manner, scribbling on the white paper on the table. Although he is now a baby, he can completely open the valley under the cultivation of the true yuan of the Dantian Jade Mansion, but in his opinion, if he is in the world, if he even gives up the pursuit of food...... It's better not to be a baby!
Well, the above point of view, he is just secretly thinking about it in his heart, if he says it, he will be heard by the tsundere queen...... You can't eat it, you have to walk around!
But there is no need to worry about it today! Because Cai Suzhen has already returned to the Hanging Pavilion yesterday!
There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys are kings!
"Write a script, write a script, God, Brother Guo, do you have to do the work of a screenwriter in addition to being a director in the future?" Xiao Tao was surprised, the little girl combed a very chic double screw bun today, and the thin silver silk that tied the two bun corners was shengxue, floating without wind, although she didn't need to fix it with a hairpin, but she still stuck the peacock that she loved since she got it, and she swayed and slanted on a snail bun, and she walked tremblingly, which was even more touching and beautiful! Hehe, look at your mysterious appearance now, I don't know and think it's a Taoist priest drawing talismans!"
"Of course! People have no foresight, there must be near-term worries! About the demon land, the general direction and thrilling plot or something...... I had to write the script beforehand! Well, I don't know if I don't read it, I was shocked when I saw it! I wrote more than 100 chapters in a blink of an eye, which was too hard! So in the next few chapters, I decided to take it easy and focus on an extremely important heroine in the script...... Hehe, a beautiful and well-behaved little girl!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes and said with a hippie smile.
"The land of demons is for you and Miss to go together...... What does it have to do with me! Besides, will the monsters and demons in the Demon Land act obediently according to your script?" Xiao Tao heard what he said interestingly, so she covered her mouth and snickered, and her big eyes were even more flickering: "Madam and Miss just returned to the Hanging Pavilion yesterday, and you are dishonest today! Hehe, Miss is the real heroine!"
As the direct victims of the family's road rolling operation, Wanxue Zhenren and Cai Suzhen couldn't resist the stalking of Cai Kaihuai and Wu Guoweng's son-in-law every day, and after barely rolling the road for a few days, the mother and daughter had quietly slipped back to the Hanging Pavilion together yesterday.
Can't be messed with...... Can't hide yet?!
It turns out that the sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, and the tsundere queen also has a day of cowardly escape!
You can see the ultimate special move...... The power of rolling the road!
It is the road that rolls in, it is the passers-by who are envious, the people around you who are proud, and the people who suffer...... But it's yourself!
How unreasonable!
It's better to hide for a few days and avoid the limelight......
Everyone is mixed in the rivers and lakes, who laughs at whom!
Whose road has not been rolled!
Who has not anointed the soles of his feet with oil?
"Xiao Tao, Sister Zhenzhen sneaked away yesterday without even saying hello...... Did she tell you when she was coming back?" Wu Guo asked in a low voice, a look on his face...... It was a look of unhappiness.
"Hehe, Miss just left, are you thinking about her in your heart?" Xiao Tao cleaned up the table first, and then took out the various foods in the food box one by one and set them up. After coming back from the Hanging Pavilion, although the little maid had a lot of resentment in her heart, she soon bought the victim Guo's little favor Xiaohui again, and took care of the little aunt's food, clothing, housing and transportation every day like a little tail: "Although Miss didn't tell me when she would come back...... But as far as I can imagine, she'll be back tomorrow at the latest!"
When Xiao Tao later flew back from the Hanging Pavilion alone with the crane, I heard that the little aunt not only stood beside the young lady in front of thousands of troops, but also stood beside the young lady and turned into a baby, and the lightning above his head slashed down, turning the blood shadow demon king of the demon clan into a piece of coke!
I missed such a wonderful scene, it's strange if I don't complain!
Alas! Although there are some small grudges in my heart, some things still have to be considerate and do it yourself! For example, taking care of people every day, you don't have to think about it, the tsundere queen will never be able to do it! There is no way, and in the end I have to entrust all these errands to Xiao Tao.
And the order to pick up girls...... No, it's Xiao Tao, who takes care of her sister-in-law in accordance with Yi's order, is even more open-minded and has almost become Wu Guo's personal maid!
That's right!
Anyway, she has always been a real little maid of Yuanying...... My sister-in-law is now the same as Miss, and she is also a lively Yuanying real person!
No matter whose little maid you are...... It's not all a real little girl!
It's all a family!
Not to mention that the little aunt gave her a peacock to open the screen jade step shake!
Although it is a little smaller than Miss's flying phoenix...... Well, it's just right to be smaller! If it's bigger than Miss...... It's too bad!
The greed of the world is not enough to swallow the elephant...... are all hungry and cold, and they are by no means the clever and well-behaved Cai Xiaotao!
Don't say it! The little aunt will really give gifts! First it was a whimsical novel of gods and monsters, and then a jade step shaking with flowers and branches shaking when he walked......
As soon as he wanted to doze off, he would send a pillow!
It's so handsome!
I love to die!
Hee-hee, I mean...... I like to die of that monster novel, and the jade step shake like the peacock on the head!
But after coming back this time, the young lady has become a little strange, she has been refusing to wear the flying phoenix jade step shaking, and when she sits alone in the boudoir these days, she always looks at the goldfish blankly......
I remember when the fiery goldfish was placed in a large porcelain basin and was first carried by a few shopkeepers...... The young lady gritted her teeth, and she wanted to smash the big porcelain basin with one punch......
But the next day, the young lady changed her mind a little, not only did she smile at the goldfish from time to time, but she also went to the small pond behind the yard to catch some fish and insects......
Well, Miss has been amazing since she was a child, and later caught a crane spirit bird by chance...... Hey, could it be that this goldfish is a ...... Spirit fish?
No, I've never seen the young lady catch anything for the crane before...... And after the goldfish ate it with a round belly, not only did it not even have the strength to swim, but finally a carp came...... No, it's the goldfish that fights and faces the sky on its back...... Where's the spirit fish! Obviously a foodie!
It's so strange! A foodie who spends all day soaking in water deserves to be loved like a treasure like Miss? Before she left yesterday, Miss asked her to help take care of the goldfish...... Looking at that posture, if it weren't for the fact that the porcelain basin was too big, she would definitely bring that goldfish back to the Hanging Pavilion!
When did goldfish become so sought-after!
It's weird!
"Oh, why?" Wu Guo's eyes lit up, and he gently poked Xiao Tao, who was confused and puzzled with his fingers, and was even more smug in his heart: "Thanks to Xiao Tao, the second leader! I now have my uncle and aunt as my backer, and Xiao Tao as my eyes and ears, hehe, why worry about raw rice and immature rice!"
"Because when the young lady was leaving, she asked me to take care of the goldfish step by step! I was afraid that she would hide in the Hanging Pavilion for too long, and my heart would be moved...... I told her that I have to take care of Brother Guo's food, clothing, housing and transportation every day, where is there time to catch fish and insects and feed the goldfish! Hehe, since there is no one to take care of that goldfish now, how can Miss still be able to hide in the Hanging Pavilion with peace of mind! Maybe she won't be able to wait for tomorrow, and she will have rushed back in a hurry!" Knowing that there was no one left and right, Xiao Tao still looked left and right a few times alertly: "Brother Guo, let me tell you, you are now the critical time to strike while the iron is hot, but don't fix those moths who want to catch and indulge!"
"High, really high!" if Brother Guo and I were as tall as a three-story building...... Then Xiao Tao is at least as tall as a two-story building now!" Wu Guo gave a thumbs up, and while praising without hesitation, he was even more overjoyed in his heart: "That's natural! Now I can't even catch the corners of Sister Zhenzhen's clothes, and I'm still a big-headed ghost! Hehe, only after grabbing Sister Zhenzhen in my hand and wrapping it around with a rope a few times...... I'll be able to sit back and relax!"
"Giggle...... You want to be beautiful!" Xiao Tao listened interestingly, glanced at the harmful fruit, and laughed in a low voice: "You are a person! Sometimes you are very smart, and sometimes you are stupid...... Why do you want to eat a fat man in one bite!...... Miss is naturally not fat, there is a long way to go, Brother Guo, you can continue to work hard!Well, I will naturally help you quietly all the time...... But when you're done in the future, you won't let Miss down!"
"How could it be, Brother Go, how could I be that kind of ungrateful person!" Wu Guo hurriedly swore.
"Really? in the story you told me yesterday...... Isn't there another one named Chen Shimei? Hmph! Ungrateful ...... In the end, the head will be cut off by a guillotine!" Xiao Tao hesitated to express some doubts.
"Chen Shimei? What kind of story is that Huang Li! Now that script is no longer in the rivers and lakes! Xiao Tao, you don't know, I have liked to watch dramas since I was a child, and I even read a belly of scripts...... Well, a while ago, I snatched a hot spring script from the island country from Xiao Ye...... Basically, there will be a new Dan character in every five chapters, and within ten chapters, the male protagonist will be carried into the hot spring...... Anyway, in a word, everything good is the four-character male protagonist in the script!" Casting a peach in return, Wu Guo is now bent on pleasing Xiao Tao, his eyes rolled, and he let go of Hu Xuan and said: "Later, I understood that the original script has a general name! It's called the harem script! Hey! It's like Cheng Biting Jin's three-plate axe, although it was a little itchy when I first watched it, but the more I watched it, the more I was aesthetically tired, and it was boring...... I don't know if the Central Plains people will follow suit in the future, follow suit, and write those modern Chen Shimei's harem scripts!"
"Why? And ...... Who is Cheng Biting Jin? Oh! I know! Men in the world are all people who like the new and hate the old! Hmph! That's why there are so many characters in a script! Also! Where is someone's name a four-character name...... At first glance, he is not a good person!" Xiao Tao frowned and thought about it, and suddenly realized, and then said in surprise: "Brother Guo, according to what you say, the current moral standard ...... It's not as good as it was in ancient times?"
"I can't say whether the moral standards have improved or regressed...... Wu Guo suddenly broke out in a cold sweat! The little butler in front of him is really smart and clever, and he can see through it at all......!" He must have written it with a critical attitude! Otherwise, how could he have had his head cut off by a guillotine in the end! And now modern people write a modern version of Chen Shimei...... It seems to be written with an attitude of envy, jealousy and hatred...... One by one, they hugged each other from left to right, and they didn't even hit a stone! Alas, there are a mixture of fish and dragons in the rivers and lakes, and the scripts are also uneven, as if they cannot be generalized! This question is really too profound, wait for me to look at it again, think about it again, and tell you again!"
"Brother Guo, weren't you still secretly writing the script just now?" Xiao Tao thought about it, suddenly realized that something was wrong, glanced at Wu Guo very vigilantly, and pouted: "I don't know how many Dan characters there are in your script?"
"Oh yes! I was born with a clear skeleton and a far-reaching artistic conception! How can it be compared to those who go with the flow and are willing to fall!" Unexpectedly, Xiao Tao would draw inferences, and the harmful fruit was taken aback, and his eyes turned quickly countless times, hesitated for a while, and finally whispered: "But as the saying goes, there are only three things...... So in the script I wrote, the heroine was so beautiful that it exploded...... There are no more than three! Well, there is a way that is a fence with three piles, a hero and three gangs! Hehe, three heroines help me together, no more, no less, impartial, just right!"
"Oh, three is still missing! Hmph! I see that you are obviously selling dog meat with a sheep's head...... In fact, it is also a plan to write in mind...... Harem script!" The little butler snorted angrily, tilted his head, folded his fingers and calculated, and was suddenly taken aback, and his face was pale! "No! The first one is Miss, and the second one is ...... Who is the third one! Hmph, this little bad guy! Although all the words in his mouth are crusading against Chen Shimei...... In fact, he is also a modern version of Chen Shimei in his bones! He is also a good man and three gangs...... Those are four big men who call brothers and sisters, okay!"