Lao Bai finished selling the meat and stretched his waist, he hadn't been on the mountain for a long time, and it was time to give Xu Xiaozi a real touch.

Xu Xiaozi got out of class, and he didn't see Lao Bai, so he went to the hut to look at Ah Huang again, "Ah Huang, Ah Huang, you are still the most carefree, and you are stuffy inside, let's go out for a walk again." ”

Ah Huang flicked his tail briskly, which was the meaning of promise.

At the foot of the mountain, Ah Huang instantly rushed to the top of the mountain like an arrow off the string.

Xu Tianran squatted down, tied the sandbag under his feet, and complained: "Ah Huang, you are becoming more and more a chicken thief, you can't run away." ”

One horse and one person, one before and one behind.

At the top of the mountain, Lao Bai carried a bamboo box on his back, and went up the mountain to get some game by the way. As soon as Lao Bai was about to go down the mountain, he saw Ah Huang and Xu Xiaozi, Ah Huang seemed to be getting better and better with Xu Xiaozi, and when he had a new love, he forgot his old love, obviously he didn't put his old master in his eyes, he had to find a time and Ah Huang said, after all, he had been in a relationship with it for many years, and Ah Huang had only known that Xu boy for a few days.

Xu Tianran saw Lao Bai and waved his hand, "Lao Bai, you also come out for a walk." ”

The old white god said mysteriously: "I made you a weapon, are you happy?"

Xu Tianran said happily: "Really, what kind of sword is it, is it for Lao Mo to fight? I still believe in Lao Mo's craftsmanship, but the sword has to be shorter now, too long for me to wear it on my waist and it will hit the ground." When I grow up, I'll fight another long sword, like the one of the white peacock. ”

Lao Bai shook his head helplessly.

The boy jumped up impatiently, wanting to see what was inside the big bamboo box.

Lao Bai said gloomily: "What kind of sword a big man practices, if you want to practice the sword, the big sword is more powerful in one split." ”

Xu Tianran shook his head, "Lao Bai, you always stay in the town and don't know that the rivers and lakes are not popular to play with knives now, and those who use knives are all people in the army, and they are used to fight on the battlefield. Whoever walks the rivers and lakes does not carry a sword, and then buys a beautiful scabbard, with a sword spike, that is called a freehand romance. Whether you are a swordsman or not, you have to carry a sword when you walk the rivers and lakes, which is the style of a hero. What does the knife look like, where will the fairies in the rivers and lakes take a fancy to a person with a knife, is it possible that you want me to be a bachelor like you, then in the future, after I die, who will sweep the grave of the two of us. ”

The corners of Lao Bai's mouth twitched, and a chestnut went down, and he really couldn't give Xu Xiaozi a chance to speak, otherwise he wouldn't be able to say it. Xu Tianran silently headed, Lao Bai said slowly: "You are still a hero!" I only use a knife, not a sword, if you don't want to learn, don't learn, find Lao Wu to learn chess, wear a white dress, play a good chess hand, and you can also please women." ”

Xu Tianran immediately changed his face and said flatteringly: "Lao Bai, don't be angry, it's not that I don't learn skills from you, there is no difference between learning knives and swords, learning knives from you, I don't learn to play chess, it's tiring to look at." Okay, don't hide it, play tricks on me. ”

Lao Bai unloaded the big bamboo box, slowly opened it, and took out a bamboo knife.

The young man's smile suddenly withered, and he complained: "Lao Bai, our family is not so poor, so that we can't even afford to fight a knife." I'm familiar with Lao Mo, you can't open your mouth, I'll go to him to intercede, give me a knife cheaper, how about it?"

Lao Bai said in a deep voice: "You pick it up and try it?"

Xu Tianran grabbed the handle of the knife carelessly, and suddenly felt that the bamboo knife seemed to be very heavy, and it was too much worse than he imagined, Xu Tianran lifted it hard, how could the bamboo knife be so heavy?

Lao Bai Youyou said: "You need no edge to practice knives, bamboo knives are the most suitable for you, and when you succeed in practicing knives in the future, I will give you a good knife." ”

Xu Tianran nodded happily. Then he held the knife half as tall as he was in his hand, it was very heavy and very happy. I've got a knife!

Lao Bai said thoughtfully: "Do you know why I don't practice swords?"

Xu Tianran said awkwardly: "Practicing swords pays attention to talent, Lao Bai, you have three or two kung fu, but in the end, it is not like I am the innate sword embryo, and practicing swords and swords is all hand-to-hand." ”

Lao Bai shook his head, "Think about it, if one day, you are alone in the rivers and lakes, fighting with everyone in front of everyone, you hand out a sword, exquisite, and the onlookers next to you see it, shouting good sword, good sword, what do you feel in your heart." ”

Xu Tianran frowned and said, "Isn't that scolding?"

Lao Bai took advantage of the victory to pursue: "If you meet the woman you like, and you play a swordsmanship in front of her, she can't help but admire, a good sword is a good sword, it is really a good sword, what do you think?"

Xu Tianran cried with a sad face, "Lao Bai, being fooled by you like this, how can you think that it is so reasonable, but why do people in the rivers and lakes practice swords instead of swords?"

Lao Bai laughed and said: "That's because they don't know how to do it, we have good swords, they have good swords." ”

Good sword, good sword, good cheap.

Xu Tianran decided, don't practice swords, practice swords.

On the way home, Xu Tianran held the bamboo knife in his heart, and felt the bamboo knife with the temperature of his heart.

Since you start to practice knives, in Lao Bai's words, you have to endure hardships, Lao Bai said very simply, practice the knife first, and then compete with others in the rivers and lakes to be jealous, the first impression in front of the fairy is very important, the knife must be fast, and more importantly, it must be handsome. I can't even practice the knife, what kind of knife do I practice.

From then on, Xu Tianran not only had to rush to the mountain, but also stood on the top of Tianma Mountain after reaching the top, wielding a knife to cut the rising sun. As you practice, a very heavy knife is not so heavy.

Lao Bai said that martial artists go to the rivers and lakes, nothing more than relying on fast speed, heavy strength, and carrying fights, all three of which are indispensable. Many martial artists on the rivers and lakes are prone to extremes. Some specialize in speed, practice a good light skill, running is useful, but unfortunately you can't kill people, if you are not careful, it is easy to be caught by others, and you will be killed with one move. There are also special exercises, the so-called golden bell jars, iron cloth shirts, people who specialize in this kind of kung fu are the stupidest, walking the rivers and lakes, happy enmity, beating talents, specializing in practicing the ability to be beaten, in your words, not a master at all. There is also a special training strength, training the body shape to be five big and three thick, full of horizontal flesh, muscles and knots, not to mention the big body, slow movement, that is, the fairies have to hide far away, walking the rivers and lakes without wine and women is boring.

Xu Tianran felt that although the old vernacular was rough, the reason was right, according to Lao Bai's arrangement, he practiced the knife step by step, except in the school, a bamboo knife did not leave his body, and he cut the rising sun, the sunset, the bright moon at night, and the immortals in his dreams.

Ji Shengxue bought Lu Xiaobu who was sitting in front of Xu Tianran through the sugar gourd today, and let Lu Xiaobu change seats with herself, the porcelain doll girl arrived at the school early, not like in the past, she had to go to the grocery store to buy sugar gourd and then come to the school slowly, as soon as she sat on the seat today, the little heart was bumped into the deer and she was upset.

Xu Tianran entered the room with a big grin, Ji Shengxue's heart beat faster, her face flushed, she specially brought Xu Tianran a pastry made by herself, and put it in Xu Tianran's drawer.

Xu Tianran practiced a little hard today, his back hurt, and he stretched his waist vigorously when he sat down, hammering his legs and hammering his back from time to time. Suddenly, Xu Tianran saw a bag of pastries in the drawer, Xu Tianran thought that someone had misplaced it, and shouted loudly: "Whose pastries have been put in my drawer, come and claim them yourself." ”

The porcelain doll girl Sheng Xue's skin turned red, and she couldn't help but scold in her heart: "Sometimes I look too smart, and sometimes I am stupid." People secretly put it in early in the morning while no one was there, and now everyone knows about it. ”

Liu Ruyun saw Xiao Nizi's squirming appearance, and she understood most of it, slipped Xu Tianran out, and said softly: "Senior brother, use your brains." Who would do this to you, don't you know it?"

Xu Tianran suddenly realized, "Thanks to Senior Sister's reminder, I almost can't eat." With that, he ran in, took out the pastries, and feasted on them. Xu Tianran looked at the back of the slender front table, and silently thought in his heart: This is the second woman to make pastries for herself, and the first is her mother.

With Xu Tianran's intelligence, how could he not know who put this pastry, but Xu Tianran is not afraid of being looked down upon and bullied, most afraid of owing love debts, and afraid that there will be no retribution in this life. Xu Tianran is either picking her nose in front of the porcelain doll girl, or picking her crotch, but she can't stop the girl's heart, she really looks too handsome, and she has to wear a face when she walks the rivers and lakes in the future, otherwise with her handsome skin, she can kill people invisibly with her face, and it will be meaningless to walk the rivers and lakes.

Sister Lin sat on Ji Shengxue's left and saw the doorway, Sister Lin was born in a scholarly family, and she had no good impression of Xu Tianran, who had a vulgar demeanor, even if she refuted Tang Yunjie and others during the debate, as a person in the same camp, she also agreed with his point of view, but a scholar should be gentle and elegant, how could he be so vulgar, and it was completely inconsistent with the image of a scholar in his mind. Sister Lin glanced at Ji Shengxue, and said with a smile: "Sister Xue, the falling flowers are intentionally ruthless." ”

Ji Shengxue's flushed face became more and more red, and suddenly, Xu Tianran flicked his fingers, and the boogers that had just been picked off with great difficulty fell on Sister Lin's face, Sister Lin's face turned pale with anger, and she said angrily: "Xu Tianran, you are vulgar, you are shameless, you are obscene." ”

Xu Tianran pretended to apologize and said, "Sister Lin, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I originally wanted to pop out of the window, but I didn't expect your face to be too big, and I was cut off halfway." Xu Tianran felt that he had read the way out of his books and learned to scold people without dirty words.

Sister Lin smoked in her seven orifices, and her tears burst in an instant.

Ji Shengxue walked to Sister Lin's side, wiped the boogers off Sister Lin's face, and comforted softly: "Sister Lin, don't be angry, he is a little bad when he speaks, he is not bad, really." ”

Sister Lin shook off Ji Shengxue's hand and said angrily: "What a concubine, very affectionate." ”

Liu Ruyun noticed that something was wrong, and hurriedly walked over, "Don't make any noise, Mr. said that words hurt people the most sharply, have you all forgotten? Xu Tianran, you come out for me." ”

Liu Ruyun took the naughty young man in green shirt and brought him to the door of the school, Mr. was not there, as a senior sister, it was her duty to discipline her younger brothers and sisters.

Liu Ruyun said earnestly: "Senior sister knows that you look naughty, but in fact, you are the most kind-hearted, and you are worried that Xiaoxue will be wronged, so you will guide the contradiction to yourself, which is not right." Classmates for several years, fate is not easy to come by, you must know how to cherish this friendship. Sister Lin is just a little bit of a big lady with a temper, people's hearts are kind, there is a reason why she can't get used to you, the Lin family is a scholarly family that has been inherited from the town for several generations, and her words and deeds are particularly harsh, and she naturally feels uncomfortable when she sees your vulgar appearance. Actually, even she doesn't know why she looks at you uncomfortable, not that she thinks you should be better, if you are more gentle, it will fit the image of the perfect reader in her mind, you know what I mean. Otherwise, Lu Xiaobu is also a little vulgar, and she doesn't hate Chen Dazhui either, why do she hate you?"

Xu Tianran sighed and said: "Senior sister is naturally beautiful, but she can't talk so old-fashioned, otherwise she will look down on her old age like Mr. Lao Bai said that there are many scum in the scholar, and the senior sister must not marry the scholar in the future. ”

Xu Tianran blinked his eyes and asked seriously: "Senior sister, am I too handsome and have a headache, I can only blame my mother for being too beautiful, I will follow her." ”

Liu Ruyun smiled and said: "I know that it is stinky and beautiful, a man's appearance is not very important, the first thing is to learn, if you have real talent and learn and then look so handsome, then it will be good, if you have real talent and learn and then grow extremely handsome, then it will be very good." If you don't have talent to learn, you have empty skin, and you won't like girls. ”

Xu Tianran said distressedly: "I am talented and handsome, I am really distressed, it seems that I can't study anymore, otherwise I will be fascinated by thousands of girls as soon as I go to the rivers and lakes in the future." ”

Liu Ruyun hid her face and smiled: "Your skin is thicker than the city wall." ”

Xu Tianran smiled: "I'm shy in front of my senior sister, and I blush when I'm not careful." The young man blinked his eyes and looked at his senior sister innocently, when he was not moved, the young man was still very cute, and he was indeed a very handsome young man.

Liu Ruyun pinched Xu Tianran's face, "You, when your mouth is sweet, you are the sweetest, and when you owe it, you are the most owed, it seems that you are really like women, who will marry you in the future, you will have to worry day and night that you are messing with flowers and grass outside." ”

Xu Tianran said seriously: "If my senior sister marries me, I will guarantee that I will only be sweet to my senior sister in the future, and I will owe it to other women. ”

Liu Ruyun rewarded Xu Tianran with a chestnut, "It's still poor." ”

The young man stuck out his tongue and said in his heart, it's not poverty, it's true, the eyes of the senior sister are exactly the same as those of the mother.