Chapter 816: The Legendary Unscience

"......" Everyone gathered firewood and the flame was high, and listening to Zhao Ye and Yuan Zizai say that they were both reasonable and tasteful, Feng Yiting suddenly felt a little confused in his heart...... Is it really fake? Do you all have the draft? What you know is that you are taking turns raising your hands to speak; and those who don't know think that you are singing and talking about cross talk...... Still not daring to be careless, he rolled his eyes and said, "That's it, the matchmaker will stop for the time being, but there is one more thing...... I can't figure it out at all! Some time ago, we won a great victory in the Meridian Yinyang Ridge, and a certain person was always talking and laughing on the way back to Beijing...... I have seen this with my own eyes! I know that he is 50 or 60 years old; those who don't know think he is 15 or 6 years old! How can he blink his eyes, and now he has become a man covered in injuries and has to breathe for a long time when he walks two steps? This is not scientific! There is fraud in it! There must be fraud in it! Isn't that right? Even if disaster falls from heaven...... You can't just smash it on one person's head!"

"Ahem, Brother Feng, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other...... On the way back to Beijing, I talked and laughed vigorously, and I was actually pretending to be alive and vigorous; in fact, I couldn't tell what I was suffering, and in fact, I knocked out my teeth and swallowed blood in my stomach!" Seeing that Feng Yiting was already a little shaken, Zhao Kaige was amused in his heart, and he took the initiative to open the conversation with a sad face: "Now that I think about it, I have really fallen into the fruit of harming people! Well, if you talk about it seriously...... The location of the formation that Situ arranged for me is also not authentic! You say that it is not good for him to set up the formation? It should be set up in the ear hole of the big Buddha statue! Good fellow...... He's not going to think of me like the legendary wishful golden hoop, is he?"

It's messed up!

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"Brother Zhao, why did you say this? As we all know, the demon mask on the face of the Ghost Face Demon King is very terrifying, and I heard that it has the ability to capture people's souls, so Situ set up the formation in the ear hole where the big Buddha statue can't see the five fingers...... This is all to avoid the enemy's strength!" Feng Yiting couldn't help but be stunned, and said with a puzzled expression.

"Ahem, there are pros and cons to everything...... Although there are some advantages to setting the formation within the five finger piercings, there are also many disadvantages! As I said earlier...... At that time, Mo Po and I were like two trapped beasts, there was no way to hide, there was no way to avoid it, and in the end we could only do it without dividing it into three seven or twenty-one, and only cared about hitting each other with a pair of fists...... It's like the golden lion king Xie Xun fighting the mixed yuan thunderbolt Cheng Kun in the dark hole, although I was lucky enough to reprint a palm on Mo Po's chest, and at the same time, I was also punched on the stomach by him......" Zhao Kaige already had a draft in his heart, and said with a bitter face: "I only heard that pies would fall from the sky, but I didn't know that dumplings would fall...... This Brother Feng, you are the most talkative! What? What did you say? Why? Ahem! Because that day, your formation was set on the foot of the Big Buddha at the lowest place! Whether it was a pie or a dumpling falling from the sky, it would eventually fall firmly on your head! When the decisive battle was taking place, dumplings were dropped one after another from the formation above the Buddha's head; and the formation in the palm of the Buddha's hand also fell down together in the end...... I actually wanted to fall down, but I was trapped in my ear holes, and I couldn't even jump down! I wondered, Tang Ta had already jumped, and Asakura had already jumped...... Why is it my turn...... It's so hard to jump even if you want to!"

It's messed up!

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"Oh! Yes! Not bad at all! Brother Zhao, as soon as you say this, I immediately remembered it all! I don't know if I don't listen, I was shocked when I heard it, it turns out that the two of us are really a pair of unlucky brothers and sisters!" As a second general, there are naturally suffering words many times, and after listening to Zhao Kaige's specious words at first glance, he immediately aroused a lot of bitter water in Feng Yiting's stomach! "You are the battle of the Meridian Yin Yang Ridge! Your Majesty was very kind to me at that time...... However, those two staggered and stubborn were useless, and they were solved by the demon king of the opposite side almost as soon as they saw each other...... I had no choice, and in the end I had to take out the stunt at the bottom of the box and stumble with the Demon King of the Mixed World, jumping up and down, almost missing my old waist...... And that's not all, they didn't help me, they even made a mess for me! Every now and then, a few thin-skinned pies fell from the sky...... What's wrong with the pie falling from the sky? The pie falling from the sky must also be separated, and you can't just smash it on one person's head!"

That's why I said I don't want the east wind to overwhelm the west wind, nor do I want the west wind to overwhelm the east wind...... If I want to suppress you, the decisive battle of the Meridian Yinyang Ridge will be like a dumpling jumping off the building...... It's a big Buddha statue that jumps off and crushes you into a ball...... How can you wait until now!" Zhao Kaige was amused in his heart, but his face was serious, and he said loudly.

"That's right! Brother Zhao, you're right! I'm convinced of your sincerity now! It's all Situ to blame...... The formation set up by Situ is really unscientific!" Feng Yiting's rhythm at this time had been completely brought up by Zhao Kaige, and while talking to Zhao Kaige enthusiastically, he skewered a chair forward without a trace...... At the same time, he was a little puzzled: "Brother Zhao, there is one thing I still don't understand...... Since you are fighting the Demon Faced Demon King, you have been seriously injured...... There is no doubt that this must be a work-related injury...... Why are you hiding it if it's a public injury? It's not scientific? You have to ask them to reimburse you for your medical expenses! Isn't that right? It's not that I'm too stingy and stingy...... This is one yard to one yard!"

It's messed up!

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"Ahem! I naturally thought about this question...... Again, everything in the world has advantages and disadvantages, and I have a hard time!" Zhao Kaige pretended to sigh and said: "People are different; the number of injuries and injuries are naturally different! Do you want to! Yu Zhangjiao is an out-and-out relative of the emperor, even if he is seriously injured, no one dares to provoke him; the same is true of harming people!" Although he was also seriously injured, his daughter-in-law, who was very capable of fighting, kept her sword in her hand every day, and watched him closely, and no one dared to touch him for a year while lying on a stretcher...... But what do I have? I'm the only one in my family who can fight...... To put it mildly, if I become a wound...... The whole Zhao family is about to collapse! So I was forced to endure the pain and laugh, so I kept refraining from asking for medical expenses...... Isn't it to avoid being seen through by you? Everyone is an old acquaintance, who doesn't know whom? To put it mildly, if I accidentally showed my stuff at that time...... I'm afraid that on the way home, Brother Feng, you will be the first to jump out and find trouble with me! I'm afraid that I won't even be able to go back home! What happened to what you saw with your own eyes? You can't stand my acting skills with what you see with your own eyes!"

It's messed up!