Chapter Seventy-Seven: Being Poor and Not Dying as an Immortal (11)
A long time ago, huh......
Wait, Daddy, when was it a long time ago?
That is, when you were not yet born.
Daddy and your stepfather got into a fight in a liquor shop, and then they became friends somehow, and then they walked together on the rivers and lakes, touring the mountains and rivers, causing trouble—oh, no, it was chivalrous deeds! Once passing by Jiangning, I met a little beggar.
This little beggar spends his days trying to learn a good skill, and steals other people's martial arts everywhere.
In the rivers and lakes, you can't steal other people's martial arts, if you want to learn, you have to apprentice. But this little beggar had no one to accept him as an apprentice, so he could only try his best to steal from school. Once he was found and beaten, and it happened that I was in the presence of your father-in-law, so I came to his aid.
Your father-in-law's skill made this little beggar think about it when he saw it.
The little beggar was a very intelligent man, and at the same time a very stupid man...... In fact, my father didn't understand whether this person was smart or stupid.
He is lying on the ground in the street, standing in front of your father-in-law, to be a master.
What kind of character is your father-in-law, how can he pay attention to these troublesome things? Kick this little beggar away, and let himself go.
I didn't think much about it at the time, but after a while, the little beggar followed, and directly threw himself down and hugged your father-in-law's leg, while shouting: "Master don't go, master don't go!"
Your father-in-law is angry, and clenches his fists, and is about to fight him. How could I watch the little beggar be beaten to death by him? Quarreled with your stepfather.
It's also strange to say, after a quarrel with your father-in-law, the two of us wanted to drink, and the little beggar was very eye-catching, took us to the best wine shop in Jiangning, and said that he invited us to drink.
Ah Yu, do you know, at that time, your father-in-law and I were both young and vigorous, and we didn't understand human feelings, and we didn't think about where he, a beggar, had the money to invite us to drink.
Your father-in-law and I only cared about ourselves and drank happily, and the beggar went away for a long time and ignored it, and when we drank each other and became immortals, the beggar came back and paid for all the food and drink.
Ah Yu, do you know where he got the money?
Daddy, is he like Ah Yu, hiding some copper coins under the pillow?
Later, when we ran out of the liquor shop and came out into the street, I discussed with Lao Yun where to have fun...... It means that when I was going to rest, a richly dressed rich man came to me, grabbed the beggar, and said, you poor man who wants food, talking doesn't count, you negotiated a tael of silver and a punch, you took ten taels, but you only took nine punches from me and ran away, believe it or not, I told you to be reincarnated and be a flower child who asked for food again!
Oops, Daddy, you're so fierce!
It's not me, good daughter, it's the rich boy who is going to beat this beggar when he says it. After witnessing what happened on the sidelines, your father-in-law and I realized that in order to invite us to drink, this thin and thin beggar actually ran to do such a lifeless thing as being beaten and exchanging money! At that time, your father-in-law beat the rich boy away and asked the little beggar what his name was.
The little beggar said, my name is Wu Shuang, the martial arts of martial arts, the frost of frost and snow!
In fact, when I heard his name, what came to mind was a poem by Xiao Yan:
The golden palm on the horizon is dewed into frost. The cloud follows the word goose as long. The green cup and red sleeves weigh the yang. People are like hometowns.
Lampai purple, chrysanthemum hairpin yellow. Be diligent and old-fashioned. I want to exchange intoxication for sadness. Qingge is not broken.
Ah, Daddy, this poem is so good, you teach me, you teach me!
Ye Yunsheng nodded with a smile, read the words again, and then taught Ah Yu word by word, forgetting to finish the story for a while.
............
Xu Zhoucheng quickly walked away behind him, and he ran wildly on the dirt road like a wild horse yearning for freedom.
By the evening, he had already run to Ruyang, and even if his internal strength was excellent, he was exhausted from running to this job.
After entering the land of wine ancestors, how can there be a reason to endure wine worms. He found a liquor store, asked for a pound of soju and a plate of beef, and sat on a stool with his legs crossed to gasp.
After excessive running and exercise, people will be in a trance and wander thousands of miles in the absence of oxygen.
Lao Yun is no exception.
The thought of being approached by the person who asked for food made me feel uncomfortable and restless.
He didn't realize that before, that guy was a little beggar.
"What's it called? Wushuang, Shuangxue, Wenwen Crepe, where is the refreshing sound? Martial arts—refreshing!, right?"
"Yes, whatever the master says, it's what it is!"
"The master of the fart! My fists and feet are all family legends, and the old man told me when I taught them on the first day, and never pass them on. You don't have to pretend to be pitiful! I can teach you some experience in fighting, how to use internal strength, how to fight with fists, and where to step on your feet. Don't! Don't worship! I like your indifferent heroism with a swollen face and a fat man, and a spirit that is not afraid of death!"
"That?"
"Little brother, if you think my old cloud is okay, just recognize a brother, in the future, you will have wine to drink and meat to eat, I can teach you, never hide a little!"
"Brother!"
The wine soon came up. Yun Wujing drank four taels in one go, wiped the wine off his chin, and grabbed a few pieces of beef and stuffed them into his mouth.
Is it two years, or three years?
I can't remember. Anyway, a few years later, Xiao Shuang became the head of a beggar in Jiangning, and he was specially invited to drink and celebrate that day. I thought it would be in a good restaurant, but who knew that the place to drink was in a ruined temple.
"Little ones, here is the main altar of our rice gang from now on!"
He stood dumbfounded among dozens of beggars.
"Didn't you say invite me to the best place in Jiangning to drink?"
"This is it, in the future, this is the place where everyone in Jiangning yearns for and will come to pay homage!"
"Okay, you mouth...... It's almost the beginning, Xiao Shuang, just like that?"
"For the time being, brother, I estimate that in a few years, there will still be 100,000 people! Well, what are you doing with such a squint glance at me? I'm not bragging!"
"Anyway, in a few years, I can't be serious with you now, right?
"Otherwise, we're all asking for food, the Hanako Gang, the Beggars?"
"You are such a person who is not afraid of death, if you are a gang leader, of course you have to call the Immortal Gang. ”
"Immortal Gang? Poor and immortal, be a fairy! That's a good name! Little people, don't you hear it, we will be immortal gangs in the future! Come on, divide the wine, everyone drink!"
I don't know how much wine I drank that day, Xiao Shuang's brain was hot, so he ordered the helpers, "Remember, tomorrow, everyone will go and pull a brother who asks for food to help, and if you do it, you will still have wine to drink tomorrow!"
He still had some things to do in Jiangning, and at that time he was already the deputy leader of the Xinyi League, hey, in the end, it was Ah Sheng who was the most relaxed, practicing swords all day. He runs all the troublesome and dangerous jobs outside, a real birdman!