Chapter 400: Ask the Monkey (Fourth Watch)

Is the earth round?

Lu Liangsheng subconsciously looked down at the ground under his feet, and stepped on it twice, causing the Taoist who practiced talismans at the door to come in.

"The land has messed with you, be careful that the land lord comes out to trouble you. ”

There is no land in the mountains and rivers of Lujia Village, and the Taoist is just a joke, however, the scholar in the house ignored it, stepped on the ground twice, shook his head, and was amused by himself.

How could the earth be round, and would not it fall away as it walked..... And where did it fall?'

This thought flashed, and the smile on Lu Liangsheng's face gradually converged, if the ground was really round, would people fall down, and where would they fall.

"Master?!" "Master, talk back, that guy is so difficult, he can't beat him." ”

The jade ring lit up, and Li Sui'an's voice came out again, and there was an endless sound of bombardment and splitting rocks inside, mixed with the roar of wild beasts.

"Can't handle the sword mastery?"

"I can't beat him, that guy is too smart, by the way, Master, you are also very wise, support the moves, let me beat him out of the water!"

There is not much mana on the jade ring, it is impossible to keep saying this, Lu Liangsheng frowned and thought about it for a while.

"Since he said that the earth is round, he might as well let him stop, and then witness it together, if he is right, then why go on? This kind of person lacks like-minded people the most. ”

"How can you prove it...... Oh, hit me, fuck you!!"

Listening to the chaotic fight inside, Lu Liangsheng stepped on a few steps in the house, and outside the open window lattice, the Taoist drew a piece of talisman paper and threw it into a ball.

Passing through the scholar's eyes, he suddenly said:

"Fly to the sky with sword mastery to see, or go to the edge of the sky to see if you can fall. ”

"Flying ..... Fly into the sky?"

Li Sui'an hesitated for a moment, "Hey, hey.... Master ..... twice, and the jade ring of the message gradually faded the color of jasper, dull and dull.

Belch.....

Lu Liangsheng looked at the ordinary jade in his hand that changed back without waiting for him to finish speaking, looked at the Taoist who didn't notice outside, and put it aside at will.

‘..... I've taught everything that should be taught to Sui'an, and I want to come...... He can also have a way. ’

However, thinking of the person who fought with Li Sui'an, he thought it was very interesting to say that the ground was round, and when he walked out of the door, he couldn't help but raise his eyes to look at the sky, the winter clouds were thick, and he couldn't see the blue color.

'The gods who dwell in the heavens know whether the earth is round or square? ’

"Childe, Daochang Sun, it's time to eat. ”

At the door of the stove room, Hong Lian had already cooked the meal, called the two of them, and saw Lu Liangsheng looking up at the sky, standing beside him, and also raised his head.

"There's nothing to see in the sky, it's gloomy. ”

"There's nothing to see, it's just thinking about things. Lu Liangsheng smiled and retracted his gaze, and the Taoist under the eaves of his head was still drawing talismans, asking him to call Zhu Gang to come down and eat.

Sun Yingxian raised his face, but it was cinnabar with a nose, and he angrily threw down the pen and rune paper, and said: "You know how to call this way!" ran outside the eaves and yelled at it.

"Old pig, it's time to eat!"

"It's coming!"

With the same roar, the shaky attic buzzed, and Lu Laoshi, who was sitting under the eaves on the other side, almost sat on the ground with his ass, and Zhu Gangguan pushed the door open and came out, pulled his pants that exposed half of his buttocks, and came down from the upper floor.

Seeing that the scholar was also there, his big mouth hooked back, revealing a few large teeth.

"That..... Lu Liangsheng, my old pig still wants to ....."

"Don't even think about it. ”

Lu Liangsheng waved his hand in direct refusal, and he didn't have to think about it to know what Zhu Gangguan wanted to say, the painting of what moon was less clothed, it was also a hard one, referring to a few yellowed books hidden by the Taoist and secretly drawn, and now that Honglian was in front of him, how could he let him say it.

Wouldn't it make him unable to draw clothes?

..... If you do some weird things, I'm afraid this yard won't be able to live anymore.

On the side, Hong Lian asked curiously: "What do you want?" His eyes wandered, and he glanced at Zhu Gangguan and Gongzi, and probably guessed something, his face suddenly became a little hot, and he spit out: "Phew." ”

This made Lu Liangsheng stand there quite embarrassed, but fortunately, not long after, Li Jinhua and Lu Xiaoxian went to send some meat and rice to Lu Taigong, and they could start eating.

The stove room is still the size of the original side, and after the pig just came, the original round table was rebuilt into a larger one, which is not too crowded.

As soon as a few plates of dishes were put on the table, two pairs of chopsticks were clamped down in the blink of an eye, and then, I heard two snapping sounds, and the chopsticks hit the heads of Zhu Gangguan and Sun Yingxian, and they all retracted their hands.

Li Jinhua and Lu Xiaoxian put away their chopsticks and sat down, and then shouted: "Eat!"

Seeing that the two of them were deflated, Hong Lian held the bowl, and turned to Lu Liangsheng's back with a smile before he couldn't help but chuckle, and the Taoist at the other end of the round table raised and saw the scholar chewing the bowl without a mouthful, and there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Hurry up and eat a bite of fat meat first, and put down the chopsticks: "Lao Lu, if you want to laugh, laugh out, don't care about your face." ”

Li Jinhua thought that Liangsheng was thinking about something, so she gave him a chopstick dish, and a chopstick for the Taoist, and stuffed it into his bowl.

"Can't stop you, no. ”

Over there, Lu Liangsheng put down the dishes and chopsticks and said with a smile: "It's not to laugh at you, it's to remember an incident that happened today, hmm..... Sui An had a conflict with a person, but the reason was a little unbelievable, the man said that the ground was round. ”

Li Jinhua, Lu Laoshi, Daoren, and Zhu Gangguan laughed one by one when they heard this.

"If it's round, aren't the people in the rest diagonal?"

“..... That's not right, if you lean on it, wouldn't that be a fall?!"

"Yes, if it's round, I'll go straight from here, won't I walk back from the other side? Why is there anyone in this year, Scholar Lu hurriedly told Li Sui'an, give this kind of person a good beating, save yourself from having nothing to do all day long. ”

This kind of thing can really only be said as a joke, Lu Liangsheng also laughed a few words, stretched out the chopsticks on the plate, and suddenly stopped.

I remembered what Lao Sun said just now: "Go straight from here, isn't that coming back from the other side?"

I suddenly remembered the monkey demon at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

After eating, it was already dark outside, and the scholar returned to the house in the cold wind, blew the fire fold, lit the oil lamp and put it in the corner of the table, took the bookshelf, and turned out a pile of monkey hair that had been stored for a long time.

After reading and opening his mind, he already had a great desire for knowledge, and when he was in the Five Elements Mountain, he chatted with the monkey head, and the other party also told the story of how he broke into trouble and was pressed below.

If you want to know if the earth is round, ask him!'

The cold wind squeezed into the crack of the window, the lights swayed, and Lu Liangsheng, who was holding a monkey hair between his fingertips, blew out a breath, and the hair flew to the ground in front of him, and a cloud of smoke rose with a bang, and a monkey who was only four feet old carried a stick and waved his hand to fan the fog away.

"Why didn't you call my grandson out until now? ”

The messy monkey head looked around, "No woman, right?"

Before he finished speaking, he turned into monkey hair and lay on the ground again.

Lu Liangsheng rubbed his eyebrows, picked it up, and blew it out again.