Chapter 135: Let's Talk
Seeing this, Yi Liunian rushed out: "What a magical power! It's a shemale!"
Everyone was shocked when they heard this.
Although I had already known in advance that I was walking with a strange beast, it was not appropriate to say to my face that someone was a demon or a ladyboy, after all, this time I was asking for someone, no, I was asking for a demon, if it caused dissatisfaction with the other party, wouldn't it be bad for seeking medicine.
At this time, the man turned into a little girl with glamorous makeup, and when he saw that everyone's faces had changed, he giggled and said:
"It's okay, it's okay, people are originally demon beasts, and my clan has always been close to your human race. I prefer the term "demon man", aren't you humans used to putting the main thing first?"
Before everyone could answer, the little girl turned into a big man again, and said in a rough voice: "Wrong, they humans have always been important to put in the final finale, so it is more appropriate to be a ladyboy." ”
Everyone looked at each other, and Yi Liunian asked cautiously: "Predecessors, seniors, are you two shemales or a pair of demons?"
The little girl replied: "Little brother's words are inappropriate, according to the number of life expectancy of my clan is converted into a human race, people are not in the age of twenty-eight years, what about the serious little fresh meat baby, the title of the predecessor does not dare to be, thank you for not being sensitive." ”
Subsequently, the incarnation of the Han appeared again: "What is there to dare not be, Master Ma and I are more than 100 years old, and it is more than enough to be their grandfather, so there is no doubt that I am a senior." ”
Everyone was stunned, and Zhang Hanyun suddenly interjected: "As far as I know, there is a rare branch of the dragon beast in the demon clan, called the dragon horse double-faced Jiao, not only hermaphroditic, but also talented and good at changing, the beast body can transform into a human form when it is young, and it speaks in its mouth, I don't know what the two are?"
The incarnation of the Han Dynasty glanced at Zhang Hanyun deeply: "The little girl has seen and heard a lot, her clan has not been born for a long time, and she can be casually told by you." Yes, my clan is hermaphroditic, and when I was young, I was separated and incarnated, and I was not able to transform at will until I became an adult. ”
As he spoke, he took on the form of a little girl and continued: "Well, we are still young, and we can't control the transformation yet, so we will transform between male and female forms at any time, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, the time is long and short, you just get used to it." ”
Song Feifei asked curiously, "Then are you one or two?"
The little girl said proudly: "Now you can see it as two, when we reach the age where we can be completely combined, have the same mind, and transform at will, our strength will be greatly improved, and if we continue to cultivate, there is even a certain chance that we will transform into a dragon with a Jiao body, and transform and upgrade into a divine beast." ”
The man who turned into a big man and said with a sad face: "Shh, Long Yanjiao, you have to keep a low profile, your clan has not succeeded for many generations, don't brag about it." ”
Next, the little girl said: "Ma Rulong, look at your name is loud, but people are so timid, and I am not wrong, how can I do it without confidence?" ”
At this time, everyone could also see that it was impossible to tell whether it was one or two strange beasts, and they were not young, but they did not seem to be more mature than them mentally.
Lin Xian stood up in surprise and arched his hand and said, "Two, please tell me what to do next." ”
Long Yanjiao said: "Don't worry, the time hasn't come yet." Grandpa said that the opportunity to come into contact with humans is rare, so let's test you first. ”
Lin Xian asked in surprise: "How to test?
Long Yanjiao said: "The cultivation system of our race is different from that of the human race, we can increase our cultivation by sleeping. But grandpa also said that if you want to turn into a dragon, you need to have more experience of human nature and feelings. Besides, you ask him, even if he doesn't turn into a body, can he beat me?"
Everyone looked at Chao Tianque, whom she was pointing at.
Chao Tianque flattened his mouth and said: "Hmph, Jiao's body looks very strong, but in fact, there is an indestructible muscle, nothing remarkable." Before I came, I singled her out, but before I could get to five breaths, this girl knelt directly in front of me - she pinched my people, begging me not to die......"
"How will that be tested?" Lin Xian asked in surprise.
Ma Rulong replied: "It's easy to do, if you can't beat it, just use your mouth, you know it or not, let's take a plate." ”
"What do you mean?"
"It's to chat with us, we ask, you answer. ”
Long Yanjiao explained: "We were born to sleep most of the time, and my grandfather only occasionally had time to take us out of the mountains to play, not for too long. In recent years, we have only been allowed to read some human books, which is indeed very interesting, but there is a lack of explanations, so we don't seem to understand it at all. ”
"So let's have a chat. According to the book, chat is a very advanced word, a shorthand for chatting, right? ”
Lin Xian was shocked and said: "You are right, I am very ashamed, many lofty words like chatting in human beings have been passed down to this day. ”
Ma Rulong said: "Then let's start here, please, what other words do you have to change the taste?"
Lin Xian thought for a while and replied: "For example, if you say that people are not for themselves, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, in fact, the original meaning is not the meaning of human nature and the darkness of people's hearts. The correct solution should be that if you don't practice well and temper yourself, you will be intolerable by heaven and earth. ”
For another example, a small amount is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband, this sentence is often misinterpreted as being a man must be ruthless and poisonous enough to eat well and mix well, and the original text is a small amount of non-gentleman, no husband without a husband. Whether it is a person or a demon, it is necessary to have enough belly and pattern, which can not be tolerated by others, so that he can be called a real man's husband. ”
The little girl who turned into Long Yanjiao and said: "I am not a big husband, I am very interested in the love between men and women in your human society, which is the so-called love. ”
"But it's so hard to understand, why can love be touching and hurt, why is it said that love hurts each other to the extreme?"
Song Feifei looked at Lin Xian and said, "It's so understandable." In my opinion, girls must not only have cultivation, but also cultivation - don't quarrel casually. If you meet a scumbag, you should slap it over, and try not to beep if you can do anything, so that you can know what it means to be both civil and military. If he breaks your heart, you hurt his face, and that's called hurting each other. ”
Yi Liunian was not happy, and retorted: "Feifei, don't take the crooked ladyboy little sister, what a sacred and magical emotion love is." Fortunately, the love is silent, otherwise, my family Wenyin must be deafening. You're right, Yinyin, come on, let my brother hug. ”
Wen Yin smiled and said, "I am too polite to you, am I giving you face?
Long Yanjiao's face showed a puzzled look, and she said to the others, "What do you think?"
Zhuge Yun saw Long Yanjiao looking at him, and said helplessly: "The person you love deeply, don't hide your heart and don't talk about it." People who have been thinking for a long time are not in their dreams. ”
Long Yanjiao turned to Feng Qingjun again, and Feng Qingjun said: "People only like things that they pay special attention to. Therefore, a person, whether you love you or not, can see and feel it. ”
Zhang Hanyun continued: "You will understand later." In your life, you will meet someone who will break your guesses, change your habits, and become your exception. ”
Long Yanjiao thoughtfully: "My clan is androgynous, I don't have a choice, I have been together since I was born, there is no novelty, and he always reasoned with me and raised the bar, never let me, I think he doesn't understand me, and he may not be my ideal other half." ”
This time, Yi Liunian said deeply to Ma Rulong, who came over:
"Brother, do you hear what you Ma Zi said? Brother tells you as a person who has come over: No woman likes to listen to your reasoning. ”
"What you say is reasonable, but what she listens to is your attitude towards her. Attitude, you see?
Feng Qingjun next to him added: "Freshness is not constantly starting with unknown people, but exploring the future with known people. ”
When Long Yanjiao incarnated again, Lin Xian said in surprise: "Don't force everyone to understand you, if that's the case, how simple and ordinary you have to be." No matter how good others are, they are still others, and no matter how bad they are, they are also themselves, unique themselves. It's enough to try to be the best version of yourself. ”
"People always say that you can't find your ideal partner, but do you say that you have become your ideal self? No, so don't be too demanding. A lot of times, it's you who do too little and ask for too much. ”
Ma Rulong turned around and asked depressedly: "I don't care about what I love, my problem is that every time I wake up from a deep sleep, I find that my cultivation is always not as fast as Xiaojiao's." ”
Chao Tianque, who had just been repaired before coming, jumped up and shouted: "Let me come, I'll answer this question, brother has a lot of bowls of poisonous chicken soup here." ”
"First of all, as a demon cultivator, what is it if you are not strong now-the days of not being strong will be long in the future. Therefore, you have to muster up the courage to cultivate for a few decades or hundreds of years, because if you don't cultivate, you don't know how bad your qualifications are. ”
"Of course, you still have to work hard and don't give up. You practice so hard every day just to prove to those who look down on you that you really can't do it! Sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't even know what despair is. ”
"When I say this, do you think that your dream is farther away from you? It doesn't matter, the demon is so unexpected. If you don't work hard, how do you know that you are really so bad? Believe in yourself, as long as you work hard, there is no talent and supernatural powers that you can't waste. ”
"No matter what it is, face life with a smile. Come on, big brother. Because, after surviving this blow, there are new blows waiting for you. Hahaha. ”
Seeing that Ma Rulong's face began to darken, Lin Xian hurriedly came over to play a round game: "Brother Ma, there is no one to share some heavy burdens, so I can only change my left shoulder to my right shoulder." There is no permanent victory in life, and resisting and holding on is everything. ”
"The so-called life is often unsatisfactory, and the remaining one or two are even more unsatisfactory. How can there be any apricot blossoms in the shadows, playing the flute until dawn, what I have experienced, is beating the ground until tomorrow. ”
"Instead of complaining, it is better to complain. Isn't there a saying that if the heart is in full bloom, the breeze will come. ”
Ma Rulong nodded: "You say so, I feel better." Xiaojiao and I are a family anyway, and we can't be separated, no matter who is strong, it's the same. ”
"Master Ma, I think my IQ is online, this EQ is a little worse, I don't know what the brothers can teach me?"
Yi Liunian smiled: "You are the right person to ask this, flirting with my sister, my strength." So, I'll give you an example. ”
"For example, there is a beautiful banshee who hands you a water cup and says that she can't unscrew the lid and asks you for help, what are you going to do? Take it and unscrew it? Can the little sister be willing? Can you not be jealous? How to survive PUBG? Remember the following life-saving stunt. ”
"You take the cup first, and then hand it to the little sister, and say to her, 'Honey, can you help you twist it?' If she unscrews it, and it's not the banshee you helped with, you will leave yourself alone. If she can't unscrew it, you say: Come, little Jiaojiao, I'll help you. How? Perfect. ”
Ma Rulong's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said in a loud voice: "High, high, really high." ”
He had to explore further, and his body had already transformed into a dragon Yanjiao.
Long Yanjiao giggled again: "Okay, it's almost time, even if you pass the level, it's time for us to go." ”