Chapter 900: The Legendary Bad Little ...... No!

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, the bias towards the tiger mountain is to say that those are determined and indomitable, and the contest between military advisors and strategists is completely different, each of them secretly digs a big pit for the opponent while trying to avoid falling into the big pit of the opponent...... Those who can dodge will dodge, and those who can go around will never fall into the pit of their opponents, and those who are mortal with naked eyes and mediocre minds are unlucky...... It's like the legendary Jiang Gan stealing books, it doesn't matter if it's thirty-seven twenty-one, as long as others dig a pit, he will obediently jump down!" After everyone talked about it, Xiao Tao suddenly figured out all the key, and laughed quietly: "Chaocang has already jumped down, Tang Ta has also jumped down, and Jiang Gan has also jumped into the pit stupidly...... But Brother Guo, you are like a sharp-eyed stone monkey, and it is not easy to make you obediently jump into the big pit!"

"I see...... The reason why Situ is confident is because he has a hostage in his hands, so he has always been fearless, because he has calculated that you will enter the empty building...... Not to mention the plan arranged by others, as long as he can rescue people, even the legendary Longtan Tiger's Den will not blink an eye! And he would never have dreamed of it...... The former hostage has been secretly rescued by Brother Guo, and he will never step into the empty building again in this life!" Bai Baoxiang also suddenly realized, shook his head and exclaimed: "Let's take an analogy, Situ specially prepared a large table of chicken, duck and fish...... As an authentic snacker, Little Peach Sister must not be able to resist that temptation, but you are unmoved...... Ahem, people have gone through great pains and spent a lot of money to invite you to a banquet, but I didn't expect you to miss the appointment!"

"There is no free lunch in the world, in order to be able to rescue Sister Xiuxiu in advance, I also paid a painful price! In order to find out if there is any killer weapon hidden in my sleeve, Situ carefully designed a series of plans from the beginning of the Western Expedition to the decisive battle of the Meridian Yin Yang Ridge, and the Demon Saint also pitted me into it...... To tell you the truth, I am not an immortal, and in the face of the last blow of the Demon Saint, at the moment of life and death, I was actually shaken in my heart...... If you use the killer weapon at that time, you can naturally have no worries about your life, but you will definitely not be able to fight Situ later...... There was really no way, so in the end I had to put my heart sideways and die early and live early...... I'd rather die standing than lie down, and I'd rather die early than later!" Wu Guo didn't have a trace of smugness on his face, and sighed faintly: "As a result, you have all seen it...... After being punched by the Demon Saint, not only did I lie on the sickbed for a few months, but Uncle Baiguan ended up disappearing in order to save me...... Phew! Mixing in the rivers and lakes, that's going to be repaid! Situ has already cheated me once, and now it's my turn to cheat him!"

I'll dig the pit, you will jump, you will pit me, I will pit you!

"I have to say that Situ's strategy is really powerful...... My father is often amazed at Situ's methods at home these days, before he casually threw out a series of schemes, three times five divided by two, and the demon clan was wiped out, and now he wants to take Brother Guo's head in the midst of thousands of troops...... Brother Guo, if you can trap Situ this time, it will take advantage of God's light, if you can't cheat, you will still be eaten to death by Situ!" Zhao Ye also sighed in a low voice.

"Yes! The name of the person, the shadow of the tree, there has always been only Situ to pit others, who has the ability to pit him? IQ level does not allow it! In order to pit Situ once, I really even fought for my life...... I don't want my life, what else can I want? Fortune and misfortune lie in wait, and misfortune and fortune depend on it, and it is precisely because of this that Situ will believe that I don't have any killer features hidden in my sleeve, and I don't have the strength to cheat! Because he only believes in logic, after confirmation, he will definitely have a showdown with me in the night rain shower in all directions, and the bright moon is in the empty building!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Isn't it just playing cards? Who wouldn't? I want to give me the nickname of the Little Gambling Saint back then, and let Yu Wulin lose at the poker table...... Situ's card skills are naturally much better than Yu Wulin's, but that doesn't bother me! If you want to hide from Situ, you must not play cards with him according to logic!"

"Situ has already entered the palace today to meet the Queen Mother...... They have now been made suspicious and suspicious by Brother Guo, so the Queen Mother was very cautious this time, and cleared out all the idle people in the Qingxin Hall in advance, and then talked to Situ secretly...... So there's no way to know what we're talking about. Zhao Ye nodded, and said solemnly: "Be careful to sail the Ten Thousand Year Boat, I won't go to the Hidden Jade Mansion to drink flower wine with the demon girl for a while; Brother Guo, you have learned the news now, but my father doesn't know yet! I will rush home in a while to explain this matter to him, so that he can prepare early!"

"Well, Situ didn't go directly to the top of Tongtian Peak to see the victory today, but entered the palace to see the Queen Mother...... This shows that he is still a little hesitant in his heart! If he has already made up his mind, he will definitely go to see the main general who has defeated him first! This is the difference between the main and the secondary, and it is not useful to say it to Yu Hongjiao a hundred times and to say it again!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes, and suddenly said with a wicked smile: "Fortunately, I have prepared in advance, since Situ is still a little hesitant in his heart...... Since he still refuses to break the jar, then I'll turn him into a broken jar first! I can't wait any longer! If I wait any longer, Senior Zhuo will be promoted...... That's a mess!"

"What? You were prepared? What were you prepared for? Why didn't I know?" Cai Suzhen said in surprise.

"Daughter-in-law, do you remember when I was lying on the sickbed, Wan Huobao made that limerick poem? Amazing! That's really amazing! Hehe, I'm not afraid of hooligans, I'm afraid that hooligans are educated...... Wan Huobao just changed the poem by two words, and a poem has undergone earth-shaking changes...... Especially the first word, even if Situ has a good sense of cultivation, after seeing it at first glance, he will be so angry that one Buddha will enter the world, and the second Buddha will ascend to heaven!" Wu Guo said with a smile.

That poem was originally Situ Miaoji's red dress, but after Wan Huobao changed one word, it became Situ Miaoji's red dress...... Oh my God! I don't know, I'm scared when I say it, it's such a hooligan!" Cai Suzhen suddenly woke up, crying and laughing.

As soon as this adapted poem comes out, who is the opponent in the world? Haha! If it is a person, he is afraid of scandals...... Whether it is Situ or Yu Hongskirt, after seeing this sentence, they must be furious and furious!" Wu Guo slapped the table and said categorically: "A few days ago, I asked Wan Huobao to open the bow left and right, and wrote down the adapted poem in black and white! Without further ado, tonight I will let the little cat girl and the mouse king secretly paste the adapted poem in front of the palace and the door of Situ's house! There is no doubt that when Situ sees it tomorrow, he will be so angry that he will faint, and then he will desperately meet my sword soldiers!"

"What? Do you want us to go to the palace to secretly post an adapted poem? So it's a dangerous thing, so I won't go!" The little cat girl first rolled her eyes at Wu Guo, then looked at Cai Suzhen and Xiao Tao, and said embarrassedly: "Sister Cai, Sister Xiao Tao, it's not that I only like to eat fish but refuse to work hard, but there are too many scumbags and scumbags in this world led by Brother Guo...... In that case, why can't I be a lazy scumbag?"

"Yes, yes, that's the truth!" The mouse king's eyes lit up, and he followed, and the woman singer said: "Since the number of scumbags and scumbags in this world is growing at a crazy rate...... Then why can't I be an idle scumbag?"

It's a mess!