Chapter 84: Good luck, eat chicken tonight

Hearing a cold snort behind him, Lu Xun's sweat and hairs exploded.

"Why are you here!?"

"Nonsense, I am an outstanding graduate of Hongshan Academy, Haotian Flag Bearer, and Senior Honorary Tutor, why can't I come? If I don't come, you kid is afraid that you will run to say hello to that wild man, and from then on the surface he will be called a brother and a brother, and he will bow down in his heart!"

Lu Xun was silent for a while: "Otherwise, do you want to fight as a clown? You also saw the battle just now, do you think I can win?"

Lu Bieli said: "Don't say that you are not a good person, I can't win if I were back then." ”

Hearing Lu Bieli admit so frankly that he was inferior to others, Lu Xun could almost stare his eyeballs out of his sockets, and he was even more concerned for a while: "Dad, are you ......?"

"Lao Tzu is not crazy! This kind of obvious fact, what is there not to admit?" Lu Bieli said as a matter of course, "Will I be angry because my hair is not as long as a woman? Will I be annoyed and angry because I don't eat as much fried chicken as Zheng Liming? Fighting to win or lose on meaningless projects is a brain in water." ”

As he spoke, Lu Bieli unceremoniously reached out and knocked on Lu Xun's head.

"You're soaking your brain in the bathtub now!"

Lu Xun has been subjected to many similar attacks since he was a child, and he has long been accustomed to it, anyway, his childhood playmate Qi Wei has very consciously chosen to avoid it at the first time, there is nothing to be ashamed of.

Lu Bili said: "What's the great deal about not being able to defeat a snow-capped savage? Is Hongshan Academy a martial arts academy? Is it the combat strength of the students that determines the students' seats and the Haotian Banner? When the ancestor Lu Hao founded the country, he was not the one who could fight the most in the Western Continent! The one who could fight the most was a cow and a horse for him!"

These words finally made Lu Xun think about it seriously.

Lu Bieli is right, not the most capable demon Taoist is the best demon Taoist, although there is indeed a bonus to be able to fight, but there are many things with a bonus, the great grandmaster also relied on academic treatises to become famous in one fell swoop, and his status has always been stable over those grandmasters who can become famous by fighting. So there is really no need for me to be obsessed with competing with Bai Xiao in force, but the question is......

I don't need to be obsessed with winning or losing with Bai Xiao from the beginning!

Isn't it good to be an ordinary classmate and a friend? Why do you have to be an opponent?!

Lu Bieli said: "Then you go and Qingyue to divide the victory and defeat? The brains are smarter than you, the two demon seeds are of higher quality than you, and the mentor is also better than your mentor, how are you going to win?"

Lu Xun really wanted to say that even if I die here and jump from the outside, I will never take you out to fight with others!

But now the number one question is......

"Why do I have to fight with Qingyue or Bai Xiao?!"

Lu Bieli knocked on his son's head again: "Your question is like soaking your brain in the sea." It is natural to fight with Bai Xiao, otherwise your beloved woman will be handed over. ”

"I said I didn't like Qingyue a long time ago!"

"Then it is only natural for you to fight with Qingyue, otherwise your beloved man will have to give it to others. ”

"I ......" Lu Xun was really about to vomit blood.

Why didn't Lu Beili die from this old thief!?

Lu Bieli said: "It's still the same sentence, if you are not convinced, you can give birth to a son by yourself and spend time every day, unhappy and unhappy things are supposed to be passed on to make the original person happy." But the bloodline of the Lu family cannot be tarnished by mongrels, and your son must also be born to a super-first-class woman. And now, it's unrealistic to expect Bai Xiao to give you a baby, so you can only go with Bai Xiao to grab Qingyue......"

Lu Xun was really angry to the point of going backwards, his fists were clenched tightly, and the picture of Lu Bieli being hung up and beaten by him kept coming to mind.

Lu Bieli suddenly whispered: "Imagination is good, but can you do it? I graduated with the Haotian Banner in my hand, but what about you?"

"A Haotian flag, you are going to blow it for the rest of your life!?"

"That flag is an honor worthy of being blown for a lifetime, and when you get a higher honor, come and belittle my achievements. ”

After speaking, Lu Bieli patted Lu Xun's head again, and turned to leave with a sneer.

Lu Xun sat in place, unable to calm the anger in his heart for a long time.

Until a chicken leg is handed to him.

Lu Xun was stunned for a moment, and found that his mentor had come to his side at some point.

"Teacher, how do you ......?"

"Hmph, you actually released my pigeon at the appointed test time, of course I want to come back to see who gave you the guts!"

Lu Xun suddenly felt guilty: "I'm sorry, I just ......"

"It's okay, I saw it, Lu Beili that kid, his personality was awkward before, he obviously thought about the same thing, but it changed his taste when he did it, and it was not easy to be his son. ”

Zheng Liming's words almost made Lu Xun cry, after so many years, someone can finally understand the difficulties of him, the young master of the Lu family!

"However, the more it is not easy, the more you have to grit your teeth and persevere to the end, come, eat the chicken leg first, and only then will you have the strength to work hard when you have a full stomach. ”

Lu Xun looked at the oily fried chicken leg that was handed to his mouth, and his heart was mixed.

Of course, Zheng Liming knew what he was worried about, and sneered: "I love fried chicken, but I didn't start after I was middle-aged, I was already a frequent customer of fried chicken restaurants when I was in my prime." ”

Lu Xun was taken aback, and felt that the three views were about to be overturned. As a disciple of Zheng Liming, you can see a lot of Zheng Liming's writings and photos when he was young in his laboratory.

It is no exaggeration to say that when he was young, he was indeed a handsome guy with a face value of more than 9 points! Until the video materials left behind when he graduated, people felt that he could become an idol among the magicians.

Yet why......

"When I was young, that is, when I was your age, I had an opponent who I wanted to defeat no matter what, but the strength of the opponent was far from being able to shake me when I was young, so this hostility and hatred could only turn into obsession, and after a few years of accumulation, it was almost a curse, which kept me awake day and night, and my mind was exhausted...... At this time, the solution that came to my mind was gluttony. ”

Zheng Liming lowered his gaze, looked over the fat on his cheeks, and looked at Lu Xun.

"Fried chicken, which is rich in fat, protein, and salt, covers all kinds of nutrients needed by the human body to the greatest extent, and the human taste organ naturally has a high degree of love for it, and the sense of happiness when entering the mouth can make people forget all their troubles. If you still can't forget it, then let's get another one. Then, after forgetting your worries, you can use up your extra nutrients with extra effort. ”

Lu Xun listened in a daze, and couldn't help but think of the picture of Zheng Liming when he was young, while overeating, he frantically exploded his liver and consumed energy to resist strong enemies.

It's so inspiring that it brings tears to your eyes, but ......

Why is it that such an inspirational story has such a greasy ending in the end?!

Zheng Liming shrugged: "Because I finally won in the end." ”

"If you won, then why ......"

"The biggest goal in life has been achieved, do I need to care about anything else?" Zheng Liming sighed and handed the chicken leg forward, "But your goal hasn't been achieved yet, right?"

Lu Xun smiled bitterly, in the face of the teacher's enthusiastic recommendation, what else could he do?

After taking the fried chicken, Lu Xun shrank slightly, but still mustered up the courage to bite it.

Suddenly, a rich fragrance called happiness flowed through the mouth.

Far from being as greasy as you might think, the tenderness of the chicken, the crispiness of the wrapping and the saltiness of the seasoning are like delicately intertwined spins, weaving a flawless taste.

Zheng Liming smiled: "How does it taste? This is the crystallization of more than ten years of research and improvement between me and the store, from the cultivation of chickens to the selection of seasonings, any troubles are not worth mentioning in front of such a chicken leg." ”

After speaking, he sighed again: "The strange thing is that it tastes so good, but the popularity can't get up, it can only be said that there are many fools in the world, and they don't deserve to enjoy the mouth." ”

Lu Xun said in his heart, this kind of chicken leg endorsed by you, if it can be popular, then the world will be over. But there's no denying that it's a real ......

"The only problem with it is that it is too nutritious, because the chicken breed is already a magic breed, and the calorie density is far beyond the norm. Zheng Liming said, "Such a chicken leg is enough to meet the energy needs of ordinary young people for two whole days." ”

Lu Xun calculated for a while, and was even more afraid of Zheng Liming.

This guy can eat at least one small regiment every day!

"From today onwards, you will be eating 10 of these chicken thighs every day. I was in the prime of my life while overeating, and you couldn't do it for no reason!" Zheng Liming said in a deep voice, "Your biggest problem is that you like to retreat when you encounter problems, but since you worship under my door, I will never allow you to walk on the retreat road all day long!"

As he spoke, Zheng Liming took out more chicken legs.

Lu Xun was frightened, and his eyes wandered around.

Nono, what about you?

"Don't count on that woman. Zheng Liming sneered, "She said today that she was going to do a big cleaning in the laboratory, and I was kind enough to let her see my private room, not for two days, she didn't want to clean up, during this time, you can give me as much food as I want!"