Chapter 69: The Legendary Showbiz

"Oh! I almost forgot about this big thing just now! Sister Zhenzhen, this is for you!"

"What is this?" Cai Suzhen took it and just glanced at it lightly, only to see that the white paper was densely covered with words, and he didn't look closely, just frowned and asked.

"Hehe, this is called a line!" Wu Guo scratched his hair and laughed in a low voice: "This is a classic line that I wrote after several nights of contemplation! And in duplicate! In a few days, Sister Zhenzhen will act and fight with Grandpa Tiger in Niangzi Guanchengtou...... In order to highlight the effect of the scene, well, it is mainly to deceive those demon viewers who don't know the truth...... A majestic and righteous line, that is absolutely indispensable! The other one I have already asked Uncle Aquila to take to the Demon Land! Sister Zhenzhen, I have already marked it on the white paper! The red letter is your line! The blue letter is Grandpa Tiger's line!"

"Phew! What a bad show are you arranging! It's just a fake fight! What else do you need...... Lines! As soon as you hear this name, it's extremely unreliable! Whoever likes it can take it and watch it! I won't read it anyway!" When the tsundere queen, who was the least good at falsification in her life, heard this, her willow eyebrows immediately rose upside down, her apricot eyes widened, and she casually threw the blank piece of paper far aside, and said angrily: "It's not that I haven't faked a fight! I also had a fake fight with that demon tiger a few days ago...... This time it's the Tiger King again...... Hmph! The most annoying thing in my life is cheating! You're good! I've arranged one game after another, and I'm not annoying! And there's no end!"

"Brother Guo, what are the lines?" Although the eldest lady was angry, Xiao Tao asked curiously.

"Little Peach, the northwest has always been desolate, so you don't know...... In the midst of the blossoming Jingshi, there are countless opera troupes! On weekdays, they compete for beauty and beauty, so it's not lively! Well, I happened to find an ancient book called 'An Actor's Self-cultivation' in the Jingshi bookstore, and in that book, the entire pear orchard was called ...... The legendary showbiz! Oh, you don't know...... There are really all kinds of people in that circle, and there are all kinds of people! It is bustling and dazzling! Among the troupes, those who write stories behind closed doors are called legendary screenwriters, and those who stand in the middle of the venue to make comparisons and direct performances...... It is called the legendary director! The various characters in the play are called the legendary actors, and as for the various actors...... That's the legendary actress! Among them, there is a detailed division between the male protagonist and the female protagonist, the second male and the second female...... It's very subtle and cumbersome!"

"Brother Guo, listen to what you say, that showbiz ...... It seems to be quite complicated!" Xiao Tao thought for a moment and bit her finger and said.

"What is called quite complicated! That's quite complicated! Let me tell you, there are all kinds of wonders in that circle! There are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing they can't do! Although I don't know much about it, it is clearly written in that book, and the actors and actresses tear down the stage and steal the scene from each other, and they are intrigued, which is extremely complicated and difficult to understand...... Well, it's a hundred times more dangerous than we mixed up in this world! After reading that book, I realized that with my intelligence, I can only mingle in the rivers and lakes where there are groups of reckless people, and I will never dare to touch into that circle!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes and began to make up nonsense: "And when the male and female actors appear on the stage to sing the opposite drama together, there are literary dramas and fighting dramas...... The songs and dialogues in the play are naturally the lines! In the entertainment circles, there are some excellent ones! I remember that when I left Beijing eight years ago, one of the most famous opera troupes performed a play called 'The Legend of the West Chamber'! Oh! Let me tell you, that play is wonderful! I never get tired of watching it!"

"Oh! There is still such a fun place in Jingshi! Brother Guo, what kind of drama is the West Chamber? What are you talking about?" When Xiao Tao heard this, countless little stars suddenly appeared in her big eyes, and the eldest queen, who had always been cold and arrogant...... Although the surface is still cold, the heart is also extremely curious, and the old trick is still repeated, just sitting on the side and eavesdropping without saying a word!

"In that play...... It tells the story of a clever and clever little maid! The eldest lady in the play obviously loves a parent who has already fallen in love, a horse from the north...... No, he is a handsome young man from the snow-capped mountains in the north, but the little eldest sister's martial arts are too high, her temperament is too cold, and her temper is too big, so she can't pull her face and fight with that handsome young man's ears and temples...... The little maid next to the eldest lady saw it in her eyes, and she was even more anxious in her heart! Later, she happened to be a matchmaker, hehe, and finally let her young lady and the handsome young man achieve a happy marriage, and happily entered the cave room!"

"Into the cave room, who and whom, which and which!" Cai Suzhen listened, and his heart suddenly became angry, his apricot eyes widened, and he looked around: "Huh, where was the sword put by me just now?"

"How can there be such a anxious little maid in the world...... Hehe, don't talk about eating inside and out, and dare to rob your own lady's play! Obviously impatient! Brother Guo, you must be making up nonsense and bluffing people again!" Xiao Tao first covered her mouth and snickered for a while, then lowered her head and fiddled with the corners of her clothes, with a little twist in her demeanor: "Brother Guo...... I just heard you say that there is a little girl in the West Chamber, and I think it is very interesting and fascinating, well, it is like a cat's paw scratching in my heart...... You say I...... Later, I went to Jingshi...... Can you mix up that legendary showbiz?"

"Oh! Little peach, don't be careless! I'll tell you, that circle is not easy to mix! It's almost worse than the tight hoop on the head of the stone monkey! Well, it seemed better before, but now I've been dozing off on the big pine tree on Qingyang Mountain for eight years...... Listen to Bao and ask Zhao Ye to say...... In that circle, there is not only a miasma of smoke now, but also traps step by step, killing at every turn...... It's almost harder to mix than in the cultivation world!"

"Isn't it? Isn't it just singing a show and saying a few lines? Why are you still killing people?" Xiao Taoqi said, blinking his eyes and thinking about it, he seemed to be a little annoyed: "Brother Guo, obviously you don't want to help me, so now you are alarmist and deliberately scare me! Hmph! If you don't help me...... Then I won't help you in the future!"

Cai Suzhen watched Xiao Tao and Harm Fruit chatting happily, blinking her eyes wide...... I didn't find the sword, but I always felt that something was wrong...... The two of them are bargaining now...... Why do I seem to have become a bargaining chip at the negotiating table......

"My little aunt and grandmother! There is no such simple thing ......in the world! Those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are self-turbid...... Although there are some noble people in the entertainment industry...... But in that Vanity Fair, if you want to always be alone, you need to have a lot of courage and wisdom! Therefore, in addition to some extremely talented and noble people, there are also some black sheep who are even better at stir-frying...... No, it's good at hype, and it looks extremely ugly...... Well, those are all shameless people who don't know how to learn and don't know how to call their brother on their faces and dig guys behind their backs! They are even more insidious and cunning than us in the rivers and lakes! Sometimes they compete for the male number one and the female number one...... Not only does it require the eight immortals to cross the sea, but the yin tricks are frequent...... Fighting cattle across the mountains, scolding or anything in the void is trivial, and at the critical time, you have to personally put on the battle, pull your hair, pull your clothes, dragon claw hands, and tease your yin legs or something...... Do everything you can! Every time you come down, you have to break your head and bleed! The tricks are wonderful and ruthless, and they are three points weirder than the people in our rivers and lakes! Well, if they don't come to the northwest to fight with the demons, it's really a waste of good skills!"

"Since that showbiz ...... So messy...... Do you still want to be a director in your heart?" Cai Suzhen finally couldn't help it at this time, looked at the harmful fruit with high eyebrows, and teased lightly.

"Sister Zhenzhen, you don't know anything! That director is amazing! I heard that there are a few people with average talent, but they are very thick-skinned...... On weekdays, not only do you eat fragrant food and drink spicy food, but you can also dive a few fox and tiger dive when you have nothing to do...... I really envy me......" The harmful fruit suddenly looked like a pig brother, and suddenly realized that something was wrong as he spoke, so he hurriedly changed his words, and opened the topic in a loud voice: "Xiao Tao, let's go to Jingshi together in the future...... I'll take you to the opera garden to listen to the opera for a few days, okay?"

"Okay, okay, Brother Guo, what you promised, you won't be allowed to scalper in the future!" Xiao Tao suddenly turned her anger into joy, standing by the side of the harmful fruit, and Ai Ai was reluctant to move her nest!

"Phew! No one is allowed to go!" The big queen with a tendon was anxious when she heard this, glared at Xiao Tao fiercely on the surface, and secretly taught people with a pun! "At a young age, I want to visit those fancy worlds! Hmph! I'm not afraid of learning badly!"

"Oh! There are Miss and Brother Guo, you two are here, what are you afraid of!" Before Wu Guo could speak, Xiao Tao after the rebellion had already stood on the side of the harmful fruit without hesitation, pouting and said: "If we go to the theater together, who will we be afraid of? If you talk about playing, who can beat Miss you! Hehe, if you are talking about drama...... Who can fight Brother Guo with a bad stomach!"

"......" looked originally smart and well-behaved, and was extremely intimate...... Now that the victim has taken a broken little girl in just a few days, Cai Suzhen is really completely speechless this time.

"Xiao Tao said it well!" The harmful fruit was secretly happy in his heart, and his face was even more full of spring breeze: "Sister Zhenzhen is a natural martial artist! I will be a literary bully! Xiao Tao ...... I'll be a drama bully in the future!"

"Phew, I see that you are barely trying to be a Northern Tyrant, or something, and it will be the end!" Cai Suzhen said fiercely.

"Brother Guo, you are a director this time......" Although the tsundere queen still loves to ignore her, Xiao Tao is red-eyed when she hears it, and secretly reaches out and tugs at the sleeve of the harmful fruit, and begged in a low voice: "Can it be in this play you directed...... Give me a few lines for the scene...... Let me be a drama bully...... Do you want to be an actor again? Well, Miss must be the number one female! I'm so-so...... Let's be the second female number!"

"This resolutely can't work!" Wu Guo shook his head frequently, and said thoughtfully: "Xiao Tao, you don't know anything! That actress's profession is very dangerous! If her own force value is too low, she won't be able to do some sanda and capture anti-wolf techniques or something...... Girls better don't do that!"

"Why?" said Xiao Tao, whose eyes flashed wide, puzzled.

"Needless to say, there are some bad directors...... I especially like to bully actresses!Well, our little peach is so clever and well-behaved, and she is born well, you can't let others bully her!" Wu Guo said with a smile.

"But...... This time, the drama ...... Isn't the director Brother Guo, you? Oh, who is your little peach! Besides, who wants to be bullied by you, a little bad guy, ...... "Before Xiao Tao finished speaking, she realized that something was wrong, she blushed and was ashamed and angry, stomped her feet, turned around, and ran away without a trace!

(End of chapter)

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