Chapter 298: Flickering
Lan Tiezhu looked back at the King Kong God of War and said to Shen Tianqi, "What's wrong with him?
Shen Tianqi sighed and said: "His problem is called amnesia as soon as he fights, and the doctor said that he wants to restore his memory." You must try not to fight, not to fight, no matter what he says, don't believe it. ”
"Especially when you wake up, you will definitely talk a few words. ”
"Hey, that's serious. ”
Lan Tiezhu gasped and looked back at the King Kong God of War again, "So, this guy is sick now?"
"yes, let me ask you, have you met him before?"
Shen Tianqi asked.
"No, the last time we met, we fought directly, and I took the initiative to meet this time. Lan Tiezhu said.
"That's right, this is the first time he's seen you, and you haven't been on an errand in Heavenly Court, why did he let you ask about the pension? Did you know each other before? ”
Shen Tianqi gushed endlessly: "Since you don't know, then why does he count on you? Then the only answer is that his brain is broken." ”
"He is sick and has not yet recovered. ”
When Shen Tianqi said this, he sighed and said: "I am also to blame for this, he has been fighting with me in the south and north for so long, and he has never enjoyed a good life." It's been like this since I was kicked in the head by a donkey. Believe it or not, he will definitely say that I am not the Emperor of Heaven later. ”
Lan Tiezhu said with a serious expression: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, don't worry, since I am now your subordinate with the little golden retriever, I will definitely let him order more." Isn't he sick? Okay, I'll cooperate with him. ”
"Ahem!"
Shen Tianqi coughed lightly, and then turned to look at the King Kong God of War with Lan Tiezhu.
"Little Golden Retriever, don't you know me?"
Shen Tianqi asked.
The King Kong God of War immediately said, "Who are you TM?"
Lan Tiezhu's heart: Sure enough, the Emperor of Heaven said that he was right, this guy was sick, and he didn't even know him.
Shen Tianqi looked at Lan Tiezhu seriously, "How about it, I'm right." ”
Lan Tiezhu nodded and said, "It's still the Heavenly Emperor who has foresight. ”
Shen Tianqi asked again: "I said that I am the Emperor of Heaven, do you believe it?"
The King Kong God of War immediately said: "Just you, the Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of Heaven is not as tender as you... Phew, you're not the Emperor of Heaven anyway. ”
"The Emperor of Heaven is not as weak as you. ”
Lan Tiezhu sighed and said: "It's over, these two fools dare to say that the Emperor of Heaven is weak, he must be sick and stunned." ”
Shen Tianqi thought for a while and said, "Little Golden Retriever, I'm not the Emperor of Heaven, are you sure?"
"Hehe, I'm pretty sure of it. ”
When the King Kong God of War said this, he paused, and then said angrily: "Say, why are you pretending to be the Emperor of Heaven!"
Lan Tiezhu felt that the King Kong God of War was about to fall ill, and hurriedly said: "King Kong breathes anger King Kong breathes anger!"
"Lao Tie, you say, is he the Emperor of Heaven?"
King Kong Zhan Shen pointed at Shen Tianqi angrily and said.
"King Kong, you're confused!"
Lan Tiezhu sighed, and said with some hatred that iron is not made of steel.
"Ah, why am I confused? He is indeed not the Emperor of Heaven. ”
King Kong God of War said angrily.
Lan Tiezhu said to the King Kong God of War: "King Kong God of War, let me tell you something, don't get excited." ”
"Okay, you say. ”
The King Kong God of War nodded and said.
Lan Tiezhu leaned over and said softly, "You have a sick brain." ”
King Kong God of War: "???"
The King Kong God of War was instantly annoyed, "Lao Tie, even if you are in charge of providing for the elderly, you can't scold people! Big deal, I don't want this pension!"
"No, I don't want it, you have to give me a beating. ”
Blue Iron Pillar: "......"
"Don't get excited. ”
Lan Tiezhu patted his chest, "How long have we known each other, and you still don't believe me?"
When the King Kong God of War said this, he was instantly stunned.
"How do I remember, we met twice, the first time we fought directly, isn't this the second time?"
Blue Iron Pillar: "......"
"Second goods, think about it, why did I fight with you?"
Lan Tiezhu said angrily, "The old man is so old, and he still fights with a middle-aged man like you, do I suffer?"
The King Kong God of War looked at the intact and full of qi blue iron pillar, and immediately said: "What are you suffering, aren't you good?"
Blue Iron Pillar: "......"
Lan Tiezhu sighed and said, "The last time I beat you, it was for your own good. ”
King Kong God of War: "???"
"Why is it good for me?" said the King Kong God of War unhappily, "I have been crippled by you." ”
Blue Iron Pillar: "......"
Lan Tiezhu continued to stabilize the mood of the King Kong God of War, and said: "I beat you because I was angry with you, we have known each other for millions of years, but as soon as you came up, you didn't even say hello, and directly opened a big move, you just said that I can not be angry, right?"
The King Kong God of War widened his eyes and said, "What the hell? We've known each other for millions of years?"
Lan Tiezhu nodded, and continued to flicker: "Aren't you on duty at Nantianmen?
"Uh..."
The King Kong God of War thought for a moment and said, "Arc de Triomphe?"
Lan Tiezhu shook his head and said, "No, no, you're thinking about it." ”
"The big front door?"
"Not true. ”
"Donghua Gate?"
"Not true. ”
"That's Xihuamen. ”
"Not really. ”
"Hey, it's not heaven..."
"No, no, no, no, no. ”
Lan Tiezhu interrupted him impatiently, "Tell me, I've known each other for millions of years, and now you don't even know which gate I'm in, tell me for yourself and see, are you amnesia?"
"Uh..."
The King Kong God of War fell into deep thought.
And Lan Tiezhu said directly: "I'm also on duty at Nantianmen, have you forgotten?"
"You're also on duty at Nantianmen?"
The King Kong God of War's eyes widened, "Then why have I never seen you? I'm the boss of Nantianmen." ”
"Heh, then let me ask you, how many Heavenly Soldiers do you have in Nantianmen, and what is the name of the two hundred and fifty Heavenly Soldiers?"
Lan Tiezhu said disdainfully.
The King Kong God of War said directly: "There are a total of 8,600 heavenly soldiers in the South Heavenly Gate, and the two hundred and fifty heavenly soldiers are called Versace. ”
Blue Iron Pillar: "......"
"What about the six hundred and seventy-two?"
"Emmas. ”
"What about six thousand and seventy-two?"
"Sonail"
"What about the last one?"
"Porridge Dafu. ”
Blue Iron Pillar: "???"
MD!
I've met a master!
The blue iron pillar is cracked!
"Ahem! You're mistaken!"
Lan Tiezhu coughed and said, "Now there are 108,000 Heavenly Soldiers in the South Heavenly Gate, and I am the 99,990th Heavenly Soldier Blue Iron Pillar. ”
"Later, I followed you to guard the door, and when we were fine, we liked to talk about ideals. ”
"Now, millions of years have passed, and you have finally become the boss of Nantianmen, and I have finally become the minister of the pension department. ”
"Our dream has finally been achieved!"