Chapter 31: It's all fart

Huo Linglong turned around and ran down, not forgetting to glare at Zhang Feng fiercely before leaving.

Zhang Feng: "???"

Strange woman.

Speaking of which, it seems that someone had bad intentions for himself last night, but fortunately, he had already set up the mechanism before.

I was right, this world is really dangerous. There must be someone who has hatred in his heart after learning that he has become a senior brother and wants to attack him. It is worthy of the Xianxia world written in the novel that is full of murder and treasure grabbing scenes.

You have to be more cautious in the future, and set up a few more traps when you go back later.

Zhang Feng didn't know that Huo Linglong was wearing a cat girl dress in front of his door last night, and carefully knocked on the door for two hours...... Then he fell into the dog shit pit dug by Zhang Feng himself.

As a boy came to the stage and shouted, "The inauguration ceremony of the chief disciple of Sheung Shui Shengfeng has officially begun", and the event was carried out smoothly.

What follows is a set of procedures for what to announce the curtain and hit the bell and burn incense.

First of all, the Lord of Sheung Shui Sacred Peak, the good man of Sheung Shui, will express his expectations for the future of Sheung Shui Holy Peak, as well as the affirmation and expectation of the new senior brother.

Next, the four peak masters will respectively express their great expectations for the resumption of the majesty of the Sheung Shui Holy Peak, and make expectations and blessings for the work and responsibilities of the new senior brother.

In the end, the new senior brother Zhang Feng will explain his next work plan and key work content, and make promises to end the work results, and the whole meeting will be announced in the warm applause of the disciples of the whole peak.

This is the routine of the ages. Zhang Feng carefully calculated that if he only turned on the special effects when he needed to show up, it would only take an hour and twenty minutes.

The event unfolded as planned.

Huo Linglong stood in the middle of the team, thinking back to the shit pit she fell into last night, the anger in her heart still did not dissipate, what did the senior brother mean last night?

He must not be forgiven...... No, no, the senior brother is a kind, calm and generous person, how can he humiliate himself in this way.

That can only be a rejection of oneself.

How do you explain that shit pit?

Well, it must have been made by the senior brother who wanted to learn how to hunt, and he just accidentally stepped on it.

Thinking of this, the anger in Huo Linglong's heart dissipated.

After thinking about it, the corners of Huo Linglong's mouth curled slightly.

is worthy of being a senior brother and brother, the skill of making a dog shit pit is so superb that even he accidentally fell for it.

And the senior brother and brother really sat down like Liu Xia Hui, and in the face of his cucumber girl knocking on the door in the middle of the night, he didn't even think a little about it.

Even for fear that others will misunderstand and damage his reputation, and in order to avoid embarrassing himself by refusing to face to face, he doesn't open the door for himself!

Senior brother and brother's character is so noble and delicate, it is really not something that ordinary people like us can doubt.

Well, forgive him.

Thinking about the meaning and care after this series of meaningful actions of the senior brother and brother, Huo Linglong's anger turned into warm happiness, the corners of her mouth smiled, her pretty face was slightly red, her breathing was slightly short, and her eyes were full of love and admiration for her senior brother.

Senior brother and brother are really interesting to themselves, otherwise how could they take such care of themselves?

Glancing at the female disciples around him who were pretty-eyed and whispering about Senior Brother, Lan Yun smiled proudly - a group of rouge vulgar fans, you also deserve to compete with me for Senior Brother? Senior Brother Brother likes himself in secret!

That Lan Yun still doesn't know how to rob his senior brother with himself, it's ridiculous!

Huo Linglong, who was full of emotions, was suddenly interrupted by a shout like a wave.

"Senior Brother Zhang Feng is really as handsome as the legend!"

"Big brother, I love you!"

"Big Brother ......"

Huo Linglong didn't have time to think about it, looking at the handsome young man who walked on the high platform with dazzling special effects of temperament, and then looked at the disciples who fell into madness, he snorted coldly in his heart: "Could it be that if you shout Senior Brother, Senior Brother will look at you more?"

Then they also scrambled to shout loudly.

Turning on the special effects, Zhang Feng slowly walked onto the high platform.

Looking at all the disciples of the Shangshui Holy Peak in front of him, who were towering and thousands and shouting like thunder, Zhang Feng coughed.

Suddenly, the audience fell silent.

All the disciples waited eagerly, and even the rumors between heaven and earth stopped.

What's even more amazing is that for some reason, the disciples suddenly felt that the sunlight between heaven and earth had become dim, but the sunlight shining on Senior Brother Zhang Feng was extremely dazzling.

Zhang Feng: Yes, it's special effects, I turned on special effects.

In the midst of all the attention, Zhang Feng clenched the manuscript in his hand.

Master, don't blame the disciples for being ruthless.

All this is for the sake of living.

Cherish life and stay away from the chief.

"Ahem, hey, can you hear me?" Zhang Feng's voice seemed to turn on the megaphone, and it was full of magnetism and reverberated on the Holy Peak of Sheung Shui, "First of all, it's an honor to stand here today......"

"As the newly appointed chief disciple of Sheung Shui Holy Peak, I will lead by example and abide by the rules of Sheung Shui Holy Peak. ”

"First, the character is kind, the goodness is like water, the disciples of the Shangshui Holy Peak will never lie, if someone outside asks about cultivation and sect matters, you must know that everything is said and ......"

"Second, stick to the bottom line, water conservancy and all things without fighting, if there is a conflict between the disciples of Shangshui Shengfeng and others, apologize on the spot. If the other party must do it, then carry forward the style, and if you don't fight back, you won't scold back......"

"Three, if someone expresses their love for something, the disciples of Shangshui Holy Peak must not refuse, even if it is a natal magic weapon, they must give it to each other......"

Reading these rules, the corners of Zhang Feng's mouth twitched slightly.

He seemed to understand why Sheung Shui Shengfeng was getting poorer and poorer under the guidance of his master.

On the other side, listening to Zhang Feng's voice reading the door rules he had set up with emotion, the corner of the mouth of the good man in Sheung Shui smiled, and the great sense of accomplishment in his heart was surging.

What a rule that conforms to the purpose of this door.

He is really a once-in-a-lifetime leader, and if the ancestors of the past generations have knowledge, they will definitely jump out and applaud themselves.

Shangshui Shanren glanced at the four Four Peaks Sect Masters with strange expressions and twitched corners of their mouths, and said with a smile: "How about it, my rules are not bad." ”

"Hehe, that's good. Several sect masters didn't smile.

The good man of Sheung Shui said proudly: "In fact, my disciple not only has the talent of heaven, but his heart is also in line with my Sheung Shui Holy Peak, he is cautious and steady, and he will definitely abide by it." ”

While speaking, the good people of Sheung Shui couldn't help but recall the scene when they educated this apprentice at the beginning.

I still remember that at that time, the young Zhang Feng's temper was not as steady as it is now, but was quick to achieve quick success, and he was frizzy. In the first month, after rushing to the tenth layer of Qi cultivation with countless heavenly and earthly treasures, he clamored to go down the mountain to practice.

Or scare him into saying that he is a disciple, the monks under the mountain are all infants, bandits are rampant, there are countless demons and monsters, and the death rate of the qi cultivator is as high as 99% in three days before he can persuade him.

He also gave him the example of the ancient god of war, saying that the apprentice should underestimate this qi refining period, which is related to the upper limit of growth in the future. Only ten layers is the lowest level of existence, the past generations of Tianjiao are embarrassed to be promoted to more than a dozen layers, according to legend, the ancient god of war has been held to the 999th floor, and he is invincible in the world.

Since then, Zhang Feng's personality has changed greatly. He no longer clamored to go down the mountain to cultivate, but honestly retreated and practiced, and only went out for ten minutes every day to "guide" those junior brothers and sisters who had a panacea.

But instead of hating Zhang Feng, the disciples were grateful to Dai De for offering the pill.

Thinking of this, the good people of Sheung Shui couldn't help but be complacent, sure enough, he was born to be a teacher.

Teach tirelessly.

Wait, the good people of Sheung Shui suddenly felt that something was wrong...... Anyway, this kid was at the tenth level of Qi cultivation three years ago?

But he confessed to himself yesterday that he was still practicing qi.

The good man of Sheung Shui frowned and fell into deep thought.

Until a break interrupted his train of thought.

After Zhang Feng finished reading those door rules, he was silent for a moment and said slowly: "It's all fart!"