"Let you chatter, just you talk a lot, I put up with you for a long time, and finally I caught the opportunity, see if I don't hammer you into meat sauce this time!"

The old Taoist priest said with relief while hammering hard at the ground.

"Third sister!" the old Lu Tou roared angrily, and rushed over to the place where the voice sounded.

"Old Lutou, dead bald, don't go, that's not me!"

Xu Shan had already rushed forward, but when he heard the words of condensation, he sped up even faster, and the floating light had already rushed to the place where the voice sounded.

A flash of golden light flashed.

As soon as he arrived, Xu Shan saw that Lao Lutou's neck was at ninety degrees, bent abnormally backwards, and a large pumpkin-like golden hammer had just swept over his head.

Seeing this, Xu Shan's face was expressionless, and he was about to retreat without saying a word.

At this time, I heard the old Lu Tou speak: "Second brother, come and help me!"

When Xu Shan heard this, he was really taken aback, it was impossible for a person to survive with his neck facing back ninety degrees, and when he turned his face to look again, he saw that Lao Lu Tou was hanging his head upside down, staring at himself with his eyes, his tongue agitating in his mouth, and he could still speak.

"I'll save you big-headed ghost!"

Xu Shan's scalp was numb, and he didn't want to think about it, so he flew up and kicked Lao Lutou away before the axe slashed it again.

Xu Shan didn't even know if he was frightened by Lao Lutou, or if it was really an on-the-spot response based on his own rational judgment.

After one kick, I heard the old Lu Tou oops, was kicked into the depths of the fog, and disappeared.

The next moment, a cold glow surged in Xu Shan's eyes, and a huge plate axe slashed at his waist.

Seeing this, Xu Shan slapped himself on the waist, and then the whole person flew up in the air with Xie Shenzhi on his back, directly dodging the plate axe that came from the flat chop, and the golden hammer after that.

At Xu Shan's waist, the slender Shadow Snake King swam slowly.

"Grandma is a bear, there is a ghost, and the uncle is shocked. Old Niubi, no matter what this time, I have to give the uncle more food. ”

A loud voice sounded over the old Taoist's shoulder.

Xu Shan's whole person was in the air, and before he was dragged back into the mist by the Shadow Snake King, he saw that on the shoulder of the old Taoist priest, there was a snow-white toad with fiery eyes and black eyes.

The toad spat out and chattered in front of the old Taoist.

"Get out of here, or I'll either roast you or sell you when I get back." ”

The old Taoist priest's face turned dark, he pulled the toad up, flew up and kicked it into the depths of the fog.

"If it weren't for you, a lazy, to bargain with Dao Ye and me at this stall, why would I have to wait so long. ”

The toad who was kicked into the depths croaked, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "Uncle, I am a shape-shifting spirit beast, you old bull nose dare to do this to me, hurry up and return my former master, as well as the things of the former master, everyone will be pulled down, uncle, I will not do it." ”

The old Taoist priest was very angry, took a deep breath to calm his emotions, and slowly said, "I will give you an extra elixir for a meal at night." ”

The toad in the depths of the fog coughed angrily and said, "Is this like a word, it's not in vain, uncle, I worked hard to keep you by my side, and you, as the food of this uncle, must have the consciousness of food." ”

"Say, uncle, I'm in a good mood today, whose voice do you want to listen to this time, is it the concubine surnamed Xie last time, or the casual cultivator woman who was deceived by you to go to Chunfeng Building last time, or..."

"Shut up, even the few people here now, you should be able to learn after listening to it for so long. The old Taoist priest said angrily.

After speaking, the old Taoist priest paused, changed his tone again, and said suspiciously: "Could it be that you haven't learned it for so long?"

When the toad heard this, he immediately became furious,

"Fart, you uncle and I have learned it a long time ago, and the reason why it takes so long is entirely to deceive your elixir. Hmph, just a few wrestlers, the uncle uses a little means, naturally he is hand-to-hand, this meal in the evening, add an extra elixir, don't forget the old cow's nose!"

Xu Shan was already hiding in the dense fog at this moment, seeing this, his eyes flickered, and with a flick of his fingers, he threw a dart with explosives at the place where the toad sounded.

The sound of gold and stone intersecting came, and then I heard the toad call triumphantly: "Just an ordinary blade, dare to hurt your uncle and me, it's really a frog at the bottom of the well, I don't know the height of the sky..."

Xu Shan silently said, "Burst!"

A wave of air rolled and stirred the fog like a wave.

"Ahem, cough, who threw the firecrackers? A few coughs came from the depths of the thick fog, and only the voice of the old man could be heard.

When Xu Shan heard this, he was taken aback in his heart, and secretly said that it was impossible, he obviously threw it at the toad who could speak human words just now, how could he run to Lao Lutou?

"Huh, who learns from Lao Tzu to speak?" On the other side of the fog, the voice of the old Lu Tou sounded again.

At this time, only the voice of condensed fat sounded: "I threw it, to tell you the truth, I will tell you that you are bald, my mother, I have long seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, just take advantage of the moment to kill you, so that I can fly with my second brother Xu." ”

"Ah, third sister, this is not true, tell me quickly, this is definitely not your sincere words. Old Lu Tou's tone was sad, with a hint of crying.

At this time, on the other side of the dense fog, Xu Shan's voice came again:

"Hey, Lao Lutou, it's true, in fact, I have been secretly in love with the third sister for a long time, but I have been hiding it from you, I don't dare to tell you, Lao Lutou, it's a brother, I can't stand you! I didn't expect that the third sister is also interested in me now, since this is the case,"

"Third sister, I don't want you!"

At the end of Xu Shan's tone, he actually howled at the wolf with his throat.

Xu Shan, who was hiding in the shadows, heard this, touched his chin, and was amazed.

At this time, I could only hear the voice of condensation coming from the ground, and exclaimed: "This thunder sound toad is very rare, the thunder sound toad I have seen before, although it can also learn to speak, but at most it is only four or five sentences, I have never seen this so handsome, and he speaks so smoothly, it should be a transformation spirit beast that has opened up the spiritual wisdom." ”

When Xu Shan heard the first half of the sentence, he just wanted to ask a few words, and then he heard the second half of the sentence, and he always felt that something was wrong, so he didn't dare to speak out at will, and continued to watch the changes.

At this time, I only heard the happy voice of the old Lu Tou, and said: "I knew that it was not the third sister who spoke just now, you would never be so cruel to me, right, third sister!"

I only heard the condensed voice continued, and said: "Well, the one just now is indeed not me, but the Lei Yin Toad has the talent to judge the general context of the human heart through the ups and downs of the speaker's tone, so the handsome toad who learned to speak from me just now is right, I do like the second brother more than you." ”

"Impossible, third sister, you must have lied to me, I'm infatuated with you...", the old Lu Tou's dejected voice came from the thick fog.

"Oh, yes, dead bald, what you said is that there is something wrong with what I just said. ”

"Ah, third sister, I know...", the old Lu Tou cried with joy.

Before he finished speaking, he listened to Ning Fat and continued: "I don't like you at all, it's better to say... Boredom is not right, should it be said boredom, disgust, well, or these two words are accurate. ”

"No..."

"God, why do you do this to me..."

The grief-stricken roars of the two old landers came from the thick fog one after the other.