Chapter 810: The legendary swollen face

People are old and refined, after Zhao Kaige's opening remarks out of nothing, not only Feng Feitian was pleasantly surprised when he heard it, but Feng Yiting was also a little proud...... The art of speaking is like an esoteric martial arts...... Some people are confused, the words do not reach the meaning, and a lot of words are nonsense, but when some people speak, they can move people's hearts, be concise and concise, and get twice the result with half the effort!

What is a master? Those who have practiced peerless martial arts are masters; those who can speak are also masters! If you deliberately praise a person, it may sometimes be self-defeating and counterproductive; it is better to praise his children! Wool grows on sheep, who doesn't want to have good wool...... Who doesn't want to have a good son? So it's definitely a boast and a quasi-son;

It's no wonder that Feng Yiting felt a little proud in his heart...... Who doesn't like appearance? It's not easy for everyone to mix in the rivers and lakes, although they can make up for it for the time being, but in the end they will be swept away by the big waves...... Therefore, I always think about indiscriminately filling up the numbers, and I always think that it will not be possible to mix with that! Iron striking still needs its own hardness; and it also needs beautiful young people to mix the rivers and lakes, not only to have good martial arts, but also to have a high appearance...... Only such compound talents can mix well in the rivers and lakes! What's wrong with appearance? Appearance is always very important! Appearance is a real plus!

Well, in this way, although this Zhao Kaige has a slippery head, he still has some self-knowledge! Who has never been a teenager in his life? Don't look at himself now that he has a beard, it was not like this back then! He was a beautiful young man back then, and he was also a frequent visitor on the handsome guy list! Well, that Zhao Kaige is not a little fat man when he was a child; a few years ago he was a middle-fat man; and now he is striding in the direction of the middle-aged and old fat man...... The dragon gives birth to the dragon, the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix, I used to be more handsome than him, and now my son is naturally more handsome than his son; hehe, this is not the end, in the future my grandson will be more handsome than his grandson!

There is no doubt that the legendary genetic advantage is unshakable in a short period of time! Although as the saying goes, you can't be rich for three generations...... But how can the hard-won handsome guy genes be passed on to three generations, right?

Rich for no more than three generations is not the point.

Three generations more handsome than you is the point!

It's messed up!

...... Wanshulou

"Lord Zhao, I heard that you singled out a demon king in the battle of the Meridian Yinyang Ridge before...... After a bloody battle of life and death, in the end, you should be old and strong, and win a great victory, but the demon king of the demon race is in a different place, and his soul returns to Huangquan...... The veteran is out of the horse, one top two, what kind of hero are you? Not to mention those heroes in the rivers and lakes, even I, who have no power to restrain the chicken, are enthusiastic to listen to......" Yuan Zizi looked at Zhao Kaige, who was sweating profusely and panting, and was suddenly a little speechless...... While asking each other in confusion, he earnestly helped: "But why do you look like this today? Could it be that you are sick? Now you are not only out of breath, but also seem to be unable to stand steadily...... Hurry up, hurry up, sit down in the chair next to you, and rest!"

"Alas! It's hard to say, that's quite indescribable! I'm ashamed to say that although the old man finally destroyed the ghost-faced demon king in the battle of the meridian yinyangling, he actually knew that he was suffering and had suffering! At that time, I was fighting against the ghost-faced demon king in the ear hole of the big Buddha statue...... Not only is the inside of the pierced ear narrow, and there is no place to turn around, but it is also pitch black, and those who can't see their fingers can be caught there...... At that time, Mo Po and I were like two trapped beasts, unable to see and invisible, unable to retreat and retreat, and in the end we could only fight each other with a pair of fists, regardless of three or seven twenty-one...... Alas, although it looks lively, to put it bluntly, it is actually a blind cat meets a dead mouse, and it is better to meet it, but it is not possible to pull it down...... It's all up to luck! Don't say anything about hitting the other party, even if you shave a single hair of the opponent, it's an unexpected surprise!" As if he was there, Zhao Kaige coughed twice harder, lost his soul, and said weakly: "Little Hou Ye has read a lot of books since he was a child, and naturally he has seen the fight scene of the Golden Retriever Lion King Xie Xun fighting the Mixed Yuan Thunderbolt Cheng Kun in the dark hole...... Coincidentally, the old man and the Ghost-faced Demon King were exactly the same in the ear piercing, and after a long struggle, although I was lucky enough to reprint a palm on Mo Po's chest, I was also punched the stomach by him...... Alas, others say that I have won greatly, but I have suffering...... My family knew their own affairs, but that battle was actually a tragic victory in which 1,000 enemies were killed and 800 were lost! Alas, I was blamed for being too honest and believing in the nonsense that harmed others...... Originally, I thought that the Devil-faced Demon King was a soft-footed shrimp, but I didn't want to be a hard stubble...... In the end, I ended up with a pitiful result of being seriously injured! Alas! I knew that I was suffering and I was suffering from it, and I was miserable by that victim!"

"......" was speechless for a moment...... The little marquis has always been cautious, but at this time, when he heard this, he actually had something to do with the harmful fruit...... How dare he pick up the stubble! Peeked at the Feng family's father and son...... Although the father and son were eager to talk and stopped, they really stopped in the end! Seeing that the atmosphere was a little cold, they had no choice but to reconcile it by themselves! Help people to the end, send people to the west, Yuan Zizi rolled his eyes, and asked the bottom of his heart for the Feng family father and son very understandingly! "No! Lord Zhao! Although I don't know what happened in the big Buddha's ear hole, when you and your group returned in triumph, I also went out of the city to greet you...... Seeing is believing, the little national teacher and Yu Zhangjiao were carried back on a stretcher, but you were in high spirits, looking forward to riding on a tall horse...... I don't see where you're seriously injured!"

"Ahem! At this time, at that time, at that time, when our human race was victorious, the whole city was jubilant, and the city was celebrated, how could I defeat everyone's interest because of myself? Everyone else was pretending to be cowardly, but I was deliberately pretending to be a hero at that time, although I was in high spirits on the surface at that time...... In fact, it's a swollen face and a fat man!" Zhao Kaige had already thought of his rhetoric and said unhurriedly...... There was a sad face on his face, but he was secretly amused in his heart...... At that time, he was full of energy, looking forward to riding on a tall horse...... That's because the harmful fruit had been lying on the stretcher half-dead at that time, and he hadn't opened his eyes to teach himself face-to-face!

"......" Feng Yiting has been listening with his ears pricked up on the side, listening to Zhao Kaige's sad words, and seeing his expression in pain...... My heart suddenly flooded with totals!

This old slippery head has not appeared for a long time, but when he first appeared today, it was a gust of wind and a burst of rain...... Which of his words is true? Which of his words is false? Why does it sound so suspenseful? Why does it sound so unreliable and greasy?

Well, there is one to say, there is two to say, although I can't think clearly for a while, but there is a sentence that the old slippery head said very truthfully, slapping a swollen face and becoming fat...... Phew, you've been fat since you were a kid, and you've always been fat...... You don't have to slap your swollen face to get fat enough!

Wouldn't it be fatter than fatter after slapping a swollen face!

It's messed up!