[025] Antecedents and consequences
Xiao Shizhu raised his head and smiled, then teased: "I really want to see if your expression is desperate or annoyed now?"
The look of consternation and incomprehension in the eyes of the man in black and Bodhi did not decrease but increased, becoming heavier and heavier. Hearing this, they turned their heads at the same time, looking at Xiao Shizhu with a smug face, and angry sparks immediately burst out in their eyes.
At this moment, Sidao was full of a hateful gaze that wanted to cut Xiao Shizhu alive, and it fell on Xiao Shizhu's face with a brush.
"Okay. Seeing that the man in black didn't move for a long time and didn't mean to take off his mask at all, Xiao Shizhu had to pretend to sigh and said, "You're not convinced, right? Then your Xiao Ye will give you this dog thing and tell you a few stories!"
According to the record in the "Ghost Mother Palace Chronicle", about 600 years ago, not long after the war between the ghost mother country and the ghost kingdom subsided, the ghost mother went to the street of Xiaoyu Mountain City to pay a private visit and saw a father who was selling his daughter. At that time, the dejected father claimed that his relatives died at the hands of the ghost king's soldiers in the war, and the family only survived himself and his daughter. Now the house is also ruined, and the field is gone. With nothing, he could only sell his daughter to let her live! I have to say that such a story of fatherly love is really touching. Xiao Shizhuzuo lowered his head and rubbed his eyes, snorted sharply, raised his head and continued to smile at them: "Then our big-chested ghost mother sister believed this story to be true; The girl became the maid of the ghost mother's sister, and the man became her ghost slave. Give them food and clothing, and pay them. It's just that the ghost mother and sister are really big-chested and brainless, and they haven't realized that these two people are intentionally close to them for hundreds of years. ”。
"Because he is honest, cautious and hard-working, the man was promoted to the new head of the outer court after the death of the old head of the outer court ten years ago. When Xiao Shizhu said this, he suddenly paused, looked at the man in black with interest for a long time, and said, "Now I suspect that the old head of the outer court was killed by you, not the violent death recorded in the "Ghost Mother Palace Chronicles". ”。
"You've been in the palace for a long time, but why are you stealing the umbrella now? There are two reasons for this. The first is that in the previous hundreds of years, although Bodhi was in the inner court, he was still just an ordinary maid, not a personal maid, and it was difficult to get close to the ghost mother. The second is that you were not the head of the outer court at that time, and you ate and lived with other ghost slaves, so it was very inconvenient to move. This is also one of the reasons why the ghost mother has not been able to recognize that you are spies in the past hundred years. Xiao Shizhu put away the smile on his face, looked at the man in black and said word by word: "I'm right, Ah Fu!"
As soon as these words came out, not only the man in black and Bodhi, but even the forbidden army around him were all stunned, and an uproar followed.
"I'm surprised why you didn't take off your mask, I knew it was you, right?" Xiao Shizhu felt that his feet were a little sore, so he motioned to the forbidden army to move a chair for him, and then continued to say calmly: "Actually, I was suspicious of you, and you showed too much to the fact that I became a dog supervisor. In addition, after Wei He overheard the conspiracy between you and Bodhi that day, I used my position to check the book "Ghost Mother Palace Chronicles". Of course, I didn't know it was you at the time, but I looked up Bodhi. But it's okay not to check, but when I checked, I found a big surprise, Bodhi is actually your daughter, and then I naturally saw the story told earlier, written in "Ghost Mother Palace Chronicles". ”。
"After reading that story, I thought, what did Wei say that day, he couldn't tell who the man he met with Bodhi was in the palace. If you are in a group with Bodhi, he should be able to hear your voice, this question really made my head grow for a few hours, just when I wondered if I was mistaken, the figure of Ming Yichen suddenly appeared in my mind, I don't know why I thought of Ming Yichen, I can only say that it is providence. I immediately thought that he could pinch his throat and change his voice to make people think that he was a sissy, so what did Wei hear about the person who conspired with Bodhi, would he be afraid that the conspiracy would have ears across the wall and deliberately change his voice when he saw Bodhi?" Xiao Shizhu sat down on the Taishi chair that the forbidden army brought him, cocked Erlang's legs and shook gently, and said in a colorful voice: " After figuring this out, I began to let the two brothers Li Chai and Li Hao secretly spy on you, although the gain was not big, but I also asked Yang Fengfeng to continue to pretend that he didn't know anything, and continue to check a person who spoke with a very bad voice, mainly to confuse you, make you think that I was in the wrong direction, and relax your vigilance proudly. And you Xiao Ye and I like to prepare with two hands, or even three hands and four hands, so as early as when I took over this task, I asked someone to check your stronghold outside the palace. Lurkers like you, there are all contact points, and after checking and finding out among the palace people, only you have opened a spice shop outside the palace, and the business is not bad. ”。
"The reason why I can find out so quickly is because your spice shop never pays taxes, and your clerk is also your customer and blows his beard everywhere, and there are people in his palace who don't have to pay taxes, so he is very proud. Well, the facts tell us once again that it's better not to be crazy if you are crazy, and there is a price to pay for being too crazy. There are 1,228 stalls and shops in Xiaoyu Mountain City, and you don't pay taxes on your spice shops. This big news immediately aroused my curiosity in my heart, so I inquired about it in the spirit of gossiping and knew that the spice shop was opened by you. And I also went to your store to buy spices, and I saw that the clerks were all burly and sturdy, and the fist surface was smooth and uneven after clenching their fists, and they were obviously all practitioners. So the question is, who needs to open a shop outside the palace, and the second little guy is a martial arts practitioner?" Xiao Shizhu said, sweeping his inquiring gaze over the people around him, and after a live interaction, he fell on Ah Fu's fierce eyes, and looked at him with four eyes.
"I know!" Without waiting for the others to answer, Li Hao shouted and returned confidently: "An artist who wants to make money!"
Xiao Shizhu sighed slightly when he heard this, frowned, and then said in a very helpless tone: "Are you a pig? Of course you are a person who wants to do bad things, why don't you just open a juggling stall?" provoked the surrounding forbidden soldiers to laugh at Li Hao.
Li Hao smiled awkwardly, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and asked in a puzzled tone: "So, my lord, you went out of the palace a few days ago to check this......?
"Of course!" Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Shizhu swiped his nose with his right index finger, and said angrily: "Otherwise, what do you think I'm going to do?
"You are actually the owner behind this spice shop, and I thought that you must be the one who conspired with Bodhi, so many things, which I couldn't understand and couldn't say why, suddenly figured it out. I immediately asked the Ghost Mother about the dog prison named Heavenly King before, and came to a conclusion. Immediately after that, Xiao Shizhu put away his smile, a serious look suddenly appeared on his face, and he continued to say slowly to Ah Fu: "You and Bodhi entered the palace but couldn't get close to the ghost mother, although you can get close to the ghost mother later, but the soul umbrella and the ghost mother are inseparable every day; So, in desperation, you told your true master, the Ghost King, and the Ghost King sent an envoy named the King of Heaven to assist you. And this secret envoy was placed by you in the Tengu Garden, which is almost unvisited, and became an inconspicuous dog warden. Your plan is for this dog to break into the inner court at night and steal the umbrella, after all, an outsider can do this, and you can better lurk. Judging from the conversation I just heard between the two of you, you are not very ambitious, and it is not enough to take an umbrella, and you are still thinking about conquering the ghost mother country. In this way, if you send the Death Heavenly King to the back of the Black Cauldron Heavenly King, you will not be easily exposed, and you can continue to lurk and send out all the decisions in the palace as soon as the war breaks out. All this was going very well, but I didn't expect that at this time, the secret envoy sent by the ghost mother to the ghost kingdom after the war also found out that there were secret envoys of the enemy country in the ghost mother country and lurked in the palace, so the ghost mother planned to start investigating the traitor. Bodhi panicked and told you about it. Fortunately, the secret envoy of the ghost mother did not find out the details of you, so after thinking about it, you came up with a plan to let the secret envoy die to clear your name. ”。
"Honestly, this trick is too clever. Xiao Shizhu gave Ah Fu a thumbs up, nodded to Ah Fu and praised: "But this secret envoy can't be completely exposed, so you plan to let him pretend to go out to assassinate the ghost mother, so that if he succeeds, he can take the umbrella and leave at that time, and once the ghost mother dies, the dragons in the country have no leader, so that you can conquer the ghost mother country more smoothly." If you fail, it doesn't matter, then you can use the death of the Heavenly King to divert the attention of the Ghost Mother from you, and the death of the Heavenly King will not only make the Ghost Mother think that the secret envoy is dead, but also use assassination to cover up the true purpose. This strategy is sure to make a profit. ”。
"It's just a thousand calculations, you didn't expect that the king of heaven didn't dare to bring his secret envoy order, this hot potato with him, in order not to reveal his identity, so naturally he didn't dare to give it to you. He chose to hide the sign, but forgot to tell you where it was. As soon as the king died, you suddenly remembered this question. By the time you want to go to Tenguen to look for the sign, it's already been taken over by the Forbidden Army. That's why to this day, dogs' dog food is still distributed by the forbidden army. And with the Forbidden Army guarding you, you can only sneak into the garden at night, so the Tengu always bark when they see you like a thief. ”。
"The Tengu's scream alarmed the forbidden army, and you had to escape quietly, and then you didn't dare to rush to the Tengu Garden. Thankfully, the Forbidden Army didn't check the Tengu Garden very well, and the token hasn't been found yet. So when you saw hope, you immediately thought of a way, that is, to send another subordinate into the palace, so Ming Yichen came, but you didn't expect me to stir up the situation!" Xiao Shizhu said this and dug his nostrils again, and then pretended to be pitiful and said to Ah Fu: "I swear that I really didn't mean to stir up the situation, I didn't know these things at that time, you have to believe me, it's really the ghost mother and sister who sent me to the Tengu Garden in a fit of anger." ”。
"You panicked when you learned that I was assigned to Tenguyuan, you thought about killing me, but I didn't have many people to come into contact with, and you will be burned as soon as I die. So you and Ming Yichen began to sing with red and white faces. He greeted me with a smile on his face, but in fact, he was trying to get close to Tengu-en. When you see me, I sarcastically ridicule a few words, in order to show that Ming Yichen is more righteous than you, making it easier for him to become my friend, so that he can enter and exit the Tengu Garden anytime and anywhere. After sneering, Xiao Shizhu said proudly: "But I have a stinky problem, which cannot be changed from the human world to the underworld; ”。
The above statements are all the causes and consequences of my reasoning. Xiao Shizhu looked at Bodhi, then at Ah Fu, and after making a gesture of please, he said, "Do you have anything else to add?"